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Studio: Jules Jordan Video » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 6/11/10

XCritic's Advice: Highly Recommended

Genre: All sex/all girl
Director: Jenna Haze
Cast: Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander, Faye Reagan, Dani Jensen, Charmane Star, Sophia Santi, Carmen McCarthy, Capri Anderson, Karlie Montana, Zoe Britton
Must-See Girls in Cast: Jenna Haze, Sophia Santi.
Length: 03:34
Condoms: None.
Bonus: One bonus point for Dr. Jay's Must-See Girls Jenna Haze and Sophia Santi.


As its name suggests, Meow! is all about PUSSY! And, what pussy it is! Superstar Jenna Haze leads a cast of ten "A list" girls who are, believe me, no stranger to pussy. The "no boys/no toys" sex they share is scorching, their lust palpable, and their orgasms real.

Meow! contains a total of seven scenes. Director/performer Jenna Haze appears in four of the scenes. So, if you're one of her legend of fans, getting your hands on a copy of Meow! is a no-brainer. Jenna's supporting cast members include Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Sophia Santi (who appears in two of the scenes), cute and adorable Faye Reagan, incendiary Monique Alexander, and seven other luscious honey who are definitely daughters of Sapphos.

Each of the seven sex scenes earns an "A" grade. However, the camera work does not. A combination of several video flaws detracts a bit from the overall enjoyment of the movie. But, we buy porn for sex, not cinematography. So, don't let the video score keep you from getting your hands on a copy of Meow!

Check out some photos of the girls in Meow! here. Pay particular attention to the photos of the exotic and erotic Sophia Santi as well as adorable Monique Alexander and superstar Jenna Haze. Enjoy!


Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Meow! can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Girl/girl.
Performers: Jenna Haze, Monique Alexander.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene One begins with a scorching striptease segment in a chic modern living room during which the girls, accompanied by very effective hard driving music strut their stuff for us individually. Monique takes center stage first as she strips out of her sexy red outfit and lets us get acquainted with her beautiful all-natural body and absolutely stunning tattoos. She even finger fucks herself and tastes her juices. After Monique gets your cock hard--or makes your pussy drip--Jenna continues to build the heat by posing and stripping out of her hot neon-green outfit. She moves very erotically and shows off her assets, especially her gorgeous ass and her pretty perky nipples. Throughout these tease segments, both girls make lots of mesmerizing eye contact with us. When it's time for the girls to get together, Jenna joins Monique atop a white leather couch and the two begin to make out by kissing, caressing, pulling each others' hair, giggling delightfully, worshipping each other's breasts with their mouths and hands, and spanking each other's asses. One their lust engines are burning brightly, they move on to pussy-pleasing action and take turns fucking each other with their fingers, hands (for slapping) and mouths in missionary, doggie, and 69. The girls do NOT use toys nor do they do any anal sex (contrary to what's shown in this photo. But, they do make each other cum repeatedly using their world-class cunnilingus and finger-fucking techniques. Although there's nothing particularly "edgy" about the scene, the reality of absolutely real Sapphic sex is very refreshing.

Foreplay: Striptease; mutual stripping; kissing; body licking; spanking; camel toe; tit sucking, slapping, and squeezing; caressing/groping; hair pulling; cunnilingus; one- and two-finger-fucking; clit jacking; labia squeezing, massaging, and sucking; and pussy slapping.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, 69.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.65
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.70

What I Liked Most:

  • Jenna Haze is a superstar. Not only is she cute as can be, but she's an edgy and first-class fuck, too. No wonder she's a 2009 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl.
  • I'm becoming a huge fan of Monique Alexander. Her body is a work of art and her sexual performances are scorching.
  • The girls wear cute brightly-colored outfits at the beginning of the scene. They also sport "cat-like" make up in colors that match their outfits. I find their appearance extremely hot.
  • The initial striptease segments are very hot and are accompanied by well-chosen and hard-driving music.
  • Excellent chemistry quickly develops between the girls. They have a hell of a lot of fun pleasuring each other. And, they encourage each other with torrents of naughty--yet sweetly endearing--words. They communicate very well with each other.
  • I really liked the amount of emphasis the girls place on foreplay--especially tit sucking, squeezing, licking, and slapping. They really ignite each other's fires before moving on to pussy-pleasing action.
  • Jenna gives Monique a sexy-looking "camel toe" by pulling her bright red panties tight into her labia.
  • Jenna does excellent job eating Monique's cunt during missionary...she makes her cum! Monique reciprocates in kind and suffice it to say that the sex is multi-orgasmic!
  • It's obvious that Monique really likes Jenna's body. She compliments Jenna often and repeatedly comments on her beauty.
  • The girls use 69 to pleasure each other. I am very partial to this position and really appreciate it when couples use it during sex scenes. Jenna and Monique like it too, since they both cum like volcanos during it.
  • The girls really know how to eat pussy. All of us can learn something by emulating their prowess. And, the girls definitely know how to "fuck back" to increase their own pleasure.
  • Monique's nipples are awesome. Jenna makes her so fucking horny that her nipples stand extremely tall and erect. I'd love to suckle them...wouldn't you?
  • The girls use lots of their spit to lubricate the action.
  • The girls spend lots of time kissing, licking, suckling, and caressing each other...they please more than just each other's pussies.
  • Monique tongue-fucks Jenna's pussy while they pleasure each other in 69.
  • Jenna four-finger-fucks Monique's sloshing pussy to orgasm in 69. Jenna feeds her girl-juice-covered fingers to Monique. "Tastes delicious," coos Monique. I'll bet!

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The lighting is insufficient...there's not enough contrast (kind of gauzy) and some action is too dark to see well.
  • The color balance is too yellow.
  • There are frequent jerky camera movements. The videographer does not use smooth and fluid moves.
  • The scene doesn't really end very well...it just sort of fades away.
  • The videographer used a camera with a very wide angle lens and, as a result, horizontal lines tend to bend in an arc. In addition, the lens, most likely coupled with a lens hood, results in rounded black arcs at the four corners of the video image.
  • I think the girls should have used toys.
  • The girls should have pleasured each other's assholes.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Girl/girl/anal.
Performers: Faye Reagan, Dani Jensen.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: When the scene begins, Faye and Dani, dressed in cute and sexy outfits are already in their large, comfy, and accommodating bed. They begin to pleasure each other in a highly unique way: Dani grabs a feather and uses it to tickle Faye's instantly-inflamed body. The girls take turns using the feather to delight each other's still-clad breasts and pussies. As you can imagine, the foreplay quickly intensifies to include kissing, caressing, groping, body kissing and licking, spanking (especially of ass and breast flesh), biting, nipple sucking, foot worship, and mutual stripping. The girls even enjoy a pillow fight! Before the girls move on to pussy-pleasing cunnilingus and finger-fucking, Dani sits in Faye's lap, so that the two girls face each other, and then the girls trib (i.e., rub their pussies together) while kissing. As the scene continues to unfold, the girls take turns using their fingers and tongues to please each other's pussies in missionary (Dani even four-finger-fucks Faye during mish) and 69. Better still, the girls frequently rub their naked pussies together (tribbing). And, the girls' assholes get their share of attention, too, through rimming and tongue- and finger-fucking. They even DP each other with fingers! After the girls temporarily satisfy each other's lust, they hug tightly and kiss sweetly as the scene cuts away. No matter what the girls do to each other--and which hole they choose to pleasure--it is patently obvious that their lust is real and the resultant multi-orgasmic pleasure is genuine. I love this scene and award it a perfect five-star score! And, in my opinion, this is the two best scenes in Meow!

Foreplay: Mutual stripping; tickling (with feather); rimming; kissing; body licking; spanking; pillow fighting; tit sucking, squeezing, and slapping; nipple biting; hair pulling, cunnilingus; finger-fucking with as many as four fingers; clit jacking; tongue fucking; humping, camel toe, panty tasting.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, tribbing, 69, on-her-belly.
Anal Positions: Missionary (anal finger-fucking).
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA,

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.70

What I Liked Most:

  • Dani Jensen is an adorable redhead with a fine all-natural body. Faye Reagan, too, is cuter than can be. She's also a redhead with lots of freckles, a very nice ass, and two of the prettiest all-natural breasts you'll ever see. The two girls look great together, both clothed and naked.
  • The videographer made nice use of a mirror in the bedroom set in which this scene was shot. He also uses some outstanding shot-from-above camera angles.
  • The use of the feather during foreplay is extremely scintillating.
  • The girls quickly develop incendiary chemistry and maintain it through the rest of the scene. It's obvious that the girls really enjoy being with each other, teasing each other mercilessly, and giving each other pleasure. Their words to each other--as well as their actions--betray their indisputable pleasure.
  • Dani does a very nice job worshipping Faye's tits during foreplay. They're SO beautiful that it's easy to understand why Dani is so enamored with them.
  • Dani shows her aggressive side with Faye. For example, she sharply spanks Faye's ass and tits, bites her nipples, pulls on her hair, and chokes her throat. Believe me, Faye's enraged lust causes her to respond in kind when it's her turn to "be on top."
  • Faye indulges her foot fetish when she suckles and licks Dani's silk-stocking-covered feet and pretty legs.
  • Faye gives Dani a camel toe by tugging her panties deep inside her labia. Then, she eats her "camel toe" pussy in mish.
  • Dani "humps" Faye's leg with her pussy.
  • The girls taste Faye's pussy by taking turns putting her panties into their mouths. Hot!
  • Dani gapes Faye's pussy for us. Later, Faye ups the ante by gaping Dani's asshole, spitting into it, and tongue-fucking it.
  • There's LOTS of tribbing (the girls rubbing their pussies together). They do it with their panties off AND with them on. Here's another example. Sweet!
  • Dani trembles uncontrollably when Faye rims her asshole and when Faye eats her pussy in 69.
  • Faye takes time to masturbate while she's pleasuring Dani.
  • Not only do the girls know how to pleasure each other (the cunnilingus and finger-fucking are out-of-this world), but they also do a superb job of fucking back so as to increase their own pleasure.
  • Dani four-finger-fucks Faye's pussy--while stroking her clit--in mish.
  • The girls use 69 to pleasure each other orally. I love 69 and am always pleased to see it used.
  • The girls' assholes get attention, too, with rimming, tongue-fucking, and finger-fucking. In fact, both girls get DPd with two sets of fingers.
  • Faye's final orgasm--in mish--is unforgettable.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There are frequent jerky camera movements. The videographer does not use smooth and fluid moves.
  • The videographer used a camera with a very wide angle lens and, as a result, the horizontal lines tend to bend in an arc. In addition, the lens, coupled with most likely a lens hood, results in rounded black arcs at the four corners of the video image.
  • I think the girls should have used toys in addition to the feather.

Scene 3

Scene Type: Girl/girl.
Performers: Jenna Haze, Charmane Star.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Three is one of the two "domination-themed" scenes in Meow! When it begins, sexy Asian Charmane Star, decked out in a black corset, sexy black fishnet stockings, and black high-heels, is laying on a bench in the foyer of a multi-storied home. Charmane writhes in anticipation--and plays with her oh-so erect nipples--as she awaits her mistress, Jenna Haze. While Charmane waits not-so-patiently, the camera circles her erotically-dressed body and gives us lots of close-up images of her fine body and extraordinarily-pretty pussy. As Charmane's anticipation builds to agonizing heights, she tentatively touches her aching labia and clit as gooseflesh breaks out all over her inner thighs and genital area. And, she looks lustfully into our eyes, too. Eventually, the action cuts to a staircase where mistress Jenna, clad in a sexy black dominatrix outfit and carrying a blindfold, steps purposefully down each tred...one at a time...so that her footsteps can be heard by her slave Charmane at the foot of the staircase. Jenna stops at a landing and gives Charmane--and us--a bit of a tease before descending to ground level. Can't you feel Charmane's undeniable lust? When Jenna reaches Charmane's bench, she inspects her "property" with her hands and eyes and then blindfolds Charmane. Jenna, obviously in charge, asks Charmane if she wants "to play a game." Of course, Charmane replies affirmatively. Then, as Charmane is unable to see what's about to happen, Jenna has her "way" with Charmane's body by licking it, caressing it, spanking it, blowing on it, and licking it. Jenna also plays with Charmane's fine all-natural breasts; squeezes and suckles her amazing nipples; kisses, licks, and finger-fucks her mouth; strokes and spanks her panty-less and spit-soaked labia and clit; spreads her pussy open; and teases her mercilessly. Jenna doesn't let Charmane cum. Instead she commands, "C'mere and service me first." Charmane does as told by licking and caressing Jenna's ass cheeks and by eagerly eating her pussy when Jenna sits on--and fucks--her face to orgasm. Jenna rewards Charmane with a kiss and then the girls take turns pleasing each other with fingers and tongues in missionary (including four-finger-fucking) and 69. Needless to say, this is a multi-orgasmic scene that leaves both dominatrix Jenna and submissive Charmane lots of pleasure. Once their playtime is over, the girls are temporarily sated and kiss as the scene fades to black.

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Foreplay: Striptease, blindfolding, kissing, body licking, masturbation, spanking, domination (bondage gear), tit sucking and squeezing, nipple squeezing, hair pulling, caressing/groping, cunnilingus, finger-fucking with one to four fingers, clit jacking, pussy slapping, labia sucking, 69, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, 69.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 2.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.20

What I Liked Most:

  • Charmane has incredible nipples. Her multi-tattooed body is very attractive.
  • Charmane's and Jenna's outfits are HOT!
  • The scenario is scorchingly-hot. My cock ached with anticipation by the time Jenna got to the ground level and started to play with Charmane.
  • Jenna's "playtime" with Charmane is incendiary. I can imagine being blindfolded and touched by Jenna...can't you?
  • Jenna sits on--and fucks--Charmane's face. Jenna's moves are hot! Charmane's pussy-eating skills are superb and result in a powerful orgasm for Jenna.
  • Jenna talks deliciously nasty throughout the scene. Damn, she has a way with words! And, she uses her words to keep Charmane's lust boiling. Here's an example: "I want you to get that pussy off, just the way you should. PLEASE ME! Make me very fucking proud of you!"
  • I really like Jenna's portrayal as the dominant. God, I'd love to be dominated by her...lucky Charmane! Charmane plays a damned good eager-to-please submissive, too. As a result, both girls get tons of pleasure!
  • Jenna does a very nice job sucking Charmane's pronounced clit. You can even hear the suction!
  • Jenna four-finger-fucks Charmane during mish. Jenna simultaneously thumbs Charmane's clit and, in doing so, gives her a sweet orgasm. Charmane licks her own cum off of Jenna's fingers.
  • Jenna's moves are very sexy when she fucks Charmane's tongue during mish. She gets herself off!

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The color balance is too orange.
  • Some of the video is too dark--underexposed.
  • There are frequent jerky camera movements. The videographer does not use smooth and fluid moves.
  • The videographer used a camera with a very wide angle lens and, as a result, the horizontal lines tend to bend in an arc. In addition, the lens, coupled with most likely a lens hood, results in rounded black arcs at the four corners of the video image.
  • There is an excessive use of oblique camera angles.
  • I think the girls should have used toys.
  • The girls should have pleasured each other's assholes.

Scene 4

Scene Type: Girl/girl
Performers: Sophia Santi, Carmen McCarthy.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Scene Four, which plays out over two days, features stunning Sophia Santi in her role as a high-powered business woman who is so engulfed in work that she neglects her pretty girlfriend, Carmen McCarthy. The scene begins on a Friday afternoon when Carmen, dressed to thrill, tries to get Sophia's attention. Sophia, however, is immersed in studying a book and is totally oblivious to Carmen's overt advances. Frustrated, Carmen excuses herself to go make dinner. Later than evening, Carmen tries to give Sophia a loving back rub. Immersed in a TV program, Sophia brushes Carmen aside. After a short time, Carmen gives up despondently. By Saturday, Carmen is so fucking horny that she simply cannot take it any longer. While Sophia diligently works on her MacBook computer, Carmen, dressed in a killer red outfit, approaches Sophia and slams her computer closed. Carmen lays bare her soul and Sophia responds like a guy: "Why do you think I work every day? To support everything that you live in!" Believe me, Sophia's explanation works just as badly as it would had a guy delivered it. Carmen refuses to give up, however, and soon strikes pay dirt when she tells Sophia that she's going to help her relax. Sophia, burdened with the pressures of big business, succumbs and soon the two are enjoying awesome Sapphic sex that is orgasmic and obviously helps both of them relax. Carmen begins by opening Sophia's top so that she can caress, squeeze, and suckle her fine breasts. Sophia's passion ignites immediately and she responds by hungrily kissing Carmen's mouth. Within seconds, the girls have developed intense chemistry that continues to boil throughout the multi-orgasmic scene. The sex is straightforward, yet very enjoyable...the girls take turns pleasuring each other vaginally with fingers and mouths in missionary, kneeling doggie, 69, and cowgirl (the girls face each other). Highlights of the scene include naughty rimming, humping, pussy-to-mouth stringers, superb cunnilingus (including face fucking), and lots of spitting. Even though Carmen had to work hard to get what she wanted from Sophia, she definitely got satisfied. This is definitely a case in which hard work pays big dividends! At the end of the scene, high-powered Sophia coos, "That was really relaxing, but I have to go back to work!" Typical guy!

Foreplay: Mutual stripping, rimming, kissing, body licking, spanking, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, hair pulling, cunnilingus, one- and two-finger fucking, clit jacking, tongue fucking, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary,cowgirl, kneeling doggie, standing doggie, humping.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.85
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 4.00

What I Liked Most:

  • Sophia and Carmen are both very attractive women. Sophia takes my breath away. In particular, Sophia's intricate tattoos give me an instant hard-on. The girls look wonderful together, especially when they're naked!
  • I really like the scene's scenario. It's cute, well acted, and shows that director Jenna Haze took time to sweat the details. Since the scene is supposed to play out over two days, the girls' wardrobe and hairstyles vary accordingly. Nice attention to the small stuff, Jenna.
  • The girls nicely utilize the location in which the scene was shot. The scene uses a loving room as well as a very nice dining room. The girls end up fucking on, at, and around the dining room table.
  • I liked Carmen's never-give-up attitude. Although she's docile at first, her lust soon brings out her aggressive side. In fact, Carmen becomes somewhat the dominant during the scene, even sitting on Sophia's face to fuck it. Believe me, Carmen's aggression leads to big sexual benefits for both her and Sophia.
  • I particularly like the titty play. Both girls have great breasts and they spend lots of time caressing, squeezing, spanking, and suckling those fine boobs.
  • Carmen's cunnilingus technique is awesome, especially when she eats and tongue-fucks Sophia's pussy from behind in doggie. She drives Sophia wild!
  • Sophia, too, really knows her way around a vagina. Her pussy-eating technique, coupled with judicious use of spanks, quickly gives Carmen a world-class growling orgasm. Later, Sophia licks Carmen's clit while frantically finger-fucking her pussy. Carmen screams through another orgasm!
  • The girls do a nice job communicating their wants and desires with each other. And, they reward each other with coos of ecstasy, loving kisses, and naughty words.
  • The girls use 69 to great advantage. I fucking love 69 and and particularly pleased that gorgeous Sophia and Carmen chose to attack each other's pussies and asses in this position. By the way, the video during this mutually-orgasmic segment is very good.
  • Carmen uses her breasts--as well as her fingers and tongue--to fuck Sophia's pussy.
  • The girls frequently kiss during the scene.
  • Sophia eagerly rims Carmen's lucky asshole while she eats her pussy in mish.
  • The girls really like each other...and really love fucking each other. This is definitely not any gay for pay crap. The pleasure the girls give each other is undeniably real and their orgasms are intense and frequent.
  • Carmen grinds her pussy against Sophia's leg in a "humping" fashion. It's fucking sexy...I wish Carmen were grinding her cunt against my leg right now! Meanwhile, Sophia masturbates herself to yet another orgasm.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There are frequent jerky camera movements. The videographer does not use smooth and fluid moves.
  • The videographer used a camera with a very wide angle lens and, as a result, the horizontal lines tend to bend in an arc. In addition, the lens, coupled with most likely a lens hood, results in rounded black arcs at the four corners of the video image.
  • I think the girls should have used toys.
  • The girls should have pleasured each other's assholes with more than just rimming.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Girl/girl/anal.
Performers: Jenna Haze, Capri Anderson.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Cute brunette Capri Anderson, dressed in a sexy black outfit with scintillating black thong panties, begins the scene by dancing, posing, and jiggling her ass for us while hard-driving music keeps the beat. After a few minutes, Jenna, dressed in a panty-less sexy red negligee, steps into the room and gives us an altogether different show as the music mellows to match her more "sophisticated" tease. Jenna shows off her drop-dead beautiful ass, her pretty pink pussy, her perfect natural tits, and her never-ending legs for a while and then she struts across the room to join Capri, who's sitting on an extra-long couch. Acting like a feline for which this movie was named, Jenna kneels and crawls, like a beautiful lioness, across the couch to where Capri is eagerly awaiting. Jenna "captures" her prey and immediately begins to kiss her sweet mouth while fondling her pretty body. Of course, Jenna pays special attention to Capri's fine breasts by suckling and squeezing them greedily. Capri responds by touching Jenna: "Do you like it when I touch your pussy?" she coos. "Definitely," responds breathless Jenna. Emboldened by Jenna's response, Capri rather forcefully pushes Jenna onto her back, spreads her legs wide, and dives into her pussy with her lucky tongue. Jenna loves Capri's boldness, giggles with glee, talks nasty, and fucks back by grinding her pussy against Capri's face. As the scene unfolds, the girls take turns pleasuring each other with fingers and tongues in missionary vaginal and anal. They also enjoy mutual masturbation as they sit side-by-side, face-fucking, tribbing, outstanding orgasm-inducing cunnilingus, and some rather unique pussy play that includes labia squeezing and pussy slapping. Even better, Jenna's asshole gets a share of the fun, too, when she multiple-finger-fucks her anus while Capri strokes Jenna's clit. Jenna even does ass-to-mouth (ATM) on her fingers. Hot! After the girls give each other innumerable orgasms, they kiss sweetly as the scene fades to black.

Foreplay: Striptease, ass jiggling, kissing, masturbation, spanking, spitting, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, cunnilingus, finger-fucking with one through four fingers, clit jacking, tongue fucking, labia squeezing, pussy slapping, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, sitting, tribbing.
Anal Positions: Missionary.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.60
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.00

What I Liked Most:

  • Capri has an outstanding ass, a sexy "come-hither" look, pretty tits, and a shapely body.
  • Capri has her dance moves down pat. She moves so fucking erotically during her opening dance routine that you'll ache for her! You'll cheer as she slowly bares more and more her body. And, you'll like it even more when she squeezes and spreads her assets for us.
  • The set used during the filming of the scene is really unique. It features a mirrored wall that makes it possible for us to enjoy the action from two sides. And, that mirrored wall also serves as a wine rack since numerous bottles are displayed atop racks built into the glass. Pretty interesting-looking room, if you'd ask me!
  • The music during the scene set-up striptease segments is really well chosen. Hard-driving music accompanies Capri's high-energy show; more "sophisticated" jazz music supports Jenna's "mellow" show.
  • The girls' outfits are very attractive and sexy.
  • Jenna's torrent of naughty language is delightful: "You sexy little bitch!" She's definitely motivational!
  • Jenna adores Capri's pussy. She compliments its beauty and pleasures it with her fingers and tongue.
  • The girls spend lots of time suckling and squeezing each other's breasts. I would, too, if I were in their shoes.
  • Jenna gapes Capri's pussy for us. How? By fucking it with four of her spit-lubricated fingers! Capri's vaginal muscles clamp down on Jenna's fingers and squeeze them.
  • The girls take time to kiss each other's mouths and to sensuously cuddle during the scene.
  • Jenna sits on Capri's face so she can fuck it. Capri does an excellent job eating Jenna and makes her cum (there are great shots of Jenna's perfect ass cheeks during this segment). Meanwhile, Capri keeps her fingers busy by masturbating her own pussy while thrusting her hips up to force her pussy against her hand.
  • Jenna really knows how to use her fingers to stroke a clit. She makes Capri squirm--and her clit throb--through the use of her expert clit jacking/labia squeezing technique. And, Jenna's rapid-fire tongue action is damned hot, too. The result? Capri's whole body clenches through an intense orgasm.
  • Jenna multiple-finger-fucks her asshole while laying on her back in mish. Meanwhile, Capri ups the ante by jacking Jenna's rock-hard clit. Jenna has an ass-gasm.
  • Jenna does ATM on her ass-covered fingers: "It's so sweet," she coos.
  • Capri shares intense eye contact with us while Jenna is frantically stroking her pussy to inexorably build up her pleasure toward orgasm.
  • Jenna gets herself off by straddling Capri's body and tribbing her cunt. She even finger-fucks her own asshole during this segment!

What Could Have Been Better:

  • A few of the videographer's instructions (directorial comments) were not edited out.
  • There are obvious exposure differences before and after edits.
  • There are frequent jerky camera movements. The videographer does not use smooth and fluid moves.
  • The videographer used a camera with a very wide angle lens and, as a result, the horizontal lines tend to bend in an arc. In addition, the lens, coupled with most likely a lens hood, results in rounded black arcs at the four corners of the video image.
  • There is an excessive use of oblique camera angles.
  • I think the girls should have used toys.
  • Capri's genital area appears unkempt in this scene. Her labia and the flesh surrounding her pussy are covered with blemishes (razor burn?). It's disappointing since Capri, otherwise, is a very pretty girl.

Scene 6

Scene Type: Karlie Montana, Zoe Britton.
Performers: Girl/girl.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Karlie Montana and Zoe Britton begin their scene by posing, dancing, and stripping in the same room, but separated by a few feet. Each girl does her own thing for a while and barely notices the other while nicely-stitched-together clips of the dances, captured from several highly-effective camera angles, keep us interested. After a few minutes, the girls join each other atop a comfy bed, "all dressed up and ready to fuck," and are interviewed by director Jenna Haze, who's off camera. Jenna comments that the girls look like they're dressed up to go to a party. Karlie quickly agrees that a party is about to start. Jenna, of course, wants to know if she's invited. Zoe responds, "Would you like to be?" Before Jenna decides, she declares, "I wanna see what kind of party this is!" "It's a special 'girls only' party," replies Karlie. Karlie and Zoe really want Jenna to join their party. So, they're soon giving her a "no rules" and "no-holds-barred" sample of what she'll experience if she joins in. (Sadly, Jenna seems to be operating the camera and is not able to turn the twosome into a trio. Drat!) The girls begin by giving Jenna a private "show" by kissing each other, stroking each other's pussies, fondling each other's tits and asses, and undressing each other. Believe me, you'll gasp for joy when Karlie slips Zoe's tits out of her dress! Karlie sure as hell loves Zoe's boobs and is soon suckling them ravenously and make her nipples stand hard at attention. Zoe responds by bending Karlie over into doggie and then stroking and spanking her panty-clad pussy with her fingers. Little-by-little, the girls strip themselves--and each other--naked so that they can have complete and unfettered access to each other's bodies. Soon, they're aggressively pleasing each other's breasts and vaginas with their fingers and tongues. They take turns being the center of attention in mish and doggie (Karlie and Zoe). And, they enjoy face-fucking, riming, and tribbing, too. After they spend about a half an hour in heaven, they kiss sweetly and giggle delightfully as the scene, sadly, comes to an end. This is an outstanding scene and earns a perfect five-star rating. I'm putting both Zoe and Karlie on my "watch list" for the 2011 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl Awards.

Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, spanking, spitting, tit sucking and squeezing, caressing/groping, nipple biting, hair pulling, cunnilingus, one- and two-finger-fucking, pussy slapping.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, tribbing, face-fucking.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 4.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.90

What I Liked Most:

  • Karlie and Zoe are both hot and sexy and they look very good together. Zoe's tits are stupendous and Karlie's eyes are mesmerizing. Karlie's ass is damned nice, too.
  • The scene set-up striptease dance footage was very nicely filmed. In particular, I really like the shot-from-above camera angles. The videographer (I think Jenna Haze shot this scene) continues to use these awesome shot-from-above angles throughout the scene.
  • The girls have a lot of fun together. This ain't no gay to pay crap. This scene is a tremendous amount of fun to watch and really needs to be seen to be completely appreciated.
  • The chemistry that develops between the girls is volcanic. Wait until you hear them talk nasty to each other!
  • The girls give us lots of intense eye contact. They know we're there and are happy to show off for us.
  • Zoe multiple-finger-fucks Karlie while licking her clit in mish. Karlie cums all over Zoe's face. Then, Zoe continues to stroke Karlie's clit while Karlie exclaims: "Oh my fucking God! You make me salivate. You're fucking hot!" Zoe rewards Karlie by letting her suck her girl-juice-covered fingers. Zoe then mounts Karlie in mish and rubs her pussy against Karlie's (tribbing). When Zoe lifts herself off of Karlie, Karlie spreads her legs and looks at her drenched pussy. "You're a little wet, baby!" exclaims Zoe. Such an understatement!
  • The girls are delightfully aggressive with each other. Each one tries to outdo the other in giving pleasure. What a recipe for success! Their aggression plays out with sharp spanks and hair-pulling, too!
  • Zoe sharply spanks Karlie's ass cheeks and pussy.
  • Zoe fucks back very erotically...even in missionary, during which she rocks her hips to force her cunt against Karlie's face and tongue and to force Karlie's fingers deeper into her cunt. Of course, Zoe cums hard. Then, she eats her cum off of Karlie's fingers.
  • The girls rim each other's assholes.
  • The girls swap spit swap. And, they kiss a lot, too.
  • Zoe's orgasm in doggie is a definite "WOW!"
  • Both girls have outstanding pussy-eating and finger-fucking skills. Damn, if I were a woman, I'd die to be fucked by either Zoe or Karlie!
  • Zoe's ride on Karlie's face is incendiary and orgasmic!
  • The girls make each other cum while tribbing. Their soaking-wet pussies slide effortlessly across each other as they ramp up to simultaneous orgasms.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • There are frequent jerky camera movements. The videographer does not use smooth and fluid moves.
  • The videographer used a camera with a very wide angle lens and, as a result, the horizontal lines tend to bend in an arc. In addition, the lens, coupled with most likely a lens hood, results in rounded black arcs at the four corners of the video image.
  • It's really too bad that Jenna could not join in and make the twosome into a trio. That would have been outstanding and would have resulted in an even hotter scene.
  • I wish the girls had used toys on each other.
  • The girls should have pleasured each other's assholes.

Scene 7

Scene Type: Girl/girl.
Performers: Jenna Haze, Sophia Santi.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: When the scene begins, Jenna Haze, dressed in an amazingly-hot bondage-themed outfit, is imprisoned in a cage by her mistress Sophia Santi. Sophia, who's dressed in an outfit made entirely of leather straps, steps up to her apprehensive slave and asks, "Are you ready to come out of your cage, little girl?" Although Jenna says not a word, Sophia opens the cage's gate, grabs Jenna by her dog collar, slaps her around a bit, and then leads her down a flight of stairs. Meanwhile, Sophia pinches Jenna's nipples, spanks her tits and ass, chokes her throat, and makes Jenna say: "I love it!" When the girls finally arrive at a downstairs sitting room, Sophia shoves Jenna into the doggie position on a couch and proceeds to give her ass a first-class spanking. Jenna loves Sophia's touch and undulates her body erotically in response to Sophia's all-over spanks, sensuous touches and licks, and wanton suckles. And, Jenna even responds positively to Sophia's scolds and admonitions..."If you're a bad little girl, you'll get locked up in a cage all day!" Sophia continues, "So, what am I going to do to you." Completely compliant Jenna replies, "Whatever you want...you're the boss!" Sophia continues to gently "rough up" Jenna's fine body (slapping, choking, spitting, kissing, nipple biting, spanking, licking, suckling, verbal berating, and so on) for a bit and then Jenna begs, "Please do whatever you want with me...You own me!" If you were in Sophia's place, what would you want your fuck slave to do first? Well, Sophia chooses cunnilingus and orders Jenna to "Put your face in my pussy. And, you know what happens if you don't please me." Talk about motivation! Believe me, for whatever reason Jenna is definitely inspired and eats Sophia's pussy like she's starving. Meanwhile, Sophia pulls her hair, gives her explicit instructions, and rewards her with coos and groans of pleasure. Sophia doesn't allow Jenna to make her cum yet. Instead, she wants her lust to grow ever more powerful by waiting. So, she flips Jenna onto her back (into missionary), opens a "trap door" in the strap of leather between Jenna's legs, and then licks Jenna's clit through the resulting hole. Sophia toys with Jenna cruelly by bringing her repeatedly to the brink of orgasm, but not over the top: "Don't think you get to cum yet!" At one point, Sophia stops licking Jenna's pussy right before she cums. Jenna shouts, "That's not fair!" "That's what happens when you're a bad little girl!" Sophia continues to play with her fuck toy for a while and makes Jenna submit to her every carnal desire. Jenna is oh-so-happy to oblige and gives Sophia untold pleasure. As the scene continues to unfold, Sophia temporarily lets Jenna take control and submits to her for a while. However, Sophia regains her domination toward the end of the scene. No matter who's "in charge," the girls enjoy doggie, missionary, sitting, 69, and on-her-belly vaginal sex. Fuck slave Jenna also voraciously rims Sophia's asshole! This is a delightful scene that turns the tables on Jenna...whereas she is generally the dominant, she gets to submit during this "A+" scene.

Foreplay: Kissing; body licking; masturbation; spanking; slapping; domination/bondage; tit sucking, squeezing, and spanking; caressing/groping; hair pulling; cunnilingus; one- through four-finger-fucking; clit jacking; tongue fucking; stringers from mouth to pussy; spitting.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, kneeling doggie, sitting, on-her-belly, 69.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: NA.

Sex rating: 4.80
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 3.50
Production values rating: 4.00

What I Liked Most:

  • Both girls' outfits are hotter than hell itself. Jenna's metal and leather-strap outfit has a hole in the crotch to allow Sophia easy access to her pussy. The minimal coverage provided by Sophia's leather-strap attire accentuates her magnificent curves while allowing us full visual access to her extensive tattoos.
  • The scene's scenario is scorching hot. It's truly unique since Jenna plays the submissive instead of the dominant during the most of the scene. It's a hard role for Jenna to play--and one to which she is unaccustomed. The Behind-the-Scenes featurette contains lots of "blooper" footage of Jenna trying to master the art of submission.
  • I appreciate the interesting location as well as the use of that location during the filming of the scene.
  • Sophia plays a damned good dominant. I'm pretty sure that you--whether you're a man or a woman--would enjoy being dominated by her!
  • Both girls are experts in the use of extremely explicit--and extremely motivating--nasty discourse.
  • The sexual tension and chemistry that develops between the girls is palpable...you can really feel their mutual lust.
  • Both girls are also experts in the art of cunnilingus. Damn! We can all learn volumes about eating pussy by watching these two!
  • Sophia is so fucking good at pussy eating that she can bring Jenna "so close" to orgasm, but not push her over the top. She "toys" with Jenna relentlessly. Sophia can also control her own orgasms and, to heighten her pleasure, pushes Jenna away just in the nick of time so as to prolong her anticipatory ecstasy.
  • The girls make stringers from their mouths to their partner's pussy.
  • The girls just about devour each other's tongues while kissing frequently.
  • Lots of spit lubricates the action!
  • Girls change dominant/submissive roles during the scene....Sophia's the boss first, followed by Jenna, and then Sophia again. When Jenna takes command, the fur really flies as all her pent-up energy explodes into tangible lust that pays huge dividends for Sophia.
  • Jenna four-finger-fucks Sophia in mish...and makes her cum like a fucking volcano.
  • Jenna sits on--and fucks--Sophia's face. Sophia's superb tongue action makes Jenna climax! Meanwhile, Sophia pleases herself by masturbating. Later, Sophia returns the favor by fucking Jenna's face.
  • Jenna also four-finger-fucks Sophia and rims her asshole in kneeling doggie...she gets her off again! Jenna lets Sophia suck her girl-juice-soaked fingers clean.
  • Sophia and Jenna pleasure each other in 69. God, they look fine eating and fingering each other's pussies. Sixty-nine must feel good, too, because both girls cum during the position.
  • The sex is delightfully edgy and, as a result, it's extremely pleasurable for the girls--and for us to watch! I particularly enjoyed the emphasis on butt-cheek spanking (both Sophia and Jenna have gorgeous asses) and mild choking.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The videographer moves around (and zooms in and out) too much..and those movements are jerky instead of smooth and fluid.
  • The color balance too orange.
  • Some of the lighting is insufficient...this results in a too-dark image with too little contrast.
  • There are some ambient traffic sounds in the background.
  • I wish the girls had used toys on each other.
  • The scene doesn't really end very well...it just fades to black while the girls are finishing up 69.
  • The girls should have pleasured each other's assholes using more than just rimming.


Meow! comes on two DVD-9 discs. Disc One contains Scenes 1-4, a full-motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per sex scene, and a screen that displays the contents of Disc Two. Disc Two, also a DVD-9 disc, contains Scenes 5-7, a full-motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per sex scene, a 19-minute bonus scene, a 41-minute behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette, a six and one-half minute self-running slide show, a cast list screen (some of the scenes are misidentified), and a screen that provides web site addresses for jennahaze.com and julesjordan.com.

The bonus scene is an orgasmic solo masturbation scene featuring Jenna Haze, her fingers, and her pocket rocket. Jenna, dressed in a cute and tiny bikini, struts her stuff in an elegant bathroom. While facing a full-sized mirror, she teases and pleases for a while, methodically strips off her clothes (she tastes her panties), and masturbates for us as gooseflesh covers her pretty thighs. Expertly using her fingers, she gets herself off. Then, she grabs her pocket rocket and the fireworks really begin...especially when she DPs her asshole and pussy with her fingers while folding the vibrating toy against her clit. Jenna also multiple-finger- and toy-fucks her asshole. And, she does ass-to-mouth on the toy, too. After Jenna cums repeatedly...and her lust is temporarily sated...she shows us her well-worked holes as the scene fades to black. This is a first class solo scene and is a damned fine bonus.

The BTS contains impromptu conversations/interviews of the director (Jenna Haze), cast, and crew; footage of the performers "hanging out" on the set; video of the girls being made up, having their hair done, choosing wardrobe, and dressing for their scenes; planning for--and rehearsing--the scenes and scene set-ups; video of the still photo shoots; shots of Jenna and Capri Anderson stretching erotically before their scene; and bloopers/outtakes (very silly footage of Sophia trying to dominate giggling Jenna Haze). This selection of extras is above average in today's marketplace. The very nice bonus scene, coupled with a very entertaining BTS, is very appreciated. Four stars.

Final Thoughts

The best things about Meow! include:
  • the girls themselves. If ever there was an "A" list for Sapphic sex scenes, I think this is it.
  • the girls' outfits. From cute bikinis to boudoir to business attire to slutty-sexy to evening-on-the-town to sexy bondage-themed attire, Meow! has it all!
  • the excellent music that accompanies many of the scene set-ups.
  • Scenes Two and Six. Both of these perfect-five-star scenes really rock. And, their stars (Faye Reagan/Dani Jensen and Karlie Montana/Zoe Britton, respectively) are really hot.

Meow! could have been better if:

  • a reasonably-talented videographer had operated the camera for each scene. The combination of a way too wide-angled lens, poor lighting and white balance settings, jerky and excessive camera movements, and oblique camera angles leaves a great deal to be desired. Scene Six, which seems to have been shot by director Jenna Haze herself, is the only scene in which the video is decent.
  • the girls had used toys. I assume that director Jenna Haze was going for a "no boys/no toys" theme, sex toys are, in my opinion, pretty much a necessity nowadays. They make the sex much hotter!
  • the girls had paid attention to each other's assholes in all the scenes. X

Things I didn't like about Meow! include:

  • not a thing.

Average sex rating: 4.84
Average video rating: 3.71
Average audio rating: 3.93
Average production values rating: 3.91
Extras rating: 4.00
Bonus point(s): 1.00
Overall rating: 4.28

X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)

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