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Teachers With Tits


Studio: Third Degree Films » Review by Don Houston » Review Date: 4/24/10



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Teachers with Tits

Third Degree Films

Genre: Vignette, Big Breasts


Director: Sid Knox

Cast: Devon Lee, Mr. Pete, Jenner, Eva Angelina, Mark Wood, Kagney Linn Karter, Alex Gonz, Riley Evans, McKenzie Lee, Evan Stone
Non sex roles: Sara Beth, S.W., Maxx Friendly, Bradley Valiant

Length: 134:32 minutes

Devon Lee

Date of Production: 2010

Extras: There was a slip cover, a photogallery, a pop shot recap from the scenes, and a short Behind the Scenes feature lasting 7:47 minutes full of humor, just too short to really provide a look at the production in progress.

Condoms: None

Eva Angelina

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Audio/Video Quality: Teachers with Tits was presented in a very appealing 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen color as shot by director Sid Knox for Third Degree Films using the MPEG-2 codec for the standard definition release (using a standard 480 resolution). The lighting was usually optimal and it generally limited the grain, video noise, and shadows other productions seem unable to get rid of far too often; the crotches again not as consistently well lit as they should have been. The composition of the shots weren't always completely flattering to the ladies but at least there was rarely any doubt about what was going on and where it was going; given the quality of the cast, this made it more enjoyable too. The fleshtones were generally accurate and the bitrate hovered in the mid 5.1 Mbps area so it did not look bad but aside from the light haze here, it was again okay. There were no compression artifacts and the visuals were generally handled pretty well here. The audio was presented in a 1.0 Dolby Digital English using the standard 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate of most productions. The music was generic but the vocals; while plain as could be, could be heard in almost all cases; only slightly hollow at times when the ladies were making it clear their limits were being pushed.

Kagney Linn Karter with Alex Gonz

Body of Review: Sid Knox is a meat & potatoes gonzo director, his straightforward approach to movies sometimes taking me by surprise. Now that the walls are breaking down at Third Degree Films and its related parent companies, he is releasing titles for all of them from what it seems, the latest being Teachers with Tits. The movie is a set of five vignettes about teachers, the cast including such babes as Eva Angelina, Kagney Linn Karter, and Riley Evans to name a few. While the quality of the male talent was not as high end on average, the net effect was some decent chemistry, moderate heat, and enough replay value to generate some interest for the fan favorites. The company website described the movie like this: "Remember that favorite teacher with the great set of tits and always wore a short skirt. You couldn't stand when called on because of the rock hard cock in your pants. Well she's back and she is fucking all the rock hard cocks she can get her slutty little hands on. These Ms. So & So's aren't teaching Algebra anymore. They are showing you how to do "everything." These are Teachers with Tits." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:

Riley Evans with Jenner

Scene One: Devon Lee, a busty blond MILF wearing a green tank top (nipples showing through it) and running shorts, was up first as she made Mr. Pete and moper Jenner do some laps. Needless to say, they were not up for it and ended up going back to her house where she stripped on the bed, the men finding her pleasuring herself so they came to terms quickly as she fished their cocks out of their pants for sucking. Jenner initially went down on her as she slobbed Pete's knob, the moaning appropriate and the men trading places more than a few times as she blew them and they vaginally screwed the fleshy gal. As things progressed, anal was introduced and she continued orally working them as they boned her, even giving her a needed DP before launching their loads of genetic juice to her chest.

McKenzie Lee

Scene Two: Eva Angelina, the sexy brunette featured on the left side of the front cover, was up next in a classroom setting, giving her slacker students an essay for their remedial English class, ending up with coworker Mark Wood. She took off her satin green top to allow him better access to her golden globes, her blue bra and matching lingerie enhancing her look even as it fell to the floor. He was infatuated with her chest but spent some time caressing her, Eva's blowjob full of passion leading to his penetrating her pussy with more vigor than I've seen from him of late. She was a bit aurally over the top with her yelling but the desk was a solid platform to screw on, a series of active vaginal penetrations with taste testing by both of them ending with a titty pop and some post coital head marking a successful bout of boning.

Scene Three: Kagney Linn Karter, the beautiful blond featured on the right side of the front cover wearing black mesh, was up next in charge of the detention, kicking the others out to focus her favors on Alex Gonz. He dropped a note regarding her great tits and given the state of her loose white blouse, the flattery excited her to where she allowed him to feel her up. He pulled them out of her half bra (black and pink) to suck on her nipples, the company's latest contract gal sucking his pecker as a reward to the guy. The oral included a titty fuck but the majority of heated sex centered on the vaginal plowing they pursued, the desk making it tough for her to routinely ride in an active manner. While not her best scene in recent months, she seemed to have a good time with the lad, the dude rubbing out a nut of population pudding to her mouth at the end.

Scene Four: Riley Evans, a lean blond with great curves, was up next as a computer instructor, bending over the keyboard to assist moper Jenner who was frustrated with his inability to get the computer to do his bidding. To aid in her accessibility, she sat in his lap but that mistake was soon rewarded by his undoing her striped top to go for her breasts, the red bra offering scant resistance to his insistent caresses, the man feeling up her crotch a little as well. While I loved the way her red thong was swallowed up by her great ass, her tanned body looked better naked, his fingers digging for clams and feeding her a taste before she blew and titty fucked his modest member. That led to a passive set of vaginal positions, her generic moans telling me that she barely felt his dick inside of her snatch. It ended with a titty pop and her taking some semen in her mouth but as hot as she was, the lack of chemistry and energy between them weakened the scene more than the faulty audio.

Scene Five: McKenzie Lee, a skinny brunette with overly large implants, was up last as a music instructor wearing a form fitting black dress that did not flatter her figure at all. Her student was the mighty Evan Stone and his musical talents were lacking, the gal deciding to take advantage of the opportunity to kiss him on the lips with his hands taking over to diddle her clam. She was quickly shown without any clothing except for her thong, his fingering digging deeply and feeding the juices to her before she gave him a dry lap dance on the couch. Evan went down on her and she reciprocated orally, faring better with the short titty fuck and the active vaginal penetration than anything else. There was some anal too but she seemed to be unable to handle his girth easily, remaining as still as possible while he tore her a new one. The ending came soon enough as he jerked off some semen to her face, the post coital head more believably heated than much of the rest of the scene.

Summary: Teachers with Tits by director Sid Knox for Third Degree Films had some strokable moments but it was not consistent in that regard so I rated the flick a respectable Rent It. Both the company and the director have offered superior products in recent times so unless you're a major completists regarding some of the performers, this one should be checked out before picked up for the collection. In short then, Teachers with Tits really didn't offer a unique experience and the performers were not typically at their very best, Eva Angelina and Devon Lee clearly the highlights in terms of their scenes.


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