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Tru A XXX Parody


Studio: New Sensations » Review by Mark Roach » Review Date: 3/27/10



XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Tru: An XXX Parody

Stacked Sookie Stackhouse Sucks*

*Cock, not blood.

 

Genre: Parody

Director: Lee Roy Myers

Length: 2 hours 15 Minutes

Condoms: None

Audio/Visual: 1.78/1 New Sensations used a Red Camera, and the quality of the video is excellent. The lighting is solid, and highlights the sex.

 

Female Cast

♥ Ashlynn Brooke ♥ Shay Sights ♥ Misty Stone ♥ Lana Violet ♥
 Gracie Glam ♥ Lindy Lane ♥ Vanessa Naughty ♥

Male Cast

Johnny Castle . Bill Bailey . Levi Cash . James Deen


Gracie Glam

Summary:

I enjoy the original "True Blood" on HBO, and I'm an Ashlynn Brooke fan, so I wanted to see her first screenplay. I enjoyed the sex, though the acting was often stilted, and James Deen's makeup was awful. This was my first time seeing Gracie Glam, and I was very impressed. She is a first-rate performer.


Body of Review:

Vanessa Naughty with Johnny Castle

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Making out, Titplay, Rimming, Cunnilingus, Fingering, BJ, Titfuck, Hand Job, CG, Spoon, Doggie, Missionary, cum on tits.

Some fans might not like Vanessa's tits, because they droop a little bit, but I loved how they bounce while she fucks. Her ass looks great doing cowgirl, and she does a good job of sucking Johnny's hardon.

As hot as Vanessa is, the stars of the scene are the set director and the cinematographer. They use a simple white set and a red heart-shaped bed and white statues in the background; this focuses the viewers attention on the sex while providing visual interest in the background.

Misty Stone with Levi Cash


Making out, Rimming, Cunnilingus, BJ, Standing Doggie, RCG, CG, Missionary, facial.

Misty has a tight body with long braids and a nice ass. Her sweet slit opens up to reveal a sexy pink that contrasts nicely with her mocha skin. The cowgirl shows off her tight booty, and she looks great doing reverse cowgirl too.

Still, Misty's performance is relatively uninspired, and this isn't the best scene in the movie.

Gracie Glam with Levi Cash


Making out, BJ, 69, Fingering, RCG, Missionary, Doggie, cum on ass.

Gracie Glam is becoming a big star. Like almost every girl in porn, she is pleasing to the eye. Her fantastic performances make her special. She seems to really enjoy having sex on camera. During the blowjob, she seemed like a madwoman who'd been lusting for cock for years, and the scene just got hotter from there.

I hate that so many porn scenes end with the guy jerking off, and I always assume that the sex wasn't hot enough to make him cum. The scene ends when Levi pulls out just before cumming on Gracie's ass. Her last words are, "I love fucking you," and I believed her.

Lana Violet, Shay Sights, & Lindy Lane with Bill Bailey


Lesbian kissing and titplay, cunnilingus, fingering, BJ, masturbation, CG, Doggie, missionary, RCG, triple facial.

None of the girls struck me as future superstars, but all three are good looking. Lana was my favorite; she's an Asian babe with a beautiful pink pussy that looks great pounding a hard cock. Lindy is a brunette with girl-next-door looks. Shay looks like a porn star, with a blonde wig and big fake tits. Shay was the best cocksucker of the three, giving Bill a deep throat like she was taking a walk in the park.

If you're into bald pussies, you might like this scene more than I did, as all three girls are completely shaved.

Bill's wig looks awful.

Ashlynn Brooke with James Deen


Kissing, cunnilingus, titplay, BJ, CG, RCG, Spooning, Missionary (with legs together and to the side), cum on tits and face.

I normally don't go for porn stars with fake mellons and bleach blonde hair, but for Ashlynn, I make an exception. Despite the huge scars underneath her boobs, her girls bounce naturally when she fucks, and I think she has a gorgeous rack. Despite the obvious fact that she is a camera-slut, I fall for her girl-next-door persona. There are few girls in porn who are guaranteed to make me cum, and Ashlynn is one of them.

The sex is very well filmed. The cowgirl shows off Ashlynn's ass too perfection, and her shaved pussy looks gorgeous in all of the positions where she is facing the camera. Surprisingly, there is very little biting, and no hint of blood-sucking.

Disk Two


Trailers

The second disk includes a number of extras. The biggest is a "Party Version" of the film. This is an edited x-rated version of the film without some of the most explicit sex, so there was full penetration, but no cum shots. As you can see there are also a number of trailers, all of them for parodies.


Bloopers

The bloopers reel is only around three minutes long, though it contains one moment I will never forget. While trying to pull her dress over her bosom, Ashlynn comments that she only has C-cups. I personally find this almost impossible to believe.


Behind the Scenes

The BTS is about ten minutes long and is largely made up of an interview with Ashlynn and director Lee Roy Myers. Mr. Myers wanted to hide the fact that he is a porn director, so his face is pixilated, giving the interview some humor value, but little else. Neither the Bloopers nor the BTS has a lot of skin.

In short, the extras don't really merit a second disk, and one suspects that the reason for the shortened version of the film was to justify the second disk for its marketing value.

 

FINAL THOUGHTS

Summary

Tru: An XXX Parody is pretty good for a porn movie. The five sex scenes vary in quality; Gracie definitely steals the show, and the BGGG scene is disappointing. The technical quality varies too. The set design, location selection, and camera work are excellent, and the footage is all crisp and well-lit. Still, a horror movie should have excellent makeup, and frankly this aspect of the film sucked. Shay Sights, James Deen and Bill Bailey all wear awful wigs.

This is Ashlynn Brooke's first stab at screenwriting, and I see some real potential. If she is reading this, I urge her to check out Story by Robert McKee. Much of Ashlynn's dialogue is too "on the nose." People rarely say exactly what they mean, nor should characters in a movie. In Story, McKee does a wonderful analysis of the scene in Casa Blanca where Ingrid Bergman is shopping for linens. A lot gets communicated while they are talking about the price of a tablecloth.

Recommendation

Fans of parodies, Ashlynn Brooke and Gracie Glam will enjoy this movie, but few people will want to own it. I recommend it for Rental.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me.


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