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Rob Rotten's Reality

Studio: Pink Visual Productions » Review by The Mooninite » Review Date: 4/24/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

The Movie:

Pink Visual has brought 'alt porn/punk porn' guy Rob Rotten on board to play around in their ongoing Reality series. The results? Five scenes of well shot smut with a slight alt-ish edge, but which are basically just your standard, slightly above average gonzo scenes. No plot, no story, nothing to tie the scenes together - but hey, the girls are cute. But yeah, why is this called Reality? Each scene has an obviously phony set up and the performers are not particularly convincing. It's steamy enough and hot enough to be sure, but let's be honest here, it's got nothing to do with reality at all.

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Here's a look at how it all plays out:

Scene 1 - Amber Rayne: This first scene stars brown haired cutie Amber as she talks to two guys, one of whom is Otto Bauer in a bar. As the conversation continues, they start rubbing her through her clothes as they talk her into having a threesome with her. Her clothes come off and she gets her pussy eaten pretty thoroughly as she hands out blowjobs and gets her ass spanked a bit. She gets fingered and once she's primed the guys take turns fucking her face and her pussy, as she rides them and/or bends over to get plowed from behind. She takes it up the ass and then does some ass to mouth for a bit before the double penetration action starts up, after which she blows them both until they come in her mouth.

Scene 2 - Natalie Norton: Natalie is sitting the in ladies room doing her thing and masturbating when Lee Stone spies her when he walks in to take a leak. He hears here and, doing what any good man would do in his situation, gives the little blonde minx a cock to suck through a peephole. She blows him and strokes him off before getting naked and spreading for him. They go at it most of the usual ways - doggy, missionary, cowgirl and reverse, and she finishes Lee off by sucking his dick at which point he jerks off all over her face, getting most of it in her eye.

Scene 3 - Jessica Woods: Pretty blonde Jessica is looking out the window while her man lies in bed. They talk about something but honestly, you won't care what it is. I didn't. After this set up, they start rubbing up and touching one another and as one thing leads to the next, her tits come out of their clothes and into his eager mouth. He plays with her nipple rings a bit and then he goes down on her like a champ. Once she's warmed up, she returns the oral favors and plays with her tits a bit before he fucks her missionary style on the bed. She rolls over onto all fours and the skinny gal gets fucked from behind and then she rides him cowgirl and reverse, right up the ass. He pulls out and she blows him for a minute. From there he strokes off onto her face and she cleans up the mess for him with her tongue.

Scene 4 - Cameron Love: The cutest girl in this feature is buxom redhead Cameron, who is making out with her man in the back of a van when her scene starts. They argue about how far she's going to let him go but soon he gets his way. She sucks his cock nice and slow and takes her time with it, seemingly enjoying herself, before he gets her naked and slips it into her shaved box spoon style so she can play with her clit a bit. She's got knee-high tube socks on, which for some reason appeals to me. She rides him cowgirl and reverse and then they bend her over the back of the fan so he can smack her ass and fuck her from behind. He pulls out and she drops to her knees and strokes and sucks him to a finish all over her cute face and into her mouth.

Scene 5 - Morgan Layne: Last but not least is Morgan, a blonde girl with a very pretty face and bad breast implants. She's sitting down looking sad when Rob Rotten appears. They talk and soon enough get down to business. Her top comes off and she lies on her back as he fucks her face, and then they waste no time getting right to the point. He fucks her missionary style and then holds her up in the air so she can bounce up and down on his dick. He fucks her snatch from behind and then she rides him cowgirl style for a few minutes. He bones her missionary style one last time and then pulls out and strokes off onto her pelvis.



This shot on digital video production looks pretty clean presented here in a reasonably stable anamorphic 1.78.1 widescreen transfer. There is some mild edge enhancement in a couple of spots and a noticeable bit of mpeg compression evident throughout in the darker scenes. Skin tones look nice and natural, the compositions are dead on (though some of the camera work in a couple of spots is quite shaky), and aside from the fact that this digital video production looks like a digital video production and as such suffers from the minor defects usually associated with the format, everything looks as good as you'd realistically expect it to.


The Dolby Digital 2.0 Surround track is quite sufficient. The dialogue comes through cleanly and clearly as do all of the moans and groans. There is no background music used anywhere during the feature aside from the opening credits and the levels do tend to fluctuate quite a bit from scene to shining scene but aside from that there isn't much to whine about here. The audio is fine.


First up is a bonus scene starring The Lins And The Devilles. Set on what looks like some sort of talk show stage (???) it starts off with the guys getting head, each from a respective lady, before the girls hop on top to ride some dick. Lots of grunting and trash talking ensues and as each guy ejaculates he grunts like a caveman, which is always charming.

Pink Visual has also supplied a Behind The Scenes segment (8:50) in which Morgan Layne shows off her cute little body before letting us what her scene as it's being shot. There's a brief interlude that kind of works as an interview but this is mostly a fly on the wall piece. Morgan also has a striptease segment in which she gets naked, plays with her fake tits and fingers her box for us.

Rounding out the extras are trailers for a few other Pink Visual releases, a still gallery and a weblink. Over the extras menu a girl encourages to visit the Pink Visual website, effectively turning the menu screen into a really irritating commercial - a truly obnoxious trend that should be stopped before it spreads.

Final Thoughts:

Rob Rotten's Reality has nothing to do with reality whatsoever but it does serve up five decent scenes, each with a nice looking girl in the lead role. The sex is well shot and performed enthusiastically and there's some obvious care put into the set design, art direction and camerawork. It may not be a modern classic but it's definitely got enough pants tightening moments that it's worth a look, and as such, comes recommended.

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