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Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 10/21/09



XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Big Fucking Assholes: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video/Erik Everhard Entertainment

Genre: Compilation

Director: Erik Everhard

Cast: Melissa Lauren, Erik Everhard, John Strong, Katja Kassin, Lauren Phoenix, Katsumi, Robert Rosenberg, Janet Alfano, Steve Holmes, Aline, Amy Ried, Sandra Romain, Jenny Hendrix

Length: 358:50 minutes (174:01 minutes & 184:49 minutes)

Date of Production: 8/29/2009

Extras: The only extras this time were a cumshot compilation from the scenes, six trailers, a cast list, a photogallery, and "web access".

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Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Big Fucking Assholes was presented with the first disc showing full frame 1.33:1 ratio scenes and the second disc showing anamorphic widescreen 1.78:1 ratio scenes as shot by director Erik Everhard for release by Jules Jordan Video. The older scenes were shot under the Red Light District banner and show their age much more than the scenes on the second disc, the lighting generally solid regardless of the source and the fleshtones looking great as a result. Like most such compilations, the range of scenes show Erik's growth in technical skill though, the newer scenes definitely looking better even if all of the scenes appear to properly display his command of raw energy and hardcore sexual antics. The bitrate varied substantially here too, my spot checks revealing it to hover in the 2.8 Mbps area a lot of the time, the resulting overall look of the double disc set satisfactory for me or better. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate, the vocals clearly heard but standard for a gonzo offering in almost all cases. The limited music or ambient noises added in during post production did not add a lot to the production, falling into usual range of this type of show.

Body of Review: Erik Everhard has long been one of my very favorite directors in gonzo porn, his sense of humor and driven sexual performances elevating his worth on several levels compared to many of his peers at Jules Jordan Video. His latest release coming my way was not a new production though, merely a compilation of nine scenes in the form of Big Fucking Assholes: Special Edition. This time, Erik selected scenes starring some of his hottest anal antics with gals as cock hungry as they come, ladies such as Jenny Hendrix, Sandra Romain, Katja Kassin, Amy Ried, Aline, and others that have extensive fanbases across the globe. I've seen most of these in the past and there did not appear to be any noticeable editing but the first disc was made up of older scenes from Erik's Red Light District period while the second disc derived from his more recent work at JJV. Other than the advertised 6 hours falling slightly short, I thought this looked to be a very solid selection of scenes for fans of anal penetration though, a quick look at the front cover showing the kind of talent Erik was providing. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Jailbait: Melissa Lauren, Erik Everhard, John Strong: Melissa is a very attractive Euro-babe. She looks quite good in this scene, wearing a very revealing school girl outfit. She's walking around on the streets, the scene cuts and we find her getting two cocks shoved in her mouth. There is some face fucking and gagging. Very nice. Next the guys take turns plugging her from behind and getting their cocks sucked. Like Melissa has shown in my previous scenes, she's great at the act. The action also includes some very warm DP action. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Two: Ass Obsessed #3: Katja Kassin, Erik Everhard, John Strong: Katja Kassin, the lead gal on the front cover, has taken the gonzo world by storm this past year, chalking up a host of fabulously heated performances with a variety of companies. The powers that be tell me she's up for the coveted DVD Talk performer of the year and I can easily see her walking away with it given her body of work in 2004. After giving some tease footage wearing the white fishnet outfit she had on the front cover (along with a neon pink PVC nurses outfit to start), she tended to John's needs as he lay lethargic on the couch of a mansion. Needless to say, her attention was exactly what he needed (what a perfect ass she has!) and after he snacked on her lovely crack, he was revitalized to the point where she could return the oral favor. Erik joined them and the vaginal, anal and DP action ensued but even her oral was hot to watch. While a few of you may not like that she had a bit of meat on her bones, let me tell you once more that she looked very healthy (although I could've done without all the oral taste testing). Fans of circus act sex will appreciate that she did a lengthy double anal penetration (DAP) as few in the jizz bizz could handle. If you're looking for a solid Katja scene to enjoy, this one was a bit rougher than average and just as heated for viewers to enjoy repeatedly. Whew!

Scene Three: Anal Prostitutes On Video #1: Lauren Phoenix, Erik Everhard: The movie opens up with Lauren a hot leggy brunette. After some playful banter with director Erik Everhard, the camera gets up and close and we get to see her pretty pussy. She plays for the camera, taking a few fingers and such, before getting on her knees to give Erik a blowjob. He puts her on the bathroom sink and starts fucking her pretty good - she's extremely hot and seems to be enjoying it all. They head upstairs where she gets all the way undressed and starts fingering all of her holes. They start fucking again, this time doggy. She finally turns over for some mish anal. She continues to take it up the ass in various positions, gaping and performing ATM throughout. This one ends with her taking a nice cumshot in the face. This is a good scene and Lauren is a hottie. (review by Papa AJ)

Scene Four: Anal Cavity Search #1: Katsumi, Erik Everhard, Robert Rosenberg: Katsumi is another gorgeous looking babe. She has a sexy body and a hot face. This scene goes something like this. Robert Rosenberg needs a massage and Erik looks up an ad for Asian Gals. The scene cuts and Katsumi is at the door and she is looking hot as ever. It doesn't take long for Robert's massage to turn into a blow job (a couple of seconds). Soon Erik jumps in the fun and also gets his dick sucked in POV. The oral sex has some great energy with Katsumi really showing what a pro she is. Next the two guys take turns working Katsumi at both ends. They work her pretty damn hard and she seems to really like it. The action also has some DP action. The action ends with a double facial for Katsumi. (review by Rob Randell)

Scene Five: Cum Filled Asshole Overload #1: Janet Alfano, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes, Robert Rosenberg: The next scene features "Robert" and a street interview. Apparently the actress that has been hired for the movie has flaked out and Robert volunteers his girlfriend Janet for the scene. They head upstairs and Janet already has a cock in her ass. She does a little ATM before she's joined by her boyfriend and another guy - 3 guys, 1 girl. The guys take turns fucking her ass and cumming in it. They get hard again and the DP starts. She does DP and double anal throughout the scene. They stretch this girl out in all sorts of different ways before cream pieing her ass. She pushes it out onto the hardwood floor and ends up slurping it up. (review by Papa AJ)

Scene Six: Cum In My Ass, Not In My Mouth #5: Aline, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes: Aline, the cutie seen bending over in lingerie on the lower left hand corner of the front cover so bewitchingly, was up next as she convinced workaholic Erik Everhard to take a break and tend to both of their needs. I've noticed she is making the rounds at a number of gonzo companies, doing so while showing some heated tease skills at that, as she did to entice our super hero into leaving his laptop aside for awhile to enjoy her skillful abilities on the couch. They kissed, she dropped to her knees to blow him very nicely, and then he reciprocated with a lot of passion as he snacked on her ass crack by shoving his face inside it. The two actively boned vaginally and it wasn't too much longer before they were joined by Steve Holmes who embraced the concept that sharing was caring as the trio really sparked things up a lot. They did DP's, taste testing, and a lot of the usual tricks as she panted heavily and gave up the dirty talk. Erik even went back and forth between her ass and pussy (not a healthy thing to do by the way) in a manner that she found appealing given her moans of passion made. By the time they were done, her asshole looked blown out and she finger ate the genetic juice after pushing it out of her ass.

Scene Seven: Anal Cavity Search 3: Amy Ried, Erik Everhard: Amy Ried, the curvy brunette hotty on the upper right hand side of the front cover wearing red lingerie, was up first in a scene that appeared to mark her return to hardcore gonzo after a brief break from the industry. She was asleep in bed when woken up by the phone, something I find irritating as she did. She got up, got dressed in tight clothing, and took the limousine along the roadway where she picked up Erik Everhard to assist her with her testing. Asking her what kind of testing she was talking about, she started pulling out sex toys and using them as she disrobed in the back of the still moving vehicle, Erik finding this a great opportunity to have fun. He then started feeling her up (at her request) and fingering her, going down on her pussy as her legs spread wide. The lighting was substandard here as it tends to be in limousines but the heat generated between the two was great and I was glad to see her back in the jizz biz. His oral led to her power sucking his cock and balls, jerking him off and rubbing on her titties as part of the aggressive sexuality she was projecting. As cars drove past them, they boned like crazy, both going into Erik's zone where they were lost on one another; neither of them proving to be any less active than the other in the process. The vaginal ride gave way to the anal antics advertised in the title once they got back to the house and into bed; toys stretching her out before his cock did likewise. She was not as active in taking the dick in her ass as she was during the vaginal play but it was still a superior ride by the looks of it; her vocals never going over the top as some gals tend to be these days when their limits are pushed too far. She then swallowed the population pudding with ease, the scene ending at about the 52 minute mark. Whew!

Scene Eight: Anal POV #4: Sandra Romain, Erik Everhard: Sandra Romain, the anal queen seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up last as she played a mail order bride (technically, an internet order bride) that Erik Everhard wanted to try out during her three week stay in the country. She wore tight jeans and a white top, soon to be discarded in favor of her sexy lingerie as seen on the cover, when she told him that she did not want to go back to her country. This entailed her earning her place in his household, an offer she could make to me in a heartbeat given the show she put on so heatedly for him in the sitting area (the humor of his trip to get water was a hoot as well). The splendid tease was such that I almost didn't want it to end but given her oral play, this thought was soon banished from my mind as she was one of the most talkative (in a good way mind you) gals of the show. Sandra may be an oral queen now but her oral skills have long earned her a place in the top echelon of porn performers and this was no different. The titty fuck was nice and the penetrative positions were as sweet as ever with her showing the world why she is so highly regarded a performer, even if some claim her looks aren't as fresh as they prefer (in this case, her makeup sucked but she was otherwise appealing). Like Annette and Katsumi, she rode his cock with a flair reserved for the best in the jizz biz, the anal being even more powerful than the vaginal for the most part. The taste testing wasn't as common here but it was even better for me because of this, ending in the expected facial as she jerked him off to swallow his load. Yowsa!

Scene Nine: Anal Cavity Search 4: Jenny Hendrix, Erik Everhard, Steve Holmes: Jenny Hendrix, the lean blond featured on the lower middle of the front cover, was up first as she portrayed the new secretary at JJV, Erik Everhard looking for the fearless leader only to find Steve Holmes handling sales for the week. She was enjoying some smutty magazines when Erik sent her to the back room for some DVDs, forgetting the volume numbers but turning her on in the process. Upon looking at the covers, she stripped down to masturbate; taking so long that the guys went looking for her. What they found was a juicy gal getting off, Erik the first to stumble upon her puffy pussy with her giving him a POV blowjob until he relinquished the camera to plow her fertile fields. He really hammered away at her and she encouraged him to go harder and deeper, Jenny actively pushing back to fully appreciate his work. Steve then walked in having seen them on the closed circuit TV, joining the pair and suggesting they move to the office upstairs where it would be more comfortable. Her ass was great here, the guys getting more head from Jenny and giving her a DP in return. She was obnoxiously loud but not passive as the men stretched her open, her wetness a given as they continued to work her over. Jenny was better during the vaginal work and blowjobs but showed she could handle the anal well enough too. The men ended the scene by glazing her face with Jimmy Scaffnetti getting some head and handjob action from her too! Whew!

Summary: Big Fucking Assholes by director Erik Everhard for Jules Jordan Video was a worthy compilation (even if it was not labeled as such) for your time, money, and seed, meriting a rating of Recommended of better depending on how many of the scenes you already have in your smut collection. I might have picked different scenes in some cases but this was a decent selection of picks from across the years and I only wish the scenes were better labeled on the discs as to what movies they came from. In short, Big Fucking Assholes: Special Edition had more anal fuck for the buck than almost three traditional gonzo fuck flicks, Erik and his band of merry men showing the ladies just what kind of perversity they were in for repeatedly during the scenes. The chemistry levels were pretty high in most cases too so if you're in the market to see some truly powerful penetration of the anal variety, this might work well for you.


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