Cast: Kelly Divine, Sean Michaels, Flower Tucci, Alana Evans, Mellanie Monroe, Liz Black, Michael Vegas
Length: 156:32 minutes
Date of Production: 2009
Extras: There was a cast list, a photogallery, some filmographies, trailers, cumshot recap, and a list of websites for those that care.
Audio/Video Quality: Bottom Line was presented in the same 1.78:1 ratio anamorphic widescreen the scenes were originally shot in by director Sean Michaels for Evil Angel using the MPEG-2 codec (sporting 480 resolution). The quality of the visuals varied a bit here but Sean focused less on the technical matters instead of maintaining the usual sexual energy and chemistry he offers as a performer in his work. The lighting was decent and that eliminated most of the problems associated with gonzo productions, Sean's works doing a decent job of keeping the ladies in focus as most of us prefer. The editing was decent, if a little rushed, and the minor quirks on the technical side did not deter me from enjoying the scenes most of the time. The bitrate was all over the charts here with much of the footage coming in around the 3.9 Mbps range but there were not a lot of compression artifacts present that I could see. The audio was offered up in 2.0 Dolby Digital English using 192 Kbps bitrate and 48 kHz sampling rate but there was no separation noticed that I could figure out, and the dynamic range was pretty limited too; the scenes coming from quickly shot gonzo; the guerilla shooting style favored by pornographers everywhere.
Flower Tucci and Alana Evans with Sean Michaels
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Body of Review: Sean Michaels has long been a popular black performer and his latest home as a director is Evil Angel. The first release in his series is Bottom Line, a title all about white women with ample samples taking care of Sean with their shapely asses, willing mouths, and dripping wet pussies. While there were only four scenes this time, Sean made sure that there was ample tease and gave plenty of stroke value on this single disc offering. The company website described the show like this: "With the debut of Bottom Line, legendary adult superstar Sean Michaels brings his various talents to Evil Angel's Buttman Magazine Choice line of videos handpicked by John "Buttman" Stagliano. And it's easy to see why Buttman would choose this stuff -- Sean presents stunningly comely and flexible butts in and out of alluring lingerie, and his camera work captures these lovelies at their most arousing. Most importantly, Sean finds girls whose own fierce lust matches the desire they inspire, then satisfies their cravings as only an experienced, super-hung ladies' man can. The disc includes photo gallery, cumshot recap, cast list, filmographies, and trailers. In a tasty tease segment, Kelly Divine unleashes her boobs, peels off her panties and spreads her spectacular ass for oiling. The sphincter in that talented tush winks for the camera and she licks Sean's ass, stoking herself for a deep anal pumping. She's into it, visibly joyful and revealingly verbal throughout: "Stretch my fuckin' ass with your big, fucking cock ... oh God yes, pull my fuckin' hair while you fuck me," she urges. Sean joins the famously thick-rumped Flower Tucci and natural-bodied, milky-skinned MILF Alana Evans for a stunning anal, ass-to-mouth and squirt session. The girls warm up with camera tease, oil and bi play; through the scene they remain playful, conversational and overtly lustful for big, black cock. As Sean nails Alana from behind, Alana deeply rims Flower's rosebud while Flower unleashes a stream of nasty talk. Flower crawls under Alana and sucks Sean's cock fresh from Alana's butthole. As Sean reams Flower's asshole, Alana slides three fingers up Flower's pussy and makes her gush a huge flood of girl cum (don't miss the intensity on Flower's face). Flower blasts multiple, massive torrents of ejaculate everywhere, including onto the willing faces of Alana and Sean -- you'll understand why he wears a wetsuit! Blonde, blue-eyed Mellanie Monroe is one of Sean's new discoveries. His flare for arty, dramatic visuals informs the scene as he wears stark, white face make-up. The moment she sees his erection pointing at her, she strips her lingerie and crawls to kiss his shoes. He grips her hair for a blow job; riding his cock, she screams, hunkers down, flexes and hotly snaps her big ass. After a forceful doggie-style fuck he jerks off in her hands. She licks 'em clean, declaring, "it's delicious!" Cute, natural-bodied, blue-eyed blonde Liz Black and Michael Vegas play a married couple in a scene with a cuckold fetish bent. When he leaves for work, she telephones Sean, then primps for her cheat-meet in a tease segment that catches her oiling up, masturbating, then donning a thong and a pleated plaid mini-skirt. He arrives to find her flashing her ass; they whisper dirty talk and somehow she comes off as an innocent novice... or at least a novice cheater. When her husband walks in on them, she takes control: "I've done what you wanted me to do; you can do what I want you to do. Sit down and watch. And fucking enjoy it." She continues the verbal nastiness between sucking Sean's cock and jacking him off with her feet. She tastes her pussy juice on his dong and he yanks her hair while hammer-fucking her. "Faster, faster," she whimpers, flushing red with a real orgasm as her hapless husband is revealed beating off in a chair. Liz shamelessly tongues Sean's ass before her husband cums on her face and Sean unloads in her crack." Here's a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that no condoms were used for those still interested:
Scene One: Kelly Divine, a thick gal with a big ass many would like to give a test drive, was up first as she paraded around the expansive house wearing some sheer black lingerie, the emphasis of the tease showcasing her booty. I liked the oiling up session given her by scene partner Sean Michaels and he massaged her ass before she jerked him off, dropping to her knees to aggressively blow him with a messy hummer. Her oral devotion led to her pussy and perfect pucker being hammered, Sean taking his time to spread her open to full effect. Kelly did a lot of taste testing here and the chemistry they had together was solid, the majority of penetrative sex positions being anal. The active riding led to Sean busting a nut of genetic juice on her face too, his seed overflowing as it was deposited on her upper torso and mouth.
Scene Two: Flower Tucci, the blond bombshell featured on the front cover, was up next with some heated assistance from lovely Alana Evans, both women showing some curves suited to the length and girth of Sean Michaels. Initially, he helped oil up Flower but a surprisingly curvy Alana walked in to get a similar treatment, the gal having fleshed out nicely since I last saw her in a sitcum parody. The lingerie the ladies wore gave Sean great access to their asses and other body parts, Alana looking more toned than Flower but Flower assuming the leading role of the moment. The gals kissed and teased together too, inviting Sean in to get some head with the gals soon being porked by his pole in their pussies and assholes. The taste testing left no room for doubt that the gals dug what was going on too, some playful use of a glass dildo preparing Flower for the first wave of anal at least as much as Alana's tongue did rimming her. This was a great scene for chemistry too, the trio showing the world how much they could appreciate the sexual Olympics taking place as much as the manner in which they liked one another. Flower even engaged her water works show here, Alana's new breast job still needing some getting used to on my part. Sean gave some head but that was largely the purview of the ladies, the technical DP footage okay but the sum of the action culminating with the shared facial of population pudding he unleashed upon then before the camera faded out.
Scene Three: Mellanie Monroe, a thick blond newcomer of sorts wearing a red and black outfit, was up next as she walked into the house, spotting the erection of Sean Michaels as she masturbated by the doorway. She teased him in various ways, including bending over and crawling up the stairs as her pussy dripped juices, the lady blowing him before he started the penetrative acts. She was an active rider throughout the house, her pussy barely able to handle as big a pecker as he sported, only her fishnet stockings on her legs left by the time he provided her with a handful of semen to slurp up willingly. His bushman makeup was jarring but the scene otherwise proved their respective strengths and was most strokable.
Scene Four: Liz Black, a lean blond with a cute face and sweet ass, was up last with Sean Michaels and moper Michael Vegas, the latter playing a husband unable to satisfy her needs as well as Sean could. The tease showed her ass being readied and a schoolgirl outfit applied to her lithe form for Sean to enjoy, his hands caressing her ass by the staircase as she offered herself to him. There was oral by both of them though, Liz taking him to the bedroom where Michael walked in to find his place in the scheme of things, apparently well below that of Sean. She inhaled the head of Sean's cock and rubbed his dick with her foot, inviting him inside of her pussy where it was clear she truly wanted him inside despite her inability to ride as actively as some of the previous women. Sean banged her while Michael watched too, the gal getting better with time and into his penis tearing her a new one. She then rimmed Sean and Michael jerked off to her face, Sean following up with a nut of spew to her ass crack as well.
Summary: Bottom Line by director Sean Michaels for Evil Angel had some minor rough edges to speak of but also offered a goodly amount of replay value and strokability with the chemistry to sustain it for more than a few screenings so I rated this one as Recommended. In short, Sean's latest venture into directing proves his skill and if Bottom Line is just a case of his warming up for bigger and better things, I think the man might move out of the Buttman Magazine Choice lineup to gain his own series very soon so give this one a look.
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