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No Cum Dodging Allowed 11: Special Edition
Jules Jordan Video/Mike John Productions
Genre: Gonzo, Swallowing
Director: Mike John
Cast: Andy San Dimas, Carolyn Reese, Steve French, Tim Von Swine, Cassandra Calogera, Sara Stone, Dia Zerva, Mike John, Johnny Fender, Mark Zane, Steve Hash, Lee Bang, Hooks, Joe Blow, CJ Wright, D. Snoop
Length: 300:24 minutes (182:13 minutes & 118:11 minutes)
Andy San Dimas
Date of Production: 2/28/2010
Extras: The very best extra (by far) was the 45:18 minute long Behind the Scenes feature, Mike and Tim joking with the cast during various photoshoots. Then there was a pop shot recap, a cast list (only the female cast: thanks for nothing!), a photogallery, and trailers for some of Mike's other titles.
Audio/Video Quality: No Cum Dodging Allowed 11 was presented in an appealingly clear 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video as presented in the MPEG-2 format so common to standard definition titles (with 480p resolution). The lighting was good, limiting the grain and other visual flaws in the open settings of the house but some of the scenes were not quite optimal, the rare but slightly washed out look at times bugging me (I wish they had all been shot by the pool outside), a fair amount of footage of the POV variety thanks to the participation by the director and Tim (the cameramen). The composition of the shots was largely enhancing and whether this had anything to do with Tim Von Swine assisting or not, his expertise is always welcome in a hardcore porno as far as I'm concerned. There were no major compression artifacts (the bitrate hovering in the 5.1 Mbps range most of the time I paid any attention) and the fleshtones were more accurate than several of Mike's recent efforts, helping make it stand out in certain ways for me. The 2.0 Dolby Digital English audio (in 192 Kbps with a 48 kHz sampling rate) was a bit more basic with no separation or major dynamic range but I could always hear what was said and the music didn't interfere with my viewing pleasure.
Body of Review: Mike John might be best known for his point of view extravaganzas but since joining the Jules Jordan Video team, his entire catalog of series have included more footage, more tease, and a lot more of everything he is known for. His latest movie is No Cum Dodging Allowed 11: Special Edition, a series dedicated to offering up attractive, slutty women that love to swallow male ejaculate. While there were only five scenes in this double disc movie, the amount of semen sipping and tease each scene provided resulted in the movie clocking in at over four hours even before you figure in the extras, the type of value I have long found worthy of praise. With names such as Andy San Dimas, Dia Zerva, Sara Stone, Cassandra Calogera, and Carolyn Reese, all here to serve your need to unleash seed, you will likely find this a solid value. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Andy San Dimas, the fetching young brunette seen featured on the upper left hand corner of the front cover, was up first on the double disc set, wearing her cover outfit out by the pool. The natural light worked to enhance her looks over some of the others, the playful vixen sucking four men off between the bars of the fence around the pool. She then invited them inside to play, pulling off her clothing and teasing the camera to reveal her sweet ass, five men surrounding her to encourage her to the blow bang. She swallowed what they gave her, licking the remains off the floor before masturbating, her solo act bringing Steve French and one of the other lesser known mopes to suck off and allow to bang her vaginally. They took turns nailing her and she inhaled their seed readily, making plans to hit the gym afterwards.
Scene Two: Carolyn Reese, the blond hotty featured on the lower right hand corner of the front cover, was up next taking on Steve French and Tim Von Swine. Initially, she came to the house a day early, her need for seed leading to a tease session that interested Tim so much that he obliged her to become a stunt cock. She did this portion of the scene in POV, sucking him off and actively riding his cock in such a way that he represented the lot of us at home, holding out as best he could while she used him up until the ending mouth pop (and swallow). While that might have been it for another production, Carolyn wanted more, so she actually came back (this time wearing a bright orange top) to do Steve. She was made up better and looked better prepared this time, hairy Steve enjoying her oral efforts to say the least. They then consummated the action by vaginally screwing in numerous positions, their chemistry elevating the scene a little bit. Upon swallowing his meager load, she walked into the next room where she did four more men, the gal blowing them all in turns while Zane, for example, went down on her. The resulting blow bang caused them to lose their loads into her mouth, the gal licking at the remainders when the camera faded away.
Scene Three: Cassandra Calogera, the large breasted gal featured on the lower left hand corner of the cover, was up next as the last scene on the first disc, her cover outfit initially covering her tits. She teased Mike a bit and the lighting out by the pool was great for her, her solo action interrupted by Steve French and one of the other mopes for her to blow them. This kept up until she drained them dry and swallowed, the gal moving to the next room to service Tim Von Swine in a similar fashion. Unlike the others, the oral antics were only part of this portion of the scene, the couple vaginally screwing more than pure oral as previously, even some titty fucking used to eventually milk him dry. It wasn't over yet though as she went to the next room once more to handle a trio of mopes for additional loads for swallowing, the gal waving goodbye when the camera faded out.
Scene Four: Sara Stone, the fleshy gal with red hair featured on the center of the bottom of the front cover, was up next as the first scene on the second disc. As with the other ladies, she was ready to rumble, talking with the director at length during the tease while he pawed her. This led to the two having a scene together with an emphasis on vaginal screwing, her dirty talk getting him overly excited. This continued with a lot of taste testing, Sara an active rider of the guy's pecker, her tits flopping about wildly while she impaled herself on his cock. He lasted a lot longer than I would have, dropping his wad of genetic juice into her mouth around the 24 minute mark for her to swallow his spew. This led to her doing a blow bang and titty fuck for three more of the mopes, her need for seed encouraging Tim Von Swine to give her that one last dose she claimed to need. She worked him over just as powerfully too, Tim giving it up after a prolonged bout of oral and titty fucking.
Scene Five: Dia Zerva, the blond seen on the upper right hand corner of the cover, was up last as she sat in a chair during the interview, her nipple erections looking even better when she took her shirt off. She played with herself and walked out by the pool on the overcast day, returning to the brown couch where she began by getting some head from one of the mopes. The first round showed she was not above interracial sex, his light oral on her reciprocated with an aggressive blowjob by her before the two screwed vaginally and anally. She was passive during the backdoor action but sucked up his population pudding when he placed it in her mouth, the swallowing showing she needed more so she gave five more unidentified mopes a blow bang. They circled her and she kept at them until they gave her what she wanted, her active oral draining them dry for fluids she wanted to swallow.
Summary: No Cum Dodging Allowed 11 by director Mike John for Jules Jordan Video took a bold step in the sense that so much footage relied on so few ladies to pull it off, fleshy gals like Sara and Cassandra appealing to those who like gals built for comfort over speed while Andy and Dia served the youth market, and Carolyn came in as the sexy near-MILF so I rated it as Recommended. The levels of strokability, fuck for the buck, and replay value will vary depending on how much you appreciate the ladies cast swallowing bunches of loads from the guys, the blow bangs and vaginal penetration the most common aspects of the flick. In short, No Cum Dodging Allowed 11: Special Edition had a lot to like but came across as leaving a lot of raw footage in, the ability to trim it down to a more focused bunch of action probably weighed against the desire to leave the heated sex in context.
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