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Barely Legal P.O.V. #6


Studio: Hustler Video » Review by Wind Tunnel » Review Date: 5/3/10



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Barely Legal P.O.V. #6

A Hustler Picture Directed by "Dirty" Dan Silver
Starring:  Charley Chase, Pepper Foxx, Lilly Lovely, London Keyes, Kirra Lynne & Cassandra Calogera.
With:  "Dirty" Dan Silver
Runtime: 2hrs 39min
Condoms?:  None!
Keywords:  Point of View, Natural Talent, Everything's Gone Green

Brief Synopsis:  Finally back after a brief period of downtime, director "Dirty Dan" Silver returns for the sixth installment of his Hustler point of view series, this time with a high definition camera in hand and in a new set of digs.  While in the past editions he mined and more than occasionally found gold in his newbie partners, what will the change of scenery do for the rest of us?  Let's find that out, shall we?

[Scene One]  Charley Chase





Up first is the mind-bogglingly 21-year old Charley Chase, creaking the bed with her jiggly jumps, coyly nuzzling herself down to director Dan's crotch for a mostly no-hands, sloshy blow job.  Charley takes it down easily, squishing those robust pillows of hers together for more dick glazing, propping herself up on the bed's edge for a coital start in missionary.  "You're gonna make me cum," she mutters as Dan plies himself inside of her, breaking for a post-orgasmic taste of that wang before continuing for a second round - "I'm gonna do seven shallow, three deep," Dan tells her, tilting his camera as he pumps his rhythm stick just as promised, leading Charley to moan, shake and wheeze as she climaxes again.  Cutting to an ass-out, doggy position, the two keep a medium bump and grind, taking turns leading each other inside and out, shifting the play to the floor for classic cowgirl.  "Can you feel that?," Charley whispers in a half-closed stare, guiding herself along and dissolving into a quicker hop.  Pausing once again for another swish of hot wang, she flips around in between camera fades into reverse cowgirl, falling to her knees for a open mouthed stream of goo shot across her wide lips, drinking down drips on her tongue.  A nice bit of chemistry between Dan and Charley is the rock by which all the rest of the performance really hangs, what with the semi-questionable editing and the occasional passing highway noises usurping a bit of the overall energy.  Charley, however, makes it all worthwhile with her eager amount of orgasmic pulses, outright sexiness, and cool energy that is truly hard to refuse.  Hoorah, hooray!




[Scene Two]  Pepper Foxx





Five-foot Pepper prances for a few moments before admitting to Dan (with some prying) that she "wants to be the best...the most popular!", letting him feel her tight body and oiling her soon-to-be-very-naked chest moments later.  Pepper builds him up by masturbating, with Dan sauntering his camera closer for a few finger checks of his own, prompting a blow job on her knees.  She twists his wick around her tongue, tickling it with her long nails like a lolly and briefly taking it down, whole, only for a true few seconds.  A few titty teases later, the duo joints together in cowgirl, showcasing Pepper's array of tattoos (pink ribbons, birds, and so on), hopping and flopping along in a steady hup on the floor, returning to the bed for more slow rocking action.  A taste onward, Pepper goes into reverse cowgirl (floor-bound), popping along at a higher clip, a loving grind, shifting to a higher gear that causes Dan to break himself in a stance and grace her with a jolt of joy juice into her mouth - she oozes it all out, spilling it down her chin and between her tits.  While her eagerness may be true, Pepper's colors really turn vibrant only during the final run of reverse cowgirl, wherein she really lets loose and causes Dan to nearly bust an early nut (a brief cut before the cumshot somewhat shines a light on this).  Her oral skills aren't particularly spectacular, though her efforts here, for the most part, are guided by director/partner Dan.  Cute as hell, Pepper could use some work on her approach, though I suspect most smitten by her abject barely legal-ness really won't care.  But I do!


[Scene Three]  Lilly Lovely




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Russian Lilly (10 years in the states, 5 feet tall) is quick to de-pants herself, so fast even that Dan asks her semi-politely to slip back into them for a slower peel.  Moaning and hissing and generally cooing is how Lilly breaks up her strip tease, urging herself, it seems, to give Dan head, centering her attentions on his mushroom cap until bopping along quite quickly, taking a moment to cork his balls between her tightened lips.  She jills herself off in a blur as Dan pulls her to the bed's corner for missionary, evolving those vocals of hers into a "nyet nyet nyet" sound that seems off-kilter and wrong but totally, unutterably right.  The huffing and sucking continues, Lilly climbing atop Dan's sail on the ground floor in cowgirl, blopping away and slowing down for another suction-off and additional prick play.  Another beat is signaled in reverse cowgirl, similar enough that the two switch back to classic-style, with the camera somewhat belaboring the events with confusing, upside-down angles.  After a particularly successful bit of thwapping, Dan urges Lilly to jump off, aiming and hitting the inside of her mouth, causing her to gag on his hot white seed, still shooting that goo, a little finally going down her throat.  While she's certainly the bee's knees in every visual way, Lilly's take on playing "sexy" for the camera sometimes grates, though her robust enthusiasm makes up for the lesser moments, even if she does end up semi-choking on Dan's dollop of curd.  Still, I thank you Russia!


[Scene Four]  London Keyes





Nineteen year old London Keys chats with Dan long enough to coax her into nakedness, upon which we see a bevy of preliminary skin ink and her ripe rumpage.  Our guide paws and squeezes, slapping London's tits: "I like to be beaten!," she says, indicating both a bruise on the right leg and her nearly-impervious-to-pain tits.  She performs a neckbreaking amount of head, breaking away long enough to ask Dan "you like to see me choke on your dick?", which they both seem to agree is, indeed, just plain great.  Even moreso does London tug at that spear in hot pursuit mode, sticking four of her fingers down her throat to alleviate the stroking with an additional amount of spit.  She leads Dan in missionary, causing his camerawork to fall into soft focus as he imparts his prick upon her request.  "Tell me how good my pussy feels," she says, diddling herself while Dan warbles and tries to maintain his composure.  He spits on her pussy and afterward goes after London in doggy position: "I want you to make my ass fuckin' red," and that Dan does, slamming and cracking, guiding down into classic cowgirl as they each take turns leaning into a groove.  Fast and focused, she spits and flips into reverse cowgirl, pivoting herself in a figure eight twist, further allowing for even more palm-to-rump roasting.  A final layout play of doggy cuts to a floor-bound pop, Dan hitting London's face like a splat of microwaved dressing across her closed mouth.  Even though she does display quite an array of intensity, London does well to slow down at Dan's command, sometimes rushing between positions that he can't quite keep up (and really though, who could?).  Her tricks are many, though she seems to want to dazzle the people at home (thank you very much) rather than really break her bread with Dan, which, thankfully, does finally find a steady pulse toward the final strokes.  And that she's a touch tepid with the final results is a bit of a dealbreaker, but someone so slightly chirpy and cute deserves even a look or two now and then.  If only!


[Scene Five]  Kirra Lynne




Five foot two Kirra stretches her hand to reach the ceiling, giggling as she flutters her sizable, wiggling ass toward Dan's camera.  The hypnotizing tease keeps on for a few minutes, and a few self-smacks later, Kirra's on her knees blowing him, bending over on all fours for a handless run.  Doggy atop the bed begins the fucking, with that ass as the focal point, shifting to classic cowgirl cranking on the floor, with her hands rubbing that nearly smooth crotch of hers.  She flips around for even more doggy action, Dan kneading that booty whenever he can grab a handful, and cooing for Dan to unload on her face.  Three heavy streams hit her forehead, chin and smiling lips, leaving Kirra drippy as the spuzz melts down her darling skin.  It all seems to happen so fast that I'm left wanting even more time with Kirra, even though her glorious, shakeable butt is probably what set Dan's torpedo to fire sooner than he usually does.  Great, however fleeting, stuff!




[Scene Six]  Cassandra Calogera





The incredibly bust Cassandra whips out her puppies for Dan soon after they meet, spreading her thighs and parting her panties for a spell of self-love before guiding Dan's frond in and out of her mouth.  Like London before her, Cassandra is pierced with a lip and tongue ring, serving her well as she keeps that honker well lubed and hard.  Soon those tits of hers (along with more spit) do the lion's share of the massaging, starting the skin slapping in a missionary run.  Cassandra attempts to keep her hooters from swaying too much, though their momentum is really a glory to witness, even as she's balanced in a more linear fashion in classic cowgirl (bounce, bounce, bounce!).  Her pouting looks are less mannerism than actual feeling, as she keeps her laps appreciative and turns around for reverse cowgirl.  A conclusive run of doggy ups her canniness as she moans and eyes the camera, with a even more poking in missionary that once again showcases her beautiful gazongas.  She darts to the floor and catches every last bit of Dan's cum, carrying it between her rosy lips before swallowing it all down, a big smile across her face.  While certainly one of the better scenes featured on the disc, Cassandra does really let her figure do most of the talking, keeping most of her vocals at bay but still managing to hold our attention the whole way through, especially during those final moments when she seems just pleased as punch to be downing Dan's dirty wad of deeds.  Nice one, Cassandra!



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Bonus Features



A seven minute Behind the Scenes segment keeps its eye mainly on Charley and London as they do prep work for their respective scenes, including trying on the right sets of underwear and, in the latter's case, showering afterward.  Also tacked on are a few goofs with Kirra, though the section seems to be downright skimpy.  Additional segments include Barely Legal: How It All Began (a few-minutes' dossier on the original series regarding its late and lamented main man, Clive Mclean, and featuring b-roll footage with the one and only Jezaree!), a few related Hustler Trailers (six in all), a Slide Show, and a bevvy of commercials for additional, non-value added entities that probably won't enhance your viewing experience (Hustler Hollywood, Sex Talk/Chat Lines/etc.).  Skimpy, indeed!

Audio/Visual Quality
The 16x9 enhanced picture was brought in at 1.78:1 high definition, with a standard 2.0 channel audio track.  A variance in picture quality happened more often than not, given that the locale for the majority of the scenes was a sparsely rented room somewhere (taking a cue from the outdoor noise that would sneak through the semi-impervious walls, probably somewhere close to an airstrip) with low, unbalanced light.  Green shifts hit the spectrum hard at certain times (London's, for instance), lending a pall to the onscreen events that threatened to veer the whole mood off track.  Likewise, the camera work sometimes reaches out too far, with director Dan struggling to capture everything in his frame, even if that means twisting the darn contraption around and sending us, the viewers, into a tailspin of confused booty shaking.  It's a given that this was probably his first foray into the widescreen format, though the learning curve is something that more die-hard fans will be more than willing to suffer.  I'm sure subsequent volumes will be less chaotic, but for this one, you might want to have a jar of antacids nearby.

Overall Thoughts
Direct as it is and could ever be, Barely Legal P.O.V. #6 keeps the name and tradition alive, even if Dirty Dan seems to be stuttering from a technological standpoint.  His methods of banging young ladies such as these is still more than enough to be counted, even if the legacy suffers by way of growing pains.  Charley and Cassandra earn the highest marks overall, with Kirra making short work of veteran Dan with that bubbling, bustling booty of hers.  And while Pepper and Lilly's work here does have its moments, London keeps the middle ground solid with a heap of enthusiasm but less overall follow through.  In keeping with this line of quality, I can only offer a Rent It recommendation at best, as even I, POV lover that I am, feel frustrated with the end result rather than feeling the highly satisfying vibes that have filled all the previous volumes of this particular series.  C'est la vie - keep it going, Dirty Dan!


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