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Gapeman 3


Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 11/11/09



XCritic's Advice: Recommended


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Gapeman 3

Evil Angel/B. Pumper Productions

Genre: Interracial, Gonzo, Anal


Director: Brian Pumper

Cast: Kelly Divine, Brian Pumper, Chayse Evans, Jamie Elle, Alexa Benson, Poppy Morgan, Olga Cabaeva

Length: 271:23 minutes (211:05 minutes & 60:18 minutes)

Kelly Divine

Date of Production: 5/19/2009

Extras: The best extra was a bonus scene from "Black Butthole Stretchers" between Kelly Starr and Lexington Steele, lasting 37:21 minutes and showing a decent amount of energy. In some ways, it was better than most of the scenes in the actual movie, the ending showing Kelly receiving his wealth of genetic juice. There was also a 66:25 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, a popshot recap, a bunch of trailers, a photogallery, and a cast list.

Condoms: None

Chayse Evans

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Audio/Video Quality: Gapeman 3 was presented in an 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color presentation as shot by director Brian Pumper for Evil Angel in this 480i resolution, MPEG-2 offering in standard definition. While not the crispest, clearest picture I have seen of late, I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of the release, the video bitrate hovering around the lower 2.7 Mbps range when I spot checked it but hardly indicative of absolute quality in itself as the basic tenants of lighting were followed, limiting grain and video noise substantially in most cases, still showing some rough edges worth looking at for the future but it looked better than I have been told Brian's stuff generally is credited for with the composition of the camera work enhancing the ladies in most cases. Yeah, the editing needed some polishing up and the shaky camera panned in and out too frequently but it was not "as bad as a home movie" no matter who claims that to be the case. The fleshtones were fairly accurate and with some touching up, I suspect some of Brian's peers at Evil will be asking him for technical help (or at least those he hires). The audio was presented in a standard 2.0 Dolby Digital English had a 192 Kbps bitrate and a 48 kHz sampling rate but there was no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was limited. The vocals were easy to hear but often hollow, the music tending to be truncated to a few spots in the scenes and thankfully downplayed, nothing distracting this time from the sex.

Jamie Elle and Alexa Benson

Body of Review: Brian Pumper has been around the block for years as a performer, his success as a director varied when he replaced Justin Slayer at Evil Angel. As I pondered some of his past works last week, I was lucky enough to score one of his older titles, a double disc set by the name of Gapeman 3. This series allows Brian to assume the role of a character called "Gapeman" that focuses all of his attention on women having hardcore sex and displaying lengthy anal gapes (the way an ass stays open after hardcore sex or when large toys penetrate the ass). With a solid batch of extras and enough footage to qualify as two full movies elsewhere, I was especially pleased seeing the cast included such bootilicious babes as Kelly Divine, Olga Cabaeva, and Poppy Morgan among others. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Poppy Morgan

Scene One: Kelly Divine, the wonderfully curvy butt babe featured on the lower left side of the front cover, was up first as she teased throughout the house in her plaid skirt, white hose, and other stripper apparel used to entice Brian Pumper. She anally masturbated with a wealth of large toys, the camera so close that I could easily see the fine hairs on her ass even in standard definition. She really went at plunging the plastic into her pooper on the weirdly colored pool table, Brian assisting her in a few rooms until she knelt before him to slob his knob aggressively. The blowjob was as solid as I have come to expect from Kelly, leading to an assorted series of anal penetrations punctuated with ATM showing how active a rider she could be while a big black cock tore into her. The scene showed some chemistry between them and she easily swallowed his wad of genetic juice down before the almost hour long scene closed out.

Olga Cabaeva and Brian Pumper

Scene Two: Chayse Evans, the attractive brunette wearing racing crew garb on the center of the front cover, was up next as she followed the general formula of the day with Brian "Gapeman" Pumper on the couch. She teased and anally masturbated, crawling with her ass in the air to show off her perfect ass, the toys getting large enough to push even her limits. Brian, having determined she was ready to handle his whopper, then began boning her ass as she moaned loudly, the extensive gape hang time impressive even if she was not an active rider in most positions. The couple continued with the anal action and various attempts to provide circus act sex, Chayse doing some ATM but seeming to hate doing it as often as not. There was some additional toy use and she took his population pudding into her mouth to swallow, looking off screen as if directed to play with it first.

Scene Three: Jamie Elle and Alexa Benson, the two lean cuties spotted on the upper left hand corner of the cover, were up next as they warmed up for Brian Pumper by stretching their rectums with moderate sized toys in the living room. He questioned them from off camera and the gals slowly worked their respective toys deep inside, showing some appreciation for their limits but trying to push past them too. I was most interested in seeing Jamie this time but Alexa was certainly no slacker, the gals double teaming his pecker orally with a degree of energy I liked seeing, Jamie going first to be anally ravaged. As predicted, Jamie was the more enthusiastic of the ladies, pushing back to meet his thrusts and both ladies assisting each other helped make it a decent scene. The scene finished up when Jamie took matters into her own hands and jerked him off, milking him dry before they cumswapped the load to swallow.

Scene Four: Poppy Morgan, the gal dressed in sport enthusiast clothing on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next with Brian Pumper as the last scene on the first disc. The black dildo she wielded was as wide as her forearm and he helped her shove it in her ass, pushing it in slowly at first but increasing the tempo as the additional lube was applied. Personally, I prefer when the ladies use the toys on themselves and this really weakened the performance initially, his cock not helping matters but Poppy went out of her way to be an active rider. Brian ended up doing most of the work but Poppy came through near the end, minimal taste testing included but the gal showing some affection for the situation if not Brian himself. The scene finished up with his nut getting swallowed by Poppy, most of her clothing still intact on her frame.

Scene Five: Olga Cabaeva, the curvy redhead seen on the middle of the right side of the cover, was up last as the only scene from the movie placed on the second disc. She teased Brian Pumper in her skimpy slut outfit, spreading her ass cheeks wide apart in the living room to show she was earnest about taking big toys and his cock inside of her for a hardcore pounding. While Olga might not be the easiest gal on the eyes out of the cast, her sexual skills have long been established as some of the strongest in porn, her ass taking a beating here once it was warmed up with a modest sized pink dildo. She went on to bigger and better things in terms of the toys, some taste testing coming into play once "Gapeman" took charge of her ass with his fingers and dick. His over the top silliness was amusing to say the least but it didn't hurt the appeal, Olga surprisingly passive during the riding portions of the show this time. She held herself open to his thrusts and seemed to appreciate his semen when she swallowed it from the facial, but their chemistry was mixed.

Summary: Gapeman 3 by director Brian Pumper for Evil Angel was not the smash success some of his previous efforts for the company were but he did a fine enough job to earn himself a rating of Recommended all the same. There was enough anal fuck for the buck and gaping assholes to satisfy the most jaded of you out there, the double disc set worth checking into. In short, there were few surprises to Gapeman 3 but Brian provided what was expected of him and in sufficient quantity to cater to his hardcore devotees and newcomers alike.


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