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Cum Spewing Holes

Studio: Red Light District Video » Review by The Horny Housewife » Review Date: 5/16/10

XCritic's Advice: Skip It

Name:  Cum Spewing Holes
Studio: Red Light District

Category: Creampie
Director: Mark Wood

Starring: Jenner, Christian, Chastity Lynn, Kaci Starr, Missy Woods, Natalia Rossi, Lexi Diamond, Mark Wood, Michael Stefano

Running time: 2:33
Condoms: None

Scene #1:  Natalia Rossi

Cover girl Natalia Rossi is the first gal to grace the screen of the flick. The thin blonde is definitely a little cutie  who can raise some pant flags for sure.  Mark Wood quickly shows up and gets to mouth fucking the girl. One of my pet peeves in porn is chicks who open up the scene naked right away. I enjoy seeing a girl all dolled up before getting naked and then creampied but I am just old fashioned that way. Mark Wood quickly shows up and gets to mouth fucking the girl. After some oral servitude Natalia gets her pussy fucked from behind in standing doggy. After the doggie action Natalia gets back onto her knees to suck some more pole. The action moves from a bathtub to a sofa where the couple
do doggy, cowgirl, spooning, reverse cowgirl, and finally some missionary where Natalia gets her cream filling from Mark. Natalia looked good as she always does but the heat just wasn't there for me and I felt a little let down. 

Scene #2:  Kaci Starr

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Kaci is up next the girl isn't looking half bad in her lace hot pants and matching pink bra and panties. Just like the opening scene there is not much foreplay or warming up to open the scene rather Kaci shows up and 2 seconds later Mike Stefano has his face buried in her ass. Literally like a minute  later Kaci is getting her pussy fucked from behind in doggystyle. Why are these guys in a rush to get things done? Is RLD now in some sort of porno Olympias to see who can get to the action the quickest? After doggy Kaci is getting her fussy pussy fucked in spooning, cowgirl, and then reverse cowgirl. During reverse cowgirl Kaci  switches from getting her pussy hole fucked to her asshole getting reamed. The ass pumping action continues with Kaci getting anal in spooning, and missionary. The scene wraps with Kaci getting her anus greased with Mike's baby batter.      

Scene #3: Lexi Diamond

19 year old Lexi is looking quite good and quite fuckable in her little mini skirt and matching lace top bra. Lexi's porno scene boyfriend Jenner talks Lexi into a threesome with some dude he met at the gym or some place. Fucking gay if you ask me. If my husband ever showed up talking about wanting to fuck me with some other guy he found at the gym I would run for the hills but I digress. Mark Wood shows up and poor Lexi nether of these guys are gonna win any looks awards any time soon. Lexi gets to sucking on Marks dick while Jenner proclaims he just wants to watch but he quickly joins in and gets his rod sucked off too. Lexi lands up getting fucked from the backside by Mark in doggy followed by cowgirl from Jenner. The olive skinned latina looks really cute although the sex is fucking cookie cutter as can be and typical RLD as every other  scene they seem to produce of late. The guys double team Lexi but never do any double penetration on the girl which would have been nice. The girl takes two loads in her cunt while in missionary but the edit try's to make you believe they were one right after the other but its obvious she cleaned up before taking the 2nd load.

Scene #4: Missy Woods

Missy has got one fat ass for a white girl no doubt about it. Mark seems to be infatuated by it from the get go and I guess I cant blame the guy. Mark introduces Christian and in no time at all the scene falls flat on its face for me. I fins Christian among the top 4-5 guys in porn who ruin any and all scenes they are in. The mannerisms and persona this guy comes with is such a turn off that its struggle for me to get through a majority of scenes he is in. A 6 inch dick with a 12 inch mindset...  Anyways Missy gets to sucking the guy off but quickly lands up on the sofa riding cock in cowgirl. Following cowgirl the couple spoon fuck in both vaginal and anal action. After spooning Missy gets her ass fucked from behind in doggy followed by some anal reverse cowgirl. To top things off Christian cant even manage to cum inside the chick as his dick pops out of her a spilt second before he nuts.

Scene #5:  Chastity Lynn

Chastity shows up to Mark Woods pad to sell some girl scout cookies in the fucking sluttiest girl scout uniform in the history of slutty girl scout uniforms. Being the master pervert he is Mark has Chasity sucking his dick in less time it would take for me to eat a single girl scout cookie, hell I could probably only get half done before she was on her knees. Chastity is a cutie and I do really adore her ass as does mark. After smacking around and eating out the backside of the young teen Mark gets to paying off his monthly light bill the only way he knows how.  Mark fucks Miss Lynn From behind in doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and finally missionary where her cums inside the young lady.


The extras for "Cum Spewing Holes" were a 36 minute behind the scenes outtakes with all of the girls from the flick. A cumshot recap, photo gallery, and a few RLD Trailers.

Audio / Video:

Cum Spewing Holes was Presented in a full 16 x 9 widescreen image encoded using an MPEG-2 format running at around 3 - 4 Mbps.  The colors are decent as was the lighting, skin tones and set colors looked respectable. Of course the Standard definition titles are a bit lacking in todays HD world but nothing that you wont come to expect from any SD title. I would give the video 7 out of a possible 10. Audio was a Dolby Digital 2.0 @ 192Kbps and just like the video the audio was very good and everything came across quite clean and crisp.

Final Thoughts:

Cum Spewing Holes from Director Mark Wood and Red light district Studios in no lack of better words was crappy. The title did have a few decent looking girls but overall everything RLD seems to be doing of late all looks and feels the same. All scenes had the similar formula of fucking on a set we have all seen a hundred times and just having nothing that was standout. If you are new to RLD maybe this wont be as evident as those of us who have seen a handful of their titles but otherwise save your cash and buy something else. All in all this is a title you can skip and test out the waters on something else trust me you wont be missing much.


Jen "The Horny Housewife"



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