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Thick White Asses 2

Studio: Adam & Eve » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 3/28/10

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The Movie:

Thick White Asses 2 sounds better than it really is. Four hours of big booty'd beauties doing what porn starlets do best? Sounds like a sure fire winner for the ass man in your home, but upon closer inspection, this turns out to be a compilation containing exactly NO new footage at all. On top of that, some of the films that Adam & Eve have pulled from for this release are only a couple of months old. Case in point, the first scene of the twelve that are included here:

Scene 1 - Alexis Texas: Alexis is strutting around the office in a foxy little red dress and she catches Tommy's eye. How can you not want to get closer to the best ass in the industry? After some talking the mood is obvious and she teases him a bit before some light foreplay leads to her taking him down her throat. After she blows him, he mounts her but she's got him back in her mouth again soon. She rides him and diddles her clit while she works him in, and then blows him again while working her ass for the camera. He pulls out and strokes off onto her pretty face and she cleans things up accordingly. Nicely done, Alexis, very nicely done. This scene was taken from the recent release of Krossing The Bar and it's a great scene but man, the body is still warm... did they ever recycle this one fast!

Scene 2 - Kristina Rose: From Bree's Anal Invastion, this scene finds Ms. Rose appearing in Tommy Gunn's living room. He plays with her ass cheeks and she gives him head before he gets her naked and she rides him reverse cowgirl. They flip over onto their sides and he spoon fucks her up the ass for a few minutes before he gets her on all fours for some gapping ass fucking. There's some anal cowgirl and reverse and then more doggy style action before he pulls out and jerks himself off all over her neck and face.

Scene 3 - Monica Sweetheart: This scene, from Power Of Submission, finds Monica in some PVC duds when it starts. She's giving Tommy Gunn a show and after they make out he goes down on her and fingers her. She responds in kind by giving him head and sucking his balls and then they get down to fucking. He gets her doggy style first and then they switch it up and she rides him cowgirl style. They get on their sides and he fingers her snatch while he fucks her ass. Anal doggy style is next and after that he pulls out and squirts off onto her ass cheeks.

Scene 4 - Annette Schwartz: Annette takes on Derrick Pierce in this scene from Hello Nurse in which she's all dolled up as a sexy hospital worker...with angel wings on? They make out and he plays with her tits before she gives him head. She gets on all fours in front of him and he fucks her pussy from behind before shifting gears on her and slipping it up her ass. He flips her onto her back and pounds her pussy missionary style and then he eats her out before putting it back in her ass. She blows him and he finishes up all over her pretty face.

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Scene 5 - Naomi And Sativa Rose: This scene, in which the girls take on Ben English and Van Damage, is apparently a new scene. It starts with the girls teasing the camera but soon enough they're sucking the guys' dicks. Oral leads to vaginal sex as the guys switch it up here and there and pass the girls around, each one getting a shot at the other. There's a lot of cowgirl and reverse before they move to spoon fucking on the couch and on the floor. The girls bend over to show off their asses and the guys take advantage of that and get in there from behind. There's some missionary style pounding before the girls finish the guys off with some oral sex and facial finishes.

Scene 6 - Ava Rose: This clip is from Stripped: Ave Rose and it lets Ava get down and dirty with Steven St. Croix. She starts the scene by giving him a tease show but soon has his cock in her mouth. He plays with her ass and they make out before she rides him cowgirl style. She bends over and takes it doggy style from behind and she rides him again before he eats her pussy. He fucks her missionary style and then he jerks off all over her mound to finish the scene.

Scene 7 - Katja Kassin: This clip from Black In White stars Katja and Guy Disilva. It's shot in black and white as he starts things off by sucking her tits. It switches to color as he goes down on her and then she gives him a footjob before sucking him off. He fucks her missionary style, first vaginally and then anally, and then he jerks off onto her feet to end this quick scene.

Scene 8 - Flower Tucci: Flower takes on Jerry in this scene from Sex Gallery. Flower's got electrical tape on her nipples as she bumps and grind sin front of an anarchy flag. She fingers herself and shows off her body before Jerry comes into the frame and eats her out. He fingers her then she bends over and sits on his face and smothers him a bit. He eats her for a while and then she gives him head. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and reverse and then he fucks her doggy style. She blows him again and he eats her before fucking her again and then ends the scene by stroking off onto her face.

Scene 9 - Jenny Hendrix: Jenny climbs up Danny Mountain in this scene from Bree Exposed. She starts with a quick tease and then takes Danny's pants down. He eats her out and plays with her feet before she blows him. From there they go at it from the usual angles - cowgirl and reverse, doggy, spoon and missionary - and then she sucks him off before he jerks off on her ass and ends the scene.

Scene 10 - Heidi Mayne: Heidi's paired up with Mike Adriano from this clip taken from the appropriately titled Tits N Ass. It starts with a tease as Heidi works it for the camera and shakes her moneymaker for us. She gets naked and plays with herself after which Mike comes into the room and puts his mouth to work on her. She blows him and after some face fucking he spoons her and slips it in. They spoon fuck a bit, first vaginally and then anal, and she fingers herself pretty vigorously. She rides him anally, reverse cowgirl style, and then he fucks her ass from behind. He jerks off onto her face to bring it all to a close.

Scene 11 - Carmen Luvana, Sunny Lane And Carmen Heart: This scene, from The More The Merrier, lets the three girls get together in a fancy dining room of some sort. There's an opening tease and then they Sapphic liaisons begin. The girls take turns, two focusing on one at a time, with lots of oral and fingering before getting into some kinkier candle wax play and ass eating and then playing with a strap-on.

Scene 12 - Victoria Sin: This scene, from Toy Boxes 2, lets the lovely Victoria start by teasing us, looking very fine in some black lingerie. She plays with herself and masturbates for the camera. She pulls out a purple vibrator and gets down on all fours and goes at it for a bit before fingering her ass a bit. From there she fucks her ass with the toy and fingers her snatch while down on all fours before flipping back over onto her back and slipping the toy into her pussy until she climaxes.



Everything on this disc is presented fullframe, and some of the material was shot widescreen. This means you're stuck with some non-anamorphic widescreen framing. On top of that, cramming four hours worth of content onto a single disc has resulted in some pretty obvious compression artifacts that are especially noticeable in the darker scenes. Aside from that, since most of this material is fairly recent, the image is clean and clear but this isn't a particularly well authored disc even if the source material is in good shape.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.


Aside from some weblinks, trailers and a still gallery, Adam & Eve have provided a bonus scene from with Jasmine Tame and Will Powers from Ronnie James' Anal POV. Jasmine shows off her ass and plays with her goods for the camera and there's a lot of good masturbation and tease footage here before we see her give head and get fucked, POV style, both vaginally and anally, ending with a big spooge fest all over her ass cheeks.

Final Thoughts:

There's a lot of material here and some of it is quite good but very little of it is new. If you're in the market for a lengthy compilation and want something ass centric, this'll definitely fit the bill but the transfer isn't anything to write home about. It just depends on what you want, really. There is quite a bit of good stuff here and if you don't have any of it, this is a decent collection even if the extras are nothing to write home about and the transfer stinks. It's hard to whole heartedly recommend it, but a rental is certainly worthwhile.

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