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Bubble Butt Belles

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/12/10

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Bubble Butt Belles

Adam & Eve

Genre: Vignette

Director: Andre Madness

Cast: Jenny Hendrix, Toni Ribas, Tatiana Kush, Mr. Pete, Asa Akira, Talon, Kristina Rose, Lee Stone, Jayden Jaymes, Jay Lassiter

Length: 126:00 minutes

Jenny Hendrix

Date of Production: 2009

Extras: The first listed extra was a 11:24 minute long Behind the Scenes feature focusing largely on taking still shots (both posing and during the scenes). Then came a 26:52 minute long bonus scene from Bree & Sasha as described in detail below, a 10:11 minute long interview reel where the ladies were individually shot on a couch explaining who they are, a 6:15 minute long Blooper Reel (though there seemed to be few of them given, Kristina continually talking about her dead fish named Balki among other things), a photogallery, some trailers, and spam. There was also a free digital download version on the disc that I didn't download, this extra not listed on the cover or in the press release.

Condoms: None

Tatiana Kush

Audio/Video Quality: Bubble Butt Belles was presented in 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Andre Madness for Adam & Eve to be released in this MPEG-2, 480p resolution offering. In keeping with Andre's older body of work that I'm more familiar with than his newer stuff, the visuals showed how the man is better with vignettes than true features, Bree as the focal point not hurting one bit. There was too much grain and minor mosquito noise, the lighting used to invoke a mood more than look like a standard porno. The soft focus did not bother me too much even if the video bitrate hovered around 3.8 Mbps and could have been higher (but for the extensive extras). The skin tones were slightly off in that respect but the action clear to see, making it a better looking show than some of the past efforts by the company though certainly not their best in recent years. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English stereo, the 192 Kbps audio bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate generic as could be. The moody background music in some portions of the movie was well done though the vocals seemed cookie cutter basic with no separation (the dynamic range minimal).

Asa Akira

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Body of Review: Andre Madness and his work for Adam & Eve have rarely stirred any particular desires in my loins, his attempts at style such that he has been hit or miss with me for a long time. Still, I came across a title with some promise the other day, a movie of his called Bubble Butt Belles with a cast of ladies known for their well rounded rumps, gals such as Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, Asa Akira, and Jenny Hendrix so I took a chance on it. The movie itself is merely a collection of random scenes that use a hint of tease at the beginning, no set up, and then the male mope comes in to have sex; a standard offering on the "C" list side of things. While I had high hopes for the worthiness of the show, I doubted it would be much worth getting off to once the credits finished rolling and the scenes began. The back cover described the movie like this: "Bubble Butt Belles is a movie in search of the best ass in the industry. This all-star lineup features top-notch tease and sex from the camera eye of Andre Madness. Ass lovers will enjoy these hot, young vixens as they flaunt their best ASSets." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Kristina Rose

Scene One: Jenny Hendrix, the babelicious bleach blond sported on the left side of the front cover, was up first in a yellow top and tight white booty shorts, shaking her assets in a most garish green room with light pouring in far in excess of what the camera can properly handle. The music was just as lame but as expected, I focused most of my attention on Jenny's sweetly curved figure, the abundance of extreme close up shots hurting her appeal for me. As she stripped down to her pink thong that was riding up her ass, Toni Ribas came out of nowhere to savor her ass orally, smacking her a little and giving her some needed pleasure. That led to him vaginally pounding into her and the gal pumping herself back to meet his thrusts, soon taste testing his pecker before going another round. He pulled her hair and they continued with the slightly rough sex, Toni eventually rubbing out a nut of genetic juice on her ass cheeks for her to taste.

Jayden Jaymes and Jay Lassiter

Scene Two: Tatiana Kush, a lean brunette with just enough rump to qualify for the role, was up next in a patterned dress while dancing around a plain set. Her white thong crept up her ass as she sashayed to bland music, her ass emphasized as she bent over, Mr. Pete catching up with her on the red couch after that. He spanked her lightly and she smiled, Pete diving in vaginally to juice up his rod and Tatiana sucking him off aggressively as a result. Soon though, there clothing was off and her panties wrapped around her ankles, Pete ready to go back to pounding her deeply, some intermittent taste testing leading to his wad of population pudding gracing her ass cheeks when he rubbed one out there. There was no chemistry but she seemed okay with it.

Scene Three: Asa Akira, one of Xcritics spotlighted ladies of late, was up next with a soft focus applied to her as she teased on a staircase, her up-skirt shot pleasing when the picture wasn't so grainy. She made it to the bed and Talon was all up in her ass orally, the scene lacking heat or chemistry as he perved out on playing with the lady. His oral led to an aggressive but mechanical hummer by Asa, the two vaginally plowing actively far too soon after that. She did some taste testing between positions and he bust a wad of spew on her ass as expected, the color tones off too much at times.

Scene Four: Kristina Rose, the lean Latina hotty featured on the right side of the front cover, was up next in an aqua top and full bottom panties, the gal grinding outside while the camera setting washed out the majority of the landscape. Kristina has been one of the strongest performers to come along in years, hence how she earned her status as performer of the year at Xcritic, so she applied all the right moves during the tease, the technical side of things just did not live up to her work here. This was the second time she worked with muscular Lee Stone and I could tell he wanted her badly, swatting her ass and rimming her when they ended up in the living room. She actively blew and rode him vaginally after that, pushing back to meet his thrusting cock more often than not. Her blowjob was extremely short and Kristina focused almost all of her energies on the head of his cock, much preferring to impale herself on the dick instead. There was some PTM and it did end with a load jerked off to her ass, their respective sizes visually interesting.

Scene Five: Jayden Jaymes, a thicker brunette with very pretty eyes, was up last as she strode through a room with paintings, her black booty shorts and colorful top enhancing her looks more than the out of focus camera did. The light music did little to assist her and her moves were unpolished to say the least, the gal winding up with Jay Lassiter on the red vinyl couch as he played with her neon pink panties. Her ass appealed to him a lot too and she entranced him with some shaking action, their clothing soon removed for him to eat her ass which led to her reciprocating by slobbing his knob nicely. She's seen plenty of dicks in her mouth and the experience level showed, the initial penetrative effort slight but followed up with a hearty plowing by both of them, the guy routinely going back down on her just as she did for him. The scene lacked chemistry but the energy levels were modest or better, the ass pop of semen came out small but willingly.

Bonus Scene: Bree and Sasha: At the top of the staircase, Samantha bends over the railing and spreads her legs so Sophia can spit on and lick her pussy. Then she fills her pussy with two fingers and fucks her until she "comes." Sophia leans back against the railing so Samantha can stick her face in her pussy. I like Samantha's techniques, especially when she adds fingers and continues to take care of Sophia's clit. Unfortunately, it's all shitty toys from here. Samantha leans back against the staircase, putting her high-heeled foot up on it, so Sophia can shove a neon pink dildo in her pussy. Next is a purple dildo with balls for Sophia's pussy. The neon pink dildo reappears, and Samantha takes it doggie style on the floor. And finally, the purple dildo returns for Sophia's pussy. This scene didn't really do it for me. I wanted Sophia to take off that uncomfortable-looking corset, and I didn't care for the excessive dildo worship. Samantha and Sophia's moans also got repetitive and were too abundant. (review by Epiphora)

Summary: Bubble Butt Belles by director Andre Madness for Adam & Eve looked a lot like it wanted to show more style than actual hardcore sex and the final product fell short of expectations but with such a solid cast of hotties, I felt it deserved a Rent It all the same. Andre has made better flicks in the past and I'm sure he will make better ones in the future, he just failed to provide some chemistry to enhance the fantasy elements of the participants to make it a keeper. In short then, Bubble Butt Belles did indeed have a selection of ladies with nicely shaped asses so give it a look and figure out for yourselves if this one might be enough for you compared to the more heated performances each performer has given elsewhere.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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