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Self Service

Studio: Vouyer Media » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 10/31/09

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

The Movie:

From Voyeur Media comes this collection of nine girls, all caught in solo action for your amusement by director Zander. There are no men in sight, just nine hot ladies and their collection of glass sex toys - all roaring up and ready to put on a show for the camera. Modesty be damned, if you want to watch a bunch of hot chicks fuck themselves, then brother (or sister), read on, cause that's exactly what you get with this disc.

Chapter One - Monique Alexander: This curvy blonde is sitting on a couch in some pink lingerie. She struts about and shows off her back tattoos and then starts to fondling herself. The top comes off and she plays with her tits and the panties come down to let her hands head south. She gets naked and down on all fours to finger herself from behind and then she's on her back again, using a ribbed glass dildo on herself. She works that from a few different angles and then busts out an old school vibrator which she works her clit with until she climaxes.

Chapter Two - Kagney Lynn Carter: This equally curvy blonde is all decked out a in a saucy little black and pink number. She too struts for the camera a bit and once she's got our attention, lies back in the bed and fingers herself. She works her pussy pretty fast and squirts a bit for us, and then she pulls out a glass toy, lubes it up, and rubs her tits with it. Of course, soon enough it's up her snatch and she's rogering herself pretty furiously until she's well taken care of. Then she busts out the same old school vibrator that Monique used and puts it to good use.

Chapter Three - Jenna Presley: Dark haired Jenna's outside when her scene starts, wearing a pink and black bra and panty set. It matches and it fits her nicely. She struts and teases us for a few and then heads inside where she lets her fake tits out while she pushes her underwear aside and finger fucks herself. She licks her fingers clean and then brings out a green glass dildo that she crams on inside herself. After that the old schooler comes out and she too rubs her clit with it until she finishes up.

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Chapter Four - Sammie Rhodes:Blonde Sammie's already at it when her scene starts, rubbing her crotch through her red undies at the top of the staircase when the camera catches her at it. She shows off her body, plays with her tits and then spreads her legs to cram two fingers inside herself. She walks down the stairs and finds a glass dildo handy, so of course she fucks it for a few minutes. Then, not so surprisingly, she pulls out the big old school vibrator to give her clit a pummeling. She goes at it with some pretty impressive gusto until she comes.

Chapter Five - Alexis Texas: Mmmm, mmmm, mmmm. Alexis is looking good in some green and black slinky things, teasing us to start and showing off her famous ass. She heads to the kitchen and sits with her ass facing the camera on top of a stool to give us a good look at it. She plays with her cheeks and then with her tits before the fingers find the fur and go to town. She takes her black heels off and crams a couple of digits south and then bends over to show off her finest asset while fucking herself from behind with a curved glass dildo. She sucks it clean and then goes back for a second round before finding that handy-dandy massive old school vibrator right where and when she needs it. After going to town with that she seems well taken care of, and you probably will to. Zing!

Chapter Six - Phoenix Marie: Phoenix is showing off for herself, looking herself up and down in the mirror and putting herself in the mood. Nothing like a little self gratification to get the old blood rushing, huh? At any rate, after her obligatory strut and tease she fingers her snatch and then crams a couple of French manicured fingers up her ass - which could be dangerous were she not a trained professional. She gets a glass dildo out and uses it on hole one and then on hole two, sucking it clean and talking dirty to the camera. She crams it up her ass and then uses the old schooler on her twat to really bring herself home and finish the scene with a pretty violent climax.

Chapter Seven - Jenaveve Jolie: Dark haired hottie Jenaveve stands in the door frame and once she's got our attention does a nice, slow tease for the camera. Once she's in the mood, she plays with her tits and then sits, legs spread, atop a leopard print ottoman and fingers herself. She goes at this awhile and then bypasses the glass dildo in favor of the big old fashioned friend, giving her clit a good workout.

Chapter Eight - Michelle Maylene: Black haired beauty Michelle shows off her red and black duds before spreading her legs and giving us a look at what the good Lord gave her. She plays with herself and talks dirty to the camera and then gets on the couch, completely naked, and uses a glass dildo on her pussy. From there she holds her lips open and uses the big old fashioned toy on the front of her fun-hole for a few, really giving her lips and clit a healthy punching until she comes hard and fast and finishes the scene and the feature



This shot on digital video production looks pretty surprisingly good here in a stable anamorphic 1.78.1 widescreen presentation. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots but no noticeable mpeg compression evident in any of the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky - you'll notice this more often than not during each girl's opening tease), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to, maybe even a little better - it is annoying, however, that a VOYEUR MEDIA bug appears in the bottom right of the screen for the duration of the feature.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.


The only really substantial extra on this disc is a bonus scene with the lovely and talented Asa Akira, taken from Control Freaks. Asa talks dirty to us as she strips, gets down on the bed, fingers herself and then masturbates with a glass dildo that finds its way up her hoo-haw. There's also a behind the scenes featurette called Cutting Room Floor that gives us a look at what it was like on the set of this feature as it was in production by way of some interviews and sexy deleted bits with the girls and their toys.

Aside from that, look for a cum shot recap, a photo gallery, trailers for other Voyeur Media DVD releases, some animated menus, and a scene selection option.

Final Thoughts:

If spying in on hot girls diddling themselves is what you want, Self Service definitely delivers. Voyeur has assembled a plethora of 'A-list ass' for this release and they all seem pretty in to what they're doing. The scenes are all nicely shot and lit, the girls all look fantastic, and this release delivers pretty much exactly what it says it will. Nicely done, and highly recommended.

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