XCritc.com Adult DVD Reviews
Popular Searches:
Porn Reviews » Adult Movie Reviews » Ass Titans 3

Ass Titans 3

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 1/24/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

The latest in Evil Angel's series that focuses on ladies with a bit to spare back there, Ass Titans 3, contains six scenes of blistering ass-centric action featuring seven different all American girls. Directed by Raul Cristian, this is flat out gonzo all the way, no muss no fuss, all killer and no filler. With no set up to discuss and no recurring theme outside of fleshy rumps to elaborate on, let's get down to the nitty gritty and talk about how fucks who...

Scene 1 - Alanah Rae, David Perry And Toni Ribas: Toni and David are dressed like American Indians and sitting by the pool when shapely blonde Alanah comes out, shaking her big fake titties in their faces. They grope her and the three flirt as she shows off her body. She hands out blowjobs before bending over and letting them fuck her shaved snatch one at a time. She gets fingered pretty violently and then fucked pretty hard from a few different angles, the piledriver being the one that looks the most intense. There's a fair bit of pussy to mouth action here as well, as the guys trade her back and forth and then eventually blow their loads one at a time into her mouth and onto her pierced tongue.

Scene 2 - Alexis Texas, Marco Banderas: Alexis struts around in front of Marco as only she can, showing off those backdoor curves that have made her a household name around these here parts. They head indoors and she bends over the couch and jiggles them cheeks before going outside where Marco, dressed in a chef's outfit for whatever reason, buries his face in there. His pants come down and his cock magically finds its way into her mouth and she goes down on him, working the camera with her pretty eyes before getting on all fours in front of him for some doggy style fucking. She rides him cowgirl style and then sucks and strokes him some more before switching to reverse. They go at it missionary style and then she takes it from behind again before some more oral, some spoon fucking and then yet more oral still finishes it off with a big old gooey facial that Alexis seems quite pleased with.

-- sponsored by --

Scene 3 - Brianna Beach, Darryl Hanah And David Perry: These two blondes are just hanging out in their colorful lingerie and playing with one another's asses when the camera catches up to them - just another day in pornoland. David walks into the room and eats one then the other, smothering himself in both pairs of cheeks and sticking his tongue where the sun don't shine. The girls sit on his face and suck his cock before he starts going back and forth and letting them ride him. They take turns going cowgirl style and taking it spoon style before moving on to some doggy anal action. The girls pay attention to one another quite well here, licking and flicking when not full of duck, making it a pretty involved three way. To finish off, they kneel in front of him as he jerks off across their faces and they play with his load and spit it into each other's mouths. I'm not sure that's too hygienic, but they seem to like it.

Scene 4 - Gianna Michaels, Marco Banderas And Steve Holmes: Gianna and her legendary rack are hanging out outside and bending over a balcony railing to give us a look at her backside which is, to say, quite well proportioned. She wiggles that great fat ass and those nice big tits around and gives the boys a look see before dropping to her knees and blowing one and then the other. She gets fucked from behind while still sucking some cock and the guys go back and forth taking turns on her pussy and her mouth as she gets fucked doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and spoon style. She sits on Marco's face a bit and then rides Steve as Marco works his schlong into her mouth. The guys line up and she sucks them off, finishing her scene with her titties all covered in spooge.

Scene 5 - Tara Lynn Foxx, Erik Everhard And, Steve Holmes: For some reason this scene starts off in black and white, which doesn't fit with the rest of the material here but whatever. Foxy blonde Tara Lynn soon turns into a full color vision of loveliness as she shows off her curves. One of the guys comes into the frame wearing a hockey mask and a pimp hat, which she takes as a sign to blow him. She gobbles his cock until the other guy comes into the frame, at which point show blows him while getting fucked by hockey mask man from behind. She takes it up the ass with a mouth full of dick and then eventually gets DP'd right there by the pool. After that she gets ass fucked doggy style while sucking more dick at the same time before going back to having her ass pummeled, revere cowgirl style. They take turns on her ass and mouth for a little while longer and then DP her again before pulling out and stroking off into her mouth and all over her face and nice, natural tits.

Scene 6 - Kirra Lynne, David Perry And Mike Angelo: This one starts off in black and white too. Weird. Soon enough, it's color too as Kirra shows off her fat bouncy ass and lovely dark haired locks for another guy in a hockey mask. Her gaped tooth is kind of endearing. The guys move in on her, sans dorky outfits this time, diving into her ass for some munching and fucking her face. They go back and forth on her, moving in on her box and cramming their fingers into her mouth for good luck. She seems into it though, giving really rough and sloppy head and drooling all over the place to where her makeup is a smeary mess. She gets fucked from behind and rides a dick cowgirl style, getting slapped a fair bit, before she gets spoon fucked and then face fucked again. They finish up by jerking off onto her face and she's trying hard not to get it into her mouth ending everything on a very touching, romantic note buy rubbing it all over her face and eyes before she waves good bye to the camera and smiles.



This shot on digital video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.


Aside from a photo gallery and a web-link, there is a behind the scenes featurette (19:13). This piece starts off with some footage of the lovely Ms. Texas chatting and flirting it up with camera and showing off her amazing cheeks. We then see her scene being shot before moving on to two of the other girls in the feature - Tara Lynn Foxx and the lovely, shapely big tit queen, Gianna Michaels. We get some talky bits but most of this is fly on the wall footage of them getting down and dirty.

Final Thoughts:

If you want ass you've come to the right place. There's cheeks aplenty here and each and every one of the girls featured on the disc is a looker. There's a nice variety between the female cast members, each one attractive and sexy for different reasons and fucking with different levels of intensity and style. It all works quite well if you can look past the ridiculous wardrobe of the male performers. The behind the scenes footage is a nice bonus and the A/V quality is fine. Ass Titans 3 comes recommended for the big butt fetishist in your home.

comments powered by Disqus
Popular Reviews

The Preacher's Daughter
Lisa Ann Back 4 More
My DP Vol. 4
Pirates 2 Stagnetti's Revenge
Angela Volume Three
I Love My Mom's Big Tits 5
Anal Newbies #7
Black & White Vol. 12
Hookup Hotshot Sex Tapes Vol 1
Rotten To The Core

Featured Reviews

Get XCritic Via Email:

Enter your email address:

Delivered by FeedBurner