Cast: Aubrey Addams, Kita Zen, Michael Stefano, Adrianna Nicole, Aiden Starr, Mark Wood, Jayden Williams, Camryn Cross, John Strong, Emma Heart, Destiny Day, Alex Gonz, Francesca Le, Sarah Vandella
Length: 183:32 minutes
Kita Zen and Aubrey Addams
Dates of Production: 4/25/2009, 5/22/2009, 8/11/2009, 8/21/2009, 8/30/2009
Extras: The best extra was the 20:53 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, the cast interviewed by the director himself as well as providing some additional footage of sex or preparations. There was also a photogallery, a cumshot recap, trailers, and a true double sided DVD cover.
Aiden Starr and Adrianna Nicole with Mark Wood
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Audio/Video Quality: Cum Fart Cocktails #7 was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen it was shot in by director Juan Cuba for Red Light District, this standard definition release sporting an MPEG-2 codec with 480i resolution. I've long been familiar with his work at Platinum X Pictures/Red Light as a behind the scenes guy and his skills as a full fledged director at various companies so it is good to see he hasn't lost any of the raw energy he tends to capture in his productions. The lighting was solid in most scenes here, a few hallway shots left in by the editor that looked poorly lit but adding some spontaneity all the same. The composition of the shots seemed to enhance the look of most of the ladies, showing more improvement than most of his previous works. There were no obvious compression artifacts (though the bitrate hovered around the 2.9 Mbps range) so even the mastering of the DVD was handled well and some of you will appreciate the lack of the formerly displayed watermark of the company logo in the lower right hand corner of the screen during the show. The 2.0 Dolby Digital stereo (in 192 Kbps) was in English but the actual audio appeared to be shot in monaural with the processing added later on (in the mastering part of the process). The vocals were generally clear but lacked any separation or dynamic range so this is an area that Juan needs to work more on (just like most of his associates in the industry). The music starting each scene was really generic but that was probably the only real surprise for me in terms of negative technical matters, the rest being pretty decently handled.
Camryn Cross and Jayden Williams with John Strong
Body of Review: Juan Cuba took over many of the directing responsibilities at Red Light District during the time I call "The Unraveling". That was when most of the staff left the company to pursue their own interests, the net beneficiaries being Jules Jordan Video and Evil Angel. There were some that claimed anyone who stayed was merely a "hack" (among other choice words) but in my estimation, the company still produced some really heated smut, albeit the hit to miss ratio somewhat skewed (particularly in the following months). That said, Juan has repeatedly shown that he can make decent quality porn with shoestring budgets that none of his former peers would have dreamed of, his latest effort being to take over the helm of the raunchy Cum Fart Cocktails #7. For those in the know, the series was founded by admitted pervert Jake Malone, his twisted vision catering to the then-popular idea that the nastier the sex, the better, the series centering on anal cream pies being farted out, typically into the face of another gal. While not my thing, I give credit where due, the series was truthfully advertised, so seeing hotties like Francesca Le, Aiden Starr, Emma Heart, and Sarah Vandella as headliners, I couldn't pass it up. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Destiny Day and Emma Heart with Alex Gonz
Scene One: Aubrey Addams, an impossibly cute blond dressed up in top hat and related lingerie, was up first with slave Kita Zen, her charge being bound in the living room to service her and Michael Stefano. Aubrey teased to open the scene and the trio was soon together, kissing and warming up as though this would be a day at the park sexually. The ladies kissed and shared his pecker orally, Kita jerking him off in between their tag team approach. Kita then actively rode the cock vaginally, Aubrey taking sloppy seconds but both ladies doing some taste testing. Aubrey then upped the stakes with her impressive anal and technical DP, some ATM leading to a believable anal cream pie for Kita to lick up as it slowly streamed out of Aubrey.
Francesca Le and Sarah Vandella with Mark Wood
Scene Two: Adrianna Nicole, looking younger than ever thanks to her clean pubic shave and lengthy dress, allowed the director into her home where sexy Aiden Starr was slobbing the knob of Mark Wood, both gals giving and getting the kind of oral attention desired. Aiden loved sucking Adrianna's ass with gusto but it was when they moved to the couch that things went much better; the pounding vaginal sex and taste testing leading to Adrianna doing one of the most active anal penetrations seen of late. Aiden sucked the cream pie out of the ass and it was gross but the chemistry between the trio was exceptional, the genetic juice swallowed whole to elevate the scene a bit more.
Scene Three: Jayden Williams, a lean brunette wearing some slutty attire, was up next as she introduced the director to sexy Camryn Cross and studly John Strong screwing on the couch. This led, of course, to the trio consummating their friendship, Jayden sucking his cock out of Camryn's asshole, the ladies each sharing John's pucker as much as their own. Salad tossing aside, the trio had some solid energy and while their personal chemistry levels might have been mediocre, they largely made up for it with their enthusiasm. Camryn reverted to doing a lot more anal while Jayden stuck with an active vaginal ride, the quantity of taste testing surpassing the less believable anal cream pie that showed a stream of milk flying out along with it. Fans of population pudding injected anally might find this nasty bit of business more fun than I did, but I had my doubts on the authenticity of the semen injection here.
Scene Four: Emma Heart, a beautiful blond with a great body barely covered by a blue bikini, and attractive black gal Destiny Day in her light purple bikini, were up next hanging out by the pool before jumping Alex Gonz. The tease led to some modest lesbian antics out by the pool and on the living room couch, Alex shoving his pecker into the welcoming mouth of Emma as Destiny went down on her. The ladies moved to double teaming him orally which was followed by each receiving some vaginal plowing. The gals were not always active riders but they did show a degree of professional enthusiasm, not enough to replace their lack of chemistry but enough to enhance the scene, Emma doing enough anal to milk Alex's nut for the ensuing cream pie.
Scene Five: Francesca Le, the popular MILF seen standing on the front cover in her orange bikini, and always-welcome babe Sarah Vandella in her revealing yellow outfit, were up last with Mark Wood. Francesca and Mark have long been one of the best success stories in terms of real life couples making porn and their scenes tend to reflect their personal chemistry, her skills as a performer widely accepted as superior to most of her peers. The ladies played outside with an emphasis on oral tricks, Mark wandering by to become dragged into their depraved tryst as we would expect. The ladies slobbed his knob aggressively and then actively rode it, Sarah getting a vaginal pounding before they moved inside to the infamous couch of penetration. The penetrative positions were punctuated with taste testing and other oral tricks, Francesca showing her anal skills as she ate Sarah (whose aural act was kind of sweet). This led to the believable anal cream pie that Sarah took so willingly, the movie ending on a high point in terms of passion and chemistry.
Summary: Cum Fart Cocktails #7 by director Juan Cuba for Red Light District was the most recent proof that the company still provides the kind of hardcore action fans always enjoyed from them, Juan coming across as a nicer version of Jake. The editing and camera work were not perfect but the pairings seemed suitable and the end results were indicative of at least a rating of Recommended. In short, Cum Fart Cocktails #7 had five scenes displaying anal cream pies that were sucked up by the second gal of each work, all done with the kind of energy expected given the history of Juan and his projects so check it out.
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