I decided to review this product mainly because I was prepared to just make fun of it.
But I was pleasantly surprised.
The Taffy Tickler is an Adam & Eve Signature Toys product. Basically, it's a vibe on a keychain.
First off, I'd like to say BRAVO to the folks and Adam & Eve for designing a package that you can actually open! It was in a plastic clamshell that I was prepared to attack with scissors, but I thought I'd try to open it without them. The package opened very easily with minimal effort.
I figured this would just be laughably cheap. But it actually packs more of a punch than I'd figured.
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It's got a solid moderately strong vibe to it, which I absolutely didn't expect. It's definitely stronger than the Sunny Tickler -- by a lot!
It's also made of silicone, which is a plus. I really like how cleanable silicone is, and how it doesn't absorb anything.
However, I have to mock the soft silicone dollops that cover the entire thing. They make it a lot less cleanable, and also makes it hard to get direct clit stimulation because they're in the way. I am also going to mock the whole keychain attachment. Come on, do you really want this thing attached to your keyring, banging around in your car and picking up lint and dirt and who knows what else in your handbag? Probably not. It does glow in the dark though, so I guess it's easier to find in the bottom of your bag that way?
Other features: It says it has multi-speed vibration. Technically this is true, but my clit couldn't really tell the difference between the settings.
Holding it can be a little annoying, because of the chain attachment on the top. You have to keep it out of the way of the vibe while it's on, or it makes a pretty loud grinding kind of noise. Otherwise, it's pretty quiet.
I also don't believe the claim that this thing is waterproof. The included battery (a watch-type battery, so again, this won't be an easy battery to replace) has some kind of gasket around it, but it squishes out around the sides once you tighten down the top. So I'd think twice about dunking it in your bathtub.
The Hits: More powerful than you'd expect. Made of silicone.
The Misses: Would be tough to clean, would easily get filthy in a purse. Still not strong enough to actually get me off.
Final grade: C+
This might actually work for some people, but I take issue with the waterproof and multi-speed claims. It doesn't really live up to its own package hype. But if you want to put a vibe on your keychain for show, then by all means, pick this one. It's pretty entertaining.