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Barely Legal P.O.V. #3


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Wind Tunnel » Review Date: 12/20/09



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Barely Legal P.O.V. 3
A Hustler Picture Directed by "Dirty" Dan Silver
Starring:  Naomi Cruise, Jenny Hendrix, Sindee Jennings, Nikki Kane, Sandy Sweet & Rebeca Linares
With:  "Dirty" Dan Silver
Runtime:  2hrs 58min
Condoms?:  None!
Keywords:  Barely Legal, Bubblegum, Teen, Pink, POV

Brief Synopsis:  Director "Dirty" Dan once again plies his preferred skills, specializing as he does in point-of-view fucking, with, as the series genuinely implies, barely legal girls.  Some very familiar faces appear on the marquee (some even bona-fide pros at the filmed game), as well as a few lesser-known ladies, so it should pan out well enough for fans of the lip-smacking genre.  Let's see?

[Scene One]  Naomi Cruise



Bearing a set of 36 c-cups, Naomi twirls around a bit as she carries on with Dan, releasing those heavy doves and tossing her underwear off.  He takes note of her long legs, to which she responds "can I wrap 'em around your neck?", otherwise taking a shine of her slightly bushy blossom between her thighs.  Naomi does a bit of self-rubbing before utilizing her tongue stud during a blow job, kneeling down, taking in his wang in deep strides (mostly hands-free), poking her titties from time to time.  Spreading herself on the bed once more, she whispers "come and get it," leading to an introductory run on the edge in doggy style.  She teases her clit while Dan pumps in missionary, pausing for a taste before going to the floor for classic cowgirl.  Naomi balances herself in a tightly wound shift over his dick, looking quite uncomfortable at first glance, causing Dan to ask if she's alright.  "It's just got a perfect curve to it," she reveals, working herself up to a swifter keel and slowing back into a crawl.  The pair steadily chug along in reverse cowgirl, with Naomi flexing her cheeks while Dan swats her ass.  Doggy carries them back atop the bed, Dan massaging Naomi's butthole as he holds her shoulder with one hand and the camera in the other.  Bottling down, he straddles above her chest, and Naomi fumbles her words a bit before pushing her breasts together for additional stroking, chanting "fuck my titties" until Dan lets himself spool his almond joy into her mouth, which she swishes around, swallowing it all down.  Though a little clumsy in places, Naomi seems to have a good time of it all, even when she seems to be lost in her own pre-climactic world, sometimes without us.  The walls don't exactly rattle, but Naomi has a way of making it all seem "just right".




[Scene Two]  Jenny Hendrix



"Am I cute enough?", young Jenny asks as she shakes and twists out of her sheer panties, somewhat oblivious to the answer.  She wets her nipples until they shine like two pennies, lying back to show off her bald clam.  "Someone should lick it for me," she points out, leading Dan to finger her slit, feeding it back and forth into her mouth a few times before moving onto a blow job upon his rod.  Jenny focuses mostly on the tip, green by all concerns (the scene takes place in the early days of her career, so it's to be expected).  A turn in missionary turn warm enough for Jenny to tease Dan with her feet, a task that earns her a touch of pussy eating (mostly off-camera) before the face to face fucking continues.  A close, partially clumpy cowgirl run follows, with a more impressive reverse cowgirl set gliding slowly as Jenny's ass gets a bit of screen time as she rubs Dan's balls.  More tasting bookends doggy-style fucking, with a final missionary ride with a vibrator clasped against her clit coaxing Jenny to orgasm ("that was Jenny Hendrix cumming," she states, strangely).  Pointing himself upward, Dan rubs his seed out against her open mouth ("that's a lot of jizz," so says Jenny), jumbling him into gibberish in the afterward.  While certain parts of the scene dip in excitement (the so-so introductory blow job, the classic cowgirl), Jenny is pretty fantastic once she gets going, toy in hand or otherwise, even if her pillow talk wasn't 100% at the time.  But it's nice to see an early incarnation of what Ms. Hendrix was to become, definitely.




[Scene Three]  Sindee Jennings


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Holding a jelly-filled donut with a single candle poking out (and bubblegum balls circling it on its plate), Sindee is serenaded by Dan with his own variation on a birthday song.  Already, however, she's unbridled in her quest to please, almost too eager to get along with Dan, even if it means confusing us all in the process.  Sindee talks and talks and talks some more, chews bubble gum, gives her pussy a saint's nickname, talks a bit more, and fiddles around with a flesh-hued dildo, going to the floor for blowing purposes, cranking her neck around Dan's colt in an impressive deep throating.  Legs out but still talking away, Sindee's worked over in missionary, at which time she starts singing "The Birthday Song" but is interrupted by Dan ("we'd have to pay for that, sweetheart"), to which he offers his own variation which she shouts as she grinds semi-aggressively.  In doggy, he fingers her little brown hole, turning into cowgirl with Sindee grasshoppering onto his dick.  A taste later, she spreads her ass apart during reverse cowgirl, showing off not only her jug button, but also her radiating emerald green lower back tattoo (like the Wizard of Oz, only younger).  In the meantime she grabs a stuffed animal, setting him beside on a pillow: "he can watch us now", which maybe attests to Ms. Jennings' mental well-being more than words ever could.  A ploy in missionary pays off with Dan streaking Sindee's nose and tongue with his almond extract, down to the front of her chest.  Was it all over before it even started?  Some people less concerned with Sindee's antics will find a small amount to enjoy, though her schtick (or whatever it was) is a mighty weight to bear, even if she was beyond amazing in the bedroom (and honestly, I was too distracted to even if she was even that).  She's cute and she's crazy, but maybe just the former for me.




[Scene Four]  Nikki Kane



A more sedate Nikki Kane is next, showing off her cotton panties and rubbing her in-betweens, talking about her experience in the field thus far ("public sex sites, so far").  The masturbation continues in doggy, with Nikki cracking a leg up for a smoother self-guided mission, tasting the results afterward.  Blowing Dan prompts a missionary exercise on the bed, huffing and puffing away as he carries on, sucking the co-mingling before shifting to classic cowgirl.  Nikki keeps her kitten warmed up with her fingers flying as the pair go for a reverse cowgirl hump, gravitating to doggy, creaky shrieks filling the air.  Missionary, once again, brings the beef to a boil, and Dan unloads onto Nikki's frozen gesture of a face, eyes closed until the sperm is splattered across her shut lips.  Despite those fallen, final moments, Nikki parlays herself out to be good when pushed out a bit, even if she keeps her vocal slayings to utterances and cries instead of any kind of encouraging dirty talk.  The middle of the scene, once she's not so guarded, holds the best moments here, though one wonders if they should've shot outdoors instead?  Oh well.




[Scene Five]  Sandy Sweet



Teeny, lollipop-licking Sandy Sweet (four foot eleven!) waves her argyle'd feet around, popping her lean booty out for Dan before going the standard hammer blow job route.  Atop the bed, the two go into missionary, with one solitary finger of Sandy's wiggling her clit around until she squeals, tasting afterward.  A closely held path of doggy nearly brings Dan to the brink, swinging into standard cowgirl once he's recomposed himself.  However, Sandy gyrates in a tight hold over him (gasp-worth, indeed!), followed by a swifter bump once she falls to her knees.  Even quicker, still, is Sandy in reverse cowgirl, swatting that gorgeous butt of hers onto Dan's joint faster than a runner's heartbeat, yelps and howls dotting their conjoined atmosphere.  Such grooving warrants a post-taste, as well as another missionary bout (balloons strewn behind them, too), with heaves of joy emanating from Sandy's throat.  A conclusive doggy fucking causes Dan to break away, aiming and painting his swill across Sandy's closed eye and left side of her face, which she's kind enough to admit that she'd open her eyes up "if I wouldn't go blind" doing so.  She's definitely a girl who knows what she wants, nearly breaking Dan into several pieces while she's doing so (the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl are especially mind-bending).




[Scene Six]  Rebeca Linares




Standing atop a modern grey sofa seat, Rebeca is all smiles as she flicks her neon underwear at Dan, seated and looking up at her, capturing her every move.  She poses in her legwarmers, straightens up and wiggles her ass while keeping her bare feet tucked outward, masturbating for a while before finally crawling, amidst all that flexing, up to Dan, parting his white robe slowly and sending a few sinister glances upward.  Planting kisses and licks on his wang, she rubs it between her tiny titties, pulling on her own pigtails as she bobs it down her throat, smearing it across her face until her lips are worn red from all the tugging.  Pushing him down into the cushions, Rebeca continues her loving assault, using his joint as a kind of pummel horse, holding the stick between her lips while gripping the base with her feet (joy!), maneuvering her bit of semi-mastered English as she grins, wide-eyed as ever.  This brews up into cowgirl, with Rebeca thrusting and wrestling herself atop of Dan, tasting his prick once more with that arched/clasped foot trick, continuing to lay down the law as she and Dan whisper hurried gasps between one another.  She turns around, showing off her ass while blowing him, squeezing onto him once again, this time in reverse cowgirl.  Dissolving to the bedroom, Rebeca rubs away as Dan throttles in missionary, loudening up as the grinding gets hotter and heavier, with Rebeca writhing like a demon (no pillow leaves the bed unscathed).  The loudness gains higher rates in doggy, slowing down in another pass of missionary, Rebeca's chin blushed with lipstick and the quiet burn of all that dick rubbing, cursing Dan in Spanish as she elevates into an orgasmic collapse.  Afterward, an implusive stretch of doggy-style fucking (with plenty of Rebeca's encouragement, of course) kicks Dan into spunk territory, undoing his gravy train over Rebeca's face and into her mouth, waving out to us as she swallows that precious bit down.  Ms. Linares has nary had a bad scene to her credit (according to my viewership, at least), and this is one of the best point-of-view scenes I've ever seen.  She knows exactly how to have a great time with her partner, and she shows Dan just how wonderful she can be, even without all the bells and whistles that most girls tend to rely on, even through that broken accent of hers.  Lack of verbiage otherwise, this woman knows how to move all the right muscles, all right, and you'd be hard pressed to ever forget it, either.  I could go on, but so could Rebeca, I'm sure!



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Bonus Features


A Behind The Scenes (33min) segment includes toy play/masturbation for the camera from each girl, as well as a few cutting-room floor snippets of interviews and additional sex, with Sandy and Rebeca being the most prominent players (the former nearly busting Dan too quickly, while the latter  leads him around from room to room with her broken accent well-intact).  A Slide Show (6min) of production stills is also included, as well as six additional Trailers for semi-related Hustler titles, with a few chat line ads/commercials tucked away toward the bottom of the section.  The main feature also includes a selectable menu per girl by act (Intro/Blow Job/Sex/Sex 2/Sex 3/Cum Shot) for those eager for specific plot points.  Not too much here, but the BTS is certainly a boon to fans seeking more toy diddling and/or more with Rebeca.

Audio/Visual Quality
The picture is presented in 1.33:1, full-frame format, standard definition, in 2-channel stereo.  With the exception of the first half of Rebeca's scene, all the action takes place in one of two bedrooms, lit to highlight the bedside action from each corner, as well as a nearby chair which sees use primarily for blow job portions of each performance.  Skin tones are on the warmer side, with the white levels balancing off of the slightly beige walls - true to life enough, but well enough.  The audio is sourced from the camera's many moves, but is supplanted by the room's structure enough that not every tiny moan is totally lost.  However, tacked up against most point-of-view/self-shooting movies, this one is free of most standard hang-ups and confident enough to not be too distracting.

Final Thoughts
When all is said and done, director Dan keeps the POV genre up to date with his pretty competent camerawork, successful interplay with his ladies, as well as serving up enough positions for most viewers to enjoy.  He tends to leave the high points up to the girls themselves, which sometimes can lead to some of the action being a bit sleepy in places (Naomi's performance, a bit of Jenny's), with which some run into less desirable places (Nikki's scene, the near-nightmare some may find with Sindee's) and elsewhere, into the blissful sunset (Rebeca!) and other rewarding nooks and crannies (Sandy's swift work).  The action, overall, is worthy of a Rent It recommendation, definitely for Rebeca's work therein, and possibly for Jenny's excitable ways.  Most POV hounds will find much to love in the somewhat serene amount of rub and tug, even if less-inclined viewers may find, on the whole, to be a bit tepid.  Keep bringing it, Dirty Dan!  I'll be waiting.


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