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Storm Squirters 7

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by The Horny Housewife » Review Date: 2/3/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Studio: Storm Squirters # 7
Category: Squirting
Director: Joey Silvera
Starring: Bobbi Starr, Sindee Jennings, Lexi Love, Samantha Sin, Hunter Bryce, Ariel Summers, Ruby Ryder, Christian, Jay Lassiter, Wolf Hudson, Ziggy
Release Date: June  4, 2009
Running time: 2:41
Condoms: None

In a Hank Williams Monday night football voice "ARE YOU READY FOR SOME PISSIN."

Scene #1:  Samantha Sin & Ariel Summers

Samantha and Ariel open up the flick and both are looking good. The sluts pair well together and I personally liked when Samantha asks Ariel when they first are hooking up if she likes being a whore to which Ariel politely replies she does. The sexual dynamic between these two comes across well on screen and Watching Samantha Squat on Ariel's face while getting eaten out was sweet! Samantha takes on the dominant role and before you know it she is going from getting munched on to getting her cunt rubbed until she pisses, I mean squirts. Ariel tastes the liquid and doesn't look repulsed at all which was a plus in my book.  After pleasing Samantha Ariel gets pleasured herself and while spreading her legs on a sofa and getting teased by Samantha she rubs out a shit load of liquid gold. The highlight of the scene came when the girls get into the 69 position on a clear plastic lined floor and please the shit out of each other as well as as please my eyes. Watching Samantha unload her load into Ariels open mouth was magnificent. After this scene these two whore are definitely gonna need to down a couple of Tiger Woods gatorade to rehydrate before they succumb to dehydration.

Scene #2:  Hunter Bryce

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Hunter is one nasty ass whore. You can see that shit coming from a mile away in her. From her big ass tits to everything north and south of them she just screams out nasty and thats a good thing. Hunter finds herself paired up with some emo looking dude with a dog collar and chain on. She yanks on his chain to get him close to her and she quickly gets onto her knees to suck him off. After sucking him off he returns the favor onto her. Hunter puffs on a cig while getting her slit licked which a didn't care for to much but to each their own. While getting munches out Hunter pisses, opps I mean squirts, into the fall out boy dudes face. The guy lands up licking all the squirt up  and Hunter really seems to find some sick humor in treating this guy like a dog, I do too. The couple begin to fuck first in reverse cowgirl but quickly followed up by doggy.  Hunter pisses into a wine glass and proceeds to make the guy drink it. The best past was watching the guy pretend how he likes the taste.. lol, it was comedy gold for me.   To wrap the scene Hunter gets pumped in cowgirl and missionary before getting her face squirted with some juice of its own, man squirt.

Scene #3: Ziggy & Lexi Love

Ziggy is one adorable looking girl with beautiful blue eyes. Fuck I was looking forward to this scene like mad crazy when I first saw this chick and them bam the floor is pulled out from under me. Lexi love is introduced and I go from 110mph to emergency brakes on in .025 seconds. No disrespect but Lexi just reminds me of my cousin who is stuck in like 1982, chain smokes, and is the most hardcore raging butch lesbian this side of the Mississippi. Anyways the chicks get together and swap turns getting munched out. When its Lexi's turn to get her hairy cunt lapped up she squirts her piss . Ziggy really doesn't look into the idea of piss or even the idea of being with Lexi but thankfully she gets some male attention which seems to perk her up a bit. Ziggy lays back with her legs spread and gets finger fucked by some dude that just randomly shows up. Both girls land up getting finger fucked and return the pleasure onto the guy by tag teaming his cock with their mouths. Ziggy for the most past is in the scene just to help balance out Lexi's freakish fuck antics and for the most part Ziggy retains most of my attention and thankfully when its time for the fucking most of the action is centered around her rather than the off the wall Miss Love. Ziggy wraps the scene by getting a double shot of piss and cum from both her scene partners.

Scene #4: Ruby Ryder

Ruby Ryder is looking good in her sexy little schoolgirl outfit toying her cunt with a rabbit. The girl really looks great, perhaps a little ripped by some 420 but great none the less. Ruby Toys herself in the garage until getting some male company. Once her suitor comes into frame she wastes no time getting onto her knees and sucking the shit out of his dick. Goddam I am telling you all this girl is showing off some killer oral skills here and I wish at times like this I had a cock just so a girl just like Ruby could come over and suck on it. After giving some great looking oral Ruby gets her bald pussy finger banged until she squirts. After emptying out her bladder Ruby gets fucked in reverse cowgirl for a while but then gets back to what she was born to do, suck cock. Ruby sucks on her partner and once again the shit looks real good. The scene progresses with Ruby getting finger banged until she squirts some more. The couple wrap things up with some good ol fashioned doggy style fucking.

Scene #5: Sindee Jennings & Bobbi Starr

Sindee and Bobbi are both fucking hot! Hot I tell you! The chicks are chilling out in the backyard getting some sun looking like a dream come true. The chicks get to playing, sucking, and rubbing on each others wonderful looking bodies. The chicks take turns eaten each others boxes out and everything just looks good, nothing else to say but it is nice, very nice. Sindee is the first to unload her squirt as she pumps her juices while standing up onto a crouching Bobbi. Sindee pisses a fucking boatload and Bobbi just seems to love all the juice. The girls eventually head inside where the  Sindee squirt fountain progresses. One great part of the scene was watching Bobbi make Miss Jennings squirt into a dog bowl and then having Bobbi sip it up and spit it back into the face of Sindee. I loved watching that shit bit time! The girls wrap up with some 69 action and then Bobbi wraps things up beautifully by pissing all over Bobbi's feet. Sindee is definitely gonna need a few cases of water to replenish her body after this scene.


The extras for "Storm Squirters # 7" were very light with only a  Photo Gallery,  6 trailers, Cast list, Filmographies and finally a Website Tab included.

Audio / Video:

Storn Squirters # 5 was presented in a  standard 4 x 3 image encoded using a MPEG-2 Codec Running at around an average of  3 Mbps. The video presented here looked good on my upscaling DVD player hooked up via HDMI. I was very pleased with the colors and skin tones that were present here and thought for a standard DVD everything was quite respectable although there was a bit of video noise present throughout.  The audio was a  Dolby Digital 2.0 @ 192Kbps and it sounded good. All the actors voices came across clear and more than adequate for my liking.

Final Thoughts:

I normally don't get off on watching people piss, opps I mean squirt. But Storm Squirters #7 had some good content that I really enjoyed. The first scene with Samantha Sin and Ariel Summers and the last with Bobbi Star And Sindee Jennings were the stars of the show but A close 3rd was definitely a very VERY sexy Ruby Ryder and her B/G scene.  Overall the dvd was quite respectable and if you a fan of the squirting genre you should check this flick out. All in all I recommend this flick for the fact I enjoyed watching it for the most part and 3 of the 5 of the scenes were pretty damn solid.


Jen "The Horny Housewife"



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