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Barely Legal P.O.V. #7


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Wind Tunnel » Review Date: 6/12/10



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Barely Legal P.O.V. #7
A Hustler Picture Directed by Dirty Dan Silver
Starring:  Angel Cummings, Stephanie Cane, Kitty Bella, Miranda Kelly, Ami Jordan & Nicole Ray.
With:  Dirty Dan Silver
Runtime:  2hr 33min
Condoms?:  None!
Keywords:  Barely Legal, Finally 18, Teens In Your Bedroom, Point of View.

Brief Synopsis:  Dirty Dan is at it once again, bringing us his particular penchant for the POV genre with his newfound high-definition frame.  Will the results this time around be worth their weight in pennies or gold?  Let's just find out, shall we?

[Scene One]  Angel Cummings




Nineteen year old Angel is all grins once Dan asks her to bounce and flaunt herself atop a bedspread, jumping and squeaking before showing off her swell booty and a few illustrious tattoos.  Once on her knees, she drools to lube up his cock, sweltering it with a few minutes of mouth movements before Dan coaches her along to keep her eyes up and his balls moist.  He enters her shorn clam in missionary, steering the ship along and keeping Angel huffing away, continuing with a pace amount of doggy.  A few careful fades later, reverse cowgirl is the order up, with she working herself into Dan backward, relenting with a closer slink of classic cowgirl and finger diddling her clit.  Angel flips around for more reverse action, guiding the way toward a final pop of seed, half of which falls into her mouth with a clean lap up.  While not entirely devoid of excitement, Angel does well by letting Dan guide most of the action along, as well as keeping the speakers humming along with her aches and moans and her bubbly good looks.  Nice one!




[Scene Two]  Stephanie Cane




Fluttering her bright eyes toward Dan's camera eye, super slim Stephanie gyrates her way out of her thin layers of clothing as a backing track fades up.  She whips off her matching panties and thong easily, biting a pair as they slip off her twenty-two year old behind, arching over to undo Dan's white robe to blow him.  Once hard, doggy is the first course, with Stephanie warbling groan amplifying the intensity as Dan pushes toward a slow, pumping crawl.  Their continued glide shifts to Stephanie taking the lead, going into a cupping cowgirl play, pausing for a wang taste before keeping the party going with an even faster run with her hand clamped against her little red button.  In reverse cowgirl, the schtupping allows, somewhat annoyingly, for Dan to jack around with the camera angles amidst their boffing, somewhat losing the momentum temporarily until Stephanie goes in for another prick swish.  Now steady and lubed up, she holds her legs high in missionary position, spitting and rubbing her ruby and huddling away until a fade takes us into Dan's final unspooling, aimed and fired across her tongue and dripping down to her chest.  Somewhat reluctantly, Stephanie swallows, and all is done.  Oftentimes her performance is split between being totally active, veering into otherwise distant when Dan tries to keep the hustle along, though Stephanie seems more intent on keeping his dick wet, less on actually enjoying herself overall.  Add in Dan's jacked angles mid-scene and you may be a little distracted, too.  Still pleasing, but not through every single inch.




[Scene Three]  Kitty Bella




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Uber-cute Floridian Kitty sports a rather outsized tattoo of dreadlocked legend Bob Marley above her left hip, leading to a bit of back and forth with Dan about her real age (nineteen, for real), as well as a bit of bouncy booty shaking before undoing her underwear.  He dips a digit inside of her slit and feeds it to her, moving the camera over her youthful body before leading her to the floor for a blow job, uttering a few directions as she dives down.  Those unbound breasts make short work of his dick, stroking it with a helping hand before the oncoming entry in missionary.  Kitty rocks and sways close, bringing herself to a nice peak n' huff before the camera fades to doggy style, Dan cranking away and squeezing her cheeks, switching leads before a shaky-legged bit of classic cowgirl.  In reverse, the two encounter a bit of friction, remedied by a tilt that is apparent in Kitty's squeaks along the way.  She does the final missionary bit of driving, gorgeously and short of breath, sliding down quickly once Dan gives her the signal, dolloping her mouth with his almond stream, quite frustratingly, out of frame: Kitty does swallow and we witness a bit of clean up, but the actual moment was lost in the heat of the moment.  You almost can't blame Dan, however, thanks to Kitty's crackling purrs and bodacious body, and though it's clear that her oral skills could use a bit of honing, the girl surely knows how to rock a dick, either between her titties or those lightly dusted thighs of hers.  I demand many-a rematch, and hopefully that's what we'll all get in the future from Kitty, in every single little way!





[Scene Four]  Miranda Kelly




Supple Miranda declares that her ten or fifteen scene history in the industry has been "fucking fantastic" so far, shining bright in a shimmery swimsuit and stockings that fall to the ground soon enough to reveal a pouting pair of tits and delicious pair of legs.  Fingering her meaty coochie (and sucking on Dan's spelunked finger, too), she teases away toward the camera before kneeling to suck, briefly wheedling Dan's sabre in a tense kind of way, trying to gain speed but never really succeeding.  In missionary, Miranda cranks her legs around, oogling her berry before switching to a cushy run of doggy, shuttling herself backward into Dan hungrily, boasting away in the background.  A swished taste of his meat further on, the duo take to classic cowgirl atop the floor, Miranda jolting as either one of them keeps her kitten warm and buzzing, tingling her tittles until their increased speed makes them jiggle away.  A final dip in reverse cowgirl does Dan in, succumbing to Miranda and her special goodness by filling her pussy with his own whipped topping, she rising to collect what little does drip out while hovering above him for a little post-sex self massage.  All well and good enough, Miranda's gauge on the actual fucking is the real highlight here, jacking into Dan's dick and seeming to have the time of her life doing so.  However, her all but invisible sense of oral play could use some help, though I suppose that the outright quality of her humping is just enough to distract anyone away from that caveat for the time being.  Keep it warm, baby.




[Scene Five]  Ami Jordan




Straight outta Tennessee and into Dan's bedroom we find Ami already sucking on a purple lolly, extolling the virtues of her natural boobs (the lynchpin of her success thusfar, she believes), wiggling that healthy white ass of hers around before tugging out of her little outfit.  Once naked, we fade to find her with a black rubberized, palm-sized vibrator, pushing it against her widening envelope before sucking on Dan's rod, utilizing those titties for brief effect before the missionary begins. She ooohs and aaahs as he pulls into her with a steady beat, dissolving toward a taking turns in doggy as the camera begins to lose focus.  On the flat floor, Ami positions herself atop of Dan's plinth for a face to face cowgirl, tightly fitting herself with a gentle twist, hopping along into reverse cowgirl with a shaking bop with all her squalls keeping score.  Back into the bed, briefly, she treats Dan to a touch more smoothing via her breasticles, causing him to call her back to her knees for the inevitable, the hot spurt that grazes over her head, as well as the few sputters that land on her lip and chin.  With such amiable assets at her disposal, Ms. Jordan poises and carries herself so well, especially for a near-newbie, and it's clear that she loving every minute of it (sans the cumshot, but after all, there's only time).  It's almost as if she's unaware of the power of her gifts, which makes the scene that much more surprising, to boot.  Gorgeous stuff!





[Scene Six]  Nicole Ray





With a kind of killer look in her eyes, we find Nicole blowing bubbles naked, chatting with Dan for a few before leaping around on the bed with her nineteen year old, slightly gangly frame.  She arches over and sucks his prick, carrying the action onto the floor for additional dipping (her method twists and threatens to crack her own neck at times, though her widened tongue keeps the laps from seeming less dizzy), spitting on her fingers and nuzzling a free hand between her legs.  In missionary, Dan lays his pipe into her slight growth of bush as Nicole does the merry-go-round twist, windmilling her pelvis into his joint.  The lean-to continues in doggy and the two bat away in reverse cowgirl atop the floor, wherein Nicole saddles down in such a beat that, for once, we hear Dan whimper!  After a bent-over taste, Nicole spreads her eagle in classic cowgirl for a slow push, exaggerating the play in doggy once again on the bed.  In close missionary she performs the windmill cycle again, shifting to doggy for a final push that lands all of Dan's ivory load into Nicole's mouth, causing her to choke and cough a bit until she pretends to down it all, keeping most of the goop hidden beneath her tongue: a classic fake-out that leaves her, well, speechless.  Though her self-induced hoopla isn't quite authentic, Nicole does volley a good play for the better part of the scene, her mood sneaking in and breaking the momentum from time to time, but her physicality outweighs most of her more annoying qualities (slightly groanworthy patter, camera eyes, etc.).  And to think that her final non-downing of Dan's seed would be actually passable in this day & age is totally outdated, but then again maybe I'm just jaded.  Either way, it sours the otherwise high points of the scene, overall.



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Bonus Materials



Additional footage featuring Nicole arrives by way of a nearly nine minute Behind the Scenes segment, wherein she demonstrates her poi-twirling skills (a traditional Maori performance) as well as preening for Dan pre-scene.  Nicole dominates most of the section, with a few preparation moments with Kitty and a few of the other girls.  Six Trailers are included (like minded Hustler titles), an eight minute Slide Show, and the usual shoebox full of per-minute phone advertisements are included, as well.  And like most recent Barely Legal titles from the company, a "How It All Began" reeler is also tacked on, for those who like those sorts of soft effects between their sucking and fucking.  Not essential, but not completely worthless, either.

Audio/Visual Quality
The 16x9 enhanced picture (1.85:1 ratio) gains softness at a few junctures during the feature, more due to director Dan's personal investment into the ongoing session (Ami's scene, especially) and losing himself in the moment.  The color casts remain on the slightly rosy side, though the temperature of the image downshifts at points once Dan & his particular partner do the deed on the floor (just a few shadows here and there, but nothing all too serious).  A backing music track does run semi-softly through most of the scenes, fading in and out on occasion, but really just seeming like an attempt to break the monotony of some of the nadirs in action (and all the easier to warm Stephanie's otherwise cold stare, for instance).  This does come in handy since Dan's camera of choice tends to have a kind of creaking noise (digital audio tape?) at times, so distraction is certainly the name of the slight-of-hand game.  Otherwise, save the jacked angles here and there, a quite watchable presentation, unless you're a purist.

Overall Thoughts
As he's shifted into the world of hi-def, Dirty Dan is finally hitting a slight stride once again, approaching an overall confidence that kept his earlier entrants into the series so incredibly satisfying.  The girls, however, do sometimes get the best of him, causing him to err in his self-imposed camera duties but still keeping the party going, nonetheless.  And those girls do reiterate their barely legal status, oftentimes coming off greener in more ways than one (Miranda's oral stumbles and Nicole's swallowing allergy).  However, when it does all come together (i.e. with Ami and her bodacious boobs, or Kitty and her likewise set of jugs), it's wholly great, and with that continuous push and pull of quality, I can only recommend that you Rent It before laying down the cash, as all these variations in approach may or may not be your tipping point for this beloved series.  While the earlier volumes were simple and direct in execution, Dan's arsenal of new production tricks may not appeal to everyone: hurdles or not, it's still pretty darn good fucking.


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