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Blow Me Sandwich 14

Studio: Zero Tolerance » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 12/24/09

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Blow Me Sandwich 14

Zero Tolerance

Genre: Gonzo, Blowjobs

Director: Mike Quasar

Cast: Aletta Ocean, Juliette Bardot, Dane Cross, Amy Brooke, Ashli Orion, John Strong, Avy Scott, Ryder Skye, Marco Banderas, Phoenix Marie, Angel Vain, Raylene, Monique Alexander, Chris Johnson, Sara Sloane, Krissy Lynn, Bill Bailey, Tanner Mayes, Tiffany Tyler

Length: 127:16 minutes

Aletta Ocean and Juliette Bardot

Date of Production: 2009

Extras: The Behind the Scenes feature lasted 16:11 minutes, some introductions and kidding due to Mike making it fun to check out. There were some cumshots and trailers as well as a photogallery for those that care too; the bulk of the value contained in the movie itself.

Condoms: None

Amy Brooke and Ashli Orion

Audio/Video Quality: Blow Me Sandwich 14 was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480 resolution. The lighting was strong, eliminating the shadows and grain like most of Mike's works in the past, the overall look straightforward even with a minimal nod to soft focus a few times. The grain was minimal as was the video noise and I commend the company for upgrading to some high end cameras awhile back, the enhancement assisting Mike in providing some of the best looking smut around. The bitrate tended to hover around the 5.6 Mbps mark most of the time I paid any attention to it (but the numbers alone do not tell the whole story in this regard). The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them finding Mike's technical expertise matching the right look to make them look their best. The sole audio track was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 256 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers.

Avy Scott and Ryder Skye

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Body of Review: Mike Quasar is one of the few directors in porn knowledgeable about technical aspects in his field, giving Zero Tolerance an edge over many of their competitors when it comes to enhancing the looks of the performers working for them. While I can't say all of his works are head and shoulders above everyone else in the industry, they certainly fall into that top ten percent for single camera scenes, elevating the worth of shows like Blow Me Sandwich 14. The series has been around for quite some time and amounts to collecting scenes where two women will orally attack a meat puppet's pecker, drenching them in genetic juice before the next scene begins (seven scenes in all). There was added star value here in Monique Alexander, Raylene, Sara Sloane, and Phoenix Marie (among others) but the premise played out nicely as it is expected to do. The company website described the movie like this: "If you're lookin' for the best BJs in XXX - look no further! You've found the sexiest and sweetest slew of saliva drippin'cock suckers! Non-stop deep-to-the-balls oral action is guaranteed to have your pocket rocket soaring to new heights. We've got it all ... ball-sack licking ... Double BJ's and of course ... mouthfuls of man muck! Blow Me Sandwich is widely recognized as the finest BJ series in XXX ... cum and see why!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Angel Vain and Phoenix Marie

Scene One: Aletta Ocean and Juliette Bardot, were up first on a lime green couch, feeling each other up and removing their black lingerie seductively with a lot of kisses included as they pawed each other. The short lived lesbian antics fused into the ladies double teaming the modest cock of Dane Cross, his coating of hair and thin legs giving him away. Each gal was attentive and showed some enthusiasm, moaning as they sucked him off and purred in delight, some ball play included. There was little chemistry in the POV camera angle shot but the addition of some titty fucking helped, the ladies sharing the genetic juice they jerked out of him.

Monique Alexander and Raylene

Scene Two: Amy Brooke and Ashli Orion, both colorfully dressed in bright bikini undies, played with each other as they posed their lean bodies for the camera. The kissing and fondling enhanced the action and they soon turned their attention to blowing Marco Banderas, his tell tale tattoo giving him away. Amy did some spanking of Ashli's ass as the gal slobbed Marco's knob, Amy then taking on oral duties though she looked kind of wasted. The minimal load of population pudding was shared by the gals orally, their smiles ending the scene as it faded away.

Sara Sloane and Krissy Lynn

Scene Three: Avy Scott and Ryder Skye, two of the strongest oralists of the movie, were up next on a red couch in their black lingerie, Avy towering over Ryder as they made up and pawed one another. Avy was the clear dominant leader of the two and their frisky energy added something to the scene, both jumping to suck on the cock of Marco Banderas who was positioned across the room. As expected, Avy took the lead with strong support from Ryder, the ladies made up to look especially attractive as they used hand to gland combat on his rod during the oral assault. Ryder was the one unleashing his seed this time but Avy moved in to capture her share when they swapped it back and forth.

Tanner Mayes and Tiffany Tyler

Scene Four: Phoenix Marie and Angel Vain, a couple of blondes with large breasts, were up next in the plain living room wearing black and pink lingerie as they played with each other in front of a beige couch. Phoenix was taller and dominant but Angel seemed to be willing to serve as able so they did the formulaic lesbian preparation before turning their attention onto John Strong, adding in some titty fucking courtesy of Angel as Phoenix slobbed his knob. Phoenix also provided a steady stream of dirty talk as she looked at the POV camera, even deploying her booty to dry hump his wad of spew out of him for the ladies to share sensually.

Scene Five: Raylene, the brunette performer on her comeback tour, and sexy Monique Alexander, now out of contract with Vivid, were up next as they followed the usual formula in their black lingerie. Monique seemed to savor the chance to work with her curvier counterpart and this enhanced the manner in which Raylene responded, the gals continuing until they jumped hairy Chris Johnson. Monique was the better of the two at the actual blowjob but she hogged it enough to get Raylene in a competitive spirit, bringing out the best in her work that I've seen this time around. The need for seed shared by the ladies was delicious and ultimately, Raylene drew the honor of jerking off his wad for both of them to share.

Scene Six: Sara Sloane, the latest contract starlet (formerly Sarah Vandella), and cute Krissy Lynn were up next as they kissed, fondled, and otherwise heated things up together before jumping Bill Bailey on the blue couch. The ladies wore matching black and purple bikini undies and seemed to like each other more than a little, playfully pushing one another to give up their oral talents really well. Sara fueled the energy best while Krissy dry humped him using her ass cheeks, Krissy jerking his ejaculate out of his balls as Sara licked his balls and shaft.

Scene Seven: Tanner Mayes, one of the more infamous brunettes of the year due to her work for JM Productions, and sexy brunette Tiffany Tyler, were up last as they stripped off their bikini undies (Tanner in bright red, Tiffany in white/yellow) on the beige couch by the brick wall. They seemed to be equal partners here as they worked each other but Tanner came alive during the blowjob portion of the scene to really trump her coworker, the meat puppet looking like Dane Cross (all the men were silent, none were credited, and except for Marco, had few tattoos identifying them easily). Tanner gave some added oral below the ball line (possibly tossing his salad but it was never shown explicitly), each savoring the experience as they challenged his ability to hold out his smallish load of semen from their oral appreciation (Tanner getting it out of him to share with Tiffany).

Summary: Blow Me Sandwich 14 by director Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance was admittedly formulaic but it provided the kind of oral experience advertised with a lot of suck for the buck, the cast including a host of attractive women slobbing knob for a living. I rated it as Recommended but oral enthusiasts could easily elevate that rating a notch or two using their own criteria, the technical expertise of the show aptly handled by Mike. In short, Blow Me Sandwich 14 was a lot of fun in how it used basic sets to keep the focus on the ladies, most of whom were very experienced cock suckers, and I mean that in the nicest of ways so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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