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Cezar's Succulent Solos

Studio: Cezar Capone » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 1/19/10

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Cezar's Succulent Solos

Cezar Capone.com

Genre: Web To DVD, Compilation, Female Masturbation

Director: Cezar Capone (Emily Rigby, Dale DaBone, and Rick Davis too)

Cast: London Keyes, Alexa Nicole, Alexis, Ally Kay, Bella Ray, Fey Knight, Jasmine Jolie, Kandi Milan, Michelle Rica, Victoria White

Length: 68:32 minutes

Date of Production: 10/27/2009 to 12/2/2009

Extras: The only extras were a slide show, some trailers, and web access

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Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Cezar's Succulent Solos was presented in a nice anamorphic widescreen color with an aspect ratio of 1.78:1, using the MPEG-2 codec as expected of a standard definition release, as shot by director Cezar Capone and employees for Cezar Capone.com. The lighting was decent compared to his previous work in most cases and this helped make the fleshtones accurate, minimize the compression artifacts, and otherwise offer up the curvy ladies very nicely for a series of scenes shot primarily for the internet (now released on DVD). The video bitrate hovered around the 3.2 Mbps area when I paid attention to it and despite some occasionally rough camera work, I enjoyed most of the scenes. There did not seem to be much editing this time and that also allowed the material to come across as more realistic than porn made in Southern California but it never struck me as looking as weak as some of the nearly home movie material some of the copycat websites/companies have been offering for so long. The audio was presented in 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and the usual 192 Kbps audio bitrate, sufficient to convey the vocals and music but never straying too far from the norm offered by the majority of Cezar's peers. There were times when the vocals were not as easily heard, typically during the tease footage where the viewer gets to know the performers, but the usual moans were clearly in evidence (and the music was about average from what I heard).

Body of Review: Cezar Capone and his band of employees have shown that you can start up a business based solely on providing quality porn in recent times, his material general shot in southern Florida where the team finds a lot of untapped pussy for hire. While they scour Craigslist, the strip clubs, and just about every trailer park in the state looking for women willing to have sex for money, they often provide an almost amateurish breed of lady that excites a portion of the porn buying public that isn't into the glitzy professional work shot in Chatsworth. As I've stated many times before, porn is a majority of one so almost everything has an audience, today's look at Cezar's Succulent Solos showing edited scenes by London Keyes, Alexa Nicole, Alexis, Ally Kay, Bella Ray, Fey Knight, Jasmine Jolie, Kandi Milan, Michelle Rica, and Victoria White available on DVD. I've seen some of these scenes in the recent past in shows like Deliciously Round 2 so for me, the stroke value of the extremely short compilation was minimal but if all you are interested in is women getting themselves off without any signs of genetic juice or population pudding in sight, this might work best for you (certainly if you haven't seen other titles by the company since the scenes do not tell where they came from). I'm going to skip the usual brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested this time, just think of it as an edited version of what the review would have been if this were listed as a compilation of previously released scenes. 

Okay, there were ten scenes here, each of them the opening sexual clip from a previously released scene (be it on the web or on movies like Deliciously Round 2). As such, they tended to be quite short (the movie totaling less than 70 minutes) and missing the context of their fuller versions but this might work better for the folks out there that don't want to see a bunch of nasty scrubs boning the ladies. There was some minimal toy use at times and a slight amount of verbal banter left in but largely, the scenes simply consisted of women masturbating with their hands, faking all the usual moans and smiling afterwards.

Summary: Cezar's Succulent Solos by director Cezar Capone made no mention of the edited nature of the scenes, nor that it was a compilation with limited variations on the theme so I rated it as a Skip It unless you absolutely know what you are buying and get it for a lower than usual price. The camera work and technical matters were decent for this type of flick but the lack of credits regarding where the scenes were shown weakened it for me. In short, Cezar's Succulent Solos was far from the best female masturbation release of recent months, pass it up unless you are a big fan of the cast.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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