Note: The following is a review of a title that originally came out long ago, the Blu-ray version recently made available for the first time. In a nutshell, it was better looking than the original and offered more of the fun factor that the company has been missing of late, making it worthwhile to give a look at (not just for Teagan Presley's award winning performance either). The best way to show you how much fun it is would be to direct you to the high definition trailer, my hopes that the company returns to the kind of light hearted porn they won me over with, soon. I did not change a whole lot more in the review though, preferring to keep it untainted as possible. Teen America: Mission #11
Cast: Tory Lane, Jon Dough, Teagan Presley, Scott Nails, Austin Kinkaid, Marco Duato, Renee Richards, Tommy Gunn, Teena Fine, Chris Charming
Length: 113:49 minutes
Date of Production: 3/4/2005
Extra's: The extras were the standard photogallery and trailers to 7 movies.
Audio/Video Quality: Teen America: Mission #11 was presented in what appeared to be a 1.78:1 ratio widescreen color as originally shot by the talented Robby D. for Digital Playground. The high definition upgrade sported the usual 1080i resolution on this older flick, the video bitrate of the AVC encoded picture being around the 18.3 Mbps mark when I spot checked it. The lighting was decent, keeping most of the grain and video noise at bay during the sex scenes. The amount of shadows was also limited, thanks in large part to the seasoned eye of director Robby but also the others who participated on the project. The composition of the shots enhanced the look of the gals in almost every case although the limitations of the gonzo format prevented Robby from truly innovating here. The other good news is that the DVD mastering was as good as ever and I didn't see any compression artifacts. The audio was presented in a 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround English (48 kHz sampling rate at 448 Kbps) where the vocals were likely captured in monaural but the limited music and sound effects were added in on the other channels. In large part, this being a gonzo release means the audio wasn't a huge concern but the vocals were clearly discernable and added to the heat of the scenes.
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Body of Review: Fans of Digital Playground over the last year or two have been lucky in that they haven't had to accept the minimal offerings of the Jack's Playground series as indicative of the levels of fuck for the buck the company offers. I know that the comedy adds value but with few extras and a running time frequently going below 95 minutes, I can appreciate the need for more fuck for the buck as is provided in the Teen America series. The latest in this gonzo laugh-fest is Teen America: Mission #11, a show much like Teen America #10 in how it showed the continuing adventures of "Jack" a disinherited guy trying to capture hotties having sex on camera as part of their attempts to win a mythical beauty contest. The premise wasn't nearly as important as the great sex the show offers so here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms weren't part of the equation:
Scene One: Teagan Presents...Tory Lane!: Tory Lane, one of the highlights of the recent 2006 AEE Show, started off the show by telling Robby she was 22 years old (not the requisite teenager needed to win the contest) but quickly recanting to say she was 18 as Jon Dough played with her body. She was dressed up in a school girl outfit but it was clear that she was as slutty as Teagan claimed she was by the way she attacked Jon's penis orally. She used her mouth, hands, and eyes to get him as hard as possible; tonguing his balls for good measure. This led to the couple screwing with some passionate moves in which she was just as energetic as I've seen her during the vaginal action. She also used dirty talk to enhance the mood of the scene before the anal action kicked in. I noticed that Jon had some kind of red marks on his side during the action (it looked gross) but she distracted me from asking too many questions with her increasingly heated tempo during the backdoor tricks. By that point, I didn't care how old she was given her appeal to my libido though. The solid scene ended at about the 25 minute mark with her taking a massive facial from his dick. Whew!
Scene Two: Teagans Time To Shine: Teagan Presley, the popular hotty featured on the center of the front DVD cover, was up next as she teased the camera by lifting her skirt. The schoolgirl outfit looked very appealing on her lean little body and her desire to get spanked before some anal was too much for Scott Nails to pass up; especially after she begged him. He used a wooden paddle with holes in it and this turned her on to the point where she got goose bumps all over her body. She gave him a quick blowjob and the couple went to screwing after that. The use of a large red toy to stretch out her ass was kind of interesting but nothing worked as well as his dick hammering away at her after she did some ATM with that toy. There was some other rougher stuff like choking (in which she choked herself at one point) but the fact was that he was so large that it added to the appeal of the action. That she could be so active with a dick in her ass was a sight to behold and it ended when she licked up his spew off the glass table top (shot from underneath too). This was a scene that Teagan fans will really enjoy for all it had to offer. Yum!
Scene Three: Titty Shower: Austin Kinkaid, the brunette with large implants on the left hand side of the front DVD cover wearing glasses and boots, claimed to be 18 but her ample chest really stood out for me. She showered as part of the tease footage and Marco Duato joined her after his dick got hard during her gyrations. Heck, I didn't even mind the fogged up shower door window given the manner in which the raw energy of the scene was displayed. The vaginal and oral sex seemed to be brief here but it was a nice change of pace and was shot very well in my opinion, despite (or maybe because of) the unique setting.
Scene Four: Raptors Had Dicks?: Renee Richards, playing a 20 year old dinosaur educator, was up next as she gave a brief lesson on the size of velociraptor dicks in the outdoor museum. This led the gal into masturbating and showing off her pussy and ass outside in the midday sun. Her English accent and glasses add a school teacher appeal to the show with the muscular Tommy Gunn her partner for the day. She took a dominant role as she applied a riding crop to his body a few times and stripped for the benefit of the camera indoors. He wore a blindfold and she took full advantage of the situation before the oral and vaginal sex took place. I saw why she got a spot on the right hand side of the front DVD cover by her passionate performance. While it wasn't full of circus act sex, she provided a nice contrast of skill and experience as well as some great tease along the way. It ended when she jerked him off all over her face; something I'd like to see more of.
Scene Five: Is That Kathy Griffin?: Teena Fine, a redhead that looked closer to her late 20's, was up last as she discussed her desire to win the contest while wearing a fur coat and lingerie while sitting at the counter inside the house. Her partner was Chris Charming and after she claimed to be in the service industry, comparing herself to McDonald's and their Happy Meals, he wanted to place an order for her version of the meal. She wasn't in the same league as Teagan or Tory in the looks department but she was attractive enough and Chris just wanted to tear her up as she ordered him to do so. The oral was far too short but the vaginal and eventual anal were pretty good. She might want to be more passionate in the future but she certainly displayed the kind of potential I like to see in a gal. The scene ended when he started popping off while screwing her, getting in some extra anal strokes afterwards.
Summary: Teen America: Mission #11 wasn't the longest, most exciting, or even the best volume in the series that I've watched over the last year but it was full of great ladies having hot sex in ways that I could only dream about having myself (I doubt I'd get my zipper undone with any of them before blowing my wad). The quality of the sex was high and that helped elevate the fuck for the buck quotient too so the lack of decent extras wasn't as large a factor in the rating this time, particularly if you like gals like Tory Lane, Teagan Presley, or any of the others in action here. That said, I thought it was well worth a rating of Recommended or better, fans of the series knowing that hearing Robby babble like an idiot during the introduction of each scene part of the charming fun it offers.
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