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Barely Legal Babysitters


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 1/24/10



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Babysitters seem to be popular in smut these days, so leave it to the cats at Hustler to cash in while the cashing is good. Enter Barely Legal Babysitters, which seems like a natural addition to the line that is now well over one hundred entries strong and which focuses on man's natural impulse to drift towards fresh meat, so to speak. Some of the girls in this compilation are starting to make a name for themselves - London Keys being a personal favorite and rising star at the time of this writing - others may not be familiar to you at all. Regardless, here's a look at how it all goes down:

Scene 1 - London Keys : Hustler starts with their best foot forward this time. Lovely, curvy London, a foxy dark haired hottie of Japanese decent with pierced nipples and a killer body, struts for the camera and masturbates for us when her scene starts. A big smile on her face, she knows she's got it going on. A scruffy dude walks in on her while the fingers are in the fur. After a brief talk, he talks over where she left off. He sucks her tits and eats her shaved box. She responds in kind and takes him down her throat and gives him a nice wet blowjob before spreading her legs and letting him inside, missionary style. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and then regular ol' cowgirl style before getting on all fours for some doggy style fucking. He pulls out and blows his load into her mouth and onto her face and she cleans up as best she can for the camera without ruining her nice blue eye shadow. Damn, but this girl is a fox.

Scene 2 - Tawni Ryden: Lithe, blonde Tawni starts off the same way as London did, teasing the camera and fingering herself a bit. We cut to her on the couch with the man of the house, and after they make up he takes her top down and plays with her tits. He laps away at her pierced snatch and she fingers herself at the same time. She drops to her knees and gobbles his cock while cramming a pair of digits into her box for maximum effect. Once she's good and wet she rides him reverse and then regular cowgirl style, breaking for some head now and then before getting on all fours and taking him from behind. They spoon fuck on the couch and he finishes by stroking off into her mouth and onto her tongue. Tawni's got a pretty amazing ass and a lot of enthusiasm and does a nice job here.

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Scene 3 - Mya Mason: May's a nice looking girl of presumably Hispanic descent whose completely out of place looking fake tits ruin an otherwise very nice body. Regardless, let's focus on the positive. She starts her scene off like the two before her, writing around on the bed and letting her fingers do the walking. Her beau comes in and spreads her legs, diving in to chow down while she holds everything open for the camera. From there she drops to her knees and sucks him off before riding him cowgirl style and cramming him all the way in her tight box. He works her over onto all fours and thumbs her asshole while he fucks her pussy doggy style after which the move over onto their sides and he slips his member up her back door. She takes it like a champ and starts to get really into it, later riding him anally cowgirl style. He goes back to her pussy and fucks her missionary style for the last few minutes until he's ready to blow, at which point he does just that all over her face and into her mouth. Meh. This one won't change your life but it's not a bad scene, the anal heats it up a bit.

Scene 4 - Madison Scott: Madison's a cute blonde with a nice figure, again screwed up by implants that are just too big for her frame. Her face is nice though. She starts off with the obligatory tease and please sequence and once her dude comes into the frame, they head to the couch for a make out session. He sucks her tits and fingers her a bit before eating her out and showing her shaved pussy whose boss. She gives him a ridiculously enthusiastic blowjob, overdone to the point that it's just a bit too exaggerated but then redeems herself by slowing down and really eyeballing the camera. She spoon fucks him for a bit and then gets fucked from behind before riding him reverse cowgirl and then traditional cowgirl where she's considerate enough to slip a finger up her ass for us. He pulls out and she drops to her knees to take his load into her mouth and down her throat. This one starts off a little on the hokey side but once the pair get to actually fucking, it works pretty well. Despite her dorky tits, Madison is otherwise pretty fun to look at.

Scene 5 - Zeina Heart: Last but not least, lovely Latin Zeina looks good enough to eat when she strips and spreads on the bed for the camera. She fingers herself a bit to get herself warmed up and once she gets caught in the act and starts making out with her man, takes her top off to show off her breasts. He eats her brown beaver and gets her face down ass up so she can finger herself while he laps away. She gives him a nice, steady blowjob using her tongue and her hand to keep it going at a steady pace and not shying away from the camera. She seems to be enjoying herself and takes her time with the oral, which is nice to see. Eventually she settles down on his dong and rides him cowgirl style before getting back down on her chest with her ass up for some doggy style fun. She rides him cowgirl and then they spoon fuck before she pulls off of him and lets him stroke off all over her face and her cleavage ending both the scene and the feature with a nice, believably sexy scene that's almost as good as Ms. Key's opening salvo.

The DVD

Video:

Barely Legal Babysitters looks good in this 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer though quality does very a bit from scene to scene - in fact, parts of it looks to have been shot intentionally soft. There aren't any issues at all with compression artifacts or edge enhancement while color reproduction looks okay even if and skin tones are way too orange. Eagle-eyed viewers may spot just a hint of shimmer here and there but you do have to be looking for it to notice it.

Sound:

The sole audio track on this DVD release is a Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo Surround Sound mix in English. The audio on this release is fine. Dialogue stays clean and clear throughout and the levels are all properly balanced. The score sounds good and there aren't any problems with background hiss or distortion at all. The audio here won't blow you away but it certainly won't disappoint you either.

Extras:

The only really substantial extra on this release is a Behind The Scenes (20:00) featurette. It features interviews with some of the girls from the feature, starting with London Keys as she sits in a chair and gets her hair done. From there we see her get prepped for her scene and play with herself a bit before heading into the shower to get cleaned up. From there we meet up with Tawni Ryden and we go behind the scenes of her set and see her suck some dick before getting to interview her about her life's work. Mya Mason brings the featurette to a close as we go behind the scenes of her sex scene before seeing her get cleaned up from the big finish. Aside from that, there's also a quick, five minute documentary that gives a very brief history of the infamous Barely Legal series of movies entitled Barely Legal: How It All Began, which has been included on all of the recent releases in the line.

Final Thoughts:

The whole babysitter angle isn't really used here the way it could have been or the way you'd expect it to be given the title of the disc, but that complaint aside, Barely Legal fans shouldn't walk away disappointed. It sticks to the formula and doesn't break a whole lot of new ground but it wrangles up five good looking girls and plays up their Lolita-esque qualities quite well. The presentation is fine and while the extras are nothing to get excited about, there's some pretty spank worthy scenes here. Recommended.



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