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Studio: Muffia » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/20/10

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

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Genre: Lesbian, Web-to-DVD

Sophia Lomeli and Charlie Laine

Director: Uncredited

Cast: Charlie Laine, Sophia Lomeli, Krissy Lynn, Ashli Orion, Brooke Haven, Nikki Benz, Jayden Jaymes, Sophia Santi, Monique Alexander, Kiara Diane, Sunny Leone, Sammie Rhodes, Lisa Ann, Julia Ann

Brooke Haven, Ashli Orion, Nikki Benz, and Krissy Lynn

Length: 194:14 minutes

Dates of Production: 2/17/2009, 3/13/2009, 7/24/2009, 5/29/2009

Extras: There were links, trailers, a photogallery, and some spam but that was all.

Jayden Jaymes and Sophia Santi

Condoms: None

Audio/Video Quality: Pornstarslick was presented with a couple of different aspect ratios, most of the scenes presented in 1.33:1 full frame while others were handled in a widescreen using a 1.78:1 ratio as shot by the uncredited directors of Muffia. The 480p resolution, MPEG-2 encoded footage was hard to pin down in terms of consistent factors making up the visual elements (perhaps due to the likelihood of several directors and crews) but all of the scenes looked pretty good at best, not as solid as the initial effort in the series. If you're a technophile demanding the best looking porn on the market you will want to rent this one first but I couldn't see passing it up over minor issues (the video bitrate often hovering around the 2.8 Mbps area, showing the numbers do not always equate to better resolution). The audio was also nothing special, presented in a 2.0 Dolby Digital English with a 48 kHz sampling rate and 192 Kbps bitrate. The vocals sounded decent here too, the straightforward nature of the material certainly assisting in making the production sound better than some of the company's older efforts.

Kiara Diane and Monique Alexander

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Body of Review: Muffia is an internet company offering various websites focusing on popular ladies, parodies, and other specialties that have been releasing various compilations on DVD for some time now. Frankly, given the strength of some titles, I can see why they have already achieved a modicum of success, their latest flick making it my way being Pornstarslick. The movie provided six scenes of lesbian loving, featuring some of the biggest names in the genre having fun with each other using minimal setups as the basis for the scenes they were in. The headliner on the cover was Sunny Leone but ladies such as Julia Ann, Lisa Ann, Sophia Santi, Monique Alexander, and Jayden Jaymes all made lengthy appearances too. In terms of what set this selection of scenes apart, I really can't say because the quick version is that it was largely generic sex with modest levels of chemistry at best shown in a cheap manner with mediocre technical values but some of you completists will want to check out your flavor of the month performers here or on the website itself. Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Sammie Rhodes and Sunny Leone

Scene One: Clit Licks: Charlie Laine, wearing a fur coat and some jewelry, was up first with Sophia Lomeli who was wearing a sexy cocktail dress as they drank some wine. They got a wine buzz on and soon found Sophia to be going commando, both ladies caressing and licking each other with an attentive touch. Some toys were deployed and a male was brought in to play an instrument while blindfolded, the ladies getting off on the bed in mechanical fashion given they did not appear to have a lot of personal chemistry. The website said it like this: "Charlie Laine and Sophia Lomeli have a their own private food and wine gala. Its started out as a simple evening of drinking some wine and music, which lead to a night to remember."

Julia Ann and Lisa Ann

Scene Two: High End Vag: Krissy Lynn, Ashli Orion, Brooke Haven, and Nikki Benz, were up next as they got ready for a party, the blondes initiating some action before maid Ashli jumped in for some oral sex. While lacking in toys, the four ladies seemed happy with their situation and the scene generally reflected it but lacked replay value. The website described it like this: "Krissy Lyn and Niki were planning on going out to a cocktail party when Brooke called. She explained to Niki that she had the house to herself and plenty of champagne and strawberries for everyone. So, Niki and Krissy decided to have a girls night in with Brooke. They were all looking very sexy in their outfits as they caught up with girl talk. It was not long before they were licking and fingering each others pussies. As they were munching each other out, the maid was watching and getting very aroused. Brooke caught the maid playing with herself and invited her into the action. It was a great site to watch all four women go at it and get each other off. It was an awesome girls night." 2/17/2009

Scene Three: Kissing Coochie: Jayden Jaymes and Sophia Santi, a couple of brunette hotties with serious curves, were up next as they ate a nice dinner and ended up doing each other. Jayden wore no panties under her dress and Sophia couldn't resist grabbing some of her special sauce, the pair moving to the couch to eat each other and use some toys for penetration. Jayden was the hotter of the two but the acting left much to be desired with both of them. The company described the scene like this: "Jayden Jaymes and Sophia Santi went out to get a bite to eat...but once they were there Jayden decided she didnt like what was on the menu. So, she decided to make her own. She opened her legs and invited Sophia to come over and have a taste. Right in the restaurant too. Sophia couldnt pass out on a chance like that so she went in for a closer look. But they both knew this would eventually lead to some more serious than quick peaks and licks. So, they took their party to a more private location. There they got down and dirty and and 69ed and scissored their way into an orgasm. Amazing sight these two are."

Scene Four: Made To Order: Monique Alexander, was up next as a wealthy woman in charge of maid Kiara Diane. Kiara lingered in the lingerie drawer and Monique encouraged her to try some on, both playing lingerie dress up before the fireworks began. They moved to the bed to eat each other out, the full frame look of the production cheapening it but Monique clearly driving the quality of the action. The website described it like this: "The maid was happy with her job, she had steady pay and a great sexy boss. One day while admiring her boss sexy lingerie she was caught red handed, playing dress up. But that was not the end it, what started out an admiration ended up as pure seduction." 3/13/2009

Scene Five: Sunny Leone and Sammie Rhodes, the couple featured on the front cover (Sunny's face in Sammie's ass), were up next as they enjoyed the booze set up for a cocktail party. Their outfits consisted of black vinyl and coats with red tassels on their nipples, the gals getting frisky with each other on the love seat. Both of them looked attractive but seemed held back from letting loose, even Sunny's strap on dildo barely used with Sammie actively riding it. Sammy did most of the receiving end of the toy too, even doing anal, but it was far from the best scene of the show. The website said it like this: "Sammie and Sunny are the type of women who do big things. They have important jobs in fashion, they live a big life in LA and they drive fast cars. Did I mention they like to fuck each other? Yeah, they do it with one another. Titties on titties, lips on lips and hands all up in the cookie jar. Today was no different as they went to the penthouse to unleash fury on each others little, pink pussies. Sammie loves a good rub down and tongue massage, but today Sunny was going to SIIHB. Strap on got strapped on and Sunny went to town. Youd think she used a strap on a time or two before, what with the way she went in on Sammies ass." 7/24/2009

Scene Six: The Right Touch: Lisa Ann and Julia Ann, two of the hottest MILFs on the market these days (and not related by the way), ended up the show with some margaritas in the kitchen and dining room. The drinks got them buzzed and they began servicing each other, their clothing leading to some very appealing lingerie that enhanced their looks. The company website said this of the scene: "A friend in need is a friend indeed. We have great illustration in poor, Julia Ann. Her husband turned out to be a real dick, so she is hanging out with her buddy Lisa and drowning her tears in margaritas. You cant be in a room with a woman like that, though and not want to drown your sorrows between those thighs. Julia picked up on the signals with the quickness and the clothes disappeared. Hotness ensued and these ladies devoured each other. I want to say, Julie, I hope you are feeling better and Lisa...That ass, I tell ya, its a piece of work." 5/29/2009

Summary: Pornstarslick by Muffia lacked the consistent appeal of some of their other works with featured starlets such as the My Sexy Life or Molly's Life series but it did have enough heated moments to elicit a score of Rent It from me. The biggest draw according to the cover was Sunny Leone and while she looked as attractive as ever, her scene was not comparably solid in most ways to a few of the others, the mish mash of technical values telling me that some of the rough edges need to be worked on before this series is ready for the big leagues. In short, Pornstarslick showed some potential as a source of strokable lipstick lesbian action, the best and boldest of the scenes handled by some of the top names on the marquee. If you're looking for some web-to-DVD gal pal excitement, you could do worse than this one.

You can email me with questions at Houstondon @ hotmail.com if you have any constructive criticism of the review too. :) Also you can follow me on twitter @HoustonDon

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