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Eve's Pink Pearl Pussy


Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Harry Johnson » Review Date: 12/23/09


XCritic's Advice: Skip It

When it comes to pocket pussies there are so many options out there it can be pretty tough to find one that's right for you. Maybe you want to shop by look, or perhaps you want something that feels the best, but whatever the case may be it's safe to say that some brands are inherently better than others. For the today's review we're looking at Adam & Eve's latest, Eve's Pink Pearl Pussy.

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As far as the looks are concerned this toy is unabashedly pink. It's a girlish hue and sticks out like a sore thumb, so any guys who are put off by bubblegum pink should note that there are no other colors available (though to be fair the item is called a "Pink" Pearl Pussy). The design of this toy is also kind of fugly. The "pussy" tip features a wrinkly, vagina-like aperture that almost, kind of, nearly looks like a vagina. The toy is squatish and features four rows of pink pearls for a supposed ribbed sensation. There are also some etchings on the side of the toy for flair, but trust me when I tell you the thing is ugly so it doesn't necessarily help the cause.

Looks aside, Eve's Pink Pearl Pussy could have hit it out of the park with how it actually works. Unfortunately it falls flat on its wrinkly, vagina-like face. The toy has absolutely far too much give to it. The opening is small, sure, but it has such an elasticity that one could easily stick a fist through (to prove this theory, I did just that). The looseness means that you're not going to feel much sensation on your penis. Sure the toy doesn't exactly fall off your dick, but it doesn't provide enough restriction to make it anything special. Adding to the disappointment is the fact that the beads offer virtually no sensation at all. You have to squeeze this sucker with all your might in order to feel anything resembling a ridged bump. The toy is also too short, so expect the head of your penis to poke out the much larger opening on the bottom.

Poor sensations aside, this toy also has some durability issues. On my first use with the pussy three of the beads popped out and I was unable to get them back in. Making matters worse was the fact that the opening tore slightly (prior to testing the stretchiness of the material), so it made the pleasure factor far less enthralling.

All around Eve's Pink Pearl Pussy is a letdown. The toy is ugly and a terrible color for a man's toy. It also doesn't provide a realistic sensation and it is shoddily constructed, so don't expect it to last more than a few uses. Save your money and buy something else.


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