Cast: Bree Olson, Missy Stone, Charlie Laine, Ava Rose, Jenny Hendrix; Anthony Rosanno, Mick Blue, Tommy Gunn, Danny Mountain
Call it Andrew Blake lite. Andre Madness' "Bree Exposed" emulates '90s porn stylist extraordinaire Blake with its dialogue-less sex scenes, occasional shifts to b&w and slo-mo, beautiful girls, chic clothes, spare sets and a wash over the soundtrack of Enigma-like new age music. But Blake's classics were shot predominantly on film, and this production, which looks perfectly fine and clear, simply can't duplicate on HD video the rich, carefully lit and color-corrected finesse of the earlier works.
Which doesn't mean this isn't one hot disc. Despite each scene being nearly identically constructed -- girl walks into a dark-walled room, strips, then finds a guy in a suit on the room's lone sofa or bed -- the women are all 10's, the men are buff and hung, and the action is incessantly hot; there's no shortage of anal sex, ATM nastiness, foot play and even some squirting.
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Bree Olson, a curvy, natural-boobed blonde with a playful demeanor, has two scenes and also dances seductively by herself between scenes. Missy Stone is a beautiful, leggy brunette who resembles mainstreamer Michelle Trachtenberg. Jenny Hendrix looks like a young Sheryl Crow and she shines in a well choreographed cunnilingus session. The exception to the girl/man template is Scene 3, in which tight-bodied darling Charlie Laine and massively derriered, brunette-banged Ava Rose share a vibrator and more on a chair in a large, light-filled house.
There's quite a bit going on here besides the two-hour main feature. The most worthwhile bonus features are a bloopers reel, an interviews segment (Bree: "I'm being a whore, as usual"; Jenny: "I prefer the cock") and a behind-the-scenes peek (including Ava and Charlie trying to work out the difficult choreography of Sapphic sex on a chair). But you also get seven sizable, action-packed trailers for other Adam & Eve titles; a photo gallery; an 18-minute (indoor) scene from "Bree's Big Campout," starring Olson and Kris Slater; and "More Adult Fun," a string of about a dozen explicit phone sex come-ons.
The HD picture is 16:9 widescreen; the good-quality sound is Dolby Digital. After popping the disc in, and after the upfront legal disclaimers, you get a look at the trailer for director Andre Madness' "Bree's Anal Invasion." Then it's on to the simple main menu; the scene menu features full-motion frames labeled for each girl. The bonus trailers have no menu of their own, but simply play automatically one after the other.
The lengthy main program is given a generous 66 chapter clicks.
THE LAST WORD
Very fine, and varied, female flesh fills this crowded DVD. The action is horny and genuine, but viewers seeking even the simplest narrative scenarios and dialogue should look elsewhere. This is an attempt at porno chic, and while it can't quite pull it off, it won't disappoint smut lovers simply looking to get off.