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Tiger's Got Wood

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Apache Warrior » Review Date: 2/17/10

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Parody Feature

Director: Cash Markman

Cast: India Summer, Heidi Mayne, Ryder Skye, Madelyn Marie, Jazy Berlin, Krissy Lynn, Diana Doll, Richelle Ryan, Jonny Slim, Evan Stone. Non-sex roles: Shanna McCullough, Katie Morgan, Nicki Hunter, Lisa Daniels, Crista Moore, Candy Manson, Slick Rhodes, Jake Jacobs, Capt. Bob, Lee Stone, Nick East, Frank Bukkwyd

Length: 91 minutes

Date of Production: 12/18/2009

Extras: None. There is only a menu screen with the choices Play Movie and Scene Selection.

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: The audio and video quality is good. It's never difficult to hear the dialogue. The lighting is good. The only shadows occur during the locker scene. This movie is shot in High Definition.

Overview:  Tiger's Got Wood is from ZBventures and distributed by Wicked Pictures. This movie is a parody of the Tiger Woods' sex scandal that hit all over the public airways and news print media in 2009. As to this film, each scene begins with footage from the Dancing with Porn Stars television series. Suddenly, a news bulletin interrupts the show. The memorable television anchors are Shanna McCullough and Slick Rhodes. They report on the breaking news about Tiger Would's scandal and thus, introduce the sex scene. Jonny Slim plays the always cheating Tiger Would. Super sexy Diana Doll is his wife. Cash Markman deserves much credit in creating a very entertaining film with a nice twist at the end of his film. His theme song to the movie is quite good too.

Scene One: During a golf lesson, the couple kiss and act playful. Meanwhile, the reporters describe the action at times. Jonny Slim feels her natural rack. Next, India Summer sucks his dick in an enthusiastic and hearty way. The woman's technique is cool. Later, she rides him reverse cowgirl style. The brunette beauty's energy level remains consistently strong. A nice looking missionary and doggie screws follow. The intensity level heightens. The penile-vaginal shots are cool. India's moans and facial expressions enhance the mood. Finally, the golfer pulls out and cums on her cute ass.

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Scene Two: The athlete's next sexual interlude occurs near a waterfall with blond Heidi Mayne and red head Ryder Skye. The duo orally pleasure his cock to his satisfaction. Afterwards, the blond hottie is sitting on his mouth while her friend is bouncing on his meaty manhood. The threesome look swell together. The women have gorgeous bodies. Then, Jonny Slim missionaries the blond while the other woman is self-stimulating herself from a distance. The ladies get turned-on nicely. Next, they switch positions and roles. The action remains mild though. Moments later, Heidi joins the pair and stimulates her friend's right breast. Her appearance makes him more energetic in his screwing performance. Then, he pulls out and jacks off at their receptive mouths.

Scene Three: Dark-haired Madelyn Marie meets Jonny Slim while working behind the bar. He hooks her up with blond patron Jazy Berlin. The women begin to makeout with each other while the superstar watches on. They undress. Moments later, he leaves, but the ladies continue their sexual antics. The barmaid eats her smooth beauty spot and then, sucks her tit. A glass dildo is used by Madelyn on the woman's breasts and passion fruit. Soon, they are sucking on the ends of the item. Next, she rubs it on Jazy's juicebox first, before the blond cutie gets her opportunity to stimulate the brunette's pleasure spot from behind. Afterwards, Jazy sucks and fingers it. Moments later, the barmaid works over her peach energetically. They kiss right before Johnny returns to the room. This scene has good heat between the women.

Scene Four: Jonny Slim and his caddy Krissy Lynn are in the mens' locker room. After he tells his two fellow members to leave, the couple begin to act flirty towards each other. The lady undresses. He caresses her breasts. Soon, the athlete sucks on her muffin with determined focus. A playful cock suck follows. Krissy's face looks hot during the tit fuck. More cock suck activity occurs. A good doggie screw follows. The blond's tits look cute. The energy level heightens when Jonny spanks her ass. Their chemisty is incredible. Unfortunately, there are shadows on her body during the mish moments. Lastly, the guy strokes off on her body.

Scene Five: Tiger's wife, Diana Doll, is having a security system installed in her home. Evan Stone is the security man. After some chit-chat in the kitchen, the beautiful woman makes a pass at him. The turned-on guy immediately eats her pussy in an aggressive fashion. Then, he stands on a ladder so that he can mish her on the kitchen counter. The atmosphere is heated and passionate. Her demeanor is incredibly sexy. The remarkable action continues during the reverse cowgirl ride. The doggie action loses some steam at the beginning, but it picks up greatly later. Then, he cums on her chest. This could be an award nominating scene.

Scene Six: Richelle Ryan and Jonny Slim enter a motel room where their hanky panky action is about to take place. They kiss and fondle a bit before she leaps on him. Suddenly, they fall on the bed. They resume their lip lock activity. After their clothes come off, the woman sucks his dick in an adoring and horny demeanor. Her bj becomes wet. The very tight close-ups of her oral work are sexy. After removing her panties, Richelle lays on top of him 69 style. The action looks good at both ends. Later, they kiss as she strokes his cock briefly. Then, their sexual regions become very active during the penile-vaginal cowgirl moments. He pumps her with more aggression. The woman's joyous face is a turn-on. The doggie and missionary screws continue his forceful behavior. Next, he pulls out and cums on her cute tits. Shanna McCullough joins them at the end, but no sex is shown.

Final Thoughts: Considering that this movie had to have been a rushed job to hit the market while the Tiger scandal is still fresh, I admit that Tiger's Got Wood is an entertaining movie. The hurried screenplay is good and especially the surprise ending. Moreover, the standouts are two-fold. First, the best sex scene is the Diana Doll-Evan Stone episode. Their sexual heat is incredible and her sexiness may give them some award nominations. In addition, Shanna McCullough and Slick Rhodes deserve to be nominated for non-sex role recognition. However, on account of no special features section, this movie receives a rental rating, but the storyline is definitely higher.

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