Cast: Bree Olson, Andi Anderson, Kristina Rose, Rebeca Linares, and Missy Stone
Director: Andre Madness
Length: 2 hr 2 min
An extensive amount of bonus features make their way onto this release of Bree's Anal Invasion. For starters there are some trailers, an internet promo ad for the film, and photo gallery. In addition to those there is also a chuckle-worthy blooper reel (6:54), an interview segment with all the stars talking about how much they love anal (6:22), and there's a bonus scene from Dan Silver's Beautiful Anal Divas 2 with Sandra Romain and Dan Silver (32:56). There is also a Behind the Scenes featurette (7:21) which is a bit goofy, but fairly entertaining in its own way.
Bree's Anal Invasion is presented on DVD with a 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen aspect ratio. The show looks quite good with natural colors, a clean image, and a steady amount of sharpness all around. Some scenes are better looking than others though, and there are times where grain permeates the image. Despite that, Anal Invasion is still a solid looking release. As far as the audio is concerned it comes with Dolby Digital 5.1 and offers some pleasing quality as well. The sound is crisp and clean, and the balance in volume is acceptable, though I would say the track tends to let the background music overtake the dialogue and action at times.
Body of Review:
"Somewhere in a Galaxy far away...Existed a species of Celestial Explorers with an ansatiable craving for anal probing. In fact, these terrestrial beings were made famrous for it. Over the Centuries they probed and they probed until one day they mastered the human anatomy. Now on a new mission they came back disguised as hot mutha fuckin' bitches. Captained by their Senior Officer Bree Olson they set off into space and explored and explored... and explored... and explored some more. Their long and tedious task made them all a little edgy, until one afternoon on a Tuesday they re-discovered the tiny Blue Planet Earth. And so the Anal Invasion began."
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Honestly, do you really need much more than that? With a cheesy sci-fi motif Bree's Anal Invasion sets out to get some laughs out of its audience. It's successful in some regards, but more the cast the sex here is the standout. Bree Olson, Rebeca Linares, Missy Stone, Andi Anderson, and Kristina Rose make an all-star cast that really sines here. The five scenes that are included are absolutely amazing and kudos go to Andre Madness for the fine direction of such a stellar cast.
Bree's Anal Invasion starts out with a scene featuring none other than Ms. Olson herself. She begins by breaking into Mick Blue's house with a big-ass gun. With no words she gets the point across to him what she wants as she props her ass up on his bed. Little time is wasted getting to the action here and after some foreplay the performers just right into the anal. The sex starts out fairly quickly, and for Bree's part she truly does seem like the anal whore she claims to be. She loves every minute of it and cums quite loudly at one point. Mick's not done with her yet though. He flips her over and pile drives her ass hard and deep. The two keep going at it until he finally pops his load on her ass. The chemistry between Bree and Mick was amazing and anyone who is a fan of intense action will appreciate their activities here.
Kristina Rose's scene begins with her transporting into focus ala Terminator, though she's wearing a dress and carrying a gun (not naked and unarmed - though that happens soon enough). She begins firing off her rifle and starts manhandling her boytoy, Tommy Gunn. Much the same way as Bree communicates what she wants, Kristina stays in alien character but eventually begins speaking the language of love. Some oral foreplay comes about and after a few minutes Kristina climbs on top to get her pussy fucked. Once they've had a good time with that he enters her ass and the action really heats up. There's an insatiable nasty tone here and the action is downright awesome. Kristina is so sexy it's not even funny and she rides Tommy's cock with her ass like it's going out of style.
Andi Anderson's scene is up next and it has an explosive start as she appears and shoots James Deen's pet bird right in his face. It's not long after she appears that she's on her back getting fucked. There's very little foreplay or lead into the sex, but I dare say both performers put on an awesome show. After a few minutes of getting nice and wet from pussy play the anal gets underway and like the other girls in this film Andi puts on one hell of a show. The sex here is fast, deep, and furious with a great chrmistry between performers. The scene ends with James busting a nut inside Andi's asshole.
Have I said before that I love Rebeca Linares? Well, let me. I love Rebeca Linares! The fourth scene in Bree's Anal Invasion starts out with the adorable Latina transporting into focus and startling Evan Stone. He misunderstands and thinks she's here to anally probe him, when it's her who wants the probing! There's an extensive amount of rimming here and soon Rebeca climbs aboard for some cowgirl pussy fucking. The sex is very intense, but it gets so much better once she bends over and lets him enter her ass. Rebeca is simply amazing and I dare say is a standout. She takes it like a pro and seems to love every minute of it, no matter how hard, deep, or fast he gives it to her. The scene ends with Evan amusingly over acting his anguish in a Kirk-like "Kaaaahn!" scream.
Missy Stone closes out Bree's Anal Invasion with the fifth scene where she takes on Danny Mountain. As the clothes begin to come off, Danny rims Missy and eventually starts fingering her ass and eating her pussy. In kind Missy returns the oral favors and plays with his cock for a while before hopping on top and taking him in her pussy. This lasts only briefly as the anal sex starts up in no time. The chemistry between these two is fantastic, and I must say that Missy does an absolutely amazing job in this scene. This scene is so sexy and truly was a great way to bring this release to a close.
Bree's Anal Invasion is a corny sci-fi themed porno, but you know what? It's downright hilarious at times and the sex is absolutely amazing! Bree, Rebeca, Kristina, Andi, and Missy each turn in some stellar scenes and kudos go to Andre Madness for the fine direction and filming. If you're looking for a solid release then check this one out. Bree's Anal Invasion is a pleaser, and if only we could all be so lucky as to have aliens that look like this come down for a probing! Highly Recommended!