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Never Say Never

Studio: Wicked Pictures » Review by Ravyn C » Review Date: 5/19/10

XCritic's Advice: Recommended

Producer: Mark Nicholson                                      

Director: Brad Armstrong                

Distributor: Wicked Pictures              

Videographer: François Clousot  

Release Date: 9/23/2009

Production Year: 2009       

Length: 100 Mins.

Category:  All Sex Vignettes

Genre:  Straight, Couples

Condoms: Yes

Performers:  Alexis Texas, Angelina Valentine, Brad Armstrong, Danny Mountain, Deep Threat, Derrick Pierce, Eric Masterson, Jenna Presley, Kaylani Lei, Marcus London, Rocco Reed, Tommy Gunn, Tory Lane 

Wicked Teaser: Remember when you were growing up, there were all these things that you were told NEVER to do... You know, "Never talk to strangers," "Never cross the street without looking both ways," "Never mix business with pleasure." Some you just accepted as fact, some you questioned as you got older and others you knew were bullshit right from the start. In NEVER SAY NEVER, Kaylani puts these old parental advisories to the test, like only Kaylani can. She examines the good and the bad of not following the rules. She decides to take on some of these old school rules, and with hilarious results. She quickly learns why sometimes it's just no fun to say "Never."

The Movie: As children we were always   told   that there are  certain things that  one can't  do.. never swim  after  eating, never leave the  house without  your  keys, never leave the house the house with dirty clothes on..  etc.. Wicked has taken  the "Never's" to  a whole new level with  Kaylani in just  about  every scene and   even   goes one  better  by   doing her  first  anal  scene  for her  fans!

The DVD:

Audio/Video:Never Say Never is presented in 16:9 ratio anamorphic widescreen colors, shot and mastered in HD, directed by Brad Armstrong, distributed by Wicked Pictures. The picture had a very grainy look to it with little distortion and some shadowing. The flesh tones came through as almost perfect. The audio is presented in Wicked's usual 5.1 Dolby Digital Surround which didn't test my speakers nor did it come off as too loud making it easy to listen too.

Features: Interactive Menus, Chapter Selection, Web Site Information, Slide Show. Trailer for Never Say Never ,Promo Reel, Trailers .Wicked Awards, Company Profile, and Bonus Sex Scene with Kaylani Lei.

Previews: Educating Alli, Hush

Trailers: Spin the Bottle, Educating Alli, Forni-Asian, Mobster's Ball 2, House of Wicked, Roommates.

Bonus Sex Scene: Fornic-Asian w/ Kaylani & Rocco Reed:

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The scene opens with Kaylani and Rocco making out working the other up with some nice foreplay. Kaylani rides his face. She works her magic on his cock eagerly sucking him off between giving him a hand job while he rubs her clit.  Kaylani  takes control  riding him cowgirl  style then  they  switch  over  for  some  doggie  action back over  for  some  spooning. Rocco unloads into her mouth and Kaylani cleans him up with her tongue.

Scene 1: Never Fuck Your Girlfriend's Ex- Kaylani & Danny Mountain:

A quiet romantic dinner at home leads   Kaylani and Danny into giving into the moment   with her best friend's ex-boyfriend. One thing leads into the other and Kaylani is all over his cock working it with both her hand and mouth. They   shift their bodies on the leather sofa   into 69 with Kaylani on top. From there she   goes right into   reverse cowgirl, mish then doggie with Danny unloading into her waiting mouth.

Scene 2: Never Mix Business with Pleasure- Kaylani & Tory & Brad Armstrong:

Having a sexual relationship is a good thing but never where you work and Kaylani finds that out the hard way.  At  her  desk, she is  tag  teamed  by  both her   male  boss and  her  female co-worker, they  both make it   hard for  Kaylani  not to  partake  in the  carnal pleasure  they are   both wanting to  give her.  Tori's fingers are deep inside of her pussy and Kaylani's mouth is   busy sucking off Brad. The  ladies  then  sharing  cock  sucking duties and   then Tori is up  first to  ride him reverse  cow  girl while  Kaylani   fondles her  breast and  clit. Brad then does Tori in mish. Brad then gives Kaylani a taste of what Tori got nailing her in mish then cowgirl while Tori straddles his face. Brad  shares his load  giving  both  ladies a  facial  and  the  ladies kiss sharing his  cum between them.

Scene 3: Never Cross the Street- Jenna & Eric Masterson:

The next scene isn't as long as the others which is a shame because Jenna   puts a lot into it working with Eric. As the story goes Kaylani sees them together once she crosses the intersection without looking. Eric  greets her  but  Jenna  gives her  a  very  dirty look  as she is  Eric's  most  current girlfriend. They part ways and head back to the studio. They waste no time in taking their clothing off. Jenna gets right to work on his cock. Jenna then mounts up riding him in reverse cowgirl to which Eric then does her doggie then mish before giving her a facial.

Scene 4: Never Let Them See You Sweat- Kaylani & Tommy Gunn & Marcus London-

The only place for anyone to see you sweat would be at the gym and that would have to be a strenuous workout.  Tommy and Marcus give Kaylani one hell of a work out when the two   double team her at the gym. While  Kaylani  gives Tommy a  BJ, Marcus  goes down on her from  behind, The  switch  off  with Tommy nailing her in mish with Marcus  standing over her  feeding her his  cock.  Kaylani then rides Tommy in reverse cowgirl on the gym floor while still sucking off Marcus's cock. Marcus  then  gets his  turn  at  Kaylani  doing her  doggie while  Tommy  gets  his  cock  sucked. Both men   give her a facial.

Scene 5: Never Talk With Your Mouth Full- Kaylani & Brad Armstrong:

In another short scene with Brad, they are at the dinner table enjoying a nice meal. Kaylani decides that's not the kind of meal that she wants and makes a bee line over to Brad. She un-zippers his pants and goes down on him working it until he unloads into her mouth.

Scene 6: Never Accept Rides from Strangers-Alexis & Angelina & Derrick Pierce:

On a cold night, Kaylani forgoes a ride with Derrick listening to her conscience about "Never accepting rides from a stranger. But that  doesn't  seem to stop Alexis and  Angelina  accepting the ride  from Derrick who has  more on his mind that  just  driving the ladies  back home.  Alexis and Angelina look great together making out and sharing Derrick's cock between them. The g/g action is nice no overkill on the moans and groans from either of the ladies. Each of the ladies gets nailed by Derrick on top of the car  and  they  end  up   sharing a  facial

Scene 7: Never Date Outside Your Race- Kaylani & Deep Threat:

Dating outside of one's own race has always  been  frowned  upon by our  parents and  family. But  in this  scene Kaylani  pays no  mind to her father's rantings and  ravings and does  as  she  pleases  when it  comes to men.  In the  back room of the  dry cleaners.  Deep makes a meal  out of  Kaylani as he  shows her  just how  good he is with his  tongue. After making  her  weak in the knees  Kaylani  gets to work on  his  cock. She  does  seem to  struggle  a bit with the length and   girth but  is a trooper.  She  then  mounts  up to  ride him reverse  cowgirl,  switching over to  doggie then mish  with  Deep  unloading  on top  of her   bush.

Scene 8: Never Say I Won't Do Anal on Camera- Kaylani Lei & Unknown Male:

When it  comes to  anal  sex  a lot of  women  have their  second thoughts  about  doing. Whether it's the thought of it hurting or ones way of thinking, Kaylani teases her fans with this final scene. Kaylani is l on her back on top of a desk getting nailed in mish and playing with her clit at the same time. The unknown guy then slides his cock into her  ass for a bit then  unloads outside of her.

What Worked: Seeing different ladies in a Wicked feature was a plus.  Just as   seeing Deep Threat back doing a scene for Wicked was a welcomed sight. The last time Deep Threat was seen anything from Wicked was in Last Call and in a Playgirl scene a few years back. The fact that Kaylani was in seven of the eight scenes is what her fans would enjoy watching.

What Didn't: Teaser scenes  like  scenes  3,5 and  8  tend to leave  one  feeling  empty and  sexual  frustrated at least that's how they  left me.  I would have loved to  see Jenna  Presley ,Alexis Texas and  Angelina Valentine more  involved in their scene making it  a more sexual   heated scene. In Kaylani's anal scene  was more of a teaser than anything  else. I  honestly  excepted a  bit more  but  since  Wicked is more  of a  couples  friendly company it was very  tamed to say the least.

Final Thoughts: Wicked's Never Say Never is one of the many  couples  friendly titles in their lineup. Starring Kaylani in the majority of the scenes, her fans  would love to add this  title to  their library. Staying always on the  "light" side of porn and  giving the men  the  likes of Alexis Texas, Angelina Valentine, Tori Black and  Jenna  Presley to   get their motors  running .Overall a keeper for  some.

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