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We Suck! #2

Studio: Evil Angel » Review by Vincent Pierce » Review Date: 3/3/10

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Point of View, Blowjobs

Director: Jake Malone

Cast: Abby Lane, Adrianna Nicole, Alexia Sky, Amai Liu, Andi Anderson, Annette Schwarz, Ariel Summers, Charley Chase, Dia, Domenic Kane, Emy Reyes, Evie Delatosso, Jake Malone, Jandi Lin, Joe Blow, Lana Violet, Lee Bangs, Mz Berlin, Samantha Bourdain, Sindee Jennings, Sophie Dee, Suzanne Kelly, Tessa Taylor, Vanessa Leon

Date of Production: 12/21/2009

Length: 2 hrs. 24 mins.

Audio/Video: As it is with other Evil Angel DVDs the sound quality is very good. The video is presented in a fullscreen ration, with very clear picture quality.

Overview: This is a DVD about sucking, or more specifically multiple girls sucking on one lucky man's cock. It also has some girl on girl action, because none should be left out when it comes to threesome, or multiple pair activities.

Scene 1: Annette Schwarz, Jandi Lin, Adrianna Nicole & Sindee Jennings

The three blonde haired girls in this scene seem bent on making the one brunette suck some serious cock while they play amongst themeselves. One blonde haired girl does her share of sucking too ... The girls also brought some toys along for some added fun, a couple of large vibrators, and a whip which the used on the brunette girl to make her suck better, or something. There was a lot of female interaction, and not so much sucking as I thought there should have been. The girls all looked hot playing with each other, but more attention to the cock would have been even hotter. I guess they were all having fun, though ...

Scene 2: Alexia Sky & Tessa Taylor

Alexia, and Tessa sart of with a rather lengthy session of girl on girl action involving ass slapping, and butt licking ... The girls team up for a bit servicing the guys cock, and balls, but soon return to there girl play with some '69' action. I think this scene could have definitely focused more on the sucking and less on the girl on girl interactions. Don't get me wrong, the girls were hot, but I thought this DVD was about sucking not butt licking ...

Scene 3: Evie Delatosso & Andi Anderson

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I thought this was one of the hottest pair of girls on the DVD, especially Evie. Both girls had very beautiful bodies. This scene started off with a lot of girl on girl action which included the girls playing wiith each other's breasts (which was hot!), and some ass and pussy licking. I just can't figure out why for the life of me they titled this DVD 'We Suck'?! It's mostly girl on girl interactions with a little cocksucking, ending in a cumshot. Regardless of that This is one of my favorite scenes ...

Scene 4: Charley Chase & Amai Liu

This was an odd pair of girls in the sense that one of them had a tiny body, while the other girl was tall and big breasted. These two girls were not the most attractive out of the bunch, but they did something kinky I rather liked ... Charley bent Amai over her knee and spanked her with her clothes still on, and then again with her pants down. There was plenty of girl on girl interaction and less sucking like the scenes before, but their kinky ways made the scene more enjoyable to me.

Scene 5: Dia & MZ Berlin

Dia and MZ were a bondage tag team. One girl was the submissive dog type taking all the abuse including whipping, while the other girl dished out all the punishment including making the submissive girl to suck cock. These girl's were not that attractive to me. the whole girl on girl bondage theme just didn't work for me. I think this was one of the worse scenes on the DVD.

Scene 6:  Ariel Summers & Sophie Dee

These two girls really liked to get up close, and personal with each other. The did a lot of licking, and other girl on girl interactions. I can't say there was anything special about the pair. It actually aggravates me at how much attention was given to the girl on girl interactions, and not on sucking cock. That's what I really want to see. What a dissappointment ...

Scene 7: Lana Violet & Suzanne Kelly

Lana and Suzanne are a very attractive pair of brunettes. In their scene they paid a lot more attention to cocksucking, which I thought was a geat thing. Even so there were still some girl on girl interactions. If it weren't for the girl on girl stuff this scene could have been really hot, but I know some people like that kind of thing, so I speak only for myself. They are two very hot girls who seemed to enjoy what they were doing, so this is one of my favorite scenes.

Scene 8: Vanessa Leon & Emy Reyes

I don't know what it is, but some of the girls they chose in this DVD just don't appeal to me. I'm sure it's just because I have my favorite types of girls, like I believe most other straight guys do. Again this scene is filled with mostly girl on girl delights, and a small fraction of sucking. I don't know what it is but a girl with her face stuck close to another girls butt just doesn't seem right to me, and there was a lot of that.

Scene 9: Charley Chase & Abby Lane

This scene starts of with Charley and Abby rubbing butts together with stockings on, and then without. It was a bit strange, but kinky. One of the girls was wearing a military cap, and the other was wearing tall leather boots. There was a lot of girl on girl interactions between the two, butt licking, pussy licking, spanking ... Then there was something I've never seen before, titty and butt crack fucking at the same time ... it was quite unusual, you'd have to see it for yourself to understand. It was mostly a bunch of the same stuff though girl on girl, with a little bit of cocksucking.

Scene 10:  Samantha Bourdain & Sophie Dee

Here we have two girls in costume ... One I presume is a police uniform, and I guess the other is a civilian's outfit??? Anyways, I have to say this was my favorite scene despite the over the top girl on girl interaction. Samantha really knows how to suck, and the costumes make it kind of hot (especially since I'm into cosplay). At this point I have watched 2 hours and 24 minutes worth of mostly girl on girl action, and I'm wondering ... Why did they title this DVD 'We Suck"?! ... This is the best scene, but it's not the best I've seen.

Extras: As usual, Evil Angel includes on of my favorite extra features, the 'Cumshot Recap' along with 'Behind the Scenes' which is a look at what went on behind the scenes in this DVD ... 'Photo Gallery' which is a photo slideshow of pictures of girls in their scenes ... 'Cast List' which shows the names of those who participated in each scene ... 'Filmographies' which shows all of the adult films each adult performer was in ... 'Websites' which gives links to websites associated with Evil Angel, and the DVD ... and 'Trailers' which are trailers to other DVDs that Evil Angel offers.

Final Thoughts: All of the Evil Angel DVDs I have reviewed up until now have been awesome, I really like them. Evil Angel always makes good quality DVDS ... I can't honestly say I like this one. I began watching this expecting more of a straight/oral experience between multiple girls and a guy, as the title led me to believe ... The title is 'We Suck', bit what I saw was alot of girl on girl action (I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that), and hardly any sucking. I believe if someone bought this thinking it was going to be a straight and oral experience they would find themselves dissappointed as I was.

Final Rating: Rent It

"I'm the man who coined the phrase "Same Sex Different Dame". If you're gonna produce porn PLEASE go all out, and don't fall victim to retro ruination. Innovation is king!"

- Vincent Pierce 2014 A.D.

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