Cast: Teagan Presley, Mr. Pete, Eva Angelina, Gianna Lynn, Erik Everhard, Savanah Gold, John Strong, Tommy Gunn, Lindsey Meadows, Michael Stefano, Mick Blue
Length: 195:23 minutes
Date of Production: 2010 (production dates of the scenes varied)
Extras: The only extras included were a photogallery, a popshot compilation from the scenes, a true double sided DVD cover, and a slipcover.
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Audio/Video Quality: Eva Angelina Vs. Teagan Presley was presented in a visually appealing anamorphic widescreen color using an aspect ratio of 1.78:1 as shot by various directors for Zero Tolerance using the MPEG-2 codec employed by standard definition releases with a 480i resolution. The lighting was usually strong, eliminating the shadows and grain like most of the company's works in the past, but there was a deliberate soft focus in some scenes, others a bit harsher, at times. The grain was minimal but the video noise more pronounced (especially on the fishnets and fancy lingerie used at times) and I got the impression that the directors spent some time to use the camera angles to enhance the looks of the nicely made up ladies. The bitrate tended to hover around the mid 4.1 Mbps area most of the time I paid any attention to it, the opening tease sessions looking like they were much lower resolution and frame rate for some reason. The composition of the scenes enhanced the look of the ladies, each of them used to softer lighting in recent scenes, but that soft focus approach did not help the production look at top notch as some company productions. The sole audio track was presented in 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps rate using a 48 kHz sampling rate most titles are mastered with, the aural experience fairly limited due to the nature of the gonzo shoot. There was also no separation between the channels and the dynamic range was as truncated as ever, standard gonzo audio being okay for most consumers.
Body of Review: Zero Tolerance is one of the gonzo production companies exploring new options of late, bringing in new contract starlets and directors, even commissioning the folks at Pop Porn to make some largely funny comedies of late. While I have enjoyed many of their works in the past, their least appealing fuck flicks have always been their compilations, most of the time the formula including editing the original footage in ways I did not always approve of. Their latest compilation making it to me was Eva Angelina Vs. Teagan Presley, combining some of the best work each gal has done in a single disc compilation for fans to appreciate. Let me say at the forefront that some of the scenes did appear truncated a bit but unless you make a side by side comparison, you're unlikely to miss anything, this veritable sampler of two of the hottest ladies in porn well worth checking into if you don't have most of the original flicks the scenes were derived from in the first place. Still, I had my misgiving considering the back cover advertised it as though there was a lot of anal sex going on (there wasn't) and no mention was made of the fact that this was a compilation (it was). Here is what it said about the movie: "Get ready for a showdown between two of the cutest, cum-lovin' cocksuckers in XXX- Eva Angelina & Teagan Presley. These two super-sexy starlets go "head to head" and "ass to ass" in an attempt to answer those age-old questions: who sucks dick and takes a cock in the ass better-the blonde or the brunette? The reality is there is no loser! The real winner is you- who gets to "wax your wand" as these two hard-bodied horny whores hand-deliver heaps of hardcore happenings!" Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Fishnets 8: Teagan Presley was up first in a small bed, crawling around with her ass in the air as she teased the camera with a smile, soon donning some lingerie that included fishnet stockings. While leaner than I prefer, she was extremely cute, her polished moves the result of lots of practice gained under contract and in the hordes of movies she had been in by this point in time. She moved over to the larger bed where Mr. Pete was resting, sprawling all over him until he diddled her and jerked off, vaginally fucking her before she slobbed his knob aggressively while looking at the camera. Their chemistry was modest but the energy levels were high, his finger poking her perfect pucker but leaving his cock in her snatch, eventually jerking off his wad of genetic juice to her face to close it out at the movie's 23:46 minute mark (including opening credits).
Scene Two: Pussycats 2: Eva Angelina, the sultry Latina bombshell seen on the left side of the front cover, was up next with curvy Gianna Lynn on a couch, the couple shortening their tease outside to suck face and caress each other all over. Gianna was the aggressor here but Eva showed a good time too, their chemistry such that it was a modest but fun lesbian scene. No toys were used and they kissed a lot between going down on each other, the lack of population pudding not harming the scene at all (the scene ending at the 44:58 minute mark for those keeping track).
Scene Three: Doll House 4: Teagan Presley, the light haired Texan seen on the right side of the front cover, was up next and a major reason why I wanted to see this movie. While she has been going through some trying times of late, her fans adore her and this was another chance to see her outside of her contract, the lean little gal propped up against a red sports car outside as she teased. She also masturbated while making grimaces but the best news of the day was that she would be working with studly Erik Everhard inside the house. She sat on the piano while he ate her out, Teagan making numerous grunts and groans as his tongue hit all the right places. Her blowjob was more seductive than passionate, his size more than she could handle deep throating but she still looked good with her lips wrapped around his rod. Those of you that like seeing her ribcage will find the active vaginal ride to be especially appealing and while I prefer her with a few more burgers inside of her, the pair seemed to be having some sort of a grudge fuck the way they sought to get each other off. Teagan pumped on his lap and I almost thought the piano bench would break under their incessant pounding. Erik got rough at her request too, some slaps to her rump getting her into full gonzo mode where she ordered, not requested, he "stick it in there" as he poked her perfect but puffy pussy. They then moved to the more comfortable yellow couch to finish up, Erik doing much of the work but Teagan pretty active too before she was covered in semen (at least her tongue). Nice!
Scene Four: Goo For Two 6: Eva Angelina, now dressed in a light purple thong with matching tube top, was paired off in a decent scene but this time with bodacious bleach blond Savannah Gold, the ladies stripping in the living room by the window. The short tease led to them sharing the cock of John Strong, savoring his manhood orally while they double teamed the guy's nuts and pecker. He ate Eva before vaginally drilling her, moving to Savannah for an even more active ride. The footage shown here displayed Savannah as the leading lady getting tapped, Eva nice enough to suck out his load of semen at the end to share with her partner.
Scene Five: Roller Dollz: Teagan Presley, the lean hotty seen on the right hand side of the cover, was up next as she prepared for practice on the locker bench. Erik Everhard was insistent on getting some from her, the pair agreeing to a quickie since she was already late. Erik ate her on the bench and she laughed with pleasure the entire time, her satin coat covering her breasts initially but her skates remaining on as with many of the other ladies in the movie. She did not reciprocate initially, relying on Erik to tear into her pussy from multiple angles instead, Teagan pushing back in a few of them so as to not be labeled as a passive rider. There were red marks on her ass from the action and she claimed he was turning her on, her minimal blowjob resulting in her bra tossed off and the gal finally getting into the action, even if slightly mechanically. Teagan got nearly as sweaty as Erik did and eventually warmed up to giving her best though, making this another scene in a big name movie for fans to enjoy during her hiatus from doing men on camera. While most of Teagan's oral came between the middle and end of the movie, her need for seed did her justice as she engulfed his cock in such a welcoming manner, milking him dry before he jerked off to her mouth. Teagan did not swallow but at least she provided some post coital sucking before rushing off to practice, none of which was shown in the flick.
Scene Six: Strip Tease Then Fuck 10: Eva Angelina, wearing a skimpy leopard print bikini, was then up showing off her assets, gyrating as she swayed until it was time to handle some POV action. The dry lap dance led to her sucking him off actively, her partner soon revealed to be studly Tommy Gunn. They actively fucked vaginally and he played with her asshole but other than some taste testing, this was a pretty basic scene for the two of them. It ended when he came in her mouth, allowing the sperm to fall onto her large breasts and the camera faded out before anything else was done.
Scene Seven: Piece of Ass: Teagan Presley, the young hotty featured on the front cover, was up first with slightly curvier Lindsey Meadows, as the pair made out on the expansive staircase in their slutty attire. Teagan did some heel sucking and was very playful, Lindsey kind of going along with her as the couple made out until Michael Stefano arrived to provide the meat stick both of them deserved. Teagan took a glass dildo in her ass first then cleaned it orally, Michael's arrival signifying it was time for some foot fetish material to ensue. The use of feet did nothing for me either way, Teagan left to diddle herself while Lindsey made a play for the cock but our heroine soon slobbed his knob very nicely with some assistance from Lindsey until both gals gave passive vaginal rides on the boner he sported. Michael wanted more so he began drilling Teagan's ass, this continuing until some ATM and a technical DP drained his snake of genetic juice that went to Teagan's face for cumswapping. I admit that I was underwhelmed with the performance since it had such potential (the playfulness displayed by Teagan alone served to elevate my bulge) but with so few new Teagan performances with men out there, this might be a sign of the times.
Scene Eight: Doll House 4: Eva Angelina, the beautiful brunette seen on the left side of the front cover, was up first as she teased in her red outfit on the couch in the living room, the droning music not truly distracting me much except that her vocals were not as clear. She commented about the viewer liking what she was showing and she performed a little strip act, not as heated as the one in the bonus section but worth checking out all the same given the star quality she has projected for a very long time. This section led to her working with director Mick Blue and it was clear why he used his status to select her since Eva is a major hotty! The solo act leading to the pair kissing was decent enough but her attentive blowjob sure a delight, even if she paid too much attention to the camera at times. Her vocals enhanced the moment too and they went to screwing vaginally in short order. I wasn't completely satisfied this time though (which was a surprise!) since Eva was largely passive in the penetrative portion of the scene, some explanation must be out there given how well she usually does. It looked good to see her puffy pussy hammered though so I admit it was strokable even if it wasn't close to her better scenes. The action ended when Mick busted a nut of genetic juice on her face, Eva providing some post coital sucking though not swallowing, some titty play leaving fans wanting more.
Summary: Eva Angelina Vs. Teagan Presley by Zero Tolerance often gave the appearance of having edited footage from some of the scenes due to the pacing and manner in which the scenes played out but whether or not they were edited, the two ladies in question provided some heated action. I lowered the rating because it was not advertised as accurately as it should have been but fans that have never seen the scenes in question will likely find them well worth checking out either here or via their original releases so I rated this one as a Rent It or better. In short, whether you like the curvy goodness of Eva Angelina or the youthful look of innocence projected by Teagan Presley, you could do far worse than picking up a copy of Eva Angelina Vs. Teagan Presley for your sessions of self love, given their replay value and strokability.
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