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Natural Knockers

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 2/24/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

REAL BIG TITS. Not to be confused with really big tits, which doesn't always guarantee any sort of authenticity and can often lead to what is sometimes known as 'Frankentitties,' the natural variety are generally preferable to the true breast aficionado. They're more fun to look at, they don't take you out of reality, and based on personal experience they're just way more fun to play with. You've gotta figure that director David Lord sees things the same as I do, because he has unleashed upon the world a fine slice of filmic filth entitled Natural Knockers that delivers five pairs of mammoth mummeries that are primed and ready for action.

No build up, no set up, no plot, no recurring theme - just pretty girls with big tits getting fucked. It's a simple concept, but yet, so effective. At any rate, yeah, let's get down to it:

Chapter 1 - Jessica Moore And Eric Masterson: Cover girl Jessica struts around the bathroom in a tiny bathing suit but soon sheds those duds and shows off the goods. Eric shows up and sticks his dong between her jugs and gets down with some titty fucking action. After a bit of that she blows him and then after a bit more titty fucking gets to riding his cock. We get some cowgirl and reverse shots with periodic pussy to mouth breaks before she's down on all fours to let those utters swing as Eric pounds her from behind. He pulls out and pops on her tits, just as you would if you were in his situation, and everyone seems quite happy with the results.

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Chapter 2 - Charley Chase And Barrett Blade: Charley teases the camera and strips out of her skimpy duds to set those sweater puppies free. The camera ogles her, thankfully, and before you know if Barrett has his prick in her mouth and half way down her throat. After some quality head, he fucks her rack as she tells him to fuck her like the dirty slut that she is. Barrett seems down with this idea and so he slips it in missionary style before she rides him reverse cowgirl. There's some oral action here from Charley before Eric flips her legs up to give her some piledriver love. He pulls out and blows his load across her tits and you walk away from this quality scene thinking that there might be a lot more titty spooge where that came from. Next!

Chapter 3 - Evie Delatosso And Derrick Pierce: Evie struts around in a form fitting black bikini. She's oiled herself up, working her tits for the camera and showing off just how delightfully greasy these are before she gives him head, being sure to lavish a bit of attention on her twat while she blows. She rides him cowgirl style, breaks to suck herself off of him, then rides him reverse for a bit. Derrick decides it's time to smack that caboose and so he gets her on all fours and fucks her from behind so he can give those ass cheeks a few smacks, before flipping her over one last time and finishing up in the tried and true missionary position before basting her tits with his manchowder.

Chapter 4 - Jennifer White And Nick Manning: Jennifer starts her scene off like the three before her, by showing off her ample endowment and working it for the camera. Nick's lucky enough to walk into the room just in time to get some serious head from this cutie. She goes down like she means it and works it all the way down her throat before slipping him between her cans. After the requisite titty fucking, she rides him reverse cowgirl and then plain old regular cowgirl before blowing him and then taking him inside her missionary style. He pulls out and, you guess it, shoots his goop across her orbs.

Chapter 5 - Riley Evans And Ethan Cage: Last but not least, lovely Riley teases us before she pleases us by working her body for Lord's leering lens. She fingers herself a bit and then takes Ethan's little man all the way down her throat. She sucks him with skill and he fondles her tits before fucking them with his cock. They go at it just as you'd expect - both cowgirls, a bit of doggy, and some missionary action - and he finishes the scene and the feature by shooting a load onto her titties.



Natural Knockers is presented in a decent 1.78.1 anamorphic widescreen transfer and that appears to be the right aspect ratio for each of the five scenes collected here. There are some mild compression artifacts noticeable in the darker points of the movie but other than that things look good. This material is all fairly recent, most of it less than two years old, so it's on par with what you'd expect from a modern compilation though things do vary a little bit from clip to clip.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo track is fine. The levels are balanced fairly well though one or two scenes are louder than the others. Joanna's intros to each segment are recorded well and you won't have any problem hearing her or understanding her.


The primary extra on this disc is a behind the scenes featurette (10:09) that allows Mr. David Lord to talk to each and every one of the five lovely ladies kind enough to bare it all in front of the camera for this feature. In between the interview bits and teasing clips there's some hardcore footage of the action as it is in progress. Aside from that, there are separate interviews with Jennifer White, Riley Evans and Evie Delatosso, a few trailers for other unrelated Adam & Eve productions, animated menus and scene selection. All in all, a fairly standard selection of extra features for an adult release.

Final Thoughts:

Natural Knockers does deliver the big-titty goods. Each of the five girls is fun to look at and enthusiastic to make you stand up and take notice and the production values are good enough that, while this won't win any production or cinematography awards, it is at least easy on the eyes. The presentation is fairly standard, not really any better than your typical gonzo release, but no worse either. If you're a fan of king sizes cans, you can consider this one recommended.

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