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Teachers


Studio: Digital Playground » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 10/30/09



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: "Light" feature
Director: Robby D.
Cast:  Angelina Armani, Angelina Valentine, Ben English, Erik Everhard, Evan Stone, James Deen, Jenna Haze, Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, Mick Blue, Riley Steele, Scott Nails, Stoya, Tommy Gunn
Length: 03:06
Condoms: Condoms used only in "Health Class," but not during sex.
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom-free sex and the second for the cast, which includes multiple Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls (Jesse Jane, Stoya, and Jenna Haze).

Synopsis

Teachers continues director Robby D.'s "vocation" series that began with Babysitters and also includes Cheerleaders and Nurses. The movie includes a total of eight sex scenes, spread across two DVDs, that contain boy/girl and boy/girl/girl sex as well as an eight-person orgy.

The movie unfolds at Fillmore Bush High School (cute name, huh?) where a clique of four girls (Digital Playground contact stars Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Angelina Armani, and Stoya) get into deep trouble when Riley leaves their super-secret "sex diary" on the school bus. This diary explicitly details the exploits of the four girls as they suck and fuck themselves through school (no homework required for these brazen beauties!). The diary is found by the bus driver who, according to protocol, gives it to receptionist Lisa Ann. Lisa's character is a snoop. So, she just has to read a bit of the diary and, in doing so, gets so fuckin' horny that she simply attacks the next male she sees...a student played by Scott Nails.

The story then follows the scandalous memoir as it passes from teacher to teacher on its journey to its ultimate destination, Dean Ben English. Along the way, teachers read of the girls' exploits and either daydream about the sex the girls experience or take matters into their own hands by pouncing on the closest pussy.

The cast is all-star and includes, in addition to the aforementioned Digital Playground contract girls: Ben English (the dean), Tommy Gunn (the coach), Lisa Ann, (the receptionist), Katsuni (the French teacher), Erik Everhard (the Science teacher), Evan Stone (the Health teacher), Mick Blue (the Chemistry teacher), and students played by Scott Nails, Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, Jenna Haze, and James Deen.

Of the eight scenes in Teachers, I found six to be stellar. Sadly, two of the scenes left me wanting (more below in the "Review" section). For this reason, Teachers earns a recommended rating rather than an X-Critic Pick.

The videography, audio, and production values in Teachers are top-notch. Some of the scenes are "daydream" scenarios in which a meddling teacher reads the girls' "dirty diary" and imagines what actually transpired. These scenes are presented in color that is less than completely saturated. This slightly sepia-toned imagery is supposed to signify the dream-like state of the diary's reader. Although I don't care for the effect this lighting effect has on the girls' fleshtones (I think I would have used a gauzy sort of effect, instead), the video does contrast nicely with the "real life" action that occurs in several scenes.

As always, director Robby D. and his cast did a very nice job capturing the action. There are no bumpy camera movements, trite oblique camera angles, or other amateuristic video outcomes.

Teachers was released as a two-DVD slip covered set in the Fall of 2009. This formatting leads one to compare it with other "epic" fall releases. Although Teachers is a lot of fun, it is not a big fall release along the lines of Pirates 2. The movie's plot, while appealing and very watchable, is not of "epic" proportions. In addition, the selection of extras, which is generally extensive in big fall releases, is, at best, average.

So, instead of comparing Teachers to "epics," compare it to other "light features," such as Nurses. In this competition, I think that Nurses wins hands-down. So much so, in fact, that I'd rather advise you to buy Nurses instead of Teachers.

One of the reasons I like Nurses so much more than Teachers is its plausibility. I know that watching porn requires us to check our "disbelief" at the door. But, too much about Teachers is so unlikely that the movie gives me pause. For example, even though the Digital Playground girls play their ditzy schoolgirl roles to a tee, the "students" are simply far too old to be in high school. In fact, one of the major "lessons" I took away from Teachers is that students at Fillmore Bush high school never seem to graduate! To illustrate, here is the list of "students" and their ages (according to www.iafd.com): Jesse Jane (29), Jenna Haze (27), Scott Nails (27), Mason Moore (24), Angelina Valentine (23), Stoya (23), James Deen (23), Riley Steele (22), and Angelina Armani (22). While I love all the girls in the above list, they're simply past "high school" age.

The second thing that bothers me about Teachers is the adult faculty members' seeming obliviousness to pesky little laws that prohibit statutory rape, sex with minors, and child abuse. There are very few real teachers who would ever risk their entire careers for a blowjob. You've seen the news stories about teachers who've tried.

Third, there's no fucking dress code at Fillmore Bush High School. No high school would knowingly allow panty-less pussies like "Fillmore." Nor would the extensive tattoos of Scott Nails, Angelina Valentine, and Mason Moore be visible on real campuses.

For the above reasons, I really think that Robby D. should have set this movie in a college. Twenty-something girls, extensive tattoos, and racy attire would fit in there perfectly. So would consensual sex between consenting adults.

Robby may argue that his storyline wouldn't have worked in a college because nobody would care about the girls' dirty diary. Not so, especially if the college was a private religious-oriented liberal-arts school. Even the school bus orgy would have worked.

So, here's a piece of unsolicited (and probably unwanted) advice to Robby D...shoot a movie called "Coeds" and develop the plot around girls and their sexy male professors. I, a real doctor, hereby offer my services as an endearing professor (just kidding!).

Check out some photos of the girls in Teachers here. Pay particular attention to the photos of the incomparable Jesse Jane, cute-and-curvy Riley Steele, and oh-so-sexy Stoya! The school bus orgy shot is pretty hot, too. Enjoy! 

Review

Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Teachers can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2009.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Jesse Jane, Tommy Gunn.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: As the "missing dirty diary" plot begins to unfold, the bus driver brings the book into the office and hands it to receptionist Lisa Ann. Lisa sprays the book with disinfectant (nice touch) and then opens it...ostensibly to find out to whom it belongs. Naturally nosy, Lisa begins to read about Jesse Jane's exploit with coach Tommy Gunn. As the scandalous tale is narrated in a voice-over by Jesse Jane, the video fades into the girl's locker room where Stoya, Riley, and Jesse are decked out in their gym clothes. Even though they're suited up, the girls really don't want to get sweaty and ruin their make-up and hair. Coach Tommy arrives and dispatches Riley and Stoya to their gym class. They reluctantly go, but Jesse stays behind to have a heart-to-heart (or maybe I should say mouth-to-dick) conversation with coach Tommy. When Tommy threatens to send Jesse to the Dean, so she will ultimately be expelled for excessive ditching, Jesse turns on her charm--and sex appeal--and soon has Tommy eating out of her hands by, as you probably guessed, aggressively kissing his mouth and by gobbling his immediately-erect dick. Even though the focus of the foreplay is an absolutely amazing deep-throat-intensive and gag-inducing blowjob, it also includes quite a bit of tit worship (both titty squeezing and fucking). As expected, foreplay soon gives way to vaginal sex in several positions (see list below). Throughout each and every position, Jesse Jane is beyond amazing. Her extremely high-energy moves are so erotic that they defy words (believe me, if you've never seen Jesse Jane dance on a dick, you're definitely deprived!). Jesse cums like a volcano in reverse cowgirl and, at the end of the scene, Tommy pops in her open mouth. Jesse, a contract girl with solid gonzo instincts, swallows Tommy's load and, for good measure, swallows his dick balls-deep once again for good measure. This is a very solid scene that, unfortunately, lacks an essential element...cunnilingus. As always, a scene without pussy eating loses one-half point.

Foreplay: Kissing, caressing/groping, tit squeezing and fucking, hair pulling, mutual stripping, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls gobbling.
Vaginal Positions: Reverse cowgirl, standing doggie, standing cowgirl.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.

Sex rating: 4.35
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50

What I Liked Most:

  • As always, Jesse Jane looks very fine. Even better, her super-high-energy fucking moves are better than ever. Any guy she fucks had better have lots of self-control. I think I'd probably ejaculate in seconds if Jesse were dancing on my dick!
  • Jesse Jane is very aggressive in getting what she wants from her gym teacher (Tommy Gunn). Not only does she want to skip class, but she wants his dick, too. Believe me when I say she gets everything she wants
  • Jesse Jane has always given first-class blowjobs. But, I think she really outdid herself in this scene with Tommy Gunn. Wow! I don't often award points for fellatio, but Jesse's unsurpassed enthusiasm in sucking and swallowing Tommy's immense rod is definitely worth "extra credit!"
  • Tommy fucks Jesse's tits. Confess...wouldn't you want to do the same thing?
  • As always, Jesse Jane is a very demonstrative partner. She groans and shouts with gusto and talks nasty enough to make a sailor blush. Way to go, Jesse!
  • Jesse Jane has never taken on a "I'm better than you because I'm a contract girl" attitude. She's delightfully naughty to the core and proves it by swallowing Tommy's load of semen at the end of the scene.
  • Tommy and Jesse fuck while standing face-to-face and in standing cowgirl. I love standing sex and always award credit to scenes in which it occurs.
  • The scene's theme--"forbidden" sex between teacher and high-school student--is both scintillating and a bit scary at the same time. I sure as hell would sue everybody in sight if a high-school coach fucked my minor daughter! On the other hand, if I were a couch, I sure as hell wouldn't pass up the opportunity to fuck a student as hot as Jesse. What an intractable conundrum!

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The video color appears very muted/desaturated. This is because the scene is supposed to be a "daydream" sequence. The muted colors, used throughout Teachers, is meant to demonstrate the "dreamlike" characteristics of the scene
  • I would have preferred more consistent transitioning footage between sexual positions.

What I Didn't Like:

  • Tommy never eats Jesse's pussy during the scene. I'd give a king's ransom to lap up her sweet girl juices. Why did Tommy forego the pleasure? I'll never understand guys who bypass cunnilingus.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Lisa Ann, Scott Nails.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: While reading about Jesse's conquest of coach Tommy, Lisa Ann gets so fucking horny that she simply must pull her mammoth breasts out of her dress and completely-stuffed bra so that she can fondle her nipples. Nipple play does very little to satisfy Lisa. So, when trouble-maker student Scott Nails leaves Dean Ben English's office, after a serious discussion about Scott's transgressions, Lisa pounces on him and fulfills his MILF-lover's dream. She brazenly approaches Scott, pulls the cigarette from his mouth and takes a sexy-looking drag on it, and then the two quickly get into some hot-and-heavy--and quite extensive--foreplay that includes kissing, mutual stripping, groping, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, tit worship, handjob, and fellatio. When the bodies of both Lisa Ann and Scott are so prepped for sex that they their flesh screams out for cock-in-pussy action, Lisa Ann bends over her receptionist's desk so that Scott can ream her accommodating vagina from behind in doggie. In due course, Lisa and Scott fuck each other vaginally in cowgirl and sidesaddle cowgirl. Lisa Ann never appears to climax during the scene. But, Scott, of course, does cum when he shoots a load of his semen into Lisa's wide-open mouth and onto her face. Lisa greedily sucks him dry and swallows. Had Lisa Ann cum during the scene, it would have earned a solid "B" grade. Sadly, her missing orgasm drops the scene's score to "C."

Foreplay: Kissing, body licking, caressing/groping, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, mutual stripping, handjob, fellatio, stringers, cunnilingus, finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, sidesaddle cowgirl, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth; she sucks him dry.

Sex rating: 3.45
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.30

What I Liked Most:

  • I really like the location and use of the set. The scene unfolds on and around Lisa Ann's receptionist desk, in Dean English's office, and in the school's foyer.
  • The camera does a very nice job worshipping Lisa Ann's gorgeous and voluptuous body and bouncing tits. Lisa Ann has a damned hot MILF body! She even decorated it with attractive body jewelry for us!
  • Outstanding camera angles are employed throughout the scene, especially during in sidesaddle cowgirl sex. In fact, with the exception of a few underexposed shots, the camera work is very nice. And, the close-ups are first-class, too.
  • Scott gives Lisa Ann very effective cunnilingus. He looks as though he enjoys gobbling her girl juice as much as I would.
  • Lisa Ann's mammoth tits look very nice dangling and bouncing when she bends over to gobble Scott's cock during foreplay and during doggie.
  • Lisa Ann's moves are very sexy in both sidesaddle and reverse cowgirl.
  • Lisa Ann is always an enthusiastic sexual partner. She groans and shouts ecstatically and talks nasty to keep her partner--and us--motivated.
  • Whenever Lisa Ann gets the opportunity to do the fucking, she does so enthusiastically using sexy moves. Watching her fuck is like watching a perfectly choreographed X-rated ballet...poetry in motion.
  • Lisa Ann shows off her nasty side by ravenously sucking her girl juices off of Scott's rod between positions.
  • Lisa Ann swallows most of Scott's semen at the end of the scene. I'm always pleased when a woman respects a mothful of cum enough to swallow it.
  • The scene's theme--"forbidden" sex between a school staff member (Lisa Ann plays the school's receptionist) and high-school student--is both scintillating and a bit scary at the same time. (See my similar comments regarding Scene One.)

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Lisa Ann did not cum during the scene. Since I watch porn to see pretty girls cum, it's always disappointing when the girl doesn't climax.
  • Although very flattering, I think the lighting could have been a bit stronger, particularly during foreplay.
  • I prefer it when transitioning footage is provided to tie together the sexual positions and to separate the final position from the pop shot footage.

Scene 3

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Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl/anal.
Performers: Jenna Haze, Stoya, Evan Stone.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Lisa Ann dutifully delivers the "dirty diary" to Dean English's office. Once he takes note of the book, he strides into the foyer just as Lisa Ann and Scott are straightening themselves up after sex, and asks Lisa Ann to whom the book belongs. When Lisa Ann responds, "Riley," Ben asks Scott to deliver it to Riley during the French class they share. Scott does exactly as told and, within moments, the "dirty diary" is back in Riley's hands. But, not for long. During the subsequent French class, taught by sexier-than-sexy Katsuni, Riley (who's character is absolutely unable to mentally follow what's going on in the class) shows the diary to Jesse Jane so that she will know it is back safely. Katsuni notices the girls' exchange and confiscates the book. Later, during a quiet segment in which the students study individually, Katsuni reads about Stoya and Jenna and their "condom adventure" with Health teacher Evan Stone. After Evan preaches about "not having sex," he hands out condoms to each student so they can practice. Baffled by the complexity of slipping a condom onto a cock, the girls ask for a demonstration. Of course, since the girls want a real cock on which to practice, Evan has no choice but to provide his for the sake of learning, you know. The girls ask Evan some very pointed questions, to which Evan stutters inanities. Soon, however, the aggressive girls (who are used to getting what they want) have him naked atop his desk so they can each roll a bright orange condom onto his achingly hard rod (Jenna uses both her hands and her mouth!). Of course, the girls ravenously suck his sheathed rod--and comment on the condoms' strawberry and lemon fruit flavors. However, the girls don't really want to suck latex...they'd rather live dangerously and suck male skin. So, the condoms soon disappear in favor of all-natural fellatio. Speaking of flavors, saucy Stoya soon strips off her clothes and spreads her legs. She coyly asks Evan what her pussy tastes like. And, being a true teacher, Evan is compelled to taste her and the give her a truthful answer: "like honey!" Very effective foreplay, which contains handjobs, double-fisted handjobs, and finger fucking in addition to fellatio and cunnilingus, soon explodes into vaginal and oral sex in several positions. Throughout the intensely pleasurable in-and-out action, the girls take time to pleasure each other as well as to minister to Evan's oh-so-lucky cock. Evan takes full advantage of the situation and not only stuffs both girls' holes (both Stoya's and Jenna's pussies and assholes get reamed), but also takes opportunities to feast on their abundant pussy and ass juices. Both girls get to experience the high of intense orgasms and then, at the end of the scene, Evan shoots his load into both of their mouths, equally dividing his bounty among the girls. The girls then suck and milk him dry and swallow his creamy elixir. This is an outstanding scene. However, even though I understand the need to portray this scene as a "daydream," I didn't really like the too-dark sepia-toned video. Even so, it still earns a perfect "five star" score for sex.

Foreplay: Condom application by hand and mouth, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, jaw breakers, stringers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, on-her-side; DP with cock/fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; girls cumswap.

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.70

What I Liked Most:

  • Jenna Haze and Stoya, both winners of my Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls awards, are always first-rate eye candy. Their all-natural bodies are so different from the quintessential porn star: this makes them mesmerizing to behold. In addition, the share a red-hot appetite for pushing-the-boundaries sex that makes them fun as hell to watch. So, casting them both in the same scene was a stroke of genius by director Robby D. The result is mind-blowing five-star sex!
  • Stoya has pierced nipples. I find that SO fucking attractive! I've heard that nipple rings hurt. I appreciate what girls who have them endure to turn me on! Stoya also sports a triangular patch of pubic hair above her clit. In this age of mostly bald pussies, a bush seems SO special!
  • Jenna's moves are amazing in vaginal cowgirl; she makes herself cum. Her moves are also first-rate during reverse anal.
  • Stoya's orgasm in mish makes her giggle with glee.
  • Jenna does extremely slobbery pussy to mouth. She also uses her mouth for some first-class nasty vocabulary.
  • Jenna three-finger-fucks her asshole.
  • There's great anal insertion footage (into Stoya) during anal mish.
  • Stoya DPs herself by shoving four of her fingers up her pussy while Evan reams her asshole in mish.
  • Excellent chemistry develops among the threesome.
  • Very nice girl-on-girl action transpires during sex. The girls not only fuck Evan, but they pleasure each other as well.
  • The girls are quite aggressive in getting what they want from Evan...everything from his tongue to his dick to his semen, which they cum-swap and swallow.
  • Evan, who's one of my favorite male performers, gobbles the girls' pussies during foreplay and again during sex. Evan is my kind of stud...one who's favorite beverage is "girl juice."
  • There are very nice close-ups throughout the scene. I especially liked the tight shots of Evan's cock reaming Jenna's asshole while Stoya strokes Jenna's clit and finger-fucks her pussy. The action seems close enough to touch!
  • The scene's theme--"forbidden" sex between a teacher (Evan plays the school's Health teacher) and his high-school students--is both scintillating and a bit scary at the same time. (See my similar comments regarding Scene One.)

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The colors appear very muted/desaturated due to the "daydream" nature of the scene.
  • The video is also often underexposed (too dark).
  • There are very abrupt edits between positions...especially between anal mish and the pop.

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl/anal
Performers: Riley Steele, Katsuni, James Deen.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: After reading about Jenna, Stoya, and Evan, teacher Katsuni is so fucking hot-and-bothered that she simply must fuck somebody...ANYBODY! What better way could there be to get quick satisfaction than to order two of her unruly students--Riley Steele and James Deen--to stay after class? So, that's exactly what she does. First, however, she spends some time masturbating while sitting at her desk in front of the leering students. When the bell rings--and awakens Katsuni from her reverie--James and Riley stay behind while the others leave. Katsuni reads the two the riot act and then threatens two solid weeks of detention. James and Riley beg for some other type of punishment and Katsuni readily agrees to give them the same sort of punishment French students get...spankings! Riley gets her pretty panty-clad butt paddled first after Katsuni hikes up her short skirt. Katsuni, inflamed by lust, quickly moves beyond spanking when she tugs down Riley's panties so that she can taste her pussy and ass. She even gives James a "come hither" look to invite him to join in. Of course, any red-blooded male in James' shoes would jump at the chance. But, little did either Katsuni or James realize just how much of a slut little Riley is...when Katsuni finishes removing Riley's panties, a butt plug is already firmly ensconced in her tight asshole! Of course all hell breaks loose almost immediately as Katsuni and James realize how lucky they really are. Absolutely delightful and extremely incendiary foreplay--including lots of oral sex (both fellatio and cunnilingus), rimming, clit-jacking, multiple-finger-fucking, spanking, toy play, double penetration using fingers and butt plug, and tit worship--soon morphs into insatiable vaginal and anal sex in several positions. Randy Riley even gets both her holes stuffed at the same time...with James' rod in her pussy and the butt plug in her anus! During sex, the girls spend time pleasuring each other as well as James. And James dos a very nice job of keeping both girls' lust-levels cranked up to "volcanic!" Since everybody does everything in his or her power to continuously please the other two, this is really a very fine threesome...like a multifaceted pleasure machine. The scene even continues its "cooperative" nature during the popshot when the girls work together to jack James' dick to orgasm. They even share his creamy bounty by cum-swapping! The girls do, however, get to be a bit selfish when they swallow James' semen. I really enjoyed this scene and think it is one of Riley's best-ever performances. Katsuni, too, is a real pleasure to watch.

Foreplay: Kissing, toy play, masturbation, caressing/groping, tit sucking, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, multiple-finger-fucking, clit jacking, face fucking, spanking.
Vaginal Positions: Standing doggie, standing cowgirl.
Anal Positions: Reverse cowgirl, finger-fucking, toy; DP with cock/toy.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; the girls cumswap.

Sex rating: 4.90
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50

What I Liked Most:

  • When Katsuni pulls down Riley's panties during her "spanking," Riley has a butt-plug already up her ass!
  • The trio makes good use of "stacked sex:" the girls straddle each other in doggie so James cam take turns eating them during foreplay.
  • Riley sucks James to erection...he's not already hard when she opens his pants. I particularly enjoy seeing the girl's oral "vacuuming" skills put to the test!
  • While James finger-fucks Katsuni's pussy during foreplay, she fucks back very erotically.
  • Riley gets double-stuffed...with cock in her pussy and a butt plug up her ass. Later, Katsuni pulls out the toy and the two girls lick it clean using ass-to-mouth (ATM). Then, James shoves the toy up Katsuni's asshole and DPs her by plowing her cunt in doggie.
  • Riley does an excellent job fucking back while James reams her in standing cowgirl.
  • The girls cooperate nicely during sex...they pleasure James AND each other.
  • Katsuni swaps spit with Riley.
  • Katsuni eats Riley's pussy--and licks her clit--while James fucks Riley's vagina in doggie.
  • Katsuni also licks--and performs pussy-to-mouth on--James' pistoning dick. The sexual cooperation shown by the girls is awesome. In fact, Riley returns the favor by eating Katsuni's vagina while James fucks her asshole in reverse. The video of this segment is so fucking beautiful that I wish I could show you screen captures.
  • There's lots of rimming throughout the scene. At one point, James rims Riley's asshole while Katsuni eats her pussy.
  • Katsuni's pussy gapes delightfully when James reams her asshole.
  • Katsuni and Riley jerk off James' cock at the end of the scene, causing him to shoot his load into Katsuni's wide-open mouth. The girls then share his creamy dick with their mouths and cum swap, too. Every drop of his semen disappears down their throats.
  • The scene's theme--"forbidden" sex between a teacher (Katsuni plays the school's French teacher) and her high-school students--is both scintillating and a bit scary at the same time. (See my similar comments regarding Scene One.)
  • There are very nice camera angles and close-ups throughout the scene. In particular, the camerawork during Katsuni's masturbation segment is absolutely outstanding. The close-ups during Katsuni's anal reverse cowgirl segment are outstanding, too.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Riley needs to take better care of the skin on her ass cheeks. I really hate to say this, but she has too many pimples that spoil an otherwise gorgeous ass. This scene would have earned a solid "5 star" rating if Riley's skin was clearer.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl/girl
Performers: Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, Erik Everhard.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Katsuni starts the 'dirty diary" back on its way to Dean English by handing it to Mick Blue, who plays the Chemistry teacher. Mick promises to shepherd the book to the office, but, before he does, he stops to congratulate two delightfully naughty--and beautifully-decorated girls (Angelina Valentine and Mason Moore both have extensive tattoos and piercings) for getting "A+" grades on the previous week's quiz. Of course, Mick, like all the other teachers in the school, is a snoop and begins to read selections from the "dirty diary." Ironically, he just happens to open to a page about the exploits of the two girls he just congratulated. It seems that the girls stayed late after science class one day to earn extra credit...and get advance answers to the "A+" quiz for which they were just congratulated. Of course, another teacher (Erik Everhard) is oh-so-willing to give the girls bonus points...so long as they make out with each other so he can watch. The girls enthusiastically agree and begin to kiss and fondle each other erotically. They even ask Erik to judge their kissing ability. When he has trouble deciding, the girls give him one-on-one demonstrations of their open-mouthed kissing skills...on him instead of on each other! Soon, the three are engaged in extensive and extremely-lust-inducing foreplay that ignites explosive chemistry that permeates the rest of the scene. Mutual stripping, rimming, caressing, groping, tit worship (including titty fucking), passionate and deep kissing, superb cunnilingus, spanking, and inspired two-girls-on-one-dick deep-throat fellatio (Angelina is the reigning X-Rated Critic's Organization (XRCO) deep-throat queen) are just the beginning of this five-star scene. As the scene continues to unfold, lucky Erik gets to fuck both girls' pussies in a variety of positions (see list below). Meanwhile, the girls play with themselves and each other. And, they cooperate to pleasure Erik, too. The scene ends with an open-mouthed facial that the girls cumswap and swallow. This is a very fine scene and just begs to be savored by those of us who really enjoy somewhat edgy girls who have beautifully decorated bodies and love sex almost as much as life itself! Frankly, I'd give almost anything to be in Erik's shoes right now. You will, too.

Foreplay: Kissing; masturbation; caressing/groping; tit sucking, squeezing, and fucking; hair pulling; mutual stripping; fellatio; deep-throat; stringers; cunnilingus; finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, sidesaddle cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; the girls cumswap.

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50

What I Liked Most:

  • There's great girl/girl kissing during foreplay. The girls also greedily nurse on each other's breasts.
  • Both girls' bodies are fantastic. I really love their extensive colorful tattoos.
  • Angelina has a pierced clit hood. I fucking adore pierced genitalia! The jewelry makes Angelina's pussy look absolutely superb. Speaking of pretty pussies, Mason's is damned attractive, too!
  • Erik does a nice job rimming both girls from behind.
  • Erik eats out the girls as I would...ravenously! His cunnilingus technique is superb and makes the girls squeal with delight.
  • Angelina gives Erik one of her award-winning blowjobs (she's the 2009 XRCO Deep-Throat award winner!). Mason, too, has excellent oral skills. In fact, both girls are ravenous for Erik's cock...especially when he ties their deep-throating skills to their grade.
  • Erik fucks each girl's substantial rack of grade-A breasts during foreplay.
  • The girls stand next to each other and bend over a lab bench so that Erik can take turns fucking their pussies from behind, round-robin style.
  • Absolutely outstanding chemisttry develops between Erik and Angelina. Wow, they LOVE to fuck each other!
  • Erik takes opportunities to eat the girls' pussies during sex.
  • The girls do a nice job pleasuring themselves and each other while one of the gets fucked by Erik.
  • The close-ups of the in-and-out action are especially superb during reverse cowgirl when Angelina fucks the shit out of Erik's lucky cock.
  • Mason is a very enthusiastic and energetic fuck. She pounds Erik so hard in reverse that she makes herself squirt! The tattoo above her pussy, which reads, "Hit It Like A Champ" says it all!
  • Mason's orgasm during kneeling doggie makes her entire body shake and quiver.
  • Erik pumps his load into Angelina's wide-open and welcoming mouth near the end of the scene. She sucks him dry and then cum swaps with Mason.
  • The scene's theme--"forbidden" sex between a teacher (Erik plays the school's Science teacher) and his high-school students--is both scintillating and a bit scary at the same time. (See my similar comments regarding Scene One.)
  • I really enjoyed the camera work...especially the close-ups.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • I prefer consistent transitioning footage between sexual positions.
  • The colors appear very muted/desaturated due to the "daydream" nature of the scene.
  • The video is also often underexposed (too dark). Again, it's part of the whole "daydream" effect.

Scene 6

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Angelina Armani, Mick Blue.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Angelina Armani, one of the "clique" of girls that owns the "dirty diary," sees her Chemistry teacher, Mick Blue, with the book. She follows him into his lab and does everything in her power to retrieve the book from him, including sucking and fucking him. Although this scene has a lot going for it (see the bullet points below), it left me very dissatisfied on two accounts: 1) only two positions were used during sex (I would have liked to see gorgeous Angelina Armani get fucked in as many positions as appropriate so I could savor her flesh from all sides); and 2) Angelina never gets to cum during the scene. There simply isn't enough sex--there certainly isn't enough chemistry or pleasure--in this scene. It appears to me that Angelina and Mick both try really hard, but nothing really ignites between them. I'd rather not say any more.

Foreplay: Kissing, masturbation, tit squeezing, mutual stripping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, stringers, cunnilingus, clit jacking, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Facial.

Sex rating: 2.90
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.40

What I Liked Most:

  • Angelina gives Mick a very fine slobbery, gag-inducing, and deep-throat-intensive blowjob during foreplay. She also swallows his rod balls-deep during pussy-to-mouth between sexual positions later in the scene.
  • Angelina's language is both sweet and nasty.
  • Angelina is a very beautiful woman. I particularly like her natural bouncing breasts and very attractive (and often-gaping) pussy. I'm disappointed she's no longer in Digital Playground's stable of contract girls.
  • Angelina masturbates while she blows Mick.
  • Mick licks Angelina's pussy and rims her pretty asshole. Then, at her request, he shares the taste of her ass with her by kissing her mouth.
  • There is outstanding video (especially the close-ups during mish) and editing throughout.
  • Mick takes time out between positions to eat and finger-fuck Angelina's pussy and rim her asshole.
  • Angelina spits on her own pussy to provide extra lube while Mick greedily eats and finger-fucks her.
  • Angelina gets her chance to do the fucking on several occasions. Whenever she does, she shows off her sexy and erotic moves.
  • The scene's theme--"forbidden" sex between a teacher (Mick plays the school's Chemistry teacher) and his high-school student--is both scintillating and a bit scary at the same time. (See my similar comments regarding Scene One.)
  • I really enjoyed the camera work...especially the close-ups.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Angelina begs Mick to make her cum during doggie. But, he doesn't push her over the top into orgasmic bliss.

What I Didn't Like:

  • The scene feels a bit incomplete because there are only two sexual positions employed.

Scene 7

Scene Type: Boy/boy/girl.
Performers: Jesse Jane, Riley Steele, Ben English.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Angelina Armani is temporarily successful in retrieving the "dirty diary" from Mick Blue. But, teacher Katsuni soon bumps into Angelina in the hallway, notices the diary, and again takes possess of it. So, alas, the book soon finds itself back in Dean English's office. Once Dean English reads the book, he sends for the girls' ringleaders...Riley Steele and Jesse Jane. When the girls arrive, they quickly turn the table on him and threaten him with retribution if they get punished. Then, to distract the Dean so that their friend Scott Nails can take possession of the book, Jesse and Riley give Ben the ride of his life (can you imagine two blond Digital Playground Contract Girls aggressively pursuing you?) In fact, Jesse goes fucking out of her mind with Ben during foreplay. And, the dialog, during which the girls scare Ben into submission, is excellent. High-energy and insatiable lust explodes from the three as foreplay intensifies through aggressive two-girls-on-one-dick fellatio, "humping," titty fucking, and finger-fucking. Later, lucky Ben gets to plow both girls' gorgeous pussies in a variety of positions (see list below). Even better, they form lots of "team" sex positions (love triangles, stacked-girl-sex, face-fucking, round-robin-fucking, and so on) so that everybody gets pleasured at the same time. And, the girls work hard to please each other while one of them gets her pussy plowed by Ben's lucky dick. Jesse even spit-swaps with Riley and chokes her throat to increase her ecstasy! Speaking of Jesse Jane...whenever she gets to do the fucking, Ben had better watch out since nobody on earth fucks harder--or better--than she does! However, I must admit that I was also very impressed by Riley Steele's top-notch performance. I am used to expecting perfection out of Jesse and am very pleased that cute-as-can-be Riley is learning so much from her big "Digital Playground sister." Eventually, all good things come to an end, including this "A" grade scene. When it does, Ben pumps his load onto both girls' faces and into their mouths. They kiss to cumswap and suck him dry. Excellent!

Foreplay: Kissing, "humping," tit squeezing and fucking, hair pulling, mutual stripping, handjob, fellatio, finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; the girls cumswap.

Sex rating: 4.75
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50

What I Liked Most:

  • The plot development and use of the adult performers and extras to give a glimpse into the daily operation of Fillmore Bush High School (especially the dialog by Riley, Jesse, and Ben English and the shots of Angelina Valentine in her barely-there hiked-up skirt) are hotter than hot and add tremendously to the movie.
  • Jesse Jane is, of course, a superstar with a superstar's body and good looks. Riley is cute as a button with a gorgeous figure and oh-so-shapely tits that contrast beautifully with her trim and muscular body.
  • I like the way that Riley and Jesse aggressively threaten Ben English with retribution if he doesn't give them what they want. They're first class manipulators and blackmailers!
  • Jesse goes freaking wild with Ben during foreplay. Whew! You've gotta see her "hump" him with her panty-less pussy while they kiss.
  • The girls work together as a well-synchronized team to pleasure Ben and each other.
  • Jesse's use of naughty launguage is damned impressive.
  • Both girls gobble Ben's dick at the same time.
  • Lucky Ben gets to fuck Riley's pretty titties during foreplay; Jesse supplies the spit to lubricate the action.
  • Ben eats Jesse's pussy while Riley frantically fucks his dick in cowgirl.
  • As always, Jesse Jane's fucking moves are absolutely amazing. There is no better fuck than Jesse Jane.
  • The trio forms a pleasure "sandwich" with Ben on the bottom (fucking Jesse in reverse) while Riley straddles Jesse in mish. Jesse fingers Riley's pussy and spanks her ass during this segment.
  • The pussy-to-mouth action is awesome...both girls gobble his girl-juice-covered rod at the same time.
  • Ben takes time to eat and finger-fuck Riley during a respite between sexual positions.
  • Jesse mildly chokes Riley's throat to increase her pleasure during sex.
  • The trio forms "love chains," during which Ben reams Riley while Riley, in turn, eats Jesse.
  • Riley fucks Jesse's face while Ben pounds Jesse's pussy in mish.
  • Ben pounds the girls so hard that he develops a full-body sweat.
  • The girls spit-swap. Nasty!
  • Ben blasts his load on both girls' face as they kneel cheek-to-cheek. Then, the girls cum-swap by kissing.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • I would have preferred consistent transitioning footage between positions
  • Some of the video is a bit too "shadowy."

Scene 8

Scene Type: Boy/girl orgy.
Performers: Jesse Jane, Katsuni, Stoya, Riley Steele, Angelina Armani, Mick Blue, Evan Stone, Scott Nails, Tommy Gunn

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: At the end of a long and, one would assume, out-of-the-ordinary day, the kids head for the bus. Scott Nails, Stoya, and Angelina Armani arrive first and step aboard. Since Scott saved the day by rescuing the girls' "dirty diary," Angelina and Stoya give him a "little something" in return. Kissing leads to stripping, kissing, two-girls-on-one-dick cock sucking, and pussy eating. Little-by-little, other students--and faculty!--board the bus and soon a full-fledged everybody-fucks-everybody orgy is in full play. This highly creative--and difficult to choreograph and shoot--five-star scene is nearly unbelievable and definitely worth a look. In particular, I am truly impressed by Angelina Armani's performance. I've never seen her quite as passionate...she is delightful to behold! She even asks Scott to "break" her pussy: "Harder...make me bleed!" Jesse Jane, too, gives a stellar performance. However, everybody else has a hell of a good time, too. In fact, there are orgasms galore...for both the girls and guys. In particular, there are four open-mouthed pops and some of the girls cumswap. As always, it's very difficult to do a first-class orgy justice with mere words. So, take a look for yourself. Your cock or pussy will be SO happy you did! Without a doubt, this scene is definitely a contender for group scene of the year.

Foreplay: Kissing, mutual stripping, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, sidesaddle cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Four open-mouthed facials; some girls cumswap, others swallow.

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.50

What I Liked Most:

  • The scene develops from an isolated threeway after school into a full-blown orgy in the bus as one person (student or teacher) after another joins in the fun.
  • There's a lot of two-girls-suck-one-dick action during the scene.
  • Stoya reacts joyfully to Scott's cunnilingus technique.
  • I've never seen Angelina Armani so passionate. She really goes nuts with Scott. And, she agressively "takes" teacher Evan Stone by straddling and fucking his face with her luscious pussy. And, she comes hard during mish with Tommy Gunn.I really like this aggressive side of Angelina!
  • Given the location--a seat-filled school bus--the sexal positions are quite creative. In addition kudos to the videographers for capturting the action wth some might fine camera angles.
  • The sex is truly an orgy. Girls mount stiff dicks without even knowing to whom they belong; guys stuff their dicks into any empty pussy.
  • There's so much fucking action that you could watch the scene several times and see something new each time!
  • As always, Jesse Jane's moves could give a dead man an erection.
  • Not only is there a lot of boy/girl action, but the girls get into each other--and pleasure one another--frequently.
  • The super-hot sex gets very sweaty.
  • The scene ends very creatively...after each guy pops on one of the girls, the two, stark naked, step out of the bus and onto the street.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Quite a bit of the action is hidden in shadows. It must have been hard to light the inside of a schoolbus!
  • Given the number of girls and the quantity of sex, I expected even more female orgasms.
  • I wish that Angelina Valentine, Mason Moore, and Jenna Haze would have joined the fun.

Extras

Disc One, a DVD-9 disc, contains Part One of the movie, a full-motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per scene, and studio contact information. DVD-9 Disc Two, contains Part Two of the movie, a full-motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per scene, studio contact information, a self-running slide show (five minutes) that's accompanied by upbeat music, a manually-operated photo gallery (same photos as slide show), trailers for eight Digital Playground releases, and a 17-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The BTS contains interviews of the performers about their school experience (nice "school-room" set for the interviews); and day-by-day looks at each of the six days of filming, on-set-tomfoolery (incuding an excusrion into a abandoned morgue that's attached to the location used during filming),video of still photo shoots, and impromptu interviews of the cast. This selection of Extras is far less than those included on most "big fall releases." But, given the quality of the BTS, the Extras are on par with most "non-big-release" DVDs. Three stars. 

Final Thoughts

The best things about Teachers include:
  • the emphasis on boy/girl/girl scenes. There's just something so right about these threesomes in which both boy/girl and girl/girl action is inherent in the same scene.
  • the location. Robby D. managed to find a real-looking school to be the set!
  • Riley Steele's performance of the quintessential blond "ditz." Very nice job, girl!
  • Jesse Jane. You will never go wrong watching a Jesse Jane scene. Teachers gives us three chances to see her in action!
  • Scene Three, featuring Stoya and Jenna Haze. These two thin, small-breasted, all-natural, and extremely insatiable lust-filled girls are to die for! They'll do just about anything to pleasure themselves and their partners. Without a doubt, their pleasure gave me lots of pleasure!
  • Angelina Valentine and Mason Moore, two of the non-DP-contract girls that grace Teachers, are fucking hot. Their extensively tattooed and pierced bodies are extreme eye candy. Their boy/girl/girl scene with Erik Everhard is hard-hitting and must-see.
  • the very creative orgy in Scene Eight. You've got to see it to believe how ingenious it is...and how talented director Robby D is...to get nine people to fuck on a school bus!
  • the clarity of the video. Wow! What excellent resolution...the DVD version is as crisp as I'd expect a Blu-Ray image to be!
  • Riley Steele. She's really coming into her own as a force to be reckoned with in a company dominated by superstar Jesse Jane.

Teachers could have been better if:

  • a different method of differentiating the "daydream" scenes from the "real scenes" had been employed. Although I understand the use of desaturated and dark imagery to signify the daydream sequences, I think its use distracted from the beauty of the girls and the sex.
  • Lisa Ann and Angelina Armani had climaxed during their scenes.
  • the transitions from position to position had been consistently fluid instead of abrupt.

Things I didn't like about Teachers include:

  • Scene Six is incomplete. The two positions are simply inadequate to provide a fulfilling experience for Angelina Armani or for us.
  • Tommy Gunn fails to eat Jesse Jane's pussy in Scene One.
Recap
Overall sex rating: 4.42
Overall video rating: 4.43
Overall audio rating: 4.50
Production values rating: 4.49


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