Cast: Veronica Rayne, Joe Blow, Jayden Jaymes, Jordan Ash, Diamond Foxx, Kelly Divine, Sean Michaels, Nikki Sexx, Criss Strokes, Justin Magnum, Talon
Length: 171:48 minutes
Date of Production: 9/9/2009
Extras: The extras section included a photogallery and cumshot recap as expected but also a series of short POV scenes that appear to have been shot concurrently with the main footage and edited into this section of the DVD but using Vince Vouyer as the meat puppet (Veronica Rayne=12:58 minutes, Diamond Foxx's lasting 10:12 minutes, Nikki Sexx's lasting 7:27 minutes, Kelly Divine's lasting 7:55 minutes, and Jayden Jaymes' lasting 7:00 even courtesy of Vince Vouyer). This section also had a separate photogallery, some trailers, and a popshot recap for those that care.
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Audio/Video Quality: Butt Dialed was presented in an anamorphic widescreen color with an approximate aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Vince Vouyer for Vince Vouyer Unleashed using the MPEG-2 encoding and 480 resolution you would expect of a standard definition title. The lighting was flat and even most of the time (except some flare ups or stylish attempts at trying new things), still better than that which you'll find in most gonzo porn and topping a few of Vince's recent efforts. There was little grain and the fleshtones were even better this time making me think that the HD picture might look even better on one of the newer high resolution formats, but only by a small margin given the look of the ladies thanks to his fine work shooting the scenes (Jonny Grownwood on the editing board here) with the bitrate coming in around the 3.2 Mbps rate most of the time. There was some pattern noise but it was not common, the same holding true for some color saturation issues here. The composition of the shots was such that the ladies were made to look as good as Vince could make them and given his level of skill developed over the years, he showed he still has what it takes to make hot women even hotter looking but I hated the company logo used as a watermark in the lower right hand corner so often. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English (192 Kbps bitrate) but there was no separation between the channels and the vocals were on the low side in all but a few circumstances.
Body of Review: Vince Vouyer has now founded Vince Vouyer Unleashed, the latest gonzo company being his mark as it were. As one of the dedicated masters of the gonzo art form, Vince has long been about introducing humor along with heated sex scenes, often pushing the limits of the ladies he shoots to get the best scenes possible, whether they like it or not. His latest release making it my way is Butt Dialed, a set of five scenes starring hotties like Jayden Jaymes, Kelly Divine, and several others known for their sexual prowess, the extras including some additional work by the ladies with Vince himself in POV scenes. The website described the show like this: "Ever wonder what porn stars do on their day off? Wonder no more as 5 porn starlets share a day with you off camera! If Jayden Jaymes butts a dialin you might want to pick up! Veronica Rayne takes it in the ass! She starts things off with some dirty laundry before getting her ASS stretched. Diamond Foxxx finally doing anal! She's keeping things clean including her BUTT Hole as Joe Blow gapes it in the process of giving her an Anal tune up! Kelly Divine has made the Black list! Is Kelly watching Rambo? Yup! That is until Mr. Sean Michaels arrives and gives Kelly's ass some much needed Anal attention. Nikki Sexx in her first 4 on 1! Nikki's hanging out at her sugar daddy's pad with nothing to do until Justin drops by with a few co workers which turns into Nikki getting her pussy pounded by 4 porn studs. If your phones blowing up, you may want to pick up! After the movie take a walk down POV alley and drop a load yourself!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Dirty Laundry: Veronica Rayne, a brunette with a large rack, was up first doing laundry in her booty shorts, while sleepy moper Joe Blow slept mindlessly in the bed. This pissed her off and she couldn't stand to see him comfortable, the two playing a couple with some comedy. Her fleshy ass appealed to him and she made it a point to bend over a lot in front of him, this leading to the two engaging in sex after all. She crept into bed to blow him and he ate her out mechanically, several positions of vaginal sex with taste testing leading to some anal where she was extremely passive. The lack of chemistry between them weakened it for me but she gave a fair performance, Joe rubbing out a nut of genetic juice to her ass crack ending it all.
Scene Two: Fist of Fury: Jayden Jaymes, the sexy young hotty featured on the front cover, was up next as she came over to service Jordan Ash. She wore her blue bikini top and impossibly hot shorts, the gal accidently calling him thanks to the concept of butt dialing as she was trying to pack. This was another case of the woman being way out of the reach of the moper guy, Jayden one of the premium hotties of the day and Jordan a third (perhaps fourth) tier moper. Still, she attacked his rod orally like a champion, slobbing his knob messily before he ate her ass and they screwed vaginally. She was passive most of the time but loud about it too, Jayden getting better with time though she always seemed to find the time to clean his cock between positions. The relative lack of chemistry held this one back too but I admit that Jayden was one fine piece of eye candy, the scene closing out when he unleashed his wad of population pudding to her mouth.
Scene Three: Cock Hungry: Diamond Foxx, a thick blond MILF doing dishes in her crop top and booty shorts, was up next, accidently dialing frustrated moper Joe Blow as he worked unsuccessfully on his neon green car. He was pissed off and took it out on her, the gal promising to come over and blow him even though he was being a prick. She showed up and his attitude changed, my copy weirdly starting over at the menu page for no reason at all. Moving back to the scene, she bent over to reveal her healthy ass, grabbing his big dick out of his coveralls to start sucking him off in the garage. He gave her a few licks too but she was soon pumping her ass on his cock, spewing dirty talk as she impaled herself anally before moving to the couch. Her gape hang time was lengthy and they drilled both holes with her favorite appearing to be her pussy after all, Joe taking forever to jerk out of load of semen into her mouth to swallow (her first time on camera).
Scene Four: Rambone: Kelly Divine, my other reason to pick this one up, was out sunning herself by the pool in her bikini next, oiling up sexily as Sean Michaels went about his work day. I like Kelly's ample sample and she used it to full effect, accidently booty dialing him as her phone was trapped between her fleshy cheeks. The two hooked up and she came over, Sean admiring her ass and Kelly sucking him off with a degree of passion. Kelly's oral skills were nice enough and the messy hummer led to an active vaginal ride, Sean fingering her ass (and encouraging her to do likewise) as she impaled herself on his massive member. She did a lot of taste testing and soon moved onto doing anal, showing she was even better anally than vaginally as a rider. Kelly deep throated him and soon milked his cock dry of sperm, crawling up the stairs as Vince called out to her.
Scene Five: Dick Drunk: Nikki Sexx, Criss Strokes, Justin Magnum, Talon, and Joe Blow, were up last as she took them on in her first "4 on 1" scene, the men playing pool before the thick chick accidently initiated contact via her cell phone jammed in her blue booty shorts. While she could use a lot of toning up, fans of large booties should find her appealing enough, the guys coming over 59 minutes and 59 seconds later to the house. They admired the view and she was horny enough to do them, the living room serving as the main set this time. They surrounded her and she took turns blowing them, the scene switching gears to have the men taking turns vaginally screwing her instead. She did more oral after that but was generally passive in her riding skills (with a few exceptions), the guys blowing loads all over her abdomen, pussy, and face for her to squat down and answer some questions for Vince.
Summary: Butt Dialed by director Vince Vouyer for Vince Vouyer Unleashed was not his best work to date, only two scenes truly working consistently here thanks in large part to the overuse of low grade males and a lack of chemistry between the performers so I rated it as a Rent It. This is not a bad rating by the way as most porn is rented a time or two at best but if you're a big fan of the entire cast, by all means consider it as a purchase. In short, Butt Dialed might not be the best of the best from Vince but the premise was sound enough and the introductory dialogue between the performers could have been worse so give it a look and see if it might work for your stroking needs.
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