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Lex The Impaler 5

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/25/10

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

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Lex the Impaler 5

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Interracial

Director: Jules Jordan

Cast: Andy San Dimas, Juelz Ventura, Lexington Steele, Eva Angelina, McKenzie Lee, Taylor Wayne, Tori Black, Katie Kox

Length: 223:10 minutes (126:08 minutes & 97:02 minutes)

Andy San Dimas and Juelz Ventura with Lexington Steele

Date of Production: 2/18/2010

Extras: The extras included a 21:47 minute long Behind the Scenes feature (most of it made up of deleted sexual material), a photogallery, a cast list, a biography for Jules Jordan, a pop shot compilation from the scenes, and a bunch of trailers.

Condoms: None

Eva Angelina

Audio/Video Quality: Lex the Impaler 5 was presented in an anamorphically enhanced 1.78:1 widescreen color the movie was shot in by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video in the MPEG-2 codec used for standard definition releases (in 480 resolution). There was some variation in the lighting that added additional grain but I saw a few other issues as the camera kept an active stance at providing the best angles to showcase the ladies. The editing helped in this endeavor too with a movie as long as this one needing extra care to make sure that there is enough tease but also heated sexual antics, my initial impression being that this was a well rounded romp where virtually all the cast had a lot of fun. The bitrate was on the modest side yet there were few compression artifacts, the aliasing minimal and given the length of the double disc offering, fans of Lex-inspired scenes should be very pleased. The bitrate hovered all over the place this time, slightly lower than usual with most of the movie in the 5.9 Mbps range, but varying across the board depending on the scene. The audio was presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English (at 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) offering that really didn't use any separation in terms of the vocals (there was some potential to do so here too). The dynamic range was also kind of generic, an area that seemed slightly better than previous efforts and an area that Jules could easily improve to make best use of the great many home theaters in the hands of porn fans everywhere.

McKenzie Lee

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Body of Review: Jules Jordan has long been the only director to properly shoot scenes with Lexington Steele, his "Impaler" series garnering a lot of positive attention for Jules Jordan Video. Having said this in the past (pissing off someone at Lex's own company in the process), I found it to be just as true with their latest pairing in Lex the Impaler 5: Special Edition with six lengthy scenes of white gals getting impaled by the mighty man of Steele. Going into the production, I favored Eva Angelina, Tori Black, and Andy San Dimas as being likely to provide the very best scenes, some of the other ladies surprising me with how well they took his huge black cock (this also being Taylor Wayne's first interracial scene to date, talk about jumping in head first!). For those of you that are unfamiliar with Lex, let's just say that he is genetically blessed with one of the largest performing peckers in all of porn, the man having boned all sorts of ladies to become one of the most popular black cult figures to come out of the industry to date. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Taylor Wayne with Lex

Scene One: Andy San Dimas and Juelz Ventura, the two lean brunettes wearing slutty attire as seen on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, were up first as they double teamed the mighty Lexington Steele. Their walking through the house showcased their precariously lean figures, neither gal looking sturdy enough to take care of Lex's massive cock. There was some lesbian licking and caressing here before the ladies found Lex waiting for them on the couch, the women massaging his dick through his pants until he unleashed it for them to suck. The blowjob showed the ladies focusing on the head of it most of the time, it being far too large to completely engulf. They serviced his balls and soon progressed to doing all sorts of vaginal riding, some ass fingering and rimming as far as they came to doing anal this time. There was a lot of taste testing and playful oral antics this time, the ladies showing less chemistry with him than sheer determination to outdo each other in active form. The ending wad of genetic juice landed on a sweet ass, the gals sharing in cleaning his spew up with their tongues and sharing it.

Tori Black with Lex

Scene Two: Eva Angelina, the hotty featured on the lower right hand corner of the cover, was up next as she prepared to do an anal scene with Lexington Steele, her recent talks about only working under contract all a bunch of smoke. She was wearing colorful bikini undies with some fishnet arm covers and a collar, the cutie discussing what she was going to do with Lex to the director. This was to be the biggest cock she ever took and Lex walked over all dressed up to go down on her as foreplay. Once Eva was all juiced up, he vaginally banged away on her and she did some taste testing, graduating to anal positions before too long to find he was as large as she could handle. Eva was an active rider and she gyrated her hips to accommodate him as deeply as possible, cleaning him off several times with her mouth as she prepared him to enter her ass. Eva was almost always passive when he was inside of her asshole though, trying her best to go the next step but unable to give as good a ride anally as she was with him inside her snatch. There was a titty fuck ending that milked his balls dry too, coating her face and neck, the gal showing some enthusiasm as well as chemistry to make this an especially good scene.

Katie Kox with Lex

Scene Three: McKenzie Lee, the brunette British bombshell featured on the lower middle of the front cover, was up last on the first disc, Lexington Steele to impale her anally for the first time. She wore a dark red corset with fishnet top, her implants less appealing to me than all natural breasts would have been. Her fetish boots and body stocking did not hurt her look for me but she gave a bit of a solo show in the kitchen before moving into the living room to do Lex. He felt her up and kissed her, the gal dropping to her knees to slob an inch or so of his knob (as her hand worked the shaft). This limited hummer led to her sitting on his cock, his manhood taking awhile to stretch her out for the next level. She was active much of the time during the penetration though, admittedly taking only a few inches inside herself but doing better during the vaginal than the anal. There was taste testing and she seemed to approach the whole affair as if an initiation or rite of passage, his facial gluing her eye shut and falling down her torso.

Scene Four: Taylor Wayne, the blond wearing the maid outfit on the upper middle of the front cover, was up next as the first scene of the second disc with Lexington Steele. She paraded around in various revealing poses, her ass cheeks and cleavage welcomed by fans as much as the maid fetish types will enjoy her costume. I'm not one of her fans (her face looks too plastic to me) but she showed she could handle a whopper by taking on Lex, coyly allowing him inside the house as she finished her duties. He went down on her and she reciprocated as best she could, moaning loudly as her clothing was tossed aside for the vaginal penetration. In her favor, as obnoxiously loud as she got, she did actively ride his cock vaginally, fingering her ass towards the end as she shrieked at the possibility of him doing her ass too. There was more oral by both of them and Lex gave out his mighty roar to unleash his semen all over her face, Taylor licking him clean as the camera zoomed in.

Scene Five: Tori Black, the popular hotty featured on the middle of the front cover, was up next in a domination scene with Lexington Steele, the lady brandishing a riding crop as she came upon her slave for the day. Her plastic red skirt was great around back just as her mesh black top appealed on her tits, Lex's blindfold impairing his ability to see what was on the table. She tapped him a few times and soon dropped down on her knees to blow him, savoring the experience as she orally worked him over with great care. That led to him porking her in numerous positions both on and off the staircase, Tori actively riding him to the best of her abilities during the vaginal sex, the anal showing how much potential she has to go even further as her skills increase. I liked her dirty talk even though it was limited, Lex doing most of the anal work despite her appearance of wanting all he could give her. The ending stream of semen was plentiful and coated her face in a savage dose, Tori giving him some post coital head to clean him off.

Scene Six: Katie Kox, the thick gal seen sported on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up last on the second disc, Jules hiring her on the spot as she came inside the house while wearing business attire with pearls. I liked her cleavage and sexy stockings, her eyes looking aglow as she discussed her role in his business plans. Lexington Steele walked in to hear her claim she liked big black cock, knowing he could provide her with the experience she was begging for. His hands ran across her body and she whipped his pecker out of his pants, offering some titty fucking goodness until it was time for the vaginal positions. She took his dick well and tried to be consistently active during the ride, ending up on the kitchen counter where they went crazy doing each other. The ending facial was solid and she seemed genuinely into him, the levels of chemistry elevating the quality of the scene substantially.

Summary: Lex the Impaler 5 by director Jules Jordan for Jules Jordan Video was another in a popular series showcasing why Lexington Steele is so well regarded as a meat puppet, the man nailing all the ladies in the cast in such a manner that they would be lucky to sit down for a week. There were definitely highlights to the lengthy movie too (as discussed above) but even the worse scene showcased why Jules is the only one to capture Lex properly during his sexual antics. In short then, Lex the Impaler 5 was truthfully advertised as an all interracial effort, some of the ladies enjoying their first time with the man of steel or even their first interracial scene, most of the scenes containing substantial replay and stroke value as far as I'm concerned so I rated the double disc set as Highly Recommended.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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