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Barely Legal Gloryholes


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Vincent Pierce » Review Date: 1/23/10


XCritic's Advice: Watch On Demand

Genre: Straight, Gloryhole

Director: Anton Slayer

Cast: Crista Moore, Aubrey Adams, Cameron Love, Dakoda Brookes, Britney Amber, Voodoo, Chris Charming, Evan Stone, Trent Soluri, Anthony Rosano

Date of Production: 2009

Length: 95 min.

Audio/Video: I'm not sure if the audio is stereo or not, the package says it is digitally masterd, but the audio was lacking. I had to crank the volume up more than usual to hear the girls in action. The picture quality is really good, though.

Overview: I'm pretty sure most of the viewers of these reviews know about the Glory hole genre, but for those that don't It consists of a girl who goes into a stall, which has holes cut out on either side (for the guys to stick their dicks in), and performs sexual acts on the 'strangers' penis. Most gloryhole flicks I've seen have only been the oral type, but this one contains straight sex via the glory "holes", and oral as well. This DVD contains five rather hot young girls, which are pleasing to the eye. So if you're into girls in gloryholes you might enjoy this flick ...

Scene 1:  Crista Moore

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Crista starts off her scene with an intro, stripping down in a white room, lying down and relaxing while finger banging herself. She then moves onto a glass dildo. In my opinion if I was buying an adult dvd for some glory hole action, I wouldn't want any intros, or teasing in it. Next we find Crista in a gloryhole sucking off some starnger's large cock. Crista actually seems to be into this, which is a plus. She stands upon the toilet located in the center of the glory hole, and massages her clit with the starnger's dick, and mounts it briefly. They call this a gloryhole film but why then do the guys get into the stall with the girls!? This scene quickly turns to straight sex in the stall. I'm very disappointed with this scene. There's also some POV peeping going on ... I guess they had to add voyeurism as well ... And finall Crista get a lrge load splattered upon her chin and breasts. Even the end of this scene wasn't satisfying.

Scene 2: Aubrey Adams

In Aubrey's intro she is led by a long haired blonde dude into a stall where he feels her up, and down. Aubrey tells her guy friend to get into the opposite stall so she can act like shes at a gloryhole. That's rather kinky if you ask me. After the guy pops his dick through the hole in the stall, Aubrey immediatley sucks away at it. Aubrey looks sexy with that candy necklace she wears during the scene. Again the scene is contradicted by the presence of the guy with the girl inside the same stall ... I mean come on here!! Isn't this supposed to be a glory hole flick ... Aubrey seems to be having fun as she rides the dudes cock while he sits upon the toilet. She even performs some anal in the same position. In the end Aubrey's small breasts get covered in man goo. I'm not to happy with this scene either.

Scene 3: Cameron Love

Cameron Love, one of the more prettier girls of the bunch starts off by stripping down to nothing but shoes and socks. I'm partial to dark haired girls, and Cameron has auburn colored hair, which is very nice. The scene consists of blowjobs, sex through a hole in the stall, and sex in the stall itself. This is actually one of the more pleasurable scenes, but far from the best. Cameron sems to be somewhat into what she's doing, but for some reason I still don't buy her acting. Cameron ends up getting finishing the scene with a load shot on her face. This is the second best scene in the film.

Scene 4: Dakoda Brookes

This far the best, and only worthwhile scene on the whole DVD. Dakoda Brookes graces us with her youthful, and beautiful presence. Her intro is not like the rest of the girls', some random scene of masturbation, but rather she starts of right in the gloryhole stall. She watches some guy who's whacking off in the stall next to her, through the glory hole. This horny little girl begins to grope herself, and strip down while enjoying the peepshow. I find this to be rather hot. when she get's the guys attention, after she's already in the nude, Cameron gets down to business. This scene consists of blowjobs, sex through the stall, and sex in the stall. Dakoda gets some man goo shot in her mouth, which she then spits out onto her chest, and rubs it in. This scene would be the only reason to rent the DVD.

Scene 5: Britney Amber

Britney Amber's scene is another forgettable scene. Her intro, a scene of unneccessary masturbation, is another example of the waste of time that could have been used to lengthen the glory hole scene. Her performance is lacking in so many ways, and seems to be forced. Like the other scenes on the disc, it starts off with a blowjob, includes sex through the stall, and sex in the stall. The load shot across Britney's face at the end was pitiful in my opinion. I like to see the girl to get what she worked so hard for and deserves, a nice, thick, massive, man-sized load. This just another lacking, and unfullfilling scene.

Extras:

The extras are rather mediocre. They consist of 'Barely Legal-How It All Began', which is a video documentary about the 'Barely Legal' side of the adult industry. 'Behind the Scenes', which is exactly what the title suggests, a behind the scenes look at the scenes of this DVD. 'Hustler Hollywood', is a commercial which showcases some of the merchandise from the Hustler Hollywood store. 'Hustler Trailers' is exactly that, DVD video previews from the Hustler DVD collection. 'Hustler.com', which advertises the Hustler website. 'Slideshow' is a slideshow of the girls of 'Barely Legal Glory Holes'. Last up is 'Sex Talk' which gives you pay per minute phone sex telephone numbers. As I said before, not the best extras I have seen.

Final Thoughts:

This DVD was lacking in so many ways. I expected better from a Hustler DVD. The performers were mediocre, except for two out of the five girls. The whole 'Glory Hole' experince was lacking. I've seen better glory hole flicks than this. While the video was really good, and the audio was ok, the experience was not worth the time. I know some would probably be curious to see it anyways, it being a 'Glory Hole' DVD, but I would advise you to just to rent it. It's definitely not worth buying.

Final Rating: Rent It

"I'm the man who coined the phrase "Same Sex Different Dame". If you're gonna produce porn PLEASE go all out, and don't fall victim to retro ruination. Innovation is king!"

- Vincent Pierce 2014 A.D.



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