Genre: All sex/instructional. Director: Ernest Greene. Cast: Dick Danger, Nina Hartley, Tiffany Mynx, Violet Blue. Must-See Girls in Cast: MSGs Length: 01:25 Condoms: None. Bonus: One bonus star for condom-free boy/girl sex.
Wow! I've never reviewed anything quite like this before! Although I've noticed several of Nina Hartley's "Guide to" movies, I've never had the opportunity to review one before. I must say that I'm extremely impressed.
Perhaps its because the shape of a hugely-pregnant woman is so fucking fine. I know I literally worshipped my wife's body each time she was pregnant! Or, perhaps it's because of the cover shot featuring porn icon Nina Hartley and oh-so-lovely Tiffany Minx. Maybe it's because Violet Blue, who I saw do a solo scene during the same pregnancy, is featured in Nina Hartley's Guide to Great Sex During Pregnancy. Or, perhaps it's due to my curiosity about Nina's how-to movies. Whatever the cause, I felt compelled to pop Great Sex During Pregnancy into my computer's DVD player. I'm glad I did!
Nina Hartley's Guide to Great Sex During Pregnancy unfolds in three scenes: First, there's an instructional segment featuring Nina and Violet Blue. The women cover things like sexual arousal, positions, and tips and tricks. This information is of extreme value to those couples who are pregnant or are intending to become pregnant. I sure as hell could have used Nina and Violet's advice when my wife was pregnant for the first time years ago. Wow, what a difference it would have made!
Scene Two is girl/girl and features Nina Hartley and Tiffany Minx. There are lots of great techniques to use on your woman when she gets to the point that penile/vaginal sex is uncomfortable. Believe me, with these techniques you can give your woman untold pleasure and lots of orgasms throughout her pregnancy. All it takes is your fingers, your dick, your mouth, your creativity, and maybe a toy or two.
Finally, in Scene Three, Violet Blue, who looks so fucking fine that her swollen belly defies words, gets it on with her real-life husband Dick Danger. Wow, what beautiful--and real--sex.
All in all, Nina Hartley's Guide to Great Sex During Pregnancy is a must-see movie for pregnant couples and for those, like me, who simply love the fruit of sex and the shape of the woman who carries that fruit. I wish there were more "high-end" adult movies featuring prominent porn stars.
Please note that my rating scale simply does not do justice to a movie like Nina Hartley's Guide to Great Sex During Pregnancy.
Check out some photos of the girls in Great Sex During Pregnancyhere.
Pay particular attention to the photos of very pregnant Violet Blue fucking her husband Dick Danger! Enjoy!
Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This webpage provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Nina Hartley's Guide to Great Sex During Pregnancy can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2008.
Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.
Scene Type: Instructional Performers: Nina Hartley, Violet Blue
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Overview: Dressed in black leather, Nina Hartley begins by welcoming us to her latest sex guide episode and introduces us to very pregnant Violet Blue (also dressed in very sexy black leather). Violet confesses that she's eight-months along and still having sex with her husband. Then, Nina asks Violet a series of questions that reveal her thoughts about masturbation vs. sex; how sex during pregnancy requires a little more effort to "get going;" how massage (especially her back and feet) and cunnilingus are great sex starters; how it's important to relax and go slow; how the vagina is extra sensitive during pregnancy so it's important to be more gentle than normal; how positions need to be changed a little to accommodate her swollen belly during the final trimester (she likes doggie and spoon, but needs to change positions often during sex); how libido can vary during various trimesters; how important it is to "listen to your woman;" how her labia and clit swell so that even walking is pleasurable; how much she enjoys her "boob dividend" (she shows us how big and beautiful they are--you might remember that Violet's breasts were small in the early years of her career); how important it is for a woman's partner to compliment her appearance and buy her attractive clothes; how she tries to make herself "seductive" for her husband (including bikini waxing or having him shave her pubic area); how to prevent stretch marks (pay attention, ladies!); how it's important to compromise when one partner is not in the mood (like when the baby's moving a lot); how douching is inappropriate; how a midwife may provide better sex-life help to a couple than traditional doctors; how sex during pregnancy with the baby's father is especially intimate; and how the baby reacts to her orgasms. While not a sex scene, the 20 minutes you'll spend watching this segment with your partner will definitely time well spent. Bottom line? Sex during pregnancy is good and pleasurable...so long as the couple listens to each other. If not forbidden by her doctor, go for it! Toward the end of the scene, Violet and Nina take a break to watch Scene Two...which was recorded earlier. They'll return to talk some more in Scene Three.
Sex rating: NA Video rating: 4.50 Audio rating: 4.50 Production values rating: 3.20
Scene Type: Girl/girl Performers: Nina Hartley, Tiffany Mynx
Overview: Set in a talk-show environment in front of a panoramic view of Los Angeles, Nina, dressed in black lace underwear, introduces sex legend Tyffany Mynx (who is dressed in the same outfit she wears on the DVD box cover). Tiffany, who is absolutely gorgeous in her third trimester, has been pregnant for two and one-half years of her life. And, she definitely is an extremely sexual person. So, she knows a thing or two about sex during pregnancy. The women talk about Tiffany's experiences, how important it is to factor "dad" and his needs into the equation, how important communication is, and how important it is for the woman to feel attractive. Then, while Tiffany lies back in a very comfortable-looking reclining chair that appears to be perfect support for a very-pregnant woman, Nina gives us a "tour" of Tiffany's body and demonstrates some mommy-pleasing techniques like foot and toe rubs, massage, and back rubs. Then, after explaining that the baby is well protected from sex--so you don't need to worry about hurting him or her--Nina gives us a tour of the changes in Tiffany's vagina. Nina explains how Tiffany's labia are twice as big as usual and shows Tiffany her own magnificent vagina using a mirror (Tiffany's belly is too swollen for her to see herself any more). Then, Nina gives Tiffany's vagina a massage while explaining how important this process is to a delivery that does not require cutting of the vagina. Next, Nina demonstrates a finger-fucking technique in which Tiffany flexes her vagina while Nina uses her fingers to massage the inside of her pussy. God, this technique is sexy and, according to the women, feels good for both of them. I wish I had known about it when my wife was pregnant! In due course, Nina moves on to breast massage. Nina slips Tiffany's magnificent boobs out of her negligee and shows us the proper way to squeeze and massage them...and her nipples. And, in POV, Nina jiggles Tiffany's mammoth breasts to show us the beauty we will see when we look down and watch our pregnant woman sucking our dicks. In due course, Nina goes down on Tiffany's neatly groomed pussy to slowly lick her labia and suckle her clit. Of course, horny Tiffany coos with undeniable pleasure. She also multiple-finger-fucks Tiffany's vagina while licking her clit. Believe me, the look of ecstasy on Tiffany's face is exactly what you want to see beaming from your pregnant woman. Watch and learn! As the scene unfolds, Nina dons a strap-on and then tells us how we can modify missionary so we can use it even in the advanced stages of pregnancy. Then, Nina lubes her plastic dick and Tiffany's vagina so that the dildo can slide in super easy. Nina then shows us how to use shallow strokes, accompanied by kissing, clit jacking, and breast squeezing, to drive your woman wild. After a while, Tiffany spends some time sucking her pussy juices off of the toy...and even deep-throats it. Then, Tiffany kneels in doggie so that she can fuck Nina, who lies on the floor under her and remains still (superb close-ups and camera angles). Note that Nina lets Tiffany do the thrusting so that she can have depth control and be comfortable. Meanwhile, Nina gently caresses and spanks Tiffany's butt cheeks, massages her asshole with a finger, and strokes her clit. This is so beautiful that it defies words! As the scene continues, Nina uses a modified spoon position to fuck Tiffany while Tiffany, in turn, uses a vibrator to stimulate her clit. And, she squeezes Tiffany's swollen breasts, too. Since Tiffany cannot see the action, Nina uses a mirror to show her. This is a real nice touch and should be in your bag of tricks! Eventually, Tiffany has such a powerful orgasm that even I could feel her pussy clamp down on this side of the screen! Afterward, the girls kiss to share Tiffany's pleasure. Then, Nina offers a couple of closing thoughts about oiling-up a pregnant woman's belly, how talking to your partner gently is good for the baby (she or he can hear your gentleness), and the option of anal sex during pregnancy. While this scene is not "volcanic" or any of the other terms you might hear applied to super-hard non-pregnant sex, it is extremely effective and must-see for pregnant couples. I loved it...and I really loved seeing porn icon Tiffany Mynx hugely pregnant.
Sex rating: 4.90 Video rating: 3.50 Audio rating: 4.50 Production values rating: 4.00
Scene Type: Boy/girl Performers: Violet Blue, Dick Danger
Overview: After watching Scene Two, Violet and Nina conclude the discussion they began in Scene One. Then, Nina asks Violet, who brought along her husband, to "do what comes naturally and let us watch." Of course, Violet is game. The action then cuts to a stage-like set in which Violet, dressed in tiny black bra and panties, is rubbing her swollen belly while admiring her reflection in a mirror. Dick, clad only in a bathrobe, enters the room and starts to caress his pregnant wife. "There's a lot more for you to see nowadays!" observes Violet. Dick, admiring his handiwork, loves every inch of his wife and compliments her. After an abrupt edit, Violet is reclining on a cushion in mish with her legs splayed wide. Dick does what I'd do...he goes down on Violet's succulent and swollen pussy for some very pleasurable cunnilingus, tongue fucking, and clit sucking, (great camera angles and close-ups). Of course, Violet purrs like a contented cat as pleasure courses through her body. Damn, everything about Violet looks--and sounds--beautiful! In due course, Violet gives Dick a gentle and loving blowjob as she kneels between his legs. She gobbles his balls, licks his shaft and strokes it with her hands, tickles his tip with her tongue, and gazes adoringly into his eyes. Meanwhile, he tugs on her long brunette hair. Sex begins in missionary while Violet lies on a cushion that seems to have been designed to support a pregnant woman's body. Dick fucks his wife with shallow and slow strokes while her face beams with pleasure and she coos happily (great shots of her pretty face and stuffed vagina). Meanwhile, Violet gently strokes her clit with her pretty fingers and squeezes her swollen breasts. As the scene unfolds, Violet and Dick fuck in doggie (a great position for you to savor Violet's bulging belly, ripe tits, and extremely erect nipples). Again, the sex is slow and sensual instead of fast and furious. But, it really pleases Violet, who coos contentedly and fucks back in sync with Dick's strokes. Later, the couple transitions to spoon for more sweet and sensual vaginal sex (super camera angles) augmented with clit jacking. Violet's pleasure builds slowly--but inexorably--until she screams through a sweet orgasm. Afterward, they return to mish so Dick can build up to his own ejaculation. He fucks her until the last second and then pulls out and shoots his powerful load across Violet's chest and onto her tits. Then, the happy couple kisses sweetly. As is the case in Scene Two, the sex is sweet and slow--yet very pleasurable. To finish up the movie, Nina and Violet provide a few concluding words.
Sex rating: 4.65 Video rating: 4.00 Audio rating: 3.50 Production values rating: 3.60
This DVD-9 disc contains a full-motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per scene, a 17-minute interview of Nina Hartley, a seven-minute self-running slide show (GREAT pix!), a trailer for Adam & Eve's Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant, and other movies (You can't jump to the preview you want to see...they're all in series. It's very frustrating and I gave up watching the trailers.), ten minutes of sex ads, and a three-minute promo for Adam & Eve's website. More importantly, however, the disc has a 25-minute behind-the-scenes featurette that includes video of the still photo shoots; impromptu interviews of Nina Hartley, director Ernest Greene, Violet Blue and her husband, and Tiffany Mynx; lots of naked bulging-belly and "pregnancy-dividend" boob footage; video of the make-up, hairstyling, and wardrobe-selection sessions; and set-up of equipment. In addition, there's a 20-minute boy/girl bonus scene from Brat School that features Brit Leah Jaye and T.J. Cummings. Given the bonus scene and the Behind the Scenes feature, this selection of extras is a bit above average in today's marketplace. Three and one-half stars!
Recap Average sex rating: 4.78 Average video rating: 4.00 Average audio rating: 4.16 Average production values rating: 3.60 Extras rating: 3.50 Bonus point(s): 1.00 Overall rating: 4.21
Legend: X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall) Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall) Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall) Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall) Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)