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Ass Ass & More Ass

Studio: Venom » Review by Dr. Jay » Review Date: 6/17/10

XCritic's Advice: Watch It Online

Genre: Gonzo
Director: Jordan Septo
Cast:Kelly Divine, Christian, Jayden Jaymes, Alec Knight, Luscious Lopez, Marco Banderas, Julie Cash, Ava Rose.
Must-See Girls in Cast: Jayden Jaymes
Length: 02:21
Condoms: None.
Bonus: Two bonus points: one for condom free sex and the second for 2010 Dr. Jay's Must See Girl Jayden Jaymes.


Few movie titles ever hit the nail on the head better than Ass, Ass, and More Ass. Director Jordan Septo and his Venom studio brought together 10 of the most bountiful ass cheeks you'll ever see to star in this five-scene gonzo movie. Whose asses? Let's star with covergirl Kelly Divine's truly divine ass. One of my favorite girls, Jayden Jaymes, also brings her ass to the party. And, to add to the fun, the cast includes the big booties owned by Ava Rose, Julie Cash, and Luscious Lopez.

Ass, Ass, and More Ass boasts two absolutely superb "A+" scenes. Kelly Divine's encounter with Christian is amazing--one of the best boy/girl scenes I've reviewed in 2010--and is must-see. In addition, Jayden Jaymes, with Alec Knight in Scene Two, is so hot that she defies words.

The remaining three scenes are, in my opinion, "filler." Scenes Three and Four both earn "B" grades while Scene Five, which should have been left on the cutting room floor, earns a "D-." Ava Rose, who has never "clicked" with me, didn't bother to prepare herself for her scene (her fingernails look atrocious), didn't cum, and spit out Marco Banderas' semen. What a waste of a half-hour of my time. On the other hand, Ava's partner, Marco Banderas, managed to cum twice during the scene. That's impressive.

Overall, the sex in Ass, Ass, and More Ass earns a "B" grade. That's "good." However, the movie really drops the ball with regards to video (the colors are way off--both white balance and saturation settings are poor) and production values (the locations/sets are tacky). For these reasons, I'm rating this movie "Rent It."

Check out some photos of the girls in Ass, Ass, and More Ass here. Pay particular attention to the photos of the incomparable Jayden Jaymes and deliciously wicked Kelly Divine! Enjoy!


Note to readers: My reviews are provided in two parts. This web page provides you with an overview of the scene's setup and action as well as my ratings for sex, video, audio, and production values. A separate Word document checklist details the foreplay activities, positions, pops, and features of each scene...as well as the calculation of each scene's ratings. The checklist for Ass, Ass, and More Ass can be downloaded here. You'll need a password. It's drjay2010.

Look for scenes and movies with a 4.5 or higher (A) sex rating and at least 4.0 (B) in video, audio, and production values. Those are my favorite scenes and I'm quite certain that you'll like them, too.

Scene 1

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Kelly Divine, Christian.

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: When the credits finish rolling, the camera zooms in on Kelly's plump, wet, and delightful ass as she kneels on a nondescript couch and welcomes us to her scene...and her ass: "Hi, I'm Kelly Divine and this is my big, juicy, and very well known ass." She squeezes her butt cheeks, which are nicely framed by a miniscule thong, and asks: "Do you like it?" Do fish swim? Of course we like it, Kelly! Then, she shakes, caresses, jiggles, squeezes, spanks, and flexes it for us. Believe me, she really knows how to take maximum advantage of her "ass-ets." She also strips off her thong to give us a peek at her wet pussy and tight anus. She strokes her labia briefly, too. In due course, Kelly coos, "You ready to see me take a big cock? Wanna see my ass bounce up and down on it? I think it's time." On cue, Christian steps up to Kelly, grabs her head, and forces it against his crotch so she can play with his bulging cock, which is still imprisoned in his jeans. Meanwhile, Christian sharply slaps Kelly's fine butt. Believe me, Christian's pants are soon history and his dick quickly finds a warm and inviting home inside Kelly's voracious mouth. Even better, it's able to travel all the way down her throat as Kelly gives him an absolutely outstanding taste of her awesome and gag- and stringer-intensive deep-throat skills. She can even stick out her tongue and lick his balls as his cock stuffs her throat! As you might expect, Christian really likes Kelly's fellatio technique and rewards her with kisses, spanks, slaps, and pussy-pleasing cunnilingus. He even pinches her nose while his cock is completely down her throat! Before Kelly and Christian move on to sex, they spend a bit of extremely enjoyable time in 69. Then, Kelly jumps aboard his dick in cowgirl and the two fuck the shit out of each other using sexy moves that include lots of ass-jiggling. God, I love her ass! As the scene unfolds, Kelly and Christian enjoy several other high-energy and slightly-edgy (lots of slapping and spanking of tits, ass, and face) vaginal positions, which are interspersed with bouts of superlative pussy-to-mouth. Indeed, Christian plows Kelly's cunt to repeated orgasms while she lays on her side (Kelly three-finger-fucks herself while Christian plows her vagina during this position), in kneeling doggie (Christian rams his thumb up Kelly's ass to DP her during doggie), in spoon, and in reverse cowgirl. Throughout the scene, Kelly's and Christian's chemistry boils constantly. This is one of the best couplings I've seen in 2010! In fact, I'm putting it on my list of potential nominees for the 2011 XRCO (X-Rated Critic's Organization) awards. It even ends on a super-high note when Christian plasters Kelly's face and mouth with his semen. Like a superstar, Kelly gargles his cum, sucks him dry, and swallows every drop!

Foreplay: Striptease, ass jiggling/flexing, kissing, spanking, hair pulling, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, jaw breakers, stringers, balls gobbling, cunnilingus, 69, face fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, spoon, on-her-side; double-vaginal with three fingers plus dick.
Anal Positions: Finger-fucking only; DP with cock/fingers.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.

Sex rating: 4.95
Video rating: 4.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.40

What I Liked Most:

  • Kelly Divine is truly divine. Check out her angelic ass and fine tits.
  • During the scene set-up, Kelly does a very fine job jiggling and flexing her ass cheeks for us. She also spreads those fine ass cheeks to show off her tight asshole and pretty pussy.
  • Kelly gives Christian a truly inspiring deep-throat-intensive blowjob! Her ravenous deep-throat ass-to-mouth technique is noteworthy, too.
  • Kelly gives Christian a double-fisted handjob.
  • Kelly sits on and rides Christian's face during foreplay. They also enjoy mutual oral sex when they position themselves in 69 (I love 69 and am always grateful to see couples use it during sex scenes!).
  • Really outstanding chemistry develops between Kelly and Christian.
  • Kelly really works the "gonzo" genre well. She talks to us and frequently share intense eye contact with us.
  • Kelly is an extremely demonstrative fuck. Not only does she do lots of the fucking herself (you're going to love her frenzied moves in doggie), but she also screams ecstatically, talks nasty ("Treat me like a fucking slut!" "Fuck me like you own me!"), and tells Christian exactly what she wants (she even commands that he spit on her face!). And, her body turns bright red with lust as her passion escalates. There's no doubt whatsoever that Kelly is having the time of her life!
  • Christian responds to Kelly's intense passion by sharply spanking her ass cheeks, slapping her face, pulling her hair, choking her throat, roughly kissing her mouth, spitting on her, ripping off her clothes, and doing everything in his power to drive her completely out of her mind.
  • Kelly gets her pussy double-stuffed: three fingers plus a dick!
  • Kelly also takes a conventional DP with a cock in her pussy and a thumb in her asshole.
  • Kelly cums hard in kneeling doggie, reverse cowgirl, and spoon. Her orgasms are real and look like they feel like a billion--with a "b"--dollars!
  • Christian shoots his load all over Kelly's pretty face and into her wide-open mouth at the end of the scene. Like a superstar, Kelly swallows.
  • The close-ups, throughout the scene, are excellent.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The video colors are a bit too saturated (too bright).
  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles.
  • The location in which the scene was shot is truly cheesy...low budget for sure! And, the set wasn't used very creatively since the couple had standard-fare "couch sex."
  • Not much attention was paid to Kelly's wardrobe or makeup. They are OK, but not particularly attractive.
  • The scene set-up, which consists of Kelly posing for the camera for a couple of minutes, is pretty unimaginative and trite.

Scene 2

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Jayden Jaymes, Alec Knight.

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Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in a bright blue bikini that nicely matches her beautiful abdomen tattoo, magnificent Jayden Jaymes, a 2010 Dr. Jay's Must-See Girl, kneels on an ordinary bed in a mundane bedroom and shows off her beautiful ass cheeks by flexing them individually and "as a team" (It's fucking HOT to watch Jayden make her ass cheeks "talk!"). Meanwhile, director Jordan Septo, behind the camera, chats her up. As the set-up continues, Jayden tugs down her panties and gives us an up-close-and-personal introduction to her bejeweled pussy and tight pretty asshole, too. She even finger-fucks herself for us. But, her ass-flexing skills are the real attraction during the scene set-up. Once we have been privileged to meet every square centimeter of Jayden's butt, lucky Alec Knight joins her; slaps, kneads, spreads, licks, and squeezes her ass cheeks; rims her asshole; finger-fucks and eats her pussy; and jacks her clit. The attention soon focuses on Alec's dick and Jayden gives him a to-die-for handjob and deep-throat-and stringer-intensive and gag-inducing blowjob. Meanwhile, Alec unlaces Jayden's top to release her fantastic tits from confinement. And, he powerfully fucks her throat, too. Before moving on to sex, Alec takes another opportunity to gorge himself on Jayden's pussy, lick her asshole, and jiggle her butt cheeks (his actions make her squeal with delight). Then, after sucking Alec's cock one more time for good measure, Jayden mounts Alec in cowgirl, slowly inches his huge cock into her extremely tight--yet naturally lubricated and juicy--cunt, and begins to fuck him with slow and deep moves while erotically jiggling her ass cheeks. As the scene continues to unfold, Jayden and Alex enjoy 69, reverse cowgirl (Jayden's moves--and her body--defy explanation during this segment), side-saddle cowgirl, while she lays on her side (her butt cheeks look especially hot during this position), and kneeling doggie. To finish up this delightful and multi-orgasmic scene, Alec pumps his load into Jayden's wide-open mouth and onto her face and tits. She vacuums and milks his dick dry, shows off her cum-filled mouth, and swallows greedily.

Foreplay: Striptease, ass jiggling/flexing, mutual stripping, body licking, masturbation, spanking, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, cunnilingus, finger-fucking, clit jacking, labia sucking, rimming.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, side-saddle cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side, 69.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Repeatedly.
Pop: Open mouth facial; she swallows.

Sex rating: 5.00
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.10

What I Liked Most:

  • Jayden is, I think, one of the prettiest women in porn. I especially like her beautiful, colorful, and very unique abdomen tattoo. I like her pierced clit hood, too.
  • Jayden's ass cheeks-flexing skills are absolutely amazing. Wow. She can make her ass cheeks "talk" to us! She calls her new skill her "new signature move." Frankly, I hope to see a LOT more of Jayden's ass!
  • Even though the scene set-up is simple and consists only of Jayden's conversation with director Jordan Septo accompanied by her strip-tease, erotic moves, and ass flexing, it turned me on. Nice job, Jayden.
  • Jayden's fellatio skills are excellent. You'll wish she was swallowing and gagging on your dick! She also does a world-class job of pussy-to-mouth. And, her wicked handjob skills are first-rate, too.
  • Jayden's tits, which are gorgeous, dangle and bounce delightfully throughout the scene. They look especially fine when Alec reams her cunt in doggie.
  • Alec does a very nice job worshipping Jayden's pussy with his mouth. I especially like how he suckles her labia into his mouth. His actions drive Jayden wild!
  • Jayden's pussy is very tight but very juicy....it liberally coats Alex's rod with rivers of girl juice. It's a real pleasure to watch Jayden inch Alec's cock into her hole. How much better would it be to actually slip your dick into her?
  • Jayden shows off her incredible moves in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and side-saddle cowgirl. You're going to love how she shakes, jiggles, and flexes her ass cheeks while she fucks him! She even manages to fuck back during kneeling doggie! She works so hard that she develops an all-over body sweat.
  • Jayden isn't the only one to do the fucking. Alec pistons in-and-out of her pussy at redline speed as his pleasure translates into unbridled motion.
  • Jayden is a loud and demonstrative fuck. Her naughty words ("I love sucking dick!" "That feels so good in that fuckin' pussy!"), explicit commands, and shrieks of passion betray her true pleasure.
  • Jayden, somewhat aggressively, sits on and fucks Alec's lucky face between sexual positions. They pleasure each other orally using 69, too (again, I really like Alex's cunnilingus technique).
  • Jayden cums at least three times during the scene...during reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie, and while she lays on her side. Her pleasure is real and palpable! Anyone who thinks that Jayden isn't one of the best fucks in the business doesn't watch enough porn!
  • Alec takes time to eat Jayden's pussy between positions.
  • To finish up the scene, Alec pumps his load into Jayden's wide-open mouth. She vacuums his dick dry and swallows greedily.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Given Jayden's gorgeous breasts, Alex should have suckled, squeezed, and fucked them.
  • The video colors are a bit too saturated (too bright).
  • There are some instances in which the video is underexposed. In particular, shadows occasionally hide the action.
  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles.
  • The location in which the scene was shot is truly cheesy...low budget for sure! And, the set wasn't used very creatively since the couple had standard-fare "bed sex."

Scene 3

Scene Type: Boy/girl/anal
Performers: Luscious Lopez, Marco Banderas

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: While standing in front of truly hideous-looking purple drapes that do little to stop the outside light from pouring through the window, Luscious Lopez, dressed in a miniscule green bikini shows off her curvaceous body while introducing herself and welcoming us to her scene. Happily, she promises that we'll get to see her fucked in the ass. She soon gives us a good look at her bounteous butt cheeks, shakes and jiggles them for us, pulls aside her panties, and then masturbates for us by finger-fucking her pussy and her asshole. Meanwhile, she inflames our lust with her naughty words: "I'm dying to get a stiff cock inside me!" Luscious continues to strip for us, masturbating while baring her breasts and her very curvy and womanly body for us. Once Luscious has lit our fires, she struts, naked, across the room to where Marco Banderas awaits. The two immediately begin to share some intense kisses while they grope and caress each other. Soon, they are entangled as Luscious wraps her meaty legs around Marco's body. He reacts to her brazenness by squeezing and kneading her generous ass cheeks. Next, Luscious drops to her knees, unzips Marco's pants, pulls out his dick, and gives him a noisy and enthusiastic blowjob that's replete with deep-throat thrusts, balls-gobbling, gagging, and lots of stringers. Meanwhile, Marco gropes Luscious' body and spanks her meaty ass cheeks. Without benefit of cunnilingus, sex begins vaginally when Luscious mounts and fucks Marco in cowgirl. Luscious fucks Marco so well that she almost makes him cum. But, he's able to restrain himself and continue fucking her soaking wet pussy like the pro he is. As the scene continues, Luscious and Marco also make use of reverse cowgirl and kneeling doggie to fuck vaginally. Better, however, are the three anal positions they enjoy: doggie, missionary, and cowgirl. The scene concludes with a facial, during which Marco jerks off into Luscious' mouth and onto her face. She sucks and milks him dry and his load disappears down her throat. This hot scene would have been much better had Marco eaten Luscious' pussy during the scene.

Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, kissing, masturbation, spanking, tit sucking and squeezing, hair pulling, caressing/groping, handjob, double-fisted handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling, finger-fucking.
Vaginal Positions: Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Anal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.

Sex rating: 4.20
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.60

What I Liked Most:

  • I like the emphasis on anal sex in this scene. Given that this is an ass-themed movie, I'm surprised more of the girls didn't get fucked up the anus by their partners' cocks. Thankfully, however, Luscious fills that need by anal masturbation as well as anal sex in several positions!
  • Luscious often shares her lust with us by looking into our eyes through the camera lens.
  • Luscious gives Marco absolutely superb blowjobs...both during foreplay and pussy-to-mouth. I particularly like how she uses the tip of her tongue to drive Marco's cock wild! And, her handjob technique is excellent, too.
  • Luscious does a nice job of talking nasty during the scene. "You stick your dick so deep inside me it splits me in half. I can feel you tearing through every inch of my tight little pussy!" "I know you like it in my pussy. But, I want you to stick it in my ass!" She definitely has a way with words!
  • Luscious' bright pink pussy gleams with girl juice!
  • Luscious' moves are delightful in cowgirl but are absolutely incredible in reverse and kneeling doggie (both vag and anal).
  • Luscious' pretty all-natural breasts bounce and gyrate delightfully when she powerfully fucks Marco. Her ass cheeks jiggle, too!
  • Luscious' pussy and asshole gape beautifully.
  • Luscious' body quickly becomes covered with sex-induced sweat.
  • Luscious cums like a volcano during anal doggie. Whew! That must have felt good!
  • Luscious shows her nasty side when she repeatedly sucks Marco's cock ass-to-mouth.
  • Luscious' wild and frenzied fucking moves cause Marco to nearly cum several times during the scene. He manages to control himself and keep on fucking. Nice control, Marco!
  • Luscious swallows Marco' load when he gives her a facial at the end of the scene.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The video colors are a bit too saturated (too bright); the color balance is too orange.
  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles.
  • The location in which the scene was shot is truly cheesy...low budget for sure! And, the set wasn't used very creatively since the couple had standard-fare "couch sex."
  • Not much attention was paid to Luscious' wardrobe or makeup. They are OK, but not particularly attractive.
  • The scene set-up, which consists of Luscious chatting and posing for the camera for a couple of minutes, is pretty unimaginative and trite

What I Didn't Like:

  • There is no cunnilingus during the scene. Marco never went down on Luscious' pussy to eat it. What a waste!

Scene 4

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Julie Cash, Alec Knight

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Buxom blond Julie Cash, dressed in a bikini that's so small that it barely covers her bounteous tits, struts into a living room, introduces herself (She came all the way from Texas to shoot the scene!), and shows off her big booty. She shakes and jiggles her butt for us, poses provocatively, squeezes her fine tits, and strips. Alec Knight soon joins Julie on a nondescript couch, spanks and fondles her big ass cheeks, strokes her labia, and helps her out of her remaining clothes. Julie loves Alec's touch and giggles delightfully. Magnetically attracted to Julie's pretty and tasty pussy, Alec soon buries his tongue between her labia and gives her damned nice cunnilingus. Julie soon decides that she wants to see and "play with" Alec's cock. So, she unzips his jeans, pulls out his rod, and gives him a stringer-intensive blowjob that includes lots of talented handwork and balls gobbling. Meanwhile, Julie's big fine tits bounce delightfully and her pretty blue eyes lock with ours so that she can share her lust with us. She also uses a bit of naughty vocabulary to praise Alec's dick. In due course, Alec asks Julie to sit on the couch. He spreads her legs wide and goes down on her pussy for a second bout of ravenous cunnilingus. Meanwhile, Julie groans contentedly and pulls on Alec's hair. Alec soon slips his cock into Julie's pussy and fucks it while she lies on her side. Meanwhile, Julie spanks her own bounteous ass, spreads her butt cheeks, squeals with delight, talks nasty, and squeezes Alec's pistoning cock with her hands. As the scene continues, Julie straddles and fucks Alec in cowgirl (she uses some pretty fine moves!), lets Alec fuck her powerfully in mish, and again shows off her passionate and erotic moves while she and Alec fuck in Julie's "favorite" position....doggie. Doggie must really do something special for Julie because she's soon screaming, "You're going to make me cum!" Her subsequent orgasm appears to pleasure every cell in her body! Afterward, she keeps on fucking Alec as his own orgasm inches closer and closer. When Alec can no longer hold back, he pulls out of Julie's pussy and, once she's dropped to her knees and opened her mouth, jacks off into Julie's mouth. Like a good slut, Julie swallows! Then, as the scene comes to an end, Julie uses the tip of her tongue to lick Alec's throbbing dick.

Foreplay: Striptease, ass jiggling, mutual stripping, body licking, masturbation, spanking, tit squeezing, hair pulling, caressing/groping, handjob, fellatio, stringers, balls-gobbling, cunnilingus, clit jacking.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, kneeling doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: Yes.
Pop: Open mouth; she swallows.

Sex rating: 4.35
Video rating: 3.50
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 2.80

What I Liked Most:

  • Julie gives us lots of eye contact. Her big blue eyes are very pretty.
  • I like Alec's decision to go straight for Julie's pussy once he joins her. Her vagina is very pretty, very puffy, very pink, and, from the look on Alec's face, very tasty. He likes her pussy so much that he goes back for a second taste before they move on to sex.
  • Although Julie is a bit shy on camera, she really does seem to enjoy herself and appreciate Alec's attention.
  • Julie shows off her hot thrusting and grinding moves in cowgirl and doggie. Alec really enjoys her cowgirl moves and fucks her back at redline speed!
  • Julie's bounteous tits and meaty ass cheeks shake and jiggle delightfully while she and Alex fuck each other.
  • Julie really likes the taste of her pussy on Alec's cock. So, she ravenously performs pussy-to-mouth.
  • Alec takes time to eat Julie's pussy between sexual positions.
  • At Julie's request, Alec sharply spanks her ass cheeks on several occasions. She coos: "I like that!"
  • Julie has an intense screaming orgasm in doggie. After she cums, her soaking wet pussy looks absolutely beautiful as she and Alec continue to fuck each other. In particular, I really like how her meaty labia flutter like a butterfly's wings as Alec slides his dick in-and-out of her cunt.
  • To conclude the scene, Alec pops into Julie's mouth. She swallows!

What Could Have Been Better:

  • The video colors are a bit too saturated (too bright); the color balance is too orange.
  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles.
  • The location in which the scene was shot is truly cheesy...low budget for sure! And, the set wasn't used very creatively since the couple had standard-fare "couch sex."
  • Not much attention was paid to Julie's wardrobe or makeup. They are OK, but not particularly attractive.
  • The scene set-up, which consists of Julie chatting and posing for the camera for a couple of minutes, is pretty unimaginative and trite.
  • Although Julie is a quite cute (albeit slightly pudgy) girl, she seems very uncomfortable during the scene. I checked adultdvdempire.com and she's only been in a couple of movies. If she stays in the business, I hope her comfort level increases.

Scene 5

Scene Type: Boy/girl.
Performers: Ava Rose, Marco Banderas

Scene Set-up/Plot/Scenario: Dressed in a sexy--yet somehow business-appropriate--black dress, Ava momentarily sits on her executive-style desk and then stands, hikes up her dress, and shows off her meaty ass cheeks. After giving us a peek, she tugs her dress back down as if to say, "That's enough for now!" Instantly, after an abrupt edit, Ava is again atop her desk as Marco approaches. Ava lunges at Marco, quickly unzips his pants, and gives him an enthusiastic and slobbery blowjob that includes deep-throating, stringers, and balls-gobbling. Meanwhile, Marco reaches across the desk to spank Ava's generous butt cheeks. And, he thrusts his dick deep down her throat to, in effect, fuck it. Marco soon begs Ava to "get naked." She eagerly complies and, within seconds, she is bending over her desk, in doggie, so that Marco can fuck her pussy--and spank her ass cheeks--from behind. Marco so enjoys fucking Ava's pussy that he simply must cum...he pulls out and shoots a load of sperm onto her meaty ass cheeks. Mere mortals, like you and me, would be finished. But, Marco's a superstud and keeps fucking Ava in several more positions, including cowgirl, as she lies on her side atop her desk, missionary, and reverse cowgirl. For her part, Ava keeps Marco's semen on her ass through the rest of the scene. It looks damned fine there, especially when Ava shows off her hot and sexy moves in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Marco's first load, accompanied by his sexual prowess that allows him to "keep on fucking," really ignites both his and Ava's passions...their chemistry during the remainder of the scene is unmistakable. Sadly, however, Ava's passion doesn't result in an orgasm for her. Marco, however, does cum a second time...onto her face and into her mouth. Sadly, Ava does what she should not...and spits.

Foreplay: Striptease, mutual stripping, spanking, hair pulling, handjob, fellatio, deep-throat, stringers, balls-gobbling.
Vaginal Positions: Missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, standing doggie, on-her-side.
Anal Positions: None.
Girl cums: No.
Pop: Open mouth; she spits.

Sex rating: 3.05
Video rating: 3.00
Audio rating: 4.00
Production values rating: 3.10

What I Liked Most:

  • Ava gives Marco a very nice (and quite slobbery) combination hand/blowjob.
  • Marco pops about halfway through the scene and then continues to fuck her! Wow! She keeps his first load on her ass cheeks during the rest of the scene.
  • Ava's fine natural-looking tits dangle and bounce delightfully in response to Marco's thrusts.
  • Ava continues to show off her fellatio skills during sex by giving Marco repeated pussy-to-mouth.
  • Ava demonstrates nice moves during cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. She does a nice job shaking her cum-covered ass cheeks while she fucks and grinds Marco.
  • During the second half of the scene, very nice chemistry develops between Ava and Marco. Perhaps the coating of semen on her ass is an aphrodisiac.
  • Marco briefly--yet repeatedly--eats Ava's pussy between positions.
  • Ava's natural tits bounce delightfully. Thank God she's not scarred irrevocably. Ava's ass flesh jiggles, too!
  • There are very nice close-ups of Ava's stuffed vagina.

What Could Have Been Better:

  • Ava never cums during the scene.
  • The scene setup is way too brief.
  • Much of the in-and-out action is lost in deep shadows.
  • The video color balance is too magenta (reddish-blue).
  • There is an overuse of oblique camera angles.
  • There are numerous jerky camera movements. And, the videographer moves around way too much!

What I Didn't Like:

  • Ava should have had her nails done before the scene.
  • Ava spits out Marco's semen at the end of the scene. That is SO disrespectful, Ava. If you take a man's cum into your mouth, swallow it. Don't waste it!


The DVD-9 Disc I reviewed contains a full motion chapter selector, multiple chapters per sex scene; a nearly four-minute long cum shot recap; a three-minute long self-running slide show of hard and pretty girl photos; and a 17-minute-long behind-the-scenes (BTS) featurette. The BTS contains video of the girls being made up and having their hair styled; shots of Jayden posing, shaking, and flexing her magnificent ass cheeks for us; before- and after-sex (and cum-covered) impromptu discussions; a very interesting interview of Kelly Divine in which she divulges all sorts of cool porn-star stories; and video of the still photo shoots. This selection of extras is about average in today's marketplace. Three stars.

Final Thoughts

The best things about Ass, Ass, and More Ass include:
  • Scene One. Kelly Divine, who really is divine, shares a remarkable--and quite edgy--sexual encounter with Christian. I think it's one of the best boy/girl scenes I've reviewed in 2010 and is the primary reason you should get your hands on a copy of Ass, Ass, and More Ass.
  • Jayden Jaymes. I adore her and enjoy every scene she's in. Her work with Alec Knight, in Scene Two, is no exception. Scene Two is the second reason that I recommend you take a look at Ass, Ass, and More Ass.

Ass, Ass, and More Ass could have been better if:

  • more attention had been paid to the production values. In particular, the locations are pretty cheesy, the sets underutilized (except in Scene Five), the wardrobe is haphazard, and the make-up is minimal.
  • the videographer had been more professional. The color balance is generally quite poor (the colors are too orange or too magenta) and the saturation is too strong. In addition, there are far too many camera movements (many of them jerky) and the cameraman uses too many oblique camera angles (so that the couples appear to be sliding off the screen).
  • more creative and thorough scene set-ups had set the stage for each girl's scene.
  • there was more anal sex. There's a bit of anal finger-fucking in Scene One and Luscious Lopez takes Marco's cock up her ass, but that's insufficient given this movie's title and ass theme.
  • there had been more kissing. Strangely, the couples don't swap tongues much during this movie. I love kissing and think it's odd that the couples in Ass, Ass, and More Ass bypassed it.

Things I didn't like about Ass, Ass, and More Ass include:

  • the lack of cunnilingus in Scene Three. I'll never understand a guy who fails to eat his woman's pussy during sex.
  • Ava Rose's lack of an orgasm in Scene Five.
  • Ava Rose's decision to spit out Marco's semen at the end of Scene Five. Spitting a man's semen out of your mouth is very disrespectful, girls. Please don't do it.
  • Ava Rose's lack of preparation for appearing in a sex scene. Her fingernails look like a homeless woman's. She really should have prepared her body better.

Average sex rating: 4.31
Average video rating: 3.50
Average audio rating: 4.00
Average production values rating: 2.80
Extras rating: 3.00
Bonus point(s): 2.00
Overall rating: 3.32

X Critic Pick (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ production values; 4.5+ overall)
Highly Recommended (4.5+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Recommended (4.0+ sex; 4.0+ overall)
Rent It (<4.00 sex; <4.00 overall)
Skip It (<3.50 sex; <4.00 overall)

Dr. Jay

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