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Pizza Boy Gangbang


Studio: Jet Set Men » Review by Guybrush » Review Date: 3/28/10


XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Date of Production: 2010

Length: 89 minutes

Director: Chris Steele

Cast: Landon Mycles, Dylan Roberts, Hayden Stephens, Jesse Santana, Joshua Logan, Casey Monroe, Tucker Jennings, Jake Lyons, Elijah Michaels, Dayton O'Connor, Chasen, and Parker Perry

Body Types: young and hunky lads with smooth chests, some with tattoos and chest hair.  

Condoms: yes

Things to See
: gang bang action, lots of cumshots

Plot: The slutty pizza delivery boy gets his own order of extra toppings.

The Movie:

I love gang bangs!  Though I've never been a participant in one, I do love watching them.  There's just something so erotic about a group of guys working together to fuck one slutty lad into submission.  The best gang-bangs usually feature the bottom being passed around like a communal cup and then result in some sort of ridiculous cum splattered mess all over the lucky slut.  Pizza Boy GangBang follows this familiar format, where Landon Mycles offers up himself as the group's favorite hole.  Of course Landon isn't the only one getting screwed; Jesse Santana, Jake Lyons, and Parker Perry also have their holes worked out.  

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Though the film is well shot and the action is pretty damn hot, there are some minor annoyances.  For example, the film lacks any shots of initial penetration.  Instead there is always a "creative fade" to the action already in progress (something that you'll often find in poorly shot cheap porn).  This might have been a creative decision, but it also robs the audience of potential enjoyment.  My other complaint stems from the coverboy himself, Landon Mycles.  I have seen him in other films and I do think that he is an attractive and competent performer.  However, his anal capabilities are barely demonstrated here.  For a film named Pizza Boy GangBang, I expected him to be, well, gang banged!  Instead, he is only fucked by one or two guys, and other bottoms like Jesse Santana, are fucked more furiously.  Even worse is Landon's lack of enthusiasm for being plastered with cum.  He turns his head away and almost winces, as if he were having his blood drawn.  Alas, I can't help but wonder if I another performer would have been more appreciative of being covered in all of that white gold.  Despite these irksome choices, the film is ridiculously hot, full of hot men and nice and sweaty oral action.

Scene One: Hayden Stephens and Dylan Roberts

The big boss, Hayden (hunky brunette with a fat cock) discovers a sleeping customer so he tries to kick him out before closing.  Dylan, an uncut brunette, offers up himself as Hayden's "pizza bitch" so that he can stay a bit longer.  Dylan jumps right into the action by sucking on Hayden's lovely pecker.  Hayden gives him commands which he follows effortlessly.  As soon as the guys completely disrobe, they stroke their sticky cocks together.  Hayden then heads south to nibble on Dylan's foreskin before he tilts Dylan's legs up in the air.  Dylan then asks him if he wants to try the "special."  Hayden obliges as he shoves his dick into the lustful patron.  Dylan is forcefully screwed in a straddle position on one of the restaurant's tables.  Hayden pumps the shit out of Dylan's hole, making him bounce all over the place.  After that, Dylan is fucked some more from behind.  Eventually the guys release their own white sauce, with most of Hayden's cum plastering Dylan's pretty chest. 

Scene Two: Hayden, Landon, and the rest of the cast!

Hayden confronts Landon (young blond guy with a smooth chest) about his piss-poor work ethics, including his incessant flirtation with customers just to get a bigger tip.  Hayden tells the boy that it's time for him to get what's coming to him.  Hayden opens up his pants, pulls out his cock, and feeds it Landon right in front of the customers.  The group of men don't seem to mind since they also pull out their cocks and start stroking (it must be West Hollywood).  The guys remove their clothes and stand side by side, stroking their cocks.  Landon then moves around the room, sucking on each of the guys. The horny customers pass Landon onto the next guy in line, after Landon has sufficiently gulped down their sweaty rods.  Guys furiously stroke their cocks in anticipation of Landon's mouth.  Landon ultimately starts to look sweaty and tired, but he keeps working the crowd like a pro. 

The scene then shifts to an elf of a bottom (Jake Lyons) being fucked from behind while his mouth is stuffed with cock.  Landon continues to suck dicks nearby and Jesse Santana chows down on some peckers as well.  The scene then concludes, rather awkwardly, with Landon sitting on the ground and allowing the guys to shoot their spunk down onto him.  Some nice cumshots follow, but Landon seems uninterested (my straight boy detector is going off!).

Though you might assume that the scene has ended, more fucking and sucking ensues.  Jesse Santa is fucked by several different guys, while his sweaty back rests on the table.  He ultimately offers up his ass to two guys at once, taking both of their cocks in his ass.  Both guys get a few good pumps in Jesse's well-lubed hole.  Jake Lyons is also fucked nearby and Parker Perry (nice hairy legs) is also screwed by some of the customers.  We then find Landon (finally) being screwed from behind. He is power fucked by a muscled lad who holds him down, making sure that he takes every inch of his hard dick.  The scene then concludes with Landon receiving all of the guys' loads again.  This time the angle is much better since Landon sits up, allowing the guys to aim their sprays closer to his chest.  Landon shows more interest here, only turning his head slightly to avoid cum on his face.  Landon ultimately jacks off his own cock after the festivities

The DVD:

Video:

Anamorphic widescreen image is nicely lit and pretty darn sharp.  All of the sweaty restaurant action can be seen.

Audio
:

The audio was also good.  The action can be heard without any distortion.  

Extras:

Extras include animated menus, chapter selection, a behind-the-scenes feature, a model gallery, cum shot review, and some trailers.  The Behind-the-scenes feature is definitely worth a watch.  Several of the models are interviewed but the most enjoyable bits are the candid footage of the guys hanging around naked while they keep their cocks hard.  I was tickled pink to see a straight guy talking to a gay boy about keeping his dick hard, while looking at a pussy magazine.

Final Thoughts:

Pizza Boy Gangbang features some really hot oral and group action as well as some some good anal action.  Alas, this is not the ultimate gang bang to end all gang bangs.  Landon Mycles barely offers up his hole and he doesn't show that much enthusiasm for being jizzed on. Still, there is enough really good material (and freaking hot guys!) to get you going and fulfill all of those naughty pizza boy delivery fantasies you might have.  Thus, Pizza Boy GangBang gets a highly recommended rating, despite some glaring negative creative choices.  Next time, just be sure to add extra sauce.  


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