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Hit Me With Your Best Squirt

Studio: Tom Byron Pictures » Review by Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E. » Review Date: 3/14/10

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Hit Me With Your Best Squirt

Tom Byron Pictures

Genre: Squirting/Gonzo

Condoms: None

Director: Ivan

Length: 142 Minutes + 34 Minute Bonus Scene

Date of Production: 11.10.09

Cast: Sindee Jennings, Coco Velvett, Tatiana Kush, Amber Rayne, Mason Moore.

Special Features: Special Features include: two trailers, a fourteen minute behind the scenes feature, a thirty four minute bonus scene with Isabel and Tom Byron, a photo gallery, and phone sex ads. The behind the scenes feature packs the vibe on set with the talent and crew. The BTS is a worthwhile extra if you enjoyed the title. As for the bonus scene, a review can be read before my Final Thoughts.

Audio/Video Quality: Audio is presented in the usual Dolby Digital 2.0 Stereo (192 Kbps) and is standard fare with average sound for a gonzo flick. As for the video, the title was shot in a 1.78:1 anamorphic widescreen format. The video was mastered in the standard 480i resolution and had a solid performance. Colors were strong and on point, flesh tones accurate and lighting was well done throughout the flick. The editing was strong with minimal cuts throughout each scene while keeping a consistent flow through each position and scene.

Overview: Industry legend Tom Byron has recently teamed up with Ivan, who is known for his gonzo work with Christopher Alexander's Anabolic Video. Anabolic has been slow with forthcoming releases as many studios struggle with the declining industry. However, Tom Byron is familiar with the talent Ivan possesses and is the producing partner while Ivan directs for hire. Ivan is better known for his work on such notable releases as Nice Rack, Bring'Um Young, and Sweet Cheeks. Regardless, Tom Byron and Ivan collaborate in uncharted territory with their first volume of Hit Me With Your Best Squirt. The release is an all squirting title starring Sindee Jennings, Coco Velvett, Tatiana Kush, Amber Rayn, and Mason Moore. Ivan's flicks always exhibit a fun atmosphere with A game in production and value; let's see how Hit Me With Your Best Squirt ranks with the rest.

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First starlet up is Sindee Jennings, who is interviewed and gives us background info on her squirting techniques. Within minutes of Tom eating out Sindee and rubbing her clit, Sindee begins squirting for the camera and has her first orgasm. Sindee returns the favor with a blowjob before the two get into 69ing. The fucking begins with Tom piping in missionary before Sindee gets into the more appropriate reverse cowgirl. The two positions lead Sindee to give us some good squirting action as Tommy holds back his load. The two fuck in the spooning positions and missionary once more while Sindee squirts one last time. Tommy unloads his own squirt juice all over Sindee's face and wraps up the scene.

Sex Tags: Pussy Eating, Squriting, Blowjob, 69, Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, Spooning, Facial

An irresistible brunette by the name of Coco Velvett is up next. Her numerous tattoos are reminiscent of a Julia Bond. Coco is paired up with John Strong, who enters the scene hard and ready for a BJ from Coco. John finger fucks Coco and she squirts some pussy juice before John begins piping her. John isn't a vanilla performer who's easy on the talent; he reams them hard as evident in this scene. John makes Coco squirt multiple times before she has to lick off her squirt juice off Ivan's lens. Coco's round booty jiggles on John's cock as she rides him and her snatch swallows his cock. John's cock continues to pound Coco's twat while she squirts away. Ultimately, John returns the favor and squirts his own load into Coco's mouth and brings the scene to a close.

Sex Tags: Blowjob, Squirting, Finger Fucking, Missionary, Spooning, Cowgirl, Reverse Cowgirl, Doggystyle, Facial

Tatiana Kush is up and she's paired with the strangely unique Nick Manning. The scene takes place in a bathroom where Tatiana blows Nick before getting railed. Nick takes it upon himself to fuck Tatiana anyway possible in the bathroom. The two performers match each other's energy and build for some hot pussy squirting action. In a intimate moment between Tatiana and Nick, Tatiana squirts so much that she slips and almost busts her head on the sink. The chemistry within the scene is genuine and is highly entertaining. My only complaint is the stupid comments Nick makes while fucking Tatiana. His comments are borderline ridiculous, yet entertaining. Regardless, Ivan produces a hot scene between Tatiana and a uniquely strange Nick.

Sex Tags: Blowjob, Cowgirl, Squirting, Reverse Cowgirl, Missionary, Doggystyle, Spooning, Facial

Amber Rayne, a cute but aging brunette is up next and is paired with Tom Byron. After a simple interview, Amber is blowing Tommy's tool and even eating his asshole. After a few pumps, Amber squirts like a fire hydrant and gets the couch, Tommy, and Ivan covered in squirt juice. Amber is enthusiastic on taking it up the ass, which is exactly what Tommy proceeds to do. In addition, Amber has no problem of ass to pussy or ass to mouth for that matter. She's a dirty girl and has no problem admitting to her whorish ways. The scene is filled with nonstop squirting whenever she gets reamed in her pussy, but Tommy does spend some time filling in her black hole. Amber has one last big squirt before Tommy unloads his nut juice across Amber's face.

Sex Tags: Blowjob, Ass Eating, Missionary, Squirting, Anal, Reverse Cowgirl, Cowgirl, Facial

The last scene stars the highly attractive cover girl, Mason Moore. Mason is heavily tattooed but not as many as alt-porn star Joanna Angel. Ivan and Mason have a quick interview before Justice Young is brought in as the male talent. After Mason blows Justice, she begins riding him in cowgirl bouncing her bubble butt on his cock. Moments into the scene, Mason proves her squirting capabilities as she squirts all over Justice and the couch. With Mason's legs fully cocked back, she gets railed hard by Justice making her says some hilarious things in between. The sexual chemistry between Mason and Justice is as good as it gets. Mason appropriately deserves the crown of 'Squirtwoman' after seeing this performance. Justice ends the scene with a huge load across Mason's cute face.

Sex Tags: Blowjob, Cowgirl, Squirting, Reverse Cowgirl, Finger Fucking, Missionary, Doggystyle, Facial

Bonus Scene: There's a bonus scene with a British girl by the name of Isabel. Tom Byron helms the camera in this additional scene. The first few minutes are shot in POV by Tom, but the camera is passed over to someone else. The scene appears to be from the Asseaters Unanimous series as Isabel focuses heavily on eating Tom's asshole. Tom generously returns the favor and eats out Isabel and her asshole before fucking her doggystyle. The scene includes some gaping action, anal fucking, and some ass to pussy. Isabel certainly proves herself and the validity of her work visa with this dirty performance.

Final Thoughts: Hit Me With Your Best Squirt is an impressive piece of smut. Tom and Ivan managed to get a great cast and more importantly managed to get an impressive performance from everyone involved. As with most releases, there were some rough spots here and there, but overall; Hit Me With Your Best Squirt is a promising series if Tom Byron decides to produce future volumes. Ivan continues to master his craft of pro-amateur and Los Angeles stylized gonzo porn. The bonus scene and behind the scenes feature are worthwhile extras that add value to an already great disc. I hope to see new endeavors from Tom Byron and Ivan in 2010. Highly Recommended

Alexander 'Ebert of Smut' E.

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