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Registered Nurse 2

Studio: Smash Pictures » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 12/21/09

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: All sex/"light feature."
Director: Kevin Moore
Cast: Aletta Ocean, Alex Knight, Chris Johnson, Jayden James, Johnny Sins, Kristina Rose, Mark Wood, Sean Michaels, Shyla Stylez, Tara Lynn Foxx.
Length: 01:54 (with storyline); 0135 (without storyline).
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom-free sex and the second for the cast, which includes Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Shyla Stylez, Jayden James, and Kristina Rose.


Registered Nurse 2 is a very cute little all-sex movie that could be classified as a feature if the performers from each of the scenes had interacted with each other. Sometimes, I refer to movies such as this as light features because it has a very strong theme that is played out in each of the sex scenes. In this case, each scene occurs in a doctor's examination room with the girls playing nurses while the males are either doctors or patients. Each scene begins with a storyline and dialog that are played out by the performers prior to them having sex. However, since the performers in each scene do not interact with those in other scenes, the movie is not really a feature.

One of the very nice things about Registered Nurse 2, and, indeed all the recent Smash Pictures releases I've reviewed, is an option that allows you to watch the movie with or without the storyline. So, it appeals to those who want context and those who want only the hardcore sex. I watched the storyline option and report on the scene scenarios as well as the sex in the Review section below.

I really like the cast in Registered Nurse 2. Of course, when I saw my 2008 Must-See Girl Shyla Stylez on the cover, I just HAD to watch the movie. However, I must admit that the performances of Jayden James and Kristina Rose in this movie helped the two of them earn my 2010 Must-See awards!

One of the things I liked most about Registered Nurse 2 is the simple fact that it contains nothing that I dislike. Although I've given the director and editor some suggestions to make their movies better, I must admit that the sexual performances didn't leave out anything that I find essential in a sex scene. This is noteworthy and very appreciated.

Check out some photos of the girls in Registered Nurse 2 here. Pay particular attention to the photos of oh-so-classy Shyla Stylez, drop-dead gorgeous Jayden James, and sweet-looking--yet not so innocent--Kristina Rose! Enjoy! 


Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Registered Nurse 2 can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2009.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Kristina Rose, Alec Knight.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: "Dr." Alec Knight is working in his lab/examination room when Kristina Rose, his nurse, saunters in. Alec is surprised by her doctor's lab coat (instead of standard nurse's garb) and asks, "What are you wearing?" Kristina replies that she's just trying to get his attention. She flirts with him unabashedly, but, since he's the boss, he tries his best to resist her advances. Soon, however, he simply must pay attention since she opens her coat to reveal a very sexy--and quite small--nurse's outfit. Believe me, your eyes will be glued to her fine body as the camera pans up and down her glorious flesh. As soon as Kristina bends over the examination table to show off her thong-clad ass, Alec is hooked. He makes a call to cancel his golf game and, within seconds, Alec's hands are caressing, groping, and probing her flesh. As Kristina's lust builds logarithmically, she begs Alec to give her a "very thorough" examination. Who'd deny her? I sure as hell wouldn't--and neither does Alec, who immediately goes down on her tasty twat. Of course, Kristina examines Alec from head to toe, too. Kristina, as you might expect, starts Alec's examination by using her tonsils to inspect his titanium-hard cock. Her noisy fellatio technique includes lots of gagging, slurping, and stringers. Nice blowjob, Kristina! And, she gives him a to-die-for double-fisted handjob, too. Alec's primary examination tool, his cock, soon probes the very depths of Kristina's soul through the portal of her vagina, of course. As they fuck in several positions (see list below), Kristina proves that she's a damned good--and extremely demonstrative--fuck. In particular, you're going to love her moves when she does the fucking (her moves are especially nice in mish and cowgirl). And, her incendiary chemistry mixes with Alec's to produce feral lust that results in several orgasms for her. Alec cums too, of course. He, at Kristina's request, splatters his generous load onto her fine ass cheeks as the scene comes to an end. This is a fine scene that helped adorable Kristina to earn a 2010 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Award.

Foreplay: Kissing, body licking, masturbation, handjob, double-fisted handjob, hair pulling, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, cunnilingus, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Exterior butt cheeks.

Sex rating: 4.55
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.50

What I Liked Most:

  • The doctor's examination room location/set is pretty believable.
  • There are very nice close-ups throughout the scene.
  • Kristina does a very nice job teasing Alex--and us--in her sexy almost-there nurse's outfit.
  • Kristina is a very cute all-natural brunette with a body to die for. I like her natural bush of pubic hair above her clit (below her clit is clean-shaven to make pussy-eating more enjoyable).
  • Alec greedily eats Kristina's pretty cunt and licks her asshole during foreplay.
  • Kristina's noisy, enthusiastic, gag-inducing, deep-throat, and stringer-intensive blowjob technique is coupled with a very nice double-fisted and spit-lubricated handjob during foreplay.
  • Kristina's persona is adorable...both sweet and oh-so-nasty at the same time.
  • Kristina masturbates while blowing Alex's rod and during sex, too.
  • Kristina is a very demonstrative fuck and lets Alec--and us--know how good she feels throughout the scene.
  • Kristina fucks back in every position...even in missionary (hard to do while laying on an examination table!). Best, however, are her energetic bouncing and grinding moves in cowgirl. She fucks Alec so hard that she makes herself cum.
  • Alec pounds Kristina to an orgasm while she lays on her side atop the examination table. Later, he makes her cum again while she kneels atop the same table in doggie.
  • Very nice chemistry develops between Kristina and Alec during mish. They're feral and wild with each other.
  • Kristina's pussy gets so wet that it liberally coats Alec's rod with girl juice...especially during doggie.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There are too many jerky camera movements and oblique camera angles that make it appear that the performers are going to slide off the screen.
  • Kristina stays dressed too long. I prefer bare-assed naked sex...even if the nurse's outfit she wears in very sexy. She does get, however, mostly naked...but keeps her nurse's white silk stockings on her legs.
  • I prefer for there to be transitioning footage between every sexual position.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Tara Lynn Foxx, Mark Wood.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: A male patient, Mark Wood, visits the doctor with a very embarrassing--and painful--problem...his mammoth dick has been erect for a whole day! Nurse Tara Lynn assists an unnamed doctor with the examination and, when the doctor leaves the room to arrange for some medical treatments, Tara decides to take matters into her own hands...mouth...and pussy! Of course, she's ultimately successful when her insatiable pussy swallows a huge load of his semen that relieves the pressure on his dick so it can relax. But, I get ahead of myself. Nurse Tara's first treatment is to squeeze his rod with her hands. Then, she rips the hospital gown up to reveal his flagpole-like erection. She examines his painful hard-on and his balls with her Stethoscope and concludes that he's got a big load built up. Then, using her greedy mouth as part of her "treatment," she sucks his dick enthusiastically as her amazing throat opens so wide that it can swallow him balls deep. And, she double-fists his gigantic cock with her hands, too. After a while, Mark gets into the oral spirit and, at Tara's request, enthusiastically eats Tara's pussy and rims her asshole. Soon, delightfully aggressive Tara has Mark's penis just where she wants it...deep inside her insatiable pussy. Of course, it's all part of "the treatment!" Tara Lynn and Mark quickly develop some pretty intense chemistry as Tara's body responds to their mutually pleasurable actions. The two enjoy sex in several positions, during which Tara expertly stokes Mark's lust using her nasty words, groans, and ecstatic shouts: "This pussy's gonna cure all your problems!" And, she shows off some damned nice fucking moves, especially in cowgirl. Tara doesn't forget us, either: she shares her pleasure with us by repeatedly turning her big brown eyes toward the camera while she fucks or sucks Mark's dick. Tara climaxes repeatedly and then, toward the end of the scene, she invites Mark to cum inside her pussy. Only an idiot would deny her! So Mark pumps a very substantial load of semen into her vagina. Then, as the camera zooms-in tight, Tara uses her vaginal muscles and fingers to expel the cum from her cunt. She also eats fingers-full of Mark's cream. Nice job, Tara. "A" work!

Foreplay: Handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Vaginal cream pie.

Sex rating: 4.65
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.60

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What I Liked Most:

  • Tara Lynn is a VERY cute and all-natural (no implants) blond.
  • Although the "my hard-on won't go down" scenario is trite and often used, it is still cute and nicely played out.
  • Tara's nurse's outfit is extremely sexy and revealing. No wonder Mark has a never-ending boner.
  • Tara's cute delivery of her lines is very well done. She's adorable in her sweetness--as well as her lustiness!
  • Tara's throat opens wide so that Mark's mammoth rod slides completely down...balls deep!
  • Tara double-fists Mark's cock with her hands.
  • The close-ups, especially during fellatio and doggie, are excellent.
  • Tara is very agreeably aggressive in getting Mark to do what she wants...especially convincing him to eat her drop-dead-beautiful bald-shaven pussy and rim her tight asshole. Tara enjoys Mark's cunnilingus technique so much that her ass breaks out with goose pimples.
  • Tara is a very demonstrative fuck. She uses her groans and nasty vocabulary to let Mark--and us-know how good she feels.
  • While fucking Tara in mish, Mark reaches down and firmly pinches her right nipple. In doing so, he makes her cum sweetly. Missionary must be a favorite position for Tara because Mark makes her um again the second time they use the position.
  • Very nice chemistry develops between Tara and Mark during missionary and continues through the rest of the scene.
  • Tara's all-natural tits bounce and gyrate delightfully when Mark pounds her pussy at redline speed in doggie.
  • Tara does most of the fucking in cowgirl (outstanding close-ups and camera angles) and reverse cowgirl. She uses sexy and erotic thrusting, bouncing, and grinding moves and shakes her fine ass delightfully. She makes herself cum in reverse.
  • Tara's pretty pussy gapes beautifully.
  • Tara turns her big brown eyes to the camera to share her lust with us during pussy-to-mouth.
  • To finish relieving Mark's hard-on, Tara invites him to cum inside her pussy. Eager to oblige, Mark pounds her extremely hard and passionately in mish until he explodes inside her. After Mark's cock stops spasming, he pulls out and the camera zooms in tight as his semen, assisted by Tara's clenching vaginal muscles and her finger, flows out of her gorgeous hole. Tara scoops a bit of semen onto her finger and eats it. And, Mark reaches down and plays with her dripping cunt as his erection fades. Good job, nurse Tara!

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles that make it appear that the performers are going to slide off the screen.
  • The movements of the hand-held camera are jerky and abrupt rather than smooth and fluid.
  • There are missing transitions between positions.
  • If I were Tara, I would work on my abdominal muscles to firm up my belly. She's got a little bit of "baby fat" that's endearing. But, she would look better with a hard belly, in my opinion. Nonetheless, she's an excellent fuck and cute as can be.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Jayden James, Johnny Sins.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Nurse Jayden James, dressed in bright purple hospital scrubs, is busy taking inventory of the examination room when "Dr." Johnny Sins comes into the room to check some equipment. Johnny spies beautiful Jayden from across the room and can't help but check her out with his lusty eyes. Desperate to break the ice, he comments on Jayden's pretty purple scrubs. "They look great with those 'fuck me' heels you always wear!" Not sure whether to accept Johnny's remarks as a compliment, Jayden continues her work. Johnny, however, doesn't quit: "I'd like to spice things up with you!" Jayden reminds Johnny that he's married, but it doesn't deter him. Instead, he creeps closer and closer until he can begin to caress her fantastic--yet still hidden--body. Jayden tries to remain professional but soon admits that she has been checking out Johnny, too. Thus emboldened, the two fall into each other's embrace, kiss deeply and sensuously, and begin to undress each other. Johnny soon discovers Jayden's hidden sexy nurse's outfit, silk-stocking-clad never-ending legs, thong-clad ass, and colorful extensive tattoo. Johnny bends Jayden over, tugs aside her thong, and voraciously eats and multiple-finger-fucks her gorgeous cunt while she pants with joy. Little-by-little, Jayden and Johnny remove her clothes to reveal more and more of her amazing flesh. Of course, Johnny simply must caress and squeeze handfuls of her body. Meanwhile, Jayden opens his pants, pulls out his dick, strokes it with her hands, and then gives him a very fine deep-throat-intensive blowjob that features lots of stringers and balls gobbling. Jayden even wraps her fantastic breasts around Johnny's dick and fucks it so well that my heart began to flutter! During foreplay, Jayden and Johnny begin to develop excellent chemistry that increases as they transition to sex and fuck vaginally in mish, cowgirl, spoon, and doggie. If you've ever seen Jayden fuck, you know how she erotically jiggles her ass cheeks when she fucks in doggie. And, you know how sexy her cowgirl and reverse cowgirl moves are, too. Believe me, Jayden doesn't disappoint! In fact, her performance in Registered Nurse 2 helped to insure her receipt of a 2010 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Award. But, I digress...back to the scene. Since I'm a massive fan of cunnilingus, I really appreciate Johnny's choice to repeatedly eat out Jayden's beautiful pussy during sex. And, since I'm also a fan of big, bountiful, and bodacious breasts, I truly appreciate Jayden's boobs when they dance and gyrate...particularly in cowgirl. Jayden's magnificent body experiences three orgasms that give her unbounded--and very obvious--pleasure. And, when Johnny's sexual tension shoots out of his cock and directly into her wide-open mouth, good-girl Jayden swallows greedily. "A+" scene, you two. Excellent job!

Foreplay: Kissing, mutual stripping, spanking, tit squeezing and fucking, caressing/groping, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.

Sex rating: 4.70
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.60

What I Liked Most:

  • As always, Jayden looks stunning. From her perfect hourglass shape, to her mesmerizing blue eyes, to her gorgeous breasts, to her colorful and bold tattoo, to her jewelry-emblazoned vagina, Jayden is the stuff of wet dreams.
  • Jayden really knows how to kiss. She and Johnny do lots of tongue battling during foreplay.
  • Jayden's outfit--which consists of bright purple, yet quite ordinary, scrubs over sexy silk stockings and miniscule bikini-like nurse's uniform--is very hot. Wait until you see how her tight outfit makes her butt cheeks appear!
  • Johnny goes nuts over Jayden's plump and shapely ass cheeks. He kneads and worships them with his lucky hands and kisses and licks them, too.
  • Johnny bends Jayden over during foreplay so that he can feast on the bounty of her pussy with his tongue. He also jacks her clit and multiple-finger-fucks her pretty pussy.
  • As you might expect, Jayden's magnificent tits become the focus of Johnny's attention during foreplay. Jayden's focus zeroes-in on his enormous cock.
  • Jayden gives Johnny a hell of a nice blowjob that causes his semi-erect cock to grow huge. She gags on him, makes stringers, and deep-throats him.
  • Once Johnny's rod is full mast, Jayden wraps her tits around it and uses them to fuck him.
  • Very nice chemistry develops between Jayden and Johnny.
  • Johnny takes numerous breaks to eat and finger-fuck Jayden's pussy during sex.
  • Jayden's fine tits bounce delightfully in response to Johnny's powerful strokes. They are absolutely gorgeous.
  • Jayden shakes and jiggles her ass cheeks provocatively during doggie. She fucks back very erotically and with quite sexy movements.
  • Jayden does most of the fucking during cowgirl and the in-and-out action is captured nicely by the camera. Her moves are frenzied and powerful, yet not quite as sexy as those she uses in doggie.
  • Jayden climaxes each of the two times she and Johnny fuck in missionary and also when then fuck in spoon. Her unbounded pleasure is obvious.
  • To conclude the scene, Johnny pops directly into Jayden's wide-open mouth (every drop lands inside. She sucks him dry and swallows. Good girl!

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles that make it appear that the performers are going to slide off the screen.
  • The movements of the hand-held camera are jerky and abrupt rather than smooth and fluid.
  • I prefer for there to be transitioning footage between every sexual position.

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Aletta Ocean, Chris Johnson.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Chris Johnson plays a researcher with a problem...his numbers don't add up! Frantic that he's going to lose his funding, he checks his work repeatedly while his sexy European assistant, Aletta Ocean, watches and tries to be supportive. Aletta quickly realizes that she simply has to do something or her poor boss is going to have a heart attack! So, she decides he needs a good fucking (who doesn't?) and won't take "no" for an answer...even though he claims he has way too much work to do. I don't know about you, but I really appreciate a girl who want me that bad! At Aletta's insistence, the two are soon enjoying hot-and-heavy foreplay that includes lots of breast worship in addition to mutual stripping, excellent deep-throat fellatio, cunnilingus, and finger fucking. Aletta ravenously sucks Chris' cock until she's sure that her boss is completely in the zone--and has forgotten all about his research project. Then, she lies back on an examination table and spreads her legs wide so that Chris can hungrily eat her pussy. Since I'm a cunnilingus junkie, I really appreciated Chris' pussy-eating technique, a technique that makes her moan blissfully. As the scene unfolds, Aletta and Chris fuck in mish, reverse, doggie, and spoon. Aletta does most of the "work" in reverse and, in doing so, shows off her fine muscular body, pierced genitalia, and oh-so-hot moves. Chris really enjoys pounding Aletta, partially because she does such a good job keeping him focused on her pleasure using her coos of delight and words of praise. Chris becomes particularly enraged in doggie: he thrusts in-and-out of her so fast that his cock blurs on the screen! Aletta gets to climax at least three times. And, at the end of the scene, she insists that Chris cum inside her pussy. Chris willingly obliges, by pounding her ferociously in doggie, and soon fills her cunt with his seed. She then turns around, squats, and expels his semen by flexing her vaginal muscles. This is a good solid scene, but not quite as enjoyable as Scenes One through Three.

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, jawbreakers, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, two-finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie, spoon.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Vaginal creampie.

Sex rating: 4.55
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.60

What I Liked Most:

  • Aletta Ocean is a very attractive European brunette with a firm hard body, pierced tongue and gentilia (her unique piercing is about one inch above her clit), amazing blue eyes, and a fucking gorgeous pink pussy.
  • Aletta's tiny nurse's outfit is revealing and very scintillating.
  • Aletta is aggressive in getting into Chris' pants. She won't take no for an answer even through he claims he has too much to do.
  • Both Chris and Aletta ravenously suckle and squeeze her tits during foreplay.
  • Aletta gags on Chris' cock while deep-throating it during foreplay.
  • Chris does a nice job eating and finger-fucking Aletta's pussy. He makes her moan ecstatically.
  • Aletta keeps Chris focused on HER pleasure by rewarding him with coos of delight and explicit praise.
  • Aletta frantically jacks her own clit while Chris pounds her pussy in mish. She cums!
  • Aletta makes intense eye contact with us while she performs pussy-to-mouth on Chris' cock.
  • Aletta's fine body looks especially nice when she and Chris fuck in spoon. Her firm and full breasts bounce delightfully.
  • Aletta licks her own nipples during sex.
  • Aletta does most of the fucking during reverse cowgirl. She looks damned fine as she tosses her hot little body up and down on Chris' dick!
  • Chris fucks Aletta so fast in doggie that his redlining cock blurs on the screen His powerful thrusts make her cum yet again!
  • Toward the end of the scene, Aletta demands, "I want your cum in my pussy!" Who'd deny her? So Chris continues to pound her in doggie with increasing intensity until his spasming cock (great close-ups) fills her cunt. She then turns around, squats, and lets his semen drain out of her gaping hole (more great close-ups). She also flexes her vaginal muscles--to help expel the cum--and digs globs of semen out of her pussy with her fingers.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • It is sad that a butcher plastic surgeon left long ugly scars under Aletta's breasts after her implants. Her otherwise perfect body is sadly despoiled.
  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles that make it appear that the performers are going to slide off the screen.
  • The movements of the hand-held camera are jerky and abrupt rather than smooth and fluid.
  • I prefer for there to be transitioning footage between every sexual position.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal.
Performers: Shyla Stylez, Sean Michaels.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Shyla Stylez plays a dim-witted blond gynecology nurse who can't seem to get even the simplest examination technique right. "Dr." Sean Michaels decides to try to teach her a few things after she makes a particularly awkward goof (she thinks that hearts are on the right side!). Sean uses Shyla's drop-dead-gorgeous body as a teaching aid to explain some rudimentary examination techniques to her. As you might expect, she learns quickly. And, you might also expect that this gynecological inspection soon morphs into full-blown foreplay (Sean's pussy-eating technique is outstanding and causes Shyla's clit to swell large and erect) and volcanic sex. Finally, if you know anything at all about Shyla Stylez you know that this scene includes both vaginal and anal sex, during which both of her holes swallow Sean's immense dick balls deep. You don't need to read any more about this outstanding coupling. Watch it now! So, please excuse me while I watch this scene--and cum--yet again.

Foreplay: Kissing, you play, masturbation, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, jaw breakers, stringers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus finger-fucking, three-finger-fucking, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, standing doggie.
Anal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, on-her-side; DP with cock/fingers.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.

Sex rating: 4.90
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.60

What I Liked Most:

  • Shyla looks beyond amazing. She is, in my opinion, the classiest girl in porn.
  • Shyla's tiny nurse's outfit is revealing and very scintillating.
  • As always, Shyla gets so fucking horny during her scenes that her flesh gets immediately covered with goose flesh.
  • The scene set-up scenario...an awkward teaching moment that becomes a gynecological exam that becomes forbidden white-hot sex...is really enjoyable.
  • The extreme close-ups of Shyla's magnificent breasts are outstanding.
  • As part of "Doctor" Sean's treatment of Shyla, he gives her absolutely outstanding cunnilingus (including three-finger-fucking). She fucks back by thrusting her dripping-wet vagina against his face. And, her clit swells delightfully large (amazing close-ups).
  • Shyla masturbates a bit during foreplay. She uses "Doctor" Sean's stethoscope as a sex toy! And, she fucks herself while blowing and stroking Sean's mammoth dick.
  • Shyla's pussy gapes beautifully. Her labia part wide to show off her erect clit. Her extremely accommodating asshole gapes beautifully, too.
  • Shyla fucks back with high energy while she and Sean fuck in doggie.
  • By the time Shyla and Sean get to doggie-style sex, their chemistry has become volcanic.
  • That chemistry continues to boil throughout the rest of the scene.
  • Shyla's abundant girl juice flows out of her pussy and down her thigh. It makes her pussy glisten, too!
  • Sean gets to plow Shyla's insatiable asshole as well as her pussy.
  • Shyla does most of the fucking in anal doggie...and proves her anus is able to swallow Sean's immense dick balls-deep (nice close-ups). That's impressive, Shyla.
  • Shyla multiple-finger-fucks her pussy while Sean reams her asshole in mish.
  • Shyla experiences a fine ass-gasm when Sean fucks her asshole while she lies on her side.
  • To finish the scene, Sean pounds Shyla's pussy until he's ready to explode. At the last second, he pulls out and Shyla moves into place so she can catch his load with her wide-open mouth. While casting her big blue eyes toward us through the camera lens, she sucks him dry and swallows.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles that make it appear that the performers are going to slide off the screen.
  • The movements of the hand-held camera are jerky and abrupt rather than smooth and fluid.
  • The acting by both Shyla and Sean is a bit stilted during the scene set-up.
  • I prefer for there to be transitioning footage between every sexual position.


The DVD-9 disc contains a still-photo chapter selector that lets you jump to each girl's scene; multiple chapters per scene; a positions menu that lets you see all of the blowjob, pussy eating, spoon, doggie, reverse cowgirl, missionary, anal, cowgirl, or cumshot footage (very nice feature); a menu that allows you to watch the movie with or without the storylines that precede each scene; and 08:15 self-running slide show (great shots); previews of eight Smash movies; website information; abd a 20-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The BTS contains impromptu interviews of the girls; footage of the wardrobe selection (be sure to see Jayden James with her tiny toy "cock") and makeup; video of the action and pretty-girl still photo shoots (Shyla's poses will definitely make up drip or lose your load!); shots of the girls clad, semi-clad, and nude; footage of the cast and crew eating snacks; rehearsal of the plot-development segments; and planning of the sex scenes. Even though this list of Extras is not as extensive as those in "Big Fall Releases," I enjoyed them, appreciate the "Positions Menu" and "Storyline or Not" features, and rate the Extras slightly above average in today's marketplace. Three and one-half stars. 

Final Thoughts

The best things about Registered Nurse 2 include:
  • the simple fact that there's nothing I disliked! There are no penalties assessed to any scene! That means that, in my opinion, it's all good!
  • the variety of cumshots...internal mouth, ass cheeks, internal creampies...it's a nice change of pace from the ubiquitous facials that populate most movies. The movie also contains both vaginal and anal sex, in addition to oral. The variety and balance of penetrations is quite nice. And, the creampies are especially appreciated.
  • the cast, which includes three of my Must-See Girls: the incomparable Shyla Stylez, the beyond gorgeous Jayden James, and the adorable Kristina Rose. All the girls are very attractive, easy on the eyes, and damned good fucks, too.
  • the storyline/no storyline selector. It turns an all-sex scenario-based movie into a hardcore gonzo flick for those who'd prefer fucking without any introduction. This feature, common in Smash Pictures releases, is very much appreciated.
  • the plethora of female orgasms. I love to see girls cum--that's why I watch porn!--and the Registered Nurse 2 girls really deliver the quivers!

Registered Nurse 2 could have been better if:

  • the cameraman had not succumb to the use of trite oblique camera angles. This occurs when the videographer turns the camera to an angle that is not zero degrees (horizontal) while taping the couple having sex. These angles, which used to be necessary in the old 4:3 format days, make it appear as it the couple is going to slide off the screen. I wish porn videographers would stop doing this!
  • the editor had included transitioning footage (including insertions) between sexual positions.
  • Shyla and Sean had delivered their plot-related dialog a little more professionally in Scene Five.
  • Aletta Ocean's plastic surgeon had not butchered her breasts.
  • a there was a bit more variety in the locations used when the scenes were shot. Although the doctor's examination room is authentic-looking, it gets a bit old after two or three scenes!
  • a bit more attention had been paid to the production values. In particular, a properly chosen musical soundtrack would have been quite supportive.

Things I didn't like about Registered Nurse 2 include:

  • nothing. It is very rare that I don't find anything in a movie that turns me off. Kudos to the performers and director for just-right sex...just the way I like it!
Overall sex rating: 4.67
Overall video rating: 4.00
Overall audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.58


Dr. Jay

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