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My Sexy Life Vol. 2

Studio: Muffia » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/19/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

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My Sexy Life Vol. 2


Genre: Web-to-DVD, Phoenix Marie

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Phoenix Marie, Voodoo, Puma Swede, Brooke Haven, Ramon Nomar, Sandy, Chris Strokes, Holly Hearts, Mr. Pete, Krissy Lynn, Manuel Ferrara, Tanya James, Nick Manning

Phoenix Marie's wonderful ass

Length: 217:05 minutes

Dates of Production: 12/16/2008, 5/7/2009, 1/30/2009 (other dates unavailable)

Extras: There were links, trailers, a photogallery, and some spam but that was all.

Phoenix Marie, Brooke Haven, and Puma Swede

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: My Sexy Life Vol. 2 was presented with a couple of different aspect ratios, most of the scenes presented in 1.33:1 full frame while others were handled in a letterboxed widescreen simulating a 1.78:1 ratio as shot by the uncredited directors of Muffia. The 480p resolution, MPEG-2 encoded footage was hard to pin down in terms of consistent factors making up the visual elements (perhaps due to the likelihood of several directors and crews) but all of the scenes looked pretty good at best, not as solid as the initial effort in the series. If you're a technophile demanding the best looking porn on the market you will want to rent this one first but I couldn't see passing it up over minor issues (the video bitrate often hovering around the 2.8 Mbps area, showing the numbers do not always equate to better resolution). The audio was also nothing special, presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps bitrate. The vocals sounded decent here too, the straightforward nature of the material certainly assisting in making the production sound better than some of the company's older efforts.


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Body of Review: Muffia has been one of my favorite companies of late, their witty (if ultra low budget) parodies catching my eye but their web-to-DVD titles reeling me in. One thing I can always seem to count on from the company is the sheer levels of fuck for the buck they offer in their DVDs, the material taken from their diverse array of websites that fans seem to adore given the heated nature of the trysts provided. Their latest such release is called My Sexy Life Vol. 2, a set of six scenes starring voluptuous Phoenix Marie as she joins with various hotties to engage men in carnal activity. As a big fan of Phoenix, this presentation of her was especially sweet though I think some follow up volumes may prove even better having scoured the website to research the scenes provided in the DVD (I linked each scene to the company website describing it, half of them offering trailers). The company website described the antics of Phoenix Marie in the series like this: "Have you ever wondered what happens after the studio lights get shut off and the camera gets put away for the day? My Sexy Life lets you see everything pornstars like me are up to during our everyday private lives. Girls like me are living life on the edge and devouring the good times while they last. Sure, it's hot to watch me and my girlfriends hook-up with other pornstars on camera, but it's way hotter to see what happens when we go surfing for the first time or when I lost a real bet to one of my friends which got me into some very compromising positions. You'll see us getting changed at the gym, learning how to roller-blade and having fun together at the local bowling alley. It gets even better because you'll also witness every time we take off our clothes to get special favors from store owners or the neighbors! For real pornstars 'pussy' is just another way to pay for things. Porn vagina is like a pink bottomless wallet that we know we can use to get to the front of the line outside a club or to get anything else our hearts desire. So come on! Let's go out with the IN crowd and be a part of My Sexy Life." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Holly Hearts

Scene One: New Spot Twat: Phoenix Marie, the star of the show and all around hotty, was up first with Voodoo, the scenes listed out of order on the DVD. She was in the process of moving and they discussed her propensity to "fuck back" (something I call "actively riding"), her teasing leading to them engaging in oral and vaginal sex showing lots of chemistry. It ended with a wealth of genetic juice along her torso, the scene shot entirely in POV. The company description was this: "Phoenix had just moved into a new apartment and was waiting for Voodoo to come help her move boxes and hang things up. Something about the male opinion. So after half n hour of waiting, he finally shows up. Phoenix and her big boobs and bubble butt ass was all hot and bothered. So Voodoo made it up to her with some good ol fashioned dick. A hot wet blowjob and some titty fucking was followed by non stop pounding hardcore sex. Phoenix sure shows why she is an elite porn star. Enjoy." (no trailer available)

Krissy Lynn

Scene Two: Best Sex Ever: Phoenix Marie, Puma Swede, Brooke Haven, and Ramon Nomar, were up next as the ladies frolicked in the apartment while wearing sexy lingerie. Phoenix was the sexual aggressor and focused her efforts on him while the other two ladies did each other more often than not. The company's accurate description put it this way: "Brooke Haven, Puma, and Ramon were hanging out with me and we decided to practice our ass shaking techniques. It was not long until we were all bottomless with ass cheeks bouncing around everywhere. Brookes ass was looking so luscious as she shook it all around. Then, Puma revealed those huge tits for all to lick and suck. Puma and Brooke shared eating my ass and pussy as I sucked on Ramons cock. Then, the sex toys were whipped out and quickly placed on our hot twats. Puma put the vibrator on her sweet pussy as she watched me get banged. Ramon double penetrated me with his cock in my pussy and a glass dildo in my ass. Then, Brooke loved it when her pussy got fucked with a dildo with the vibrator on her clit. Ramon pounded my pussy and creamed all over me. It was a fun day." 12/16/2008

Tanya James

Scene Three: Ass Auction: Phoenix Marie, Sandy, and Chris Strokes, started off by making signs to prepare for the moving day event mentioned in other scenes. The trio was more engaged with each other this time than the last scene, both gals pounding their pussies using his cock with a lot of taste testing before the inevitable launch of population pudding onto the crotch of Sandy. The company said it like this: "Holly was having a yard sale so Phoenix and Chris showed up to help her out. They were all in the middle of making signs when things got a little frisky. These two blonde babes started to paint each others boobs and asses while Chris was filming the festivities. Things got hot and steamy as the girls turned the attention to him and pulled out his hard cock. While taking turns sucking on his dick, the girls showed off their big round boobs and bubble butt asses. Needless to say, the fucking and sucking got going. Tons of hardcore sex action here for your enjoyment. I sure would like to be at this garage sale. Enjoy." 5/7/2009

Scene Four: Picnic and Pussy: Phoenix Marie, Holly Hearts, and Mr. Pete, engaged in a picnic together, their secluded area allowing them to get frisky and show off their sexy bodies. Phoenix was clearly the better performer of the two ladies, Pete's nut landing on her ass (with some foot fetish action) before it ended. The company description: "Phoenix and Sandy were having a great time at the bbq that Pete set up. Tons of food and beverages for all. Only thing was that no one showed up. Flakes. So the girls decided to have some fun right there in public. Phoenix has a thing for public sex. So Sandy and her led Pete to some secluded spot and got it on. These two blonde beauties had some great shaved pussies that loved to be licked. Pete did not know what to do with himself but jerk off. He got all hot and bothered. Phoenix sure took notice and started to suck on his cock. The more she did, the harder it got. He wasted no time fucking Phoenix from behind and making her big bubble butt clap. All the while she was licking on Sandy. Nuts. Tons of good fucking and sucking action here fellas. Phoenix pushes all sorts of boundaries. Check it out." 1/30/2009

Scene Five: Kites and Coochies: Phoenix Marie, Krissy Lynn, and Manuel Ferrara, were up next as the trio enjoyed a day at the park with plenty of sun. The gals teased it up in public with him, Krissy offering some road head to the guy before taking him back to the apartment. It was a sexually aggressive piece of work that truly showed their chemistry together, the ladies sharing him and each other joyfully before he gave them both a facial. The company version: "After a fun day of flying kites in the park, Krissy and Phoenix were joined by Manuel for some more fun. After a great car blow job, they kept on to the pad. These beautiful blonde babes both had huge sets of great natural boobs. Tons of bouncy titties and big ass slapping for your viewing pleasure. The babes sure love to deep throat the cock. Tons of pussy fucking and anal action here. I love Phoenix and all her porn star life. Enjoy it." (no trailer available)

Scene Six: Tanya Hard On: Phoenix Marie, Tanya James, and Nick Manning, were up last in an ice skating adventure that began with the ladies changing in the bathroom. The website version of the scene showed more public playfulness at the rink but even edited, it had some nice stroke value, the humor of Nick's "dropping loads" character funny enough up until they milked him dry of seed that landed all over Tanya's lower abdomen. The company described it like this: "Tanya and Phoenix were trying to get their ice skating skills up to par. Having changed and shown off their set of huge boobs in the bathroom, they hit the ice. Nick was there to help them along in case they needed their asses rubbed from falling. After they had enough, they went back to the pad for some warmth. Then the fun started. Tons of dick sucking and pussy eating as an all out threesome got started. I love the life of a porn star. No qualms, just cock. Enjoy." (no trailer available)

Summary: My Sexy Life Vol. 2 by Muffia was the absolute best presentation of Phoenix Marie I have seen to date, the wealth of footage lasting just under four hours such that this becomes a "must have" title for any of her fans that aren't already members of the company website. The sheer volume and quality of the sex, the chemistry involved in most scenes, the strokability and replay value all combined to make this at very least a title worthy of being Recommended, the technical values a decided drop from other company efforts. Phoenix was always raring and ready to go, her coworkers hitting it off so well in most cases that they always had fun while getting off. In short, My Sexy Life Vol. 2 was hopefully just a taste of things to come, Phoenix Marie proving to be every bit as sexy and seductive as her peers that have received all the acclaim so far. I truly look forward to future volumes of the show thanks to how well this one suited my needs, the rough edges of the technical values usually compensated for by the heat of the scenes.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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