XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Popular Searches:
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Mean Bitches P.O.V. Vol. 2

Mean Bitches P.O.V. Vol. 2


Studio: Kick Ass Pictures » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 1/24/10



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Genre: Tease; femdom; foot fetish
Director: Glenn King
Cast: Ashley Fires, Bridgette B., Daisy Belle, Evie Delatosso, Kristina Rose, Lana Violet, Laurie Vargas, Rebeca Linares, Sydnee Capri.
Length: 01:44
Condoms: None.
Bonus: None.

Synopsis

Mean Bitches POV Volume 2 is unlike anything I've ever reviewed before. Seriously. And, that says a lot since I've reviewed more than 600 movies over the years.

Let me start by telling what it is not. Mean Bitches POV Volume 2 is not a sex movie. There is no boy/girl or girl/girl sex. And there is no vaginal penetration with toys or penises.

Mean Bitches POV Volume 2 is not a solo masturbation movie, either. The girls make no attempt to get themselves off. 

Instead, Mean Bitches POV Volume 2 is really a cross between an all-tease movie and a femdom (female domination) flick. There are nine scenes, each featuring a different girl playing a different role (nurse, dominatrix, hooker, boss, and so on). Each of the girls treats you as less-than-desirable (you're a bad boss, cheap john, whiny patient) and makes you feel like she's doing you a massive favor just associating with you. She holds you in contempt and makes you beg to see more and more of her luscious body. 

Each approximately 10-minute scene follows a similar pattern. A pretty girl, dressed in a fantasy outfit (like nurses scrubs) greets you, demeans you, and then starts showing you parts of her body so that you can worship them. Most of the scenes feature foot, pussy, ass, and breast worship segments. While the girls strip and tease, torrents of naughty commentary flow from their mouths. In fact, they do a damned nice job inflaming your lust! Toward the end of each girl's scene, she starts a countdown...ten...nine...eight...and so forth. When she gets to "one," you're expected to ejaculate all over her feet, or wherever else she tells you to pop.

Each and every second of the movie is filmed from your point-of-view (POV). Thus, you are the object of each girl's attention; you get to zero-in on her luscious body and her usually-hidden assets; you get to cum all over her.

The movie definitely has a "foot focus." Those who have foot fetishes will love the emphasis on licking, kissing, smelling, and worshipping the girls' toes, feet, and legs. Since I don't particularly enjoy feet, this emphasis didn't do much for me. I must admit, however, that some of the girls have very pretty feet. And, some of the pedicures are noteworthy, too.

I suppose that porn is primarily about masturbation. But, in Mean Bitches POV Volume 2, the masturbation theme is overt instead of covert. It's each girl's explicit job to make you cum. I am pretty sure that they'll be successful in meeting this goal with you! 

If Mean Bitches POV Volume 2 was either a sex or solo masturbation movie, I'd have a tried-and-true method of evaluating it for you. However, since it is neither, I am somewhat at a loss with regards to a fair and balanced way to score the movie for you.

My gut feeling about this movie...completely subjective instead of objective as I usually am with these reviews...is that it appeals to me on a very different plane than boy/girl or girl/girl sex movies. I enjoyed it and think that you may, too, for a change of pace.

Review

Note to readers: As I mentioned in the synopsis above, each 10-minute-or-so scene follows a similar pattern (see above for specifics). What changes from scene to scene are the fantasy themes and the girls themselves. Of course, each of the girls brings her own best qualities to her scene. So, instead of writing about the same basic pattern over and over, I'll just provide you with the girl's name, the fantasy, her initial wardrobe, and the best things about her performance and/or body.

Scene 1

Performer: Lana Violet                     
Wardrobe: Purple bustier, black panties, purple whip, black high-heels, black fishnet pantyhose. 

Fantasy Theme: Dominatrix

What I Liked Most:

  • Lana's outfit is very hot. Her make-up, hairstyling, and nails are nice, too. 
  • Lana does a nice job wielding her whip.
  • There's a lot of emphasis on Lana's pretty feet. She makes us suckle them.
  • Lana's firm and shapely ass is gorgeous; her pink pussy is wet and inviting; her big brown eyes are mesmerizing.
  • Lana gives us a continuous verbal description of what she's doing and thinking...what she expects us to do.
  • Lana makes us pop on her feet, and then lick it up! We're nasty!  

Scene 2

Performer: Ashley Fires                
Wardrobe: Conservative business suit, shiny black high-heels.

Fantasy Theme: Overbearing boss guilty of sexual harassment...with you!

What I Liked Most:

  • Ashley makes it clear that she's our boss...our superior...and that we have to do whatever she wants...our job is at stake!
  • I like Ashley's business-suit outfit and her pretty black-and-white panties and matching bra.
  • Ashley makes us lick her high heels and then puts the heel into our mouths. She makes us lick--and smell!--her pedicured toes, too.
  • Ashley has very pretty legs. Her ass and all-natural tits are drop-dead gorgeous, too. And, she's classy-enough to keep her finger- and toenails in perfect condition.
  • Ashley finger-fucks her asshole and demands that we tongue-fuck it, too (excellent close-ups).
  • Ashley insists that we come close and then smell, lick, and suckle her pussy while she strokes her outer and inner labia with her manicured fingernails. She also bids us to tongue-fuck her cunt while she finger-fucks herself.
  • Ashley does an extremely nice job telling us exactly what she wants us to do. There's no doubt about her desires. So, it's easy for us to please her!
  • Ashley multiple-finger-fucks her pussy as she counts down to our orgasm. We get to cum together!
  • Ashley instructs us to pop on her foot, lick it up, and gargle it. No thanks, Ashley.

    Scene 3

    -- sponsored by --

    Performer: Kristina Rose                 
    Wardrobe: Blue nurse's scrubs; brown platform shoes, animal-print bra and panties.

    Fantasy Theme: Nurse.

    What I Liked Most:

    • Kristina's feet immediately become the center of attention. Good thing she has a very colorful pedicure! Her fingers are nicely manicured, too.
    • Kristina wraps her feet around your cock. Her feet are very talented...wait until you see the "tricks" she can do with them!
    • Kristina's matching animal-print thong panties and bra are cute! Believe me, her thong leaves very little to the imagination. 
    • Kristina rubs--and shakes--her shapely ass cheeks against our faces.
    • Kristina makes us beg for her to take off her panties. It's worth it to see her gaping asshole and naturally-hairy pussy (she's shaven beneath her clit). 
    • Kristina tells us to shove our noses up her asshole and lick her pussy. Gladly, Kristina!
    • Kristina uses very trick in her book--and every part of her body, including her gaping pussy and asshole--to make us successfully cum at the end of her ten-count countdown to orgasm at the end of the scene.
    • Kristina orders us to "come everywhere." On our laps, on our computers, on our chairs, wherever we are. Just cum. Yes, ma'am!

      Scene 4

      Performer: Rebeca Linares                 
      Wardrobe: Cute white dress, white high-heeled shoes, pearl necklace, frilly pink and white panties and matching bra.

      Fantasy Theme: Pissed-off employee. We're guilty of sexual harassment this time!

      What I Liked Most:

      • Rebeca takes control of our office and makes us do her bidding. Cool scenario.
      • Not only do we have to do whatever Rebeca says, but we have to pay her for the privilege!
      • Rebeca uses her nicely-pedicured toes to squeeze our balls.
      • I like Rebeca's accented English. It makes whatever she says sound so deliciously nasty. Wait until you hear her repeatedly say, "you mothafucka!" It sounds SO hot when she says it! And, she talks nasty in Spanish, too!
      • Rebeca makes her pussy into a "camel toe" by tugging her panties deep into her labia.
      • Rebeca uses her boobs more than the previous girls. Since I'm a "breast man," that really appeals to me.
      • Rebeca spanks her shapely and firm ass cheeks for us as she shoves her butt cheeks against our faces. Her pussy is very pretty.
      • Rebeca spreads her pussy and asshole wide for us so that we can savor their depths.
      • Rebeca makes us lie on the floor--like her little doggie--and then bids us come closer so that we can watch her stroke her labia while she sits back in our desk chair.
      • Rebeca frantically jacks her clit while she counts down--in English and Spanish--to our orgasms. We get to cum together.
      • We get to cum inside Rebeca's pussy. She then scoops it out and eats it!

        Scene 5

        Performer: Sydnee Capri                 
        Wardrobe: Green nurse's scrubs, pink and clear high-heeled shoes.

        Fantasy Theme: Mean nurse for a whiny patient.

        What I Liked Most:

        • This is, I think, the best played out scenario in Mean Bitches POV Volume 2. No girl in the movie portrays her character--an "I don't give a damn" nurse--better than Sydnee!
        • Sydnee makes us lick her dirty shoes; threatens to shove her heel down our throats if we don't please her.
        • Although I'm not much of a "foot man," I think Sydnee's feet are extremely pretty. Her deep red nail polish looks nice with her chocolate-hued skin. 
        • Sydnee spanks her huge, firm, and shapely ass cheeks as she shakes her booty in our faces.
        • Sydnee spreads her asshole and pussy for our viewing pleasure.
        • Sydnee's shiny and wet pussy is beyond gorgeous. Its bright pink inner labia contrast perfectly with her dark brown outer labia. Her labia are huge and she can spread them wide enough to cover most of our faces (just slightly kidding!).
        • At the end of the orgasm countdown, we get to cum all over Sydnee's pretty--and nicely pedicured--feet. 

          Scene 6

          Performer: Bridgette B.                 
          Wardrobe: Black top, matching hot pink bra and micro skirt, no panties.

          Fantasy Theme: Hooker

          What I Liked Most:

          • This is my favorite of the scenes in Mean Bitches POV Volume 2. 
          • I really like Bridgette's outfit. That she's panty-less adds even more to her attraction.
          • The pick-up-a-hooker-in-an-alley scenario is cute and appropriate...especially given Bridgette's attire.
          • Bridgette is a very shapely blond with luscious curves in all the right places. She takes great care of her body--it's firm and hard; her nails are nicely manicured and pedicured; her butt is beautiful; her big brown eyes are hypnotic; her blond hair is flowing and golden; and her pussy is pink and inviting.
          • Bridgette does a very nice job portraying a hooker who'll do almost anything for a wad of cash.
          • Bridgette uses a combination of English and Spanish naughty vocabulary.
          • Bridgette makes it very clear that, if we want her pussy, we have to work up to it by licking her feet and asshole. I don't have a problem with that...do you?  
          • Bridgette spanks her perfect ass cheeks and multiple-finger-fucks her asshole, too.
          • Bridgette straddles us, as we look up from the floor, and shows us her pussy, tits, belly, and pierced navel.
          • While Bridgette counts down--in English and Spanish--she tells us to cum on her feet by the time she gets to "one." I'd rather cum in her cunt. But, her feet are cool, too.

            Scene 7

            Performer: Evie Delatosso                 
            Wardrobe: Bright pink halter top covered with a turquoise mesh blouse; tiny black skirt; pink, red, and black thong; black high-heels.

            Fantasy Theme: Goddess Evie

            What I Liked Most:

            • In contrast to the other girls, Evie admits that she doesn't have to yell at us; she knows we want to please her--and ourselves.
            • Evie has an extremely pretty face crowned with a mane of luxurious black hair. Her tits are big and bountiful.
            • This scene has an even greater emphasis on foot worship than the previous ones. She insists that we kiss each toe individually and lick her arches. 
            • Evie has us bury our faces deep in her ass cleavage so that we can lick--and smell--her pussy and asshole. She suffocates us with her bounteous booty. "Indulge in Goddess Evie's ass!" she coos. Sure!
            • Evie has us crawl under her and look upward while she strokes and spreads her pretty, juicy, and pink pussy (she has a triangle of pubic hair above her cilt).
            • Evie orders us to stroke our cocks while she plays with her pussy and fondles her luscious tits: "Keep stroking: get it nice and hard for me!" 
            • Evie counts down and implores us to cum with her. We do, and she coos, "Such a good boy!"

              Scene 8

              Performer: Daisy Belle                 
              Wardrobe: Charcoal black jeans, gray blouse, turquoise bra and matching thong, black shoes.

              Fantasy Theme: Slave boys of Mistress Daisy.

              What I Liked Most:

              • There are extremely tight close-ups of Daisy's feet. Too bad she desperately needs a pedicure. She could use a manicure, too.
              • Daisy shoves her plump, firm, and belmish-free ass up against our faces so that we can kiss it.
              • Daisy makes us crawl on the floor so that she can smother our faces with her bald-shaven pussy. She makes us eat her. We eagerly comply as her soaking-wet vagina hovers centimeters from our faces.
              • At the end of the scene, Daisy gives us ten seconds to cum all over her feet. To help us out, she bares her small all-natural breasts (she has very erect nipples) and strokes her pussy.

                Scene 9

                Performer: Laurie Vargas                 
                Wardrobe: Orange-mesh micro skirt, black wrap-around mesh top, orange arm tights (what do you call leggings worn on the arms?), thigh-high black lace-up boots, no panties. 

                Fantasy Theme: Mistress Laurie's dungeon.

                What I Liked Most:

                • Laurie's Spanish accented English is hot: she loves to call us "bitches." Her naughty Spanish is hot, too.
                • Laurie is a very shapely and voluptuous Latina with bounteous curves, a perfect ass, buxom tits, and an all-natural completely hairy bush. In these days of bald pussies, savoring an au naturale cunt is a real treat.
                • This scene focuses more on Laurie's gorgeous cunt than on her feet. That makes me happy. But, if you have a foot fetish, have no fear...Laurie makes you lick her thigh-high black boots.
                • Laurie smothers us with her pussy. She gets mad when we breathe...she wants us to inhale her vagina. Don't mind if I do!
                • Laurie shoves her ass up against our faces, spanks her butt, and shakes her booty inches away from our faces.
                • To help us jerk off, Laurie sits back in a chair and plays with her labia. "Don't disappoint me," she warns as she counts down from ten.
                • After we cum, she orders us to clean up our mess.

                DVD Perspectives

                Video (technical): The 4:3 video is a mixed bag...it's somewhat different in each scene. It somehow reminds me of a series of movies I reviewed a few years ago that were called 12 Nasty Girls Masturbating. For the first couple of episodes, director Steve Austin actually used masturbation scenes that he shot as "Extras" material for other movies. Later on, when the concept took flight, Steve shot masturbation scenes specifically for the series. In the same way, these "mean girl" tease scenes all feel like "Extras" material. That's fine, but each scene feels quite different: different lighting, different color balance, different audio balance, and so forth. I guess what I'm trying to say is that there is no videographic uniformity among the scenes. One of the constants, however, is the videographer's insistence on tilting the camera to oblique angles while shooting the action. I hate this trite characteristic of far too many porn movies. No professional movie or TV cameraman would make people tilt so they look like they're going to fall off the screen! In addition, the lighting is often poor, the camera movements are jerky instead of smooth, and the color balance is often unflattering to the girls' fleshtones. On the bright side, the closeups and camera angles (especially the shot-from-below angles) are very good. Four stars.

                Audio (technical): The sound is decent, except that it's hard to hear the girl's monologs in some scenes, especially Scene Eight. Three and one-half stars.        

                Extras: The DVD-5 disc I reviewed contains a full motion chapter selector arranged by girl; a sub-menu that allows you to jump to sub-sets of the scene including, for example, foot worship, ass worship, finger-fucking, and so on; multiple chapters per scene; and a screen that provides website addresses. That's it. This selection of Extras is substantially below average in today's marketplace. At least they could have added a behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette! Two stars.

                Aesthetics: I really liked the locations used during the shooting of Mean Bitches POV Volume 2. The locations and sets are very appropriate to the scenario and feel of the scene. The "hooker" scene took place in an alley set; the "mean nurse" scene took place in an examination room; the "dungeon" scene unfolded in a dungeon. The sets were not used particularly well, however. For example, none of the accouterments in the dungeon set were actually used by the mistress. The wardrobe is a mixed bag: some girls wear great outfits and others are so-so. There's no musical soundtrack and the scenes do not begin with any sort of set-up footage. The scenes do have, however, well developed and articulated themes. Three and one-half stars.
                 

                 

                 


                Dr. Jay



                comments powered by Disqus
                Popular Reviews


                Naughty Natasha
                Blacked Out 8
                Anal Savages 3
                Fucking The Neighbors
                Angela Volume Three
                Threesome Fantasies Volume 2
                Swallowed.com Volume 11
                Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge
                Disciplined Teens 8
                Vampires


                Featured Reviews


                Get XCritic Via Email:

                Enter your email address:


                Delivered by FeedBurner