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Breast Meat 3

Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 3/25/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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Breast Meat 3: Special Edition

Jules Jordan Video

Genre: Gonzo, Large Tits

Director: Erik Everhard

Cast: Jessica Moore, Erik Everhard, Catalina Taylor, James Deen, Faye Reagan, Evanni Solei, Toni Ribas, Elle Ryan, Lisa Sparkle

Length: 229:37 minutes (119:26 minutes & 110:11 minutes)

Jessica Moore

Date of Production: 2/2/2010

Extras: The best extra was clearly the 15:51 minute long Behind the Scenes feature capturing the action as they cast got ready to rumble. There was some photogallery material too, some anecdotal comments and interviews fleshing out the modest showcase effort. The rest of the extras were standard package material including a cast list, a photogallery, six trailers, and a pop shot recap.

Condoms: None

Catalina Taylor

Audio/Video Quality: Breast Meat 3 was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen the scenes were originally shot in by director Erik Everhard for Jules Jordan Video using the MPEG-2 codec (sporting 480 resolution). The quality of the visuals varied a bit here but Everhard focused less on the technical matters instead of maintaining the usual sexual energy and chemistry. The lighting was decent and that eliminated most of the problems associated with gonzo productions, Erik's works seemingly not as strong looking recently for some reason. The editing by Brad Stark could have used some polishing up but the basics were covered handily, the end result pretty close to what I expected out of the show. The bitrate was all over the charts here with much of the footage coming in around the 5.4 Mbps range but there were not a lot of compression artifacts present that I could see (there was some inherent grain at times though). The audio was offered up in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate but there was no separation noticed that I could figure out, and the dynamic range was pretty limited too; the scenes coming from quickly shot gonzo; the guerilla shooting style favored by pornographers everywhere.

Faye Reagan

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Body of Review: Erik Everhard and Jules Jordan Video have long been known for the exceptional quality of their gonzo porn titles, usually providing double disc sets to give fans more of what they want. Such was the case with Erik's latest homage to large boobs called Breast Meat 3: Special Edition, the six scene, double disc set offering substantial cleavage, tease, and sexually explicit action. As stated, the emphasis this time was on boobs, each lady providing two large but natural hooters for the audience to appreciate. My projected standout ladies from the beginning of the fuck flick were Elle Ryan, Catalina Taylor, and Jessica Moore but only time would tell if they were indeed the best of the breast or just passing fancies able to catch Erik's attention before he moved on to another scene. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Evanni Solei

Scene One: Jessica Moore, the blond with the tattoo on her shoulder seen on the lower part of the front cover, was up first. She was wearing a colorful dress and playing with her tits, smiling at the camera by some racks of shoes as she undressed to reveal similarly colored bikini undies that looked great on her. She kept eye contact with the camera and masturbated, Erik Everhard jumping between her legs to eat her out. She liked his attentive tongue and overdid the moaning a little, a quick move to the couch getting her actively riding his pecker before the intermittent cunnilingus continued. She did slow down during the anal penetration but gave him a tiny bit of head and a titty fuck that drained his dragon of genetic juice to land on her chest. She then licked up his remaining seed as she slobbed his knob some more.

Elle Ryan

Scene Two: Catalina Taylor, the brunette seen on the lower left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as she sunbathed herself on the roof of the building, her thong pulled up her ass crack and the top removed for an even tan. There was more grain in this scene too than I have come to expect from Erik's works but she distracted me by oiling herself up with an emphasis on titty footage. After playing with herself awhile, James Deen checked her out, the lady moving back downstairs where he pounced on her during her showering up to wash herself clean. I like shower footage and so did James, the guy jerking off until she beckoned him over to get a blowjob, her active mouth and hand servicing him until some vaginal penetration took place. They then moved to a bed where he pounded her pussy some more, the gal remaining largely passive while she yelped a whole bunch. She remained that way during the anal sex too, her looks not able to compensate for the mediocre performance. It ended with a titty fuck too, the gal lotioning up her chest with his modest nut of population pudding.

Lisa Sparkle

Scene Three: Faye Reagan, the heavily freckled redhead seen on the upper right hand corner of the front cover, was up next as the last scene on the first disc. She was in bed wearing some white and blue undies, caressing her chest as she masturbated. Using a porno magazine for inspiration, she continued as Erik Everhard walked in to go down on her, Faye reciprocating nicely with a hand assisted hummer. He diddled her as she continued slobbing his knob, her fleshy ass rippling as a result, a lot of titty play and additional vaginal positions leading to the ending titty load gracing her chest. They appeared to have a bit of personal chemistry together but it was not their best scene to date.

Scene Four: Evanni Solei, the exotic looking hotty with the superior booty seen on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up next as the first scene of the second disc, sleepy Toni Ribas finding it difficult to wake up after a hard night of partying. He didn't want to answer the door initially but the incessant knocking drove him and director Erik nuts, Toni unable to remember his tryst with Evanni that had her panties hanging in the apt. She was peeved but he started caressing her softly by the metal stripper pole, her yellow dress hardly covering up anything even before she removed it. He lubed up her chest with a drink and she dropped down to blow him, her eye contact pretty solid as she worked him over orally. This led to them vaginally screwing using the pole as a support, Toni doing most of the work but looking great bent over on the white couch for him to continue hammering. The following oral and vaginal penetration showed some chemistry but not a whole lot, the lady enjoying herself but more as a sensation slut than as a fixated partner. The scene closed up with her titty fucking him, milking his semen as she grasped his cock between her tits and chest.

Scene Five: Elle Ryan, the perky brunette with the great rack seen on the center of the front cover, was up next in the bedroom of Toni Ribas, twirling on his stripper pool so effectively used in the previous scene. She was wearing a really hot looking metallic blue outfit but as great as it looked on her, it looked better on the floor as the couple proceeded to get frisky. They kissed, she dropped down to blow him gingerly and they then moved to the bed where she straddled him vaginally as he played with her tits. She teased him at first but also wanted to get some penetrative loving, soon actively riding him as he held her closely. While she wasn't the most active rider of the day, she did show a lot of potential for doing better, her titty fuck and hand job eliciting his sperm to fly out onto her tits and chin.

Scene Six: Lisa Sparkle, the sleek brunette seen on the middle of the right side of the cover, was up next as she danced seductively in her animal print bikini undies for Erik Everhard in the bedroom. While her face seemed almost average to me, her tits and ass were great, Toni Ribas joining in to feel her up along with Erik. She appreciated the extensive attention and reciprocated with a couple of handjobs at first, blowing them as they alternated fucking her in bed second. She was an active rider and seemingly well versed in balancing two partners, the vaginal plowing leading to anal with some decent taste testing. She even did a DP and some minor choking, the chemistry between the trio better than most of the other scenes, titty fucking Toni's load to her chest before blowing and jerking out Erik's wad to her face and neck.

Summary: by director Erik Everhard for Jules Jordan Video had some minor technical issues with the lighting and grain but the ladies were all well suited for the show and seemed to have fun so I rated this one as Recommended or better, depending on how much you are a fan of the ladies present. In short, Breast Meat 3: Special Edition was most special when the participants gave in to their lust, the men showing an equal aptitude for heating things up with them. I suspect fans of all natural tits will adore most of the ladies here too but it was their overall performances that elevated the dynamic, making it strokable with decent replay value so check it out.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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