Cast: Jana Cova, Angela Winter, Cecilia Vega, Bambi, Doris Alien, Clara G., Britney, Cindy Hope, Caty Cambel, Lea Lexis
Length: 182:12 minutes
Angela Winter and Cecilia Vega
Date of Production: 12/2/2009
Extras: The best extra was an exclusive bonus scene starring red hot hotty Jana Cova that lasted 23:11 minutes. She was as great as ever and masturbated with a lot of tease for Raul. The only other extra was a photogallery and links to some websites.
Bambi and Doris Alien
Audio/Video Quality: My Evil Sluts 5 was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Clara G. for Evil Angel in the MPEG-2 codec used for standard definition releases (including 480i resolution). There was some variation in the lighting that added additional grain but I saw a few other issues as the camera kept an active stance at trying to provide the best angles to showcase the ladies. The editing did not help in this endeavor either with a movie as long as this one needing extra care to make sure that there is enough tease but also heated sexual antics, my initial impression being that there was less tease footage than usual which admittedly hurt the rating. The bitrate was on the low side (probably due to the single disc nature of the production) yet there were few obvious compression artifacts, the aliasing minimal and given the sheer amount of quality footage on display, most fans will be quite happy; Clara allowing the ladies to provide some heated raw energy even if his attempts to capture it were mixed. The bitrate hovered all over the place this time, higher than usual with most of the movie in the 3.8 Mbps range, but varying across the board depending on the scene. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Raul and Clara could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theaters in the hands of porn fans everywhere.
Clara G and Britney
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Body of Review: Clara G. has been one of the more obscure directors at Evil Angel, essentially directing for Cruel Media and getting distributed accordingly. That doesn't mean the kinky bitch is unworthy of the company though because she has a knack for bringing in some of the sexiest ladies that truly want to get decadent, the kind of babes men enjoy jerking off to if you catch my drift. Her latest title making it my way in this regard is My Evil Sluts 5, a selection of lesbian and solo masturbation efforts just about guaranteed to elicit a positive physiological response from your wiener, the amount of tease extra solid this time too. The company website described the movie extensively like this: "Clara G has become one of Europe's hottest XXX directors because her mind is as sexy as her physical presence. Her new, all-girl My Evil Sluts 5 proves again that she has mastered both the technical slickness and the sexual nastiness of producer/director Raul Cristian's Cruel Media company. Mostly from behind her camera, Clara's voice propels the action in each segment, but she makes key appearances and stars in one scene to show that she can take as much as she dishes out. Clara finds "two beautiful, crazy bitches" outside in bikinis and heels - the highly sexed French filly Cecilia Vega and brown-eyed blonde Angela Winter. Clara shepherds the girls inside, where they can eat pussy, suck ass, choke and spit on each other, grease up and experience Clara's giant dildo. Cecilia man-handles Angela's ass with the hefty, cock-shaped toy, and Angela spanks her own ass red. Cecilia takes the toy way up her bunghole, and Angela licks it clean. Cecilia stretches Angela's asshole and spits in the cave-like gape. Both "crazy bitches" suck Clara's feet, simultaneously sit their assholes on her big toes, slap each other's faces and then lick the director's big toes clean. Clara brings Doris Alien, a glamorous brunette in a long, fur coat and high-heel boots, to see Bambi, another glam Euro slut who awaits them loosely tied up. Doris leads Bambi around by a leash and makes her drink like a dog ... a dog that drinks champagne from a schooner on the floor. Doris spits champagne into Bambi's crack and licks it clean; Clara does the same with Doris. Leashed Bambi fucks Doris with a cucumber, remembering to taste it herself. Bambi's greasy ass gets fucked with a glass toy, making it gape. Both girls pump milk up their pussies and spray it all over each other. On an outdoor deck overlooking wooded country, Clara and a dominant, off-camera male put hot-assed Hungarian cutie Britney to the test. With aggressive body language -like a dude playing with a toy for his own amusement - Clara molests, strips, eats and rims Britney. When Clara blows air up Britney's holes and orders her to "push it out," we can hear the blatant quiffs! Clara fists Britney's mouth, then squeezes eight fingers into her pussy. As Britney bounces, Clara actually claps her hands within Britney's stretching box. And Clara shoves one whole foot up Britney's willing cunt while the submissive wench sucks Clara's other one. Sensual, thick lips and auburn hair top Cindy Hope's gorgeous face; she looks elegant in jewelry and black gloves. But Cindy's sweet ass is on Clara's mind because it's never been taken on camera, until this scene. A long tease/pose/strip session leaves Cindy in heels, stockings and jewelry. Clara's graphic close-ups capture Cindy fucking herself with a banana (which, sometimes, is not just a banana). After fucking herself with a glass dildo that looks like a billy club, Cindy plies her own ass with a ridged, blue glass toy. Like all the best deflowerings, this one leaves Cindy decidedly glowing! For her own surrealistic showcase, Clara wears a sexy bee costume complete with wings, mask and a veritable tool belt full of colorful dildoes. "Are you on something today?" asks an off-camera voice. "I'm a weird bee," she acknowledges, flashing a thong with a butt plug inserted beneath. She tastes the plug pulled from her pretty butthole and, in an arresting visual, tugs spiked, fluorescent pink balls from her pussy. She double-penetrates herself with toys, resulting in an ass gape, a huge pussy gape and loud quiffs. Out on her patio - "I want all my neighbors to hear," she grins - Clara DPs herself with dildoes till her pussy ejaculates heavily, flooding her leather chair. Blonde, dark-eyed Lea Lexis arrives in only a fur coat, heels and a sexy bikini. She says everyone at the airport wanted to help with her heavy suitcase, which she opens to reveal hot blonde Katy Cambel and a huge, black dildo! These playful girls kiss prettily and lick, spit, fuck and spank. Lea perches across two bar stools and Caty crawls beneath to eat her. After a fun session with Clara, it's Lea's turn to fold herself into the suitcase, which Katy wheels out. In a bonus scene, leggy, natural-bodied blonde beauty Jana Cova displays her awesome butt, masturbates on a couch, licks her fingers and fucks herself with a smooth, red vibrator." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Angela Winter and Cecilia Vega, a couple of cheeky Euro-performers, were up first as they paraded around the house (inside and out) in skimpy bathing suit styled apparel. Their asses were clearly seen and the gals engaged in some rough play like choking and spanking, blond Angela on the initial receiving end of the action. The oral was extensive and the huge toy brought forth for some anal interaction was bizarre, the gals in a veritable contest to see who would reign for the day. They moved about the house to get busy with all sorts of lesbian antics, going so far as to lick the director's feet extensively outside, the nasty pair taste testing their way into my heart (or at least my crotch).
Scene Two: Bambi, playing a submissive in this scene shot in Budapest, was the plaything of dominant brunette Doris Alien, the mistress having shopped for some large vegetables to insert into her minion. The toys also included the large flesh colored dildo from scene one, the ladies a bit rough on the eyes but showing a willingness to do as the director pleased enhancing their status. Bambi was wrapped up like a candy cane and the cuter of the two, their initial kiss devolving into a grope-fest including a whip, some spanking, and anal. I liked the glass toys best and but for the milk enemas (something I truly hate in porn), it should make fans happy.
Lea Lexis and Caty Cambel
Scene Three: Clara G., the hotty featured squatting on the front cover, and Britney who stood beside her, were up next in a lengthy tryst that showcased Britney's exceptionally well rounded rump. The ladies wore black and Clara served as boss this time, dominating Britney with a bunch of toys and her hands. Britney pissed here (there was no alluding to "squirting") and the anal emphasis was not lost as the gal jammed both her hands up Britney's ass (no thumbs though). The manner in which Britney bucked on the chair was heated and their personal chemistry together way off the charts, even her foot stuffed inside the backdoor for the fetish crowd.
Scene Four: Cindy Hope, a fetching young lass wearing black (enhanced with some red & silver), was up next in a lengthy solo scene. She strut her stuff on a second floor, playfully getting herself off as the director encouraged her. The use of extreme close up shots to capture things like a banana used on her pussy and ass, the gal graduating to dildos like a blue ribbed one she pushed inside of herself. While I wanted more from her, the performance was boner-inspiring as was her love of anal sex with toys.
Scene Five: Clara G. was up next as a "bee", meaning she wore a silly costume that included three large dildos as "weapons". She had an anal plug in her ass and pranced around the wooded area near the house, the outfit slowly coming off as she penetrated herself in various ways. Clara had a fit figure and this helped make it look enticing, her anal athleticism as interesting as any of the recent Olympic sports I've seen of late. She did a technical DP too but her love of anal sex meant that she focused her energies thusly, the gal taste testing them clean at the very end.
Scene Six: Caty Cambel, was up last with sexy blond Lea Lexis, Caty brought in the house via suitcase. Lea wore an animal print bikini outfit with some red trim and Caty wore a green & black print bikini with some stripper shoes. Most of the time, they were snacking on each other or using the black dildo to stuff pussy, the simplicity of the outing giving me the impression that they were into each other and the action, no need for circus acts to weaken the event.
Summary: My Evil Sluts 5 by director Clara G. for Evil Angel was a bit uneven in terms of raw sexuality but given the slutty look of the ladies and the manner in which the director captured them going at one another, I found this to be a strokable Recommended. In short, My Evil Sluts 5 was as good as any of the previous volumes in the series coming to mind, my favorite part of it being how well Jana Cova gave a show, her dreamy good looks setting the stage for the others to shine nearly as brightly. If you like a mix of solo and lesbian scenes with a hint of fetish, try this one out as it struck me to be quite a fine production.
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