The Honey Wilder Collection
Put your money (and your honey) in a different pot.
Length: 1 Hour 6 minutes
Audio/Visual: 1.33/1 The cinematography is terrible. The sound is almost as bad
Honey Wilder . Danielle . Cody Nicole . Sharon Mitchell . Some unnamed Girls
Jerry Butler . Joey Silvera . Some unnamed Guys
Honey Wilder was one of the greats of the golden age of porn, and she has caused the untimely death of billions and billions of my potential sons and daughters. In her day, thousands of men would risk being exposed, just like Pee Wee Herman, for the pleasure of pleasuring themselves while admiring Honey's charms. This compilation fails to do justice to her great body (of work).
Honey and a Blonde Female
The scene started in the middle and stopped two minutes later. Lame.
Honey and a Guy
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Kissing, Light Bondage, fingering, cunnilingus, BJ, missionary, facial.
This is another lame scene. Early on, the guy is supposed to be teasing Honey until she can't take anymore, but I wasn't buying it for a second.
Even after the blowjob, the guy barely had wood as you can see in the screen capture above. He also had a tough time cumming. My guess is the viewer won't get wood at all.
Honey with a Guy.
BJ, RCG, CG, Cum on Ass.
This scene was not as bad as the first two scenes. The positions show off Honey's body. Unfortunately, it ended very quickly.
Honey with Joey Silvera
Kissing, titplay, fingering, missionary, doggie, RCG, cum on ass.
Honey's tits look good bouncing around during the doggie. Other than that, this isn't anything special.
Honey, Sharon Mitchell, and two other girls with a guy.
BJ, CG, cum on ass.
The guy nuts about 2 minutes after Honey starts fucking him, but the sex scene doesn't stop as the girls continue to give him head, and one of the other girls fucks him.
The scene is nothing special. For those of you who don't remember Golden Age porn, I'm including a screen capture with Sharon Mitchell, who now heads the AIM Healthcare Foundation, which offers testing and medical services to most porn performers today.
Honey with Joey Butler
Kissing, BJ, missionary, CG
Honey plays a sex therapist who teacher Jerry about the difference between making love and just getting your rocks off.
One suspects they were trying to appeal to a female market, and you see a lot more of Jerry's ass than Honey's. (Not a pretty sight!)
Honey's Honey Pot
This scene is exceedingly short.
Honey and a girl with a guy.
BJ, doggie, female 69 during doggie, cum on ass.
A girl with a guy (no Honey).
Missionary, cum on pussy .
This is another very short scene. Honey doesn't really participate in it. She's in the background and fully clothed as the action starts, and quickly leaves the set.
This seems an odd way to end a Honey Wilder compilation.
Babylon Blue starring Bridgette Monet might not be bad.
Q: Why do dogs always lick their crotches?
A: Because they can.
The extras include some trailers, and an interview with Ron Jeremy. The trailer for Babylon Blue looks decent, and I remember being a big fan of Bridgette Monet when she was performing.
The Ron Jeremy interview is only three minutes long, but it's the best part of the disk. Ron talks about making porn during the Golden era, how Little Oral Annie used to suck cock, and about sucking his own cock.
Honey Wilder offered some great performances in movies like Sweet Alice, Summer Camp Girls, Private Teacher, and some of the early Taboo titles. My guess is that Video X Pix doesn't own the rights to these classics, so they had to pull together a collection of her not-so-great performances.
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