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Operation Desert Stormy

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 1/8/10

XCritic's Advice: XCritic Pick

Genre: Feature
Director: Stormy Daniels.
Cast: Audrey Bitoni,  Austin Kincaid, Derrick Pierce, Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, Kaylani Lei, Lorena Sanchez,  Marcus London, Melissa Lauren, Nakita Kash,  Nicole Sheridan, Randy Spears, Ron Jeremy, Roxy DeVille,  Steven St. Croix, Stormy Daniels, Tommy Gunn, Tony DeSergio, Tory Lane, Veronica Rayne,  Voodoo.
Length: 03:00
Condoms: Yes.
Bonus: One bonus star for the cast, which includes the following Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls: Eva Angelina, Jenna Haze, Roxy Deville, and Tory Lane.


Operation Desert Stormy is an extremely well made and delightful spoof of action/adventure movies. You really owe it to yourself to see one of the best adult movies of 2007.

In Operation Desert Stormy, Stormy Daniels proves that she's in an extremely small group of individuals who can write, direct, and perform in a mainstream-quality comedy. Yes, we all know that Stormy is a drop-dead-gorgeous blond who's an incendiary performer. However, you may not know just how talented this multi-faceted star really is. Once you see Operation Desert Stormy and its accompanying Extras, you'll know exactly what I mean.

I really don't want to give too much of the plot away because it's fun to watch unfold. However, in a nutshell, Stormy is the "administrative assistant" to a CIA agent (Randy Spears) known, appropriately enough, as "Agent X." Through a series of mishaps, she and her bumbling husband (Steven St. Croix), who's also a CIA agent, save the world from a nuclear bomb in the arsenal of a middle-eastern sultan/terrorist played in an extremely comedic way by Ron Jeremy.

Operation Desert Stormy has it all. As I was watching this three-hour, eight-sex-scene movie unfold, I wrote down a random list of what caught my attention. Here are some of the highlights: secret agents; high-tech gadgets; geeky-but-adorable female gadget maker (Jenna Haze); camels; shoot outs (Stormy is an unexpectedly crack shot); laughs; stunts; martial arts; skydiving; guns; sultans; hand grenades; concubines; orgy; palaces; daring escapes; infrared intruder alarms; treachery; heroism; luau; island paradise; and desert wilderness. And, for good measure, there's an extra-large helping of romance and white-hot sex, too.

Sounds like a mainstream action flick, doesn't it? It really is. Operation Desert Stormy really blurs the line between "porn" and "mainstream." Director Stormy Daniels has accomplished a very great feat in creating--and performing in--this must-have treat.

No review of Operation Desert Stormy can be complete without mention of the Extras. The deluxe oversized DVD box, which contains lots of soft and hard photos of the cast, holds three DVDs. The three-hour feature is one Disc One. Disc Two contains lots of behind-the-scenes content and Disc Three contains interviews, deleted sex scenes, and bonus scenes from other Wicked releases.

I must also mention the superb sets--ranging from a mundane office set to a sumptuous throne room--and the inventive ways the sets were used during sex. I'm SO tired of "couch sex" that I even relish the idea of people fucking on beds. Stormy went further than that by using gold thrones, missile launch rooms, tents, and other locations/sets/props during sex.

The video is as near perfect as humanly possible. And, the audio, presented in Dolby Digital 5.1 as well as Spanish and commentary soundtracks, is superb.

Venerable Ron Jeremy is absolutely hilarious as the sultan/terrorist. Steven St. Croix, Stormy Daniels, Jenna Haze, Nicole Sheridan, and Randy Spears also provide first-rate performances...definitely mainstream quality!


Check out some photos of the girls in Operation Desert Stormy here. Pay particular attention to the photos of our heroine, Stormy Daniels! Enjoy!


Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Operation Desert Stormy can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2008.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.


Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Stormy Daniels, Randy Spears

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Overview: Stormy Daniels' husband, played by Steven St. Croix, dreams that his wife is dancing with her elegant and suave boss, "Agent X" (Randy Spears). In Steven's dream, one thing leads to another and Stormy and Randy soon find themselves, dressed in full evening attire, in bed. Before they can get naked, however, they first must toss aside numerous weapons that they each have ingeniously stashed in their clothes. Foreplay includes kissing, tit worship, cunnilingus (damn, Randy really knows how to eat pussy!), and finger-fucking. Oddly, Stormy doesn't blow him...yet. Instead, she straddles and erotically fucks him in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl (sexy moves!). Later, Randy gets his chance to plow her pussy in missionary until she cums. Afterward, Stormy gives Randy a very loving combination hand/blowjob and makes him explode into her wide-open mouth! She even swallows every savory drop. This is a beautifully shot--yet very satisfying--scene. Afterwards, Steven wakes up--terrified, of course--because he KNOWS his wife is banging her boss.   

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 5.00
Production values rating: 5.00

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Jenna Haze, Steven St. Croix

Overview: Steven St. Croix (a bumbling "secret agent"), who works aside his wife Stormy (an administrative assistant) for the CIA, visits a top-secret lab operated by an uber-dork played by Jenna Haze. Jenna, who secretly has the hots for Steven, shows him how to use the new training goggles she just invented so that the two of them can have some white-hot anal-intensive "virtual" sex (superb visual effects enhance the "virtual" effect of the scene). In their virtual fantasy, Jenna strips and poses for Stephen, kisses him passionately, and helps him out of his clothes. He suckles her pert tits and is soon rewarded with a dick-stiffening handjob followed by intense fellatio (Jenna's a champion deep-throat cocksucker!). Vaginal sex begins in standing doggie and soon progresses to missionary as Jenna lies atop one of her workbenches. Jenna shows her truly lusty side next, when she mounts Steven in reverse and powerfully fucks him anally while talking deliciously nasty and frantically jacking her clit (she cums repeatedly). To finish up, Jenna kneels on the floor and Steven pumps his load of semen into her wide-open mouth. She laps up every drop and swallows. This scene has most everything necessary in a first-class sex scene...except cunnilingus.   

Sex rating: 4.50
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 5.00
Production values rating: 5.00

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Kaylani Lei, Randy Spears

Overview: Randy (Agent "X") gives his administrative assistant (Stormy) a cell phone and tells her to constantly listen for it to ring. He explains that he's headed to the middle east to "save the world." If the phone rings, he continues, she will have to give his captors a code...otherwise, he'll be killed. Randy makes Stormy think she's going to be a hero when, in fact, he's just trying to get into her panties (who wouldn't?). Then, Randy leaves for a vacation in the South Pacific...and has a very sweet encounter with one of the native girls...Kaylani Lei. Randy accidentally finds himself at a Luau for transvestites, gays, lesbians, bi-sexuals, and transgenders. Happily, he soon meets the only other straight person at the party...a waitress played by Kaylani Lei. After Randy impresses Kaylani with a fake "call from the President," she drops to her knees, pulls out Randy's cock, and gives him a spirited deep-throat-intensive blowjob. Soon, she demands, "Stick that cock into my pussy!" Randy eagerly complies and enjoys the ride when she straddles and fucks him in reverse using forceful and sexy moves. As the scene continues, Kaylani bends over into missionary so that Randy can ream her pussy from behind (she sucks his condom-sheathed cock clean midway through doggie). Too soon, without giving Kaylani enough in-and-out action to make her cum, Randy pulls out and shoots his load all over her gorgeous ass. Afterward, Randy inadvertently calls Stormy's cell phone and panics her--and the rest of the team--into mounting a rescue mission to the middle east to save him. 

Sex rating: 2.70
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 5.00
Production values rating: 5.00

Scene 4

Scene Type: Girl/girl/anal
Performers: Lorena Sanchez, Naikta Kash

Overview: Ron Jeremy, a wealthy sultan and middle-eastern terrorist sponsor, presides over a Sapphic love fest enjoyed by two of his harem girls, Lorena Sanchez and Nikita Kash. In the sultan's throne room, the girls kiss, strip, lick each others' flesh, and eat, stroke, finger-and tongue-fuck, and slap each others' succulent pussies. Then, moving on to penetration, Nakita uses a curved glass dildo to frantically fuck Lorena's juicy pussy doggie style. Later, Lorena uses the same glass dick to ream Nakita's tight asshole (great close-ups) in doggie and piledriver (Nakita cums). 

Sex rating: 4.65
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 5.00
Production values rating: 5.00

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Roxy Deville, Voodoo

Overview: One of sultan Ron Jeremy's lieutenant's, played by Voodoo, escorts one of the concubines (Roxy Deville) to a very elegantly-appointed sleeping chamber. Voodoo flatters Roxy with romantic words, caresses her curves, nuzzles her neck, and kisses her lips. Soon, Roxy's lust is ignited. So, she helps him out of his pants so that she can take his huge semi-erect cock into her voracious mouth. Roxy's hungry combination hand/blowjob soon has Voodoo fully erect...and cooing with pleasure. Voodoo uses his rigid rod to full advantage to fuck her bejeweled pussy...first in missionary (she rocks her hips to increase his penetration) and then in reverse (her moves are EXTREMELY erotic). Later, Voodoo positions Roxy on her knees in doggie so that he can lick and stroke her pussy before sliding his cock back inside. Roxy goes wild in doggie, shaking her pretty ass as she forces his dick ever-deeper into her insatiable cunt (more superb moves). After Roxy cums, they transition to cowgirl. Again, Roxy does most of the fucking using amazing twisting and grinding fucking moves that cause her to cum again. Roxy fucks Voodoo so well that she brings him right to the brink of orgasm. At just the last moment, she lifts herself off of his dick, tears off his condom, and strokes his rod until he explodes all over her pretty face...not once, but twice! Then, she sucks him dry.   

Sex rating: 4.95
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 5.99
Production values rating: 5.00

Scene 6

Scene Type: Boy/girl orgy
Performers: Audrey Bitoni, Austin Kincaid, Eva Angelina, Marcus London, Tony De Sergio, Veronica Rayne  

Overview: While infiltrating the sultan's palace, Marcus London and Tony De Sergio, playing British secret agents who join Stormy and Steven on their mission to save the world, stumble onto the royal harem. Of course, the two guys take FULL advantage of the situation by fucking some of the finest women the world has to offer--at the girls' insistence, of course. Although way too much sex occurs during this scene to chronicle, you're sure to enjoy two-girls-on-one-dick fellatio, deep-throat action, balls gobbling, vaginal girl-on-boy sex in numerous positions, pussy eating, finger fucking, face fucking, girl-on-girl action, pussy-to-mouth, rimming, two direct-in-mouth popshots, and cum swapping. Believe me, two guys NEVER had it SO GOOD! On the other hand, none of the gorgeous girls got to cum.   

Sex rating: 3.85
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 5.00
Production values rating: 5.00

Scene 7

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Melissa Lauren, Tommy Gunn

Overview: One of the sultan's henchmen, Tommy Gunn, captures Steven's equipment bag and tries on a pair of the training goggles invented by geek Jenna Haze (see Scene Two). Tommy's virtual experience involves him having sex with an American cheerleader, played by Melissa Lauren. Melissa does some cheers for him, poses in several all-American outfits, including a way-sexy bondage outfit. Melissa takes on a dominant role, pledging to punish Tommy. She starts by attacking his rigid dick with her hands and by fucking his face with her tits. Then, she lies back atop a table and spreads her legs so that her "slave" Tommy can strip off her panties and devour her tasty pussy. Tommy's excellent pussy eating and rimming techniques, coupled with her own clit-jacking, soon have Melissa purring ecstatically. As a reward to her very obedient servant, Melissa does a very fine job of pleasuring his cock with her hands and mouth (nice tongue-to-tip action) and squeezes her tits around his rod as he fucks them. In due course, vaginal sex includes reverse cowgirl (she does most of the fucking using very hot moves), missionary, and on her side. Tommy even gets to virtually fuck Melissa's ass in missionary (she cums) and doggie. To finish up, Tommy tears off his condom as Melissa drops to her knees to accept his load into her mouth and onto her face. She sucks him dry and swallows.   

Sex rating: 4.95
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 5.00
Production values rating: 5.00

Scene 8

Scene Type: Boy/girl
Performers: Stormy Daniels, Steven St. Croix

Overview: After finding and disarming the terrorists' dooms-day bomb, Steven and Stormy make their escape, but have to fight their way past Tommy Gunn and Nicole Sheridan first. They begin to celebrate and accidentally launch the unarmed bomb (cute special effects). Stormy, an excellent hacker, finds a way to change the bomb's coordinates so that it lands on the sultan's palace--with minimal effect because its warhead wasn't armed. Back home, the heroes accept the congratulations of their friends and colleagues at a party in their honor. They quickly slip out of the party--and into bed for some celebratory sex. They kiss longingly and then Steven kisses his way down Stormy's perfect flesh until he finds his destination...her gorgeous pussy. Steven eats her famishly, rims her asshole, and tongue-fucks her vagina, too. Meanwhile, she multiple-finger-fucks herself. Later, Stormy gives Steven a very loving blowjob, skillfully using her hands, tongue, and mouth to drive him wild. Then, Steven fucks her pussy madly in missionary until she giggles through an orgasm. Afterward, she kneels on the bed so that Steven can fuck her from behind. Then, in a very smooth move, Steven turns Stormy and himself onto their sides for spoon sex (gorgeous photography). To finish up, they move back to missionary so Steven can pound her ferociously until he's ready to pop. When he can no longer hold back, he pulls out, rips off his condom, and splatters his semen all over her hard and desirable belly. They kiss and confess their love...just as their "secret agent" cell phone rings again.   

Sex rating: 4.85
Video rating: 5.00
Audio rating: 5.00
Production values rating: 5.00


The DVD-9 disc... Extras: As with all Wicked high-end releases, Operation Desert Stormy is JAM PACKED with extras. The movie, on Disc one of three, contains full motion chapter selector, interactive menus, and English 5.1, Spanish, and commentary soundtracks.

Disc two contains numerous behind-the-scenes featurettes, the casting call, an absolutely hilarious cartoon (you've GOTTA see it!), slide shows, and box-cover-shoot video.

Disc three contains interviews, deleted sex scenes (I would have included the scene with Tory Lane and Voodoo in the finished movie.), Stormy's favorite scenes (very nice introduction by Stormy before each scene), DVD-ROM content, Trailers, and other cool stuff. EXCELLENT EXTRAS! Five stars.

Final Thoughts

Overall sex rating: 4.50
Overall video rating: 5.00
Overall audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.00


Dr. Jay

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