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Barely Legal Little Darlings


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Addison DeLick » Review Date: 11/16/09
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XCritic's Advice: Recommended




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2009, 1:42, plus extras
Director: Richard de Montfort
With: Emma Heart, Nika Noir, Brynn Tyler, Nicole Banks, Tatiana Kush, Lindsay Kay; Jenner, Frankie Young, Marco Banderas, Dirty Harry, Trent Soluri


 
The girls in "Barely Legal: Little Darlings" look pretty young, even without the pigtails, hair ribbons, white cotton panties and sneakers. Starting with DVD cover girl Emma Heart, the luscious lineup will provide lots of viewing pleasure to horny old guys (and many young ones, too).

 
Scene 1.Emma Heart, a sturdy-legged, small breasted blonde cutie with a Mandy Moore quality, is ordered by her mom to do the chores. These included doing the laundry in her stained panties, pink tank top and socks. Emma takes the opportunity to sit on the vibrating dryer and masturbate, then moves to the bathroom, where she finds Mom's vibrator; a phone call to her boyfriend (Jenner) leads to a couch scene involving finger-fucking, cunnilingus, fellatio, and a variety of fuck positions, including some reverse cowgirl anal. It ends with a pop in the mouth.

 
Scene 2. The hottest scene on the disc -- and not because the two girls in it are dead ringers for Katie Holmes and Naomi Watts. Brunette Nika Noir is fondling boy toy Frankie Young in the bathroom, while her pal Brynn Tyler watches, gives orders and masturbates. Nika is a skilled fellatrix, taking the boy all the way down to the pubes with ease. The boy's fun ends abruptly when his dad catches the trio, orders Junior to "go to school," then commands the girls to "go to my room." Dad (ugly/hot foreigner Marco Banderas) then has the bad girls get naughty on each other before giving them a lesson in mancock. No anal, but lots of good fuck and suck, and a shared facial.

 

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Scene 3. Big-breasted Sandra Bullock-like cutie Nicole Banks is sunbathing topless and masturbating while her landlord ogles her from the window and beats his uncut meat. (The mustachioed and rather aged actor, billed as Dirty Harry, looks like a scary East European extra from "Hostel.") Nicole sees that he's looking, digs being watched, and comes in to pull on the skeeve's huge curved pole while he sniffs her panties. Pretty hot for those who dig genuine and literal dirty-old-man scenarios.

 
Scene 4. Pig-tailed brunette Tatiana Kush is on her knees scrubbing a floor with a toothbrush; boyfriend Trent Soluri takes in the view from behind, beats himself hard while Tati's not looking, then shoves his cock into the face of the singularly unsurprised girl. Thespian ability aside, Ms. Kush has outstanding firm tits and expels lots of white goo while riding her boy.

 
Scene 5. Dirty-blonde sweetie Lindsay Kay is sitting nude on her bed trying to figure out what to wear, while hubby Frankie Young urges her to speed it up from the next room. She decides she needs a quick, wet pube shave (on her bed!); Frankie, meanwhile, discovers her panties in a drawer and starts sniffing and jerking. (Note: No husband has ever done this with his own wife's panties. Ever.) She catches him in the act and promptly performs her wifely duties. Lindsay's girlishness is belied by her foul improv: "Gimme all your dead babies," she purrs as cum hits her face.

 

 
                                                    THE DVD

 
Not much to complain about here. Besides the sizable main program, you get: interviews with several of the girls (Brynn Tyler proves the most talkative; Nicole Banks admits she just started doing porn "a week ago"); the featurette "Barely Legal: How It All Began," which is a profile of director Clive McLean; and Hustler trailers: "Barely Legal: Black in the Saddle," "Barely Legal: Virgin Stories," "Keeping It Up for the Kardassians," "Hustler's Naughty Nannies," "Real College Girls: Lesbian Stories 2" and the Gordon Ramsay tribute "This Ain't Hell's Kitchen."

 
There's also the requisite photo gallery, a string of phone sex ads, and spots promoting Hustler's web site and its terrestrial Los Angeles store.

 
The HD production, presented in 16:9 widescreen, looks very good, with close-ups well placed and no skin pore unexplored. The Dolby Digital sound picks up most everything; Tatiana Kush's mumbling of some perhaps key bit of dialogue was unintelligible, though no viewer will give a shit.

 
The main menu is still-frame, while the scene and select-a-star menus (essentially the same thing) provide full-motion identification of the players involved. The main movie has 33 chapter cues. All told, an easy disc to navigate.

 

 
 
                                                 THE LAST WORD

 
Cocksucker extraordinaire Nika Noir and her adorable partner here, the furious masturbator Brynn Tyler, provide the hottest flesh and fun on this DVD, though all the girls will find favor with most viewers. The scenarios are imaginatively slight and minimally acted, but the varied sex is hot, and for the most part the girls do live up to the "barely legal" standard of youthful exuberance.




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