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Diary of a Horny Housewife


Studio: Penthouse » Review by Marine Hardcore » Review Date: 12/18/09



XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended


Genre: Straight, Girl/Girl

Director: Cash Markman

Length: 1:34

Date of Production:  2009
 
Extras: Photo gallery, Bonus scene (Diana Doll & Mr. Pete from Penthouse's My Wife is a Tramp), Internet, Coming Soon.

Condoms: No

Audio/Video: Really outstanding on all of my players. The picture is crisp and bright and the sound, especially the dialogue, is clear and appealing.Cast:   Angelina Ashe, Roxanne Hall, Tanya James, Nikita Von James, Jana Jordan, Holly Sampson, India Summer (narrator and visual break)

Overview: Different takes on the lonely housewife getting fucked and fulfilled, each narrated by India Summer writing in her diary her own, singular fantasies of a harried and "taken for granted" housewife, adorned in an aqua negligee and sexually charged.

Scene One: Angelina Ashe is getting a massage from a well-muscled masseuse played by Tommy Gunn. Her ass is covered, but that is only temporary as his manipulations easily
allow her to submit. His mouth finds her pussy and then more. Angelina is an attractive blonde with a nice, natural body and expressive face, her mouth and eyes responding to each flick of the tongue and finger from Tommy the Masseuse. She is very vocal as well and embraces kissing and hugging during the sex,which is active, passionate, and non-stop.
The scene is shot in a well-adorned living area of pastel hues and gives a feeling of reality and naturalness to the scene. This could really happen, you think. Because of that this is a good scene for couples, as you will alsosee with the rest of this movie. Nicely done for the first one up!

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Scene Two:  Roxanne Hall is cleaning the glass in the sliding doors looking out onto her pool when a young friend of the family walks in, wet and holding some stuff, and drips water on the floor near where Roxanne the mother has been cleaning. She bends down to wipe the moisture up and decides also to suck the young kid's throbbing dick, which she does with rolled-back eyes and unbridled lust. The resultant sex is hot and steamy and
Roxanne makes a great seducer and the kid is an enthusiastic respondent young dweeb. Nicely shot with a nice, embarrassed ending with the kid squirming fromthe room. Good sex all around and well written and edited.

Scene Three:   Tanya James is one fucking hot babe! I say that in the truest sense of the vernacular--she is one fucking hot babe! She is residing on a bed in a black bra and panties set with a diamond choker, her long blond hair hanging loose and sexy on her back and arms--her hands cupping her breasts, when a tall stud, muscular stud appears and begins stripping for her as she touches herself in excitement. He is in leather and then not much.
She motions him over and his long black hair and goatee sparkle when she does. He joins her and the response from both is boiling, his hands touching everything at once and her facial expressions at being handled in such a way is terrifically arousing. This is great porn right here, with instant andsustainable replay value!

Scene Four:   As India writes in her diary she starts feeling herself up and imagining a girl on girl scenario. Nikita Von James & Jana Jordan oblige in this fantasy at a gorgeous poolside site that would take your breath away if not for the women, who are both blondes and well-built. Both are passionate and look like they like the lesbian thing,
kissing and rubbing each other excitedly. Ask any guy and they will tell you they like a lot of kissing in these scenarios, seeing the women genuinely into the whole thing and Nikita and Jana certainly are that!

They move to a blanket on a recliner with a lot of pussy-licking, a lot of beautiful close-ups and great passion on the screen here. Both women are very vocal and the sounds add to the tingling feelings you'll experience watching this scene. After multiple orgasms for each they go and have a sip from their tropical drinks. Priceless!

Scene Five:   Holly Sampson is imagined as a June Cleaver housewife in gingham dress and a spotless kitchen. A smiling milkman (Evan Stone--who else?) enters through the unlockeddoor (really? In 2009?) and after some chitchat they embrace and go at it.
Holly wears a sexy bra and black stockings as she is stripped and fucked by Evan and I have to wonder if Ward Cleaver had such wild turns at fucking June. Holly is appropriately nasty as a horny housewife and the scene works very well and the chemistry between the two is great. Holly is really hot and vocal and does the viewer proud in getting you hot and bothered. Good porn that isrepeatable and reusable!
 
Bonus Scene:  Diana Doll and Mr. Pete in a good scene which she is wearing a glittering purple "fuck-me" now thing which Mr. Pete does not shy away from. The scene is lengthy and hot, but Barbie does not open her mouth when she gets sprayed with Mr. Pete's load and that is disconcerting.

Summary: Diary of a Horny Housewife from Penthouse Letters gets a Highly Recommended from me based on content and the quality of the presentation. I need to take a moment here to criticize the whole emphasis on Extras. Trailers are fine but to place a lot of evaluation on the inclusion of extras is to make one wonder why yo0u make the movie in the first place. Even with mainstream, first-run features I and most of my friends barely acknowledge the extras. This particular porn feature is well-done and worth your money and time withbeautiful women and hot sex. Isn't that all we are asking for??
 
 


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