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MILF Wars: Julia Ann Vs Lisa Ann


Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/4/10
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MILF Wars: Julia Ann Vs Lisa Ann

3rd Degree

Genre: Compilation, Lisa Ann, Julia Ann, MILFs

Director: varied by scene

Cast: Julia Ann, Prince Yahshua, Lisa Ann, Mick Blue, Alan Stafford, James Deen, Pat Myne, Christian XXX

Length: 193:03 minutes

Date of Production: 2009

Extras: The only extras were the photogallery and the popshots, the movie missing the advertised "Behind the Scenes" footage from the back cover of the box. On that note, not all of the scenes appeared to be shot in high definition given one was in full frame (the last one).

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Audio/Video Quality: MILF Wars: Julia Ann Vs Lisa Ann was presented in a letterboxed widescreen (in most cases, the other scenes in full frame) color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot for 3rd Degree by various directors over the years using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases. The lighting was basic but strong, eliminating the shadows and grain associated with some of his movies made for other companies. The grain was minimal as was the video noise and I got the impression that they spent more time than usual on the movie given the manner in which the edits and camera angles enhanced the looks of the nicely made up ladies. It was far from perfect but this did enhance the replay value for me as it showed more care than usual. The bitrate tended to hover around the mid 4.1 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it but the numbers alone do not tell the whole story in this regard. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them used to softer lighting in recent scenes but not needing it for the purposes of this release. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 224 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot. There was no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers.

Body of Review: 3rd Degree is a completely owned subsidiary of Zero Tolerance, the gonzo production empire recently winning the Xcritic Studio of the Year 2009 for a variety of reasons. While providing scores of sexy movies with all sorts of top name talent, they occasionally present themed compilations fans seem to appreciate. One of the most recent titles in this vein was MILF Wars: Julia Ann Vs Lisa Ann, the box cover conveniently leaving out the fact that this was a compilation of already released scenes using the experience of both Lisa and Julia Ann in four scenes apiece as though they were in a contest for superiority. There was no new footage here and the scenes were presented in letterboxed widescreen instead of true anamorphic so buyer beware, but I gave a detailed look at the scenes all the same. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Scene One: Filthy 3: Julia Ann, Prince Yahshua: Julia Ann opens her scene on a divan in a long black dress and promises some good things to come, but first she wants to spend some time with you. She does so by slowly, very slowly caressing herself until she is masturbating herself with four, count 'em, four fingers, and coming like a banshee (a spirit in Gaelic folklore whose wailing warns that one of the family is going to die). Julia Ann talks during this segment like a dirty, nasty bitch so not in common with her runway model looks. She has evidently turned over a new leaf in her portrayals and is getting down and dirty, throwing f-bombs around like a streetwalker. She is drop-dead gorgeous and this nastiness just makes you lose all the more quicker. After she gets off several times, she turns to a black guy resting by the bar of the great home they are shooting in and walks over and unzips him and starts sucking his huge dick. I got to tell you, the contrast between the guy's purple shirt and tie and brown skin and Julia Ann's blonde hair and bewitching eyes as she sucks his dark cock is erotic as hell and apparently well-planned. The jewelry she wears compliments everything perfectly. They move back to the divan after some stand-up sucking and fucking and she sits on him and rides the hell out of him. The do several positions and each one are hot with energy and nasty shit coming out of Julia Ann's mouth. He unloads on her tits, a medium load of non-nuclear quantity, and she rubs it in her tits with an occasional flick of her tongue to the head of his cock. There is a good close-up of her purring and stroking him and the scene fades out with more rubbing of the cream into her chest--very nice with Julia Ann at her dirtiest best. (review by Marine Hardcore)

Scene Two: Dirty Over 30 #2: Lisa Ann, Mick Blue: The star of the movie is Lisa Ann. She is super sexy looking in her leopard printed bra and panties. She seduces the camera to perfection. She captures the screen. Her beauty and charisma are undeniable. Next, she makes her moves on her guy. They kiss softly. Lisa Ann has a remarkable body. Her missionary and cowgirl moments are outstanding. Her blowjob can make any limp soul whole again. Her doggie performance is amazing. After the reverse spooning action, the man fucks her several times again before he cums on her tits. Throughout the scene, I really enjoyed their kissing moments. Lisa Ann is a star and a legend in the making. (review by Apache Warrior)

Scene Three: The Cougar Club: Julia Ann, Alan Stafford: Julia Ann, the gorgeous blond with the hourglass figure seen on the cover between Amber and Francesca (second from the right), was up next with Alan Stafford in an automotive repair shop. Julia has been really tearing up the industry with gonzo scenes since leaving Wicked Pictures behind, even doing make up on the side as she proves she is not the sheltered princess some claimed in the past, her fit figure hardly qualified for cougar status with him but pretty close from what I understand. He was fixing cars and she fantasized about him addressing her needs instead, the pair kissing before engaging in oral where she gave great head and he tried to keep up when eating her box. She was abetter vaginal rider when on top and that included too few positions but she got better as she warmed up, the lack of chemistry between them not stopping her from turning in a decent scene that ended with a hand assisted hummer (providing some frothy semen to her liking in the mouth). Cool!

Scene Four: The Cougar Club #1: Lisa Ann, James Deen: Lisa Ann, the beautiful brunette seen on the far left side of the cover, was up last and this shows that Miles did not use up all the best ladies up front, her style definitely worthy of any gonzo outing related to a cougar theme considering she was hooked up with James Deen. She was the seductress on the rose pedal covered day bed in the middle of the living room, James there to serve her as the hired help in his fancy clothing. Her boudoir lingerie served the purpose of getting him excited (it worked for me too) and once she had finished her beverage, he was there to feed her strawberries. She liked the treats but wanted more, James going down on her before she gave yet another award winning blowjob. Lisa has long struck me as a gal worth looking for in porn, her moves and attitude top notch and complimented by her great face. She was into the hummer but wanted to get fucked, providing a good ride (not her best) with her spanking him as he drove his dick deep inside of her biscuit. She was quite moist as the scene progressed and he couldn't hold off so his seed landed in her crotch, finishing up the movie on a high note. Yes!

Scene Five: Dirty Over 30 #2: Julia Ann, Mick Blue: The legendary Julia Ann ends this very good movie. It's great to see her on screen. The always sexy woman seduces the camera next to a pool table. She does a super job stripping in front of us. She really knows how to excite a man. Her body looks fantastic on the billiards table. Next, she kisses her guy on the bed. She has a cute smile. Then, she gives him a super blowjob. The missionary and spooning screws very enjoyable and entertaining. The reverse cowgirl scene highlights Julia Ann's amazing body. She has always had a remarkable body. Her remaining scenes of doggie, cowgirl, reverse spooning, then missionary fucks are a must see for any Julia Ann fans. I like their eye contact. He cums on her face. (review by Apache Warrior)

Scene Six: Come To Momma #2: Lisa Ann, James Deen: A talent agent (Lisa Ann) gives a private audition to a prospective adult star to see if he has with it takes. No stunt pussy needed here, as she sucks him until he is ready, then bends over and lets him show her what hes got. She puts him through his paces as she rides him, sucks him, and goes through the positions he'd be doing if he were in a real porn scene - all the while moaning in delight with each cock and tongue thrust. He puts the finishing touch on his resume by unloading in her open mouth. (review by Aaron Scott)

Scene Seven: Mother Suckers: Julia Ann, Pat Myne: Julia Ann, dressed in classic black lingerie that enhanced her curvy figure, was up next as she purred like a sex kitten in the living room during her extensive striptease. The camera was all POV this time and the male was credited as Pat Myne, the man remaining quiet for the first time in his lengthy life. Julia slowly eyed the man and made contact with his pecker, eventually wrapping her hand and mouth around his pecker to milk out a healthy dose of genetic juice from his nuts given her hand to gland action combined with a fabulous hummer.

Scene Eight: Tits Ahoy 3: Lisa Ann, Christian XXX: Lisa Ann, a curvy brunette MILF that had some hack do her implants (we're talking Marty Feldman nipples, folks), was up next as she showered in a smaller, more contemporary bathroom. I've seen a few scenes with her of late and found her to be very skilled sexually, sporting the kind of sex drive that most straight men love to see in action. That said, after her solid tease footage, she worked with the next best thing as metrosexual Christian joined her. Being the most openly diverse guy in porn at the moment, he provided her with some oral attention that she returned in kind; using her mouth and breasts to get me as hard as he was in no time. She spent a lot of time with dirty talk and vaginally pouncing on his rod, sucking him to a frothy orgasm easily to end the scene.

Summary: MILF Wars: Julia Ann Vs Lisa Ann by 3rd Degree missed the mark in terms of the visual elements due to the lack of anamorphic widescreen as most of the original movies provided and I am disappointed that it did not clearly state that this was a compilation on the front cover but the scenes were all pretty solid in terms of the ladies showcasing their respective talents. The missing BTS feature will likely cause a few people to scream but at least the back cover's advertised "over 2 hours" was actually over three hours so the marketing department loses on one hand and gains on the other, my personal opinion being that this was easily worth a rating of Rent It or better depending on what you expect from a porno. In short then, MILF Wars: Julia Ann Vs Lisa Ann was not the very best the company had to offer but it might prove to be enough to get some of you into looking up the original scenes so give it a look.


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